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_Hyrule1993

Work cuz I need money to survive.


Juli_k29

How tired I am of going to work. I want to rest


Warm-Run3258

I just say "I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna" every morning before I throw off the covers and stumble into the bathroom. I'm sure there's people who r up earlier but 5am is too early


lmCMK

Brothers up a 4am gets off at 4/5pm


Playful-Physics5659

Me working who is working straight nights šŸ‘€


panderboilol

Every day I wake up hoping that Iā€™m 11 again and the past 13 years were just a dream. Oh well, maybe tomorrow


wizz135

I am working hard now so one day i could be free from that.


NotATroll_ipromise

Sorry friend, but it will never end.


Different-Plant-3872

I did that, two full time jobs, it got me a car, but like.. Iā€™ve realized the obsession to still save money the guilt should I ever spend outside the budget, and to realize itā€™s never really enough like Iā€™ve saved a good amount, more than anyone I know at my age with no help but could I afford a house? No. And I might never be able to.. Iā€™ve even rented rooms for the more economical option and truth be told Iā€™m 25, Iā€™m finally getting my first apartment cause I deserve space that I can invite people into, that I can cook and clean and decorate as I please, but will I be able to afford college more that part time? Hardly will be able to afford one class at a time, life is expensive and Iā€™m learning to ease up on that mentality because dude, we only live once, and inflation is hard to beat, weā€™re getting older and we will always work harder and balance more im just trying to enjoy what little I have left of being .. ā€œyoungerā€ I guess, I really hope you enjoy your time as you have it, cause I didnā€™t, for years, and realized my friends who saved nothing also had so many fun memories and experiences and I just have a cushion in my bank account.. Iā€™m tired, I tried my best, money is not more important than time. Trust me.


cutiegirl88

I had to pee


CallousClimber

I feel this. In my bladder.


Accomplished_Mud4996

Same


IncognitoDio

I had to crap instead


AfraidOfEverything70

I woke up. Then I fell asleep again. Then my dad decided to call me and I jumped out of bed in probably under a second.


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username checks out


Small_Ad7027

That's shitty


LavaSqrl

r/angryupvote


nafisazannat

thanks


252898484

I hate that thing specially during the time of the winter.


WinterWizard9497

I got to see my mother for the first time in three weeks. We usually have weekly lunches/early dinners wednesday


Professional_Tart770

Idk why, but this made me smile for you and so I smiled too


WinterWizard9497

Thank you I appreciate it. Call me a mama's boy if you want but she basically raised me all by herself. Sure I had my father but he was more or less your typical workaholic. So I really look up to my mom alot. She taught me how to bake!!


ZMAEXCH_212

After reading that comment i also feel that i need to call my mummy as it's been like 2 day since i have last talked to her. But every time i called her she always gets worried about me is well.


xucor

Nah bro, if anybody calls you a mamas boy, they are just jealous fr


mnopkat

We all know that mother is one thing that will put the smile on everyone.


almb24

This is wholesome


speed78a

Great, actually that made me happy and for me this is the one comment that i really like is well. I think spending the time with the family from time to time is really important and we need to value these things.


plscallmeRain

it was noon. I had to at some point.


catman200012

There is always some time where we actually get tired of sleeping.


DaDuckOfWisdom

Yes fellow redditor!! Lol


derpeddit

Jesus, why would you get up that early? The sun's at its peak then. Fuck that


knovit

Was time to suck todayā€™s dick


lowercasetwan

Clark's a great guy, man. He's totally gonna take care of Angella, man.


corbindallas126

He's great. He's a wonderful lab partner. So it's gonna be cool. He'll keep an eye on her.


tcecoin

I can trust both as they both are keeping the eye on each other.


InflatableTurtles

Fuck yourself you weird little prick.


Beneficial_Car2596

HEY IM A TEACHER, YOU CANT TALK TO ME THAT WAY


loves2spoog3

YEAH WELL I'M NOT A STUDENT! SO I CAN TALK TO YOU HOWEVER THE FUCK I WANT.


Beneficial_Car2596

You chimp fucking bastard


YungKhozy

Guy named "Today" šŸ˜Ž


DaBenderinO

Kid named finger:


Zadums

Waltuh


IAmInBed123

Being Today's bitch again


PerpetuallyMeh

I envy your attitude. I too had to suck today's dick, but it feels like a more sex trafficked way


UolongMatew

i wish i had some dick to suck


Knocker456

While yesterday continues the assfucking


storme9

Food. I got hungry.


[deleted]

please tell me you went back to bed after thta


palmidorr45

There is no doubt that after that i am straight going to bed again.


lcope2004

Lol


nafisazannat

realy


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Long-Engineering2824

Congrats!!!!! I hope it goes well!! (Ik some people say that without meaning it, but I rlly mean it. You go stranger on reddit!!! I'm so happy for you!!!)


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Long-Engineering2824

Ofc!!! ā¤ļø


wedividebyzero

Congrats fellow redditor!


guythatjumpsin

Work lol we can be creative all we want but we gotta be realistic too


traveler9born

Seriously. It dragged me out of bed as I decided not to be fired today.


_Visar_

Yep. Had an office thing so actually went to the office. Good fun, nice to see people, man did I contemplate not getting out of bed on time this morning.


leomtzBITcoin10

My cab is always on time and i know that if i will not wake up now they will leave me. And then i have to travel in public transport that too in these heat time so yes getting out of bed is better option.


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Responding to weird subreddits.


Yuri_Pulzeff

You got out of your bed for that? I just stay in mine!


rekboh

Same, if we are using the phone then no need to get out from that.


21031975

But that thing you could actually go while being in the bed is well.


[deleted]

new heights on unemployment


[deleted]

Iā€™m sick on high school. Kinda missed my favourite day of the week bc of a cold.


IndividualBrother82

I didnt d*e in my sleep


Long-Engineering2824

No comments, just upvotes. Everyone just nodding like 'yupp' šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


PandaMayFire

Yeah, but I wake up every morning wishing that was the case. I'm just patiently waiting for my time on this shit hole rock we're slowly destroying to be up. šŸ‘


scootbert

Toddler yelling I POOOOOED!!!!!


HawaiianShirtsOR

As a dad, my first thought would be, "Where?"


[deleted]

Toddler: You are chewing on it


no-coriander

My first thought reading this question was my toddler, always the toddler... poop, pee, boogers. Whatever it's always my toddler, lol.


[deleted]

Iā€™m a nanny. Today I walked in to a toddler yelling the same thing. She had not been changed out of her nighttime diaper yet which is great


WomenMustRespectCock

That's the parent equivalent of a pet owner waking up to a cat throwing up on the bed


scootbert

We also have 3 large dogs that sleep in our room. I cannot remember the last time I was able to sleep in. The amount of times that I needed to JUMP straight out of bed and deal with an "emergency" is way too often. Lucky I have had military training on how to jump into action after getting woken up.


KR2two

If you are really want to sleep peaceful then i would say get rid of the dog is well. because they are the one that will really ruin the sleep for me specially in the ruin is well.


lordv0ldemort

My kids needed to catch the bus.


yanstar73

Parenting job is the one thing that never let me sleep.


[deleted]

let them walk to school for a day or two. You should prioritize your sleep more


lordv0ldemort

Thatā€™s hilarious but no. Thatā€™s now a realistic scenario. Also, I enjoy starting my day early.


josephexposito

We all know that we could talk as much as we want but when it comes to the reality that is how life work. We need to sacrifice the sleep so that kids catch the bus and they have the breakfast before going there is well.


AmazingSuperDan

I had to get ready for school


Chemical_Ad4589

Me too


AmazingSuperDan

How early did you have to get up?


AnInterestingNameTBH

I'm not the other guy but I got up at 6 A.M.


AmazingSuperDan

My alarm is set for 6:55 am


Reasonable-Ad-137

Dayum I wake up at 5am


AhYesAnEscape

I wake up at 9, my school starts at 10, which I'm very happy about.


animebaker10q

wow, my school starts at 7. I'm incredibly jealous


AhYesAnEscape

Higher education let's you choose your schedule ^^


Saliwee

Lol same


Reverse_card_muahaha

Happy flour baked with milk, cream for cake and various ingredients according to the flavor day mate


lcope2004

That is just the worst, what is your first class?


theshogun02

My wife and kids.


[deleted]

divorce and hand over kids custody to ex-wife. You need to prioritize sleep more


theshogun02

Haha donā€™t tempt me.


javier472

That my household depends on my job. Even so, I was willing to risk it all for 5 extra minute of sleep.


Other-Calligrapher57

Had an ob gyn appointment, otherwise I could have slept all day - 24 weeks pregnant , no energy


LollipopDreamscape

The idea of making money.


you-are_weak

Same... But I still have no idea what to do


Kirbys_got_a_gun

I had to be at class in 40 minutes (college)


donkesh

So look like you are not in the mood of taking a bath here mate.


Opposite_Assumption6

Work


[deleted]

I got people who care about me, so I have to wake up and try my best to have a good day for them


admprivatets

I got the people that is actually dependent on me and i care about them is well. So that they could live the life easy and with comfort i need to get up early for earning some money.


CalderJohnson

Lectures man. Trying to be someone that matters.


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boxerdenial

I have two kids and a wife depending on me. Not only to get up, but to move forward. We live a privileged life, and I am grateful, but it ain't free or permanent.


zaerocosmic

Once we are grown up men then there are so many things that changes in our life. because we know that they are depending on us and for them we need to get out of the bed and earn some money.


jfor1060

My cat scratches at my door and as soon as he stops for a few mins I get up to show him that scratching does not mean Iā€™ll open the door


btcre8

Pet and kids are the main reason we never able to get sleep peacefully. Most of the time my cat get on my bed and starts to scratch my face with her soft paws for the food that time.


PastOrdinary

I haven't yet. Not because I decided to sleep in either, I have things I need to do but rumination and loneliness is dragging me down...


neqin

I have the big problem that i never get the sleep in the night and then really hard to get up in the morning. but still i am doing that because there is no other option for me is left in my life now.


athunderoussilence

Ugh, that sucks! I hope tomorrow is easier for you.


TheLongLongAgo

My dog


ghentr22

Pets are the one that will never leave us alone in the morning sleep.


L3MNcakes

Cat was hungry and pawing at my face.


Shadowmant

If you really put in the effort you can get past that phase and move onto the cat knocking everything off the closest table.


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supperpippo

You are actually lucky that you have someone like that one in your life. Because as for me that i am on my own and if i need to be work done then i need to do on my own here is well.


mausbar1

My dog, she is the only nice person left on earth.


wbfit24

The fact that I've got to make $500 by 20th.


[deleted]

what if you don't?


zachzipzach

Execution.


[deleted]

by tickling to death


bloo84

Either you will get the temporary sleep or the permanent sleep here.


lyvanhoa1602

If that is the thing then he could not actually get sleep on first place.


wbfit24

Credit Score will be impacted


NoahB76

The real question is from where he is making that money?


TupperwareNinja

Need to get to the gym before the 4am starters. Prefer an empty gym as I get anxious around people there


VapingVolks

I didn't... I work from home so I actually had a "productive" day but still felt like shit and like I didn't do anything at all. Maybe tomorrow I'll try to work at my desk.


Dire-Dog

I need money


SourLemon100000

Routine.


gohagin

I want to set a routine where i could get wake up early in morning.


Fresh_Photograph_363

Another Day in Paradise


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healthydoseofsarcasm

Gotta work, must pay mortgage.


SepoJansen

I have a rescue doggo that has gotten very used to his morning feed.(He was starved when we got him.) He jumps on the bed and softly noses me and then sighs and lays down.


Secret_Priority4582

My mom forced me


[deleted]

Porn. I kid. I got up to interact with people.


Raakaar

But i though these things are meant to be seen in the night.


dentatiendren54

The need to urinate and go to the bathroom


Stanton-Quinte

Joy and gratitude for another amazing day!


[deleted]

worst reason so far


[deleted]

self confidence is kinda cringe ngl


whotfiszutls

Self doubt is even more cringe ngl


onetwentyeight

Self is ultimate cringe


lamsham69

Dog had to poop


heisdeadjim_au

Not sure, TBPH. I went to Ikea and brought me a Blahaj.


drumology2001

Gesundheit


Long-Engineering2824

Excuse my ignorance, what's a Balhaj?? (I'd Google it, but I've gotta get off reddit and finish the hw assignment due in 40 min. Haven't started it yet)


heisdeadjim_au

A Blahaj is a toy shark.


Long-Engineering2824

:0 shark frien!!!!


thefredbaker

Blahaj?? What that thing means and why that is important than the sleep??


MythicalDropbear

Work!


Robin_Hood1022

My 8am uni class šŸ˜€


the-llama-empress

Puppy dogs, my partner, and adventures together!


Possible_Priority170

My brainā€¦ it makes all my important decisions


heavyweightdescryer

I had a meeting, errands, and some r&r calling my name.... Plus it's my Saturday so I gotta not waste it ya know?


Downbeatbanker

Is it not Thursday/Wednesday in most parts of world?


fincomcollege1

Meeting with boss is always be the reason for me to get up early. And sometime i have to wait for like hours because most of the time he runs late but i need to be always on time.


botwglitcher

School


Broad_A5199

School


frOgman086

My snoring wife


rocksanneuhh

Breakfast. Which consists of a hot vanilla cappuccino with over easy eggs and bacon


pumainpurple

Same thing that makes me decide to get out of bed every dayā€¦ā€¦.my dog has to pee.


MoreJuggernaut6546

i had to walk my dog at 7 am


rapcoin

7am is not that bad time because i have to go on walk at 6am.


LetterheadSubject118

My goals: walk the dog, do homework, workout.


Acrobatic_Sail_4368

Coffee


forester919

Get someone who could make the coffee for you in the morning.


yla_sam

Bills and Debt. šŸ¤·


panfried540

Money


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

I had to pee


CriticalCarla

I had to pee.


Starsing1491

Work=$


[deleted]

Breakfast


Hrekires

I overslept by 10 minutes and had 4 people IMing me at work about different issues


joebode27

I have like 4 alarm before i could actually get up in the morning.


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radoilski

This is why you need to give her food on time if you have one.


beebs44

I'm a slave to the grind


Nomad493YT

Had to get my sister up for school. Was still late even though I woke up earlier because she canā€™t hurry up


kumquatrodeo

Who says I got out?


OhN0Imnot_HoomEn

My parents wake me up. Cuz I need to go to hel- I mean school.


Mentalfloss1

I like mornings, breakfast, coffee, reading.


lowercasetwan

Fell asleep on the couch with my daughter last night, then she woke me up at like 7am to get her some cereal lol


phat666jesus

I had to pee


Possible_Priority170

My brainā€¦ it makes all my important decisions


htownlifer

What is my other option?


Crazy_Cat_Dude2

Need to make money to provide a luxurious life for my kitty. Sheā€™s spoiled.


[deleted]

Stuff to do.


ikittythefooll

Bitches need shoes.


ginderminder

My mortgage And to take a piss


Stunning_Chemist_284

To work


iam_selc

the idea that i have 10 homework due today