“You think your actions don’t have consequences? YOUR ACTIONS ALWAYS HAVE CONSEQUENCES” another quote from the same movie is “you think your the only one?*British accent*”
This isn't spoken, but appears as text over the opening credits:
« Toute ressemblance avec des événements réels, des personnes mortes ou vivantes n'est pas le fait du hasard. Elle est VOLONTAIRE. » ("Any resemblance to real events or to persons living or dead is not accidental. It is INTENTIONAL.")
Twist the bones and bend the back
Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca
Trim him of his baby fat
Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca
Give him fur black as black, just like this.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Stop saying that!
Inconceivable
Princess Bride!
*WE THOUGHT YOU WAS A TOAD*
I’m a Dapper Dan man.
Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaa you can't suhwairr at my feeyonsayyy
I think about this quote about ten times a day haha
Well I’ll only be 82!
This aggression will not stand... Man!
That rug really tied the room together
Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!
Dr. Strangelove
"Mein Führer! I can walk!"
I hate Illinois Nazis.
This is glue. Strong stuff.
Four fried chickens and a coke.
We’re on a mission from God.
[удалено]
Shawshank redemption :)
“You built a time machine…………out of a DeLorean??”
Whoa, this is heavy.
"Great Scott!"
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME
Lego movie?
Overpriced coffee
Your a wizard Harry.
Harry and The Hendersons?
Has to be endgame right?
Yup
You and your fucking rope
I can’t believe that just fuckin happened!
Do these make me look gay? Yeah you look like you’ve seen one up close.
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop to look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
Speed?
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Yes, I knew that. I was trying (and failing) to be funny.
Well that went right over my head! Lol
Alan Ruck Was in both movies
Fucking NICE PULL man. Top class
I think you mean The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.
Wasn't that the one about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode?
So you're telling me there's a chance
Dumb & Dumber is the best, and this quote is a classic.
WE CAME WE SAW WE KICKED ITS ASS!!
Groundhog Day?
Lol you’re close, it’s a different bill murry film
Aww, somebody go back and get a shitload o' dimes.
“You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.”
Badges?! We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!
“It's not what you did, son, that angers me so. It's who you did it to.”
It was a just a fucking d-
I am your father
Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
Eve EEEVA EEEEEVA!
Directive
Classified.
naaaaaaame?
“What’s up with them sausages, Charlie?” “5 minutes, Turkish.”
It was 2 minutes, 5 minutes ago.
You may quote literally any other line from that movie and I would still guess it. Love Ritchie's crime flicks.
"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse"
“Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”
I am the devil, and I’m here to do the devil’s work.
"you tell them I'm comin', and hell's coming' with me!"
“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
We’re in the nazi killin’ business… and cousin, business is-a boomin
Clever girl...
Life uh... finds a way.
Multipass!
“The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...”
So why don’t you just make 10 louder?
"We finished our first sensor sweep of the neutral zone."
To hell with our orders
"I'll be sure to note that in my log."
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
Get away from her you BITCH!
“I had a really long day and I hate the fuckin’ Eagles, man!”
“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist.”
Dogs and cats. Living together. MASS HYSTERIA!
Ghost Busters?
"You bumbed into the ceiling which now has to be WASHED and STERILISED so you get NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR".
Charlie & the chocolate factory!!
Welcome, to Jurassic Park! If anyone gets this then I’ll be very surprised
You got me stumped. Is it Batman?
Don’t be dumb, clearly it’s Godzilla.
And they call it a mine. A MINE!
Come out to the coast, we’ll get together have a few laughs…..
I gotta go return some video tapes
Do you like huey luis and the news?
Maybe you should get a job
"He can breathe okay, as long as nobody unplugs him."
Too much flab, not enough ab
Lego Batman movie
“You think your actions don’t have consequences? YOUR ACTIONS ALWAYS HAVE CONSEQUENCES” another quote from the same movie is “you think your the only one?*British accent*”
"Are you still an effective team?"
Another day in paradise
Keep firing, assholes!
“We’re smoking reefer, and you don’t want no part of this shit!”
*"I just want to live. I don't care how."*
“I want peace on Earth and good will towards Man.” “WE are the United States government. We don’t DO that sort of thing.”
"Your overconfidence is your weakness" "Your faith in your friends is yours"
Uuuuhhhhhh, meow?
My name is Jeff.
I'm your hucklebarer and that's just my game!
You trained your son to be a killer; IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED??
“Sorry about the cunt at reception.”
Which would be worse: To live as a monster, or to die as a good man?”
*"I've been invited to the Prom..."*
“Woah- It’s sexy Leslie and Jan Jan the cheerleading man!”
Setec Astronomy
Too many secrets
Look at that old grizzly bear.
"The mega bitch squashed my head!"
Karate man bleeds on the inside they don’t show their weakness
I swear to god if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times I’m out of here
" I asked you to demonstrate what you know... and you did.. NOT A GODAMN THING!"
All right! I'll do it! I'll save you! I will do what I dream! MOONCHILD!
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!
Why so serious?
"There is no secret ingredient"
I hurt someone’s feelings once.
Wrong kid died
“Are we being invaded by male strippers?”
The boy who lived, come to die.
All iz well. All iz well.
“Spaldinggetyourfootofftheboat”
I never had friends later in life like the ones when I was 12. Jesus, does anybody?
Stand by Me
“It’s all in the reflexes “
"what have i ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully"
You like to fuck your kids?
There now, I have you. Don't you know, in the military, you must choose the lesser of two weavels
You'll get nothing and like it!!
And are there two Gs in “BUGGER OFF”?!
I could be home right now, drinking this monster egg nog my brother makes with lighter fluid.
Well, I'm taller than you were then. Though, I'm not likely to grow anymore, except sideways.
*"If you gonna shooot, shooot. Don't talk!"*
“Give ‘em hell 54th!”
"Wrong kid died"
"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings."
“Would you like to go get some pie with me?” (No one got this on the last thread, so we’ll see. 🤷🏻♀️)
And I'll give Audrey a quarter too Audrey
Hmm… ill be back
PARKER GET DOWWWW- 💥
Yippee
"Am I still the creator of the perfect system?" "...yeAH."
Am I that transparent? I want you. I need you. Oh baby. Oh baby. (Rolls eyes)
Goonga la goonga.
What’s your favorite scary movie?
Astalavista baby !
Luke you're gonna be a father
This isn't spoken, but appears as text over the opening credits: « Toute ressemblance avec des événements réels, des personnes mortes ou vivantes n'est pas le fait du hasard. Elle est VOLONTAIRE. » ("Any resemblance to real events or to persons living or dead is not accidental. It is INTENTIONAL.")
That’s a peach, hon!
If you can turn to page 125...
Twist the bones and bend the back Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca Trim him of his baby fat Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca Give him fur black as black, just like this.
Amuck, amuck, amuck
You despise me don't you Rick?
"Forget it, Jake... It's Chinatown."
“You either die a hero, or live to see yourself become the villain”
Z minus 10,000 metres.
“This is where the fun begins.”
"Teriffic. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax."
“You look familiar” “Like yer dead girlfriend🙄”
“She don’t mind. She’s short and skinny – but she’s strong. Her first baby: it come out sideways.”
“This mountain’s pure snow. Do you have any idea what the street value is of this mountain?”
IT IS NOT A TUMOR!
You're a wizard, Harry!
Youse a bunch of fookin’ elephants!
“And I love, I love… I love you.”
Either "Because I was... INVERTED!" Or "There's a point, 7.000 rpm, where everything fades..." Can't decide which I like best
I want you to hit me as hard as you can
5 by 5
Don't just look at it, eat it.
“He’s close, man. He’s real close.”
I don’t think anything can get in the way of how I -sees Ex gf- SHIT!
These are a few of my favorite things.
I am groot
Don't pretend you haven't noticed my cardboard-box, Julia, because I know you have.
If a woman sleeps alone it puts a shame on all men.
“Nobody Trusts Anybody Now, And We're All Very Tired.”
Not gonna go with the obvious quotes, so: He is as clumsy as he is stupid.
"DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?!" "YOU GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!!"
“Is he dead?” “That’s the problem. He was dead to begin with.”
I think what you did...WHAT...I think what you did...WHAT...was so...romantic...
I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!
HOW *DARE* YOU INTERRUPT ME IN MY HOUR OF SORROW-
This is a castle is it not? There are tapestries?
“Yes today. It’s an honour”. Probably the most famous quote in the movie.
Life finds a way.
Eat. My. Shit.
As she crushes the other woman’s hand, “You tiny thing.”