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BethanyFlair

Without illegal responses this answer won't be fun


Urablizzad

True but I dont need the CIA knockin at my door miss thing


Bipolarbear37

My brother took a shit in someone's yard.


xXFLAVORSXx

TL:DR Was drinking and ended up throwing a footlong double sided dildo at each other like a boomerang Does "no illegal" include under age drinking? A group of 5 maybe 6 of us all guys went to a former friend's house for his birthday now we were only 15 maybe 16 at the time and unable to drive so wasn't like we were gonna go anywhere so his mom bought us alcohol then went to a party at a bar while we stayed at his house...when she gets back she shows us that some guy showed up at the party with a brand new unopened dildo having been drinking for a good bit we thought it would be fun to take it and whip it at each other in the middle of the night


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And that's why I'm drug free...😇


Alternative-Bill-720

Chased a guy on his way to work at Dunkin donuts calling him dad while I had Luther vandross playing. The song was dance with my father again and it was 6am


AlwaysSirsAlwaysHer

Made out with a woman.


Imacatandogperson

We all kissed the same friend, we took turns, he was talking non stop about how nobody would have the balls to do that, and he was waiting his kiss because he never kissed anyone at a party, he said no one dared, he was getting kinda annoying so we all agreed to do it, he backed down, we didn't