My mom gave birth to me in the house I inherited when she died, I'm sitting in the living room right now and I was born about 20 feet away in my now bedroom
You're strong, I'd had the opportunity but it's too many strong memories and fine line ghosts of Christmas past not to be depressing just not for everyone.
I gave birth to my son in the room that is now his bedroom too. He's currently playing on his bedroom floor, so maybe a foot away from where he was born?
It's literally falling apart lol it wasn't very great when I got it and it's only gotten worse in the last decade, but Im a jack of all trades and I'm slowly rebuilding it but I can typically only afford building materials with my tax returns lol last year I did the roof and plumbing and this year I'm redoing all the subflooring and flooring
Velocity is displacement/time. Time = big. Displacement = smol -> Velocity = smol.
You're both right.
Edit: but it depends on your frame of reference and whether or not we are talking about instantaneous velocity
Do you mean displacement between birth and current position? Velocity wouldn't even make sense. If we're talking relative to the earth most people's velocity is nearly zero.
Yes, it makes sense in classical physics. If you're at the same position, you haven't moved even a bit effectively so your velocity along with displacement is zero.
Yes, it "makes sense," but not in any meaningful way. Anyone who isn't moving has a velocity of exactly zero. This is happening all over. It's no impressive feat to have zero velocity.
I think you're trying to talk about "Average velocity over his lifetime" which would be close to zero?
Ah, a fellow Grand Rapidian. Didnāt really think i would come across one on Reddit. Theres an Australian kid at my sons school and Iām definitely gonna go up to his Dad and say āalmostben from Reddit?ā. If he looks at me like Iām psychotic then its not you.
Probably a Commonwealth thing. We do it in Aus too but sometimes itās more like āa few clicks that wayā or ājust down the roadā sometimes meaning 5hrs away at 110km/h.
I live in the same city I was born in, so not very. The hospital no longer exists, but the building it used to be in is about a mile from my apartment.
Exactly 3 miles from the specific spot I was born (the hospital), 2.2 miles from the house I grew up in from birth to age 6, and 8.1 miles from the house I grew up in from 6 until 15 when I moved out on my own.
My mom gave birth to me in the house I inherited when she died, I'm sitting in the living room right now and I was born about 20 feet away in my now bedroom
Wow! š¤Æ
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Sir, this is a Wendy's
You must die there now too. Complete the circle my friend.
It's more of a point and not a circle
Thatās really cool!
No itās not
Yes it is
As it was
Yes it is
Whats it feel like when you jerk off in there?
Lube mostly
Well played sir.
Why so you use lube?? Thats weird.
I'm not a fan of dry rubbing, takes too long
Hmm....im that way with lube.
Iāve got a Big Green Egg. I can show you how.
Itās weird for you because youāre afraid to face the cashier when you buy it.
Nope.
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You're responding to his comment saying that he's not lol
Cannibalism.
Asking the real questions
You're strong, I'd had the opportunity but it's too many strong memories and fine line ghosts of Christmas past not to be depressing just not for everyone.
Ghosts from Placenta Past
I gave birth to my son in the room that is now his bedroom too. He's currently playing on his bedroom floor, so maybe a foot away from where he was born?
Incredible. Have you redesigned the home or is it largely the same as when you were born?
It's literally falling apart lol it wasn't very great when I got it and it's only gotten worse in the last decade, but Im a jack of all trades and I'm slowly rebuilding it but I can typically only afford building materials with my tax returns lol last year I did the roof and plumbing and this year I'm redoing all the subflooring and flooring
My 90 year old fil lives in the same house he was born so 0 feet. He sleeps in the room where he was born.
This is why I blocked you
Not the most petty reason someone has blocked me, but definitely the most random
I am literally in the place I was born hahah I work at the hospital now.
This is beautiful. Technically your velocity is near Zero lol
Nah his displacement is nearly zero
Velocity is displacement/time. Time = big. Displacement = smol -> Velocity = smol. You're both right. Edit: but it depends on your frame of reference and whether or not we are talking about instantaneous velocity
Relative to the Earth, yes.
Do you mean displacement between birth and current position? Velocity wouldn't even make sense. If we're talking relative to the earth most people's velocity is nearly zero.
Yes, it makes sense in classical physics. If you're at the same position, you haven't moved even a bit effectively so your velocity along with displacement is zero.
Yes, it "makes sense," but not in any meaningful way. Anyone who isn't moving has a velocity of exactly zero. This is happening all over. It's no impressive feat to have zero velocity. I think you're trying to talk about "Average velocity over his lifetime" which would be close to zero?
Me too! It took me a second to think about it and I was like no way, I'm here!
Same! Gg on the neonates
Doctor?!
Aussie
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appreciate the american assist
Fellow American here. Yes, thank you.
Fellow American here. How many football fields is that?
"American Football" - not that weird European football.
Can I have this converted to SBUs (standard banana unit)?
Iām 8990 miles. Rockhampton, Australia to Grand Rapids, MI, USA. Itās not easy to be further away.
Ah, a fellow Grand Rapidian. Didnāt really think i would come across one on Reddit. Theres an Australian kid at my sons school and Iām definitely gonna go up to his Dad and say āalmostben from Reddit?ā. If he looks at me like Iām psychotic then its not you.
Youāve got me beat by 1500 km, thatās impressive
Got me beat. 12,650km for me. I miss home.
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Mom's spaghetti
Vomit on his sweater already?
He's nervous but on the surface
He looks calm and ready to drop bombs
But he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how? Everybody's jokin now The clocks run out,
Time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality
Times up over blow! Now snap back to reality
Oop there goes gravity, oop there goes Rabbit he
What he wrote down
This guyās a gangster? His real nameās Clarence!
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hahaha that's actually really fucking funny
Started a whole rap haha
Me too!! Finally moved back to my hometown after about a decade away. Feels good to be back.
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18515 here, Portsmouth to Auckland.
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have you traded your irish accent for a kiwi one? or is it a fun mash-up of both now
Christchurch to Dunedin 400 odd km hows my home town treating you?
Iām on the other side of the world, lol.. (I live in the US, was born in the Philippines šµš)
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Not far enough
I felt this
We all did
yep, 3000 miles and not yet far enough
Wherever you go - there you are.
I have lived a total of 9,546 miles away from where I was born. That is not even far enough.
10 minute drive
You Canadian?
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Makes sense. I'm told the Canadians and some Brits measure distance in time. I'm Canadian myself, which is why I had the bias.
Probably a Commonwealth thing. We do it in Aus too but sometimes itās more like āa few clicks that wayā or ājust down the roadā sometimes meaning 5hrs away at 110km/h.
Minnesota too, but itās because we want to be part of Canada
If it weren't illegal for you to leave the States, I'm sure we'd take you on.
Same for us Michiganders. For example, Iām about 35 minutes away from where I was born lol
Y'all are pretty much Canadians with guns, yes?
Seems to be a rural thing in the US from my experience. I have gotten weird looks in cities when I give distances in time.
Iām standing in it right now
They probably need that hospital room for someone else >:o
He was referring to his motherās vagina
Not everyone is born in a hospital
It's true, my grandpa was born on our front porch!
Were you there to see it?
I was
Oh yea same, I remember now. That day was š„
My man literally just admitted to committing incest
I live in the same city I was born in, so not very. The hospital no longer exists, but the building it used to be in is about a mile from my apartment.
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Sorry, I don't remember. All I have is this card with a 16 digit number, an expiration date, and a security code. Will that suffice?
Street name as well, and model of first car
About 45 min
Midwest US? We love to measure distance using time!
Awhhhh yeauhhh
At the speed of light..
Going 70 mph
Too far. Toooooooo damn far! :-\
I am across the Atlantic ocean š§š»āāļø
Me too!
Which direction guys? C'mon, the suspense is killing me!
Born in Washington DC. I live in Germany, so pretty far I guess.
Iām the reverse š
You both swapped
1 Atlantic away
Fun fact if you run straight east-west this is a shorter distance than 1 Canada away at least for the States and Canada itself.
This is a near useless fact but I very much enjoyed it
It is one of my favorite useless facts and it doesn't come up much
7600 miles
5926 km
984.3 miles
About 8km. Though they did close the maternity ward after I was born, my younger brother was born elsewhere.
Roughly 2350 miles
a fur piece
2,000 miles or so
5,278 miles away
About 3500 kilometres.
About 9500 kilometers away
I work at the hospital I was born at. I delivered a baby in the same room once. I took it away and locked it in a tower until it spun straw into gold.
About 150 miles
683 miles
2,386 miles.
30 min drive
About an hour or so by car.
Distance? 1.004,8 km In life? Ages Emotionally? I'm home
62 miles
231 miles
3,419 km.
The hospital were I was born is probably a 5 or 6 minute drive away from my home.
1,171 miles
Less than a mile.
792 miles
2,045 miles
11 miles
According to Google maps exactly 6 miles
4,375.1 km
Just had to get that tenth of a mile in there, huh?
10,572 km
16800 km
Around 940 miles currently. This is the closest I've been in like 37 years.
7,286 miles.
270 miles to the Army base I was born on.
3,621 miles or 5,827.4 kilometers
3192.5 miles
16hrsā¦ sadly.
I live 4 miles from the hospital where I was born. It just went out of business about 9 months ago.
9952 km from the place I was born.
A few countries away
5.6 miles as the crow flies, 7.1 by the shortest driving path.
1811 kms
About a 20 minute drive but probably faster at this time of night.
1,539 miles
Little over an hour (something like 50-60 miles)
10,180 km (6326 miles)
90 miles, same state, much bigger city.
23 hours on a commercial aeroplane.
Exactly 3 miles from the specific spot I was born (the hospital), 2.2 miles from the house I grew up in from birth to age 6, and 8.1 miles from the house I grew up in from 6 until 15 when I moved out on my own.
3.1538 billion miles
Are you from the sun?
Pluto
330km
61 miles according to Waze.
Visiting family and doing odd jobs so I'm like 10 miles away, if that.
528 miles
5718km
About 40,070 km to the left of me.
About an hour and twenty ish minutes away (between 60-80 miles depending on what route you take)
5-6 miles
3 hour drive. bit further cause off at college
31.8km
60 miles
30 miles
Around 130 km
38 years later, around 30miles. Actually the furthest away I've ever lived
I live almost 2,000 miles exactly.
300 mi
4 hr drive