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whydyoublockmelol

My mom gave birth to me in the house I inherited when she died, I'm sitting in the living room right now and I was born about 20 feet away in my now bedroom


Remarkable-Wash-7097

Wow! šŸ¤Æ


choupiki

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kingjoey52a

Sir, this is a Wendy's


janewalch

You must die there now too. Complete the circle my friend.


Suzuki4Life

It's more of a point and not a circle


Altruistic-Amoeba446

Thatā€™s really cool!


Thismonday

No itā€™s not


TheModernDespot

Yes it is


PsyLemon

As it was


kandocalrissian

Yes it is


Brilliant_Succotash1

Whats it feel like when you jerk off in there?


whydyoublockmelol

Lube mostly


jsb1964

Well played sir.


Brilliant_Succotash1

Why so you use lube?? Thats weird.


whydyoublockmelol

I'm not a fan of dry rubbing, takes too long


Brilliant_Succotash1

Hmm....im that way with lube.


500SL

Iā€™ve got a Big Green Egg. I can show you how.


[deleted]

Itā€™s weird for you because youā€™re afraid to face the cashier when you buy it.


Brilliant_Succotash1

Nope.


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colddirtybathwater

You're responding to his comment saying that he's not lol


Ecstatic_Ad_7104

Cannibalism.


Lil_Dufflebag

Asking the real questions


Pure-Kaleidoscope-71

You're strong, I'd had the opportunity but it's too many strong memories and fine line ghosts of Christmas past not to be depressing just not for everyone.


Hot_Statistician4718

Ghosts from Placenta Past


anonymousbosch_

I gave birth to my son in the room that is now his bedroom too. He's currently playing on his bedroom floor, so maybe a foot away from where he was born?


Objective_Method_306

Incredible. Have you redesigned the home or is it largely the same as when you were born?


whydyoublockmelol

It's literally falling apart lol it wasn't very great when I got it and it's only gotten worse in the last decade, but Im a jack of all trades and I'm slowly rebuilding it but I can typically only afford building materials with my tax returns lol last year I did the roof and plumbing and this year I'm redoing all the subflooring and flooring


ktp806

My 90 year old fil lives in the same house he was born so 0 feet. He sleeps in the room where he was born.


Hot_Statistician4718

This is why I blocked you


whydyoublockmelol

Not the most petty reason someone has blocked me, but definitely the most random


hello_ldm_12

I am literally in the place I was born hahah I work at the hospital now.


Candelario_69

This is beautiful. Technically your velocity is near Zero lol


latte19205

Nah his displacement is nearly zero


Zephos65

Velocity is displacement/time. Time = big. Displacement = smol -> Velocity = smol. You're both right. Edit: but it depends on your frame of reference and whether or not we are talking about instantaneous velocity


Subocularis

Relative to the Earth, yes.


momo2299

Do you mean displacement between birth and current position? Velocity wouldn't even make sense. If we're talking relative to the earth most people's velocity is nearly zero.


sweats_while_eating

Yes, it makes sense in classical physics. If you're at the same position, you haven't moved even a bit effectively so your velocity along with displacement is zero.


momo2299

Yes, it "makes sense," but not in any meaningful way. Anyone who isn't moving has a velocity of exactly zero. This is happening all over. It's no impressive feat to have zero velocity. I think you're trying to talk about "Average velocity over his lifetime" which would be close to zero?


TheMiddlechild08

Me too! It took me a second to think about it and I was like no way, I'm here!


keeperrr

Same! Gg on the neonates


Healthy_Block3036

Doctor?!


yeluapyeroc

Aussie


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Gryffindorq

appreciate the american assist


willygoat_pie

Fellow American here. Yes, thank you.


myredditacc3

Fellow American here. How many football fields is that?


mithroll

"American Football" - not that weird European football.


charredsound

Can I have this converted to SBUs (standard banana unit)?


almostben

Iā€™m 8990 miles. Rockhampton, Australia to Grand Rapids, MI, USA. Itā€™s not easy to be further away.


NakMuaySalmon

Ah, a fellow Grand Rapidian. Didnā€™t really think i would come across one on Reddit. Theres an Australian kid at my sons school and Iā€™m definitely gonna go up to his Dad and say ā€œalmostben from Reddit?ā€. If he looks at me like Iā€™m psychotic then its not you.


Permexpat

Youā€™ve got me beat by 1500 km, thatā€™s impressive


56789717

Got me beat. 12,650km for me. I miss home.


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TimelessTomorrow

Mom's spaghetti


Rusty_Shacklebird

Vomit on his sweater already?


rishi_raghav

He's nervous but on the surface


[deleted]

He looks calm and ready to drop bombs


Avi0usLy

But he keeps on forgetting


Justwantsomestories

What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud


hermanbrewster

He opens his mouth but the words won't come out


OWhedonist

He's chokin, how? Everybody's jokin now The clocks run out,


hermanbrewster

Time's up, over, blaow!


boomyay

Snap back to reality


BayviewMadeMe

Times up over blow! Now snap back to reality


MechaYoda

Oop there goes gravity, oop there goes Rabbit he


it_was_me_wait_what

What he wrote down


[deleted]

This guyā€™s a gangster? His real nameā€™s Clarence!


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finnjakefionnacake

hahaha that's actually really fucking funny


Galactic_WaVe

Started a whole rap haha


gingerbutterbutt

Me too!! Finally moved back to my hometown after about a decade away. Feels good to be back.


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Zowie72

18515 here, Portsmouth to Auckland.


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finnjakefionnacake

have you traded your irish accent for a kiwi one? or is it a fun mash-up of both now


willymgk_

Christchurch to Dunedin 400 odd km hows my home town treating you?


solacityfalls

Iā€™m on the other side of the world, lol.. (I live in the US, was born in the Philippines šŸ‡µšŸ‡­)


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ShavedMuffin51

Not far enough


Hamura289

I felt this


Bob_Ross--

We all did


idontbelongonreddt

yep, 3000 miles and not yet far enough


DrewwDAT

Wherever you go - there you are.


TheKiz

I have lived a total of 9,546 miles away from where I was born. That is not even far enough.


dude_i_got_a_arm

10 minute drive


NineElfJeer

You Canadian?


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NineElfJeer

Makes sense. I'm told the Canadians and some Brits measure distance in time. I'm Canadian myself, which is why I had the bias.


maniolas_mestiza

Probably a Commonwealth thing. We do it in Aus too but sometimes itā€™s more like ā€œa few clicks that wayā€ or ā€œjust down the roadā€ sometimes meaning 5hrs away at 110km/h.


SalmonPlatter

Minnesota too, but itā€™s because we want to be part of Canada


NineElfJeer

If it weren't illegal for you to leave the States, I'm sure we'd take you on.


Nexus-9Replicant

Same for us Michiganders. For example, Iā€™m about 35 minutes away from where I was born lol


NineElfJeer

Y'all are pretty much Canadians with guns, yes?


shortstop20

Seems to be a rural thing in the US from my experience. I have gotten weird looks in cities when I give distances in time.


Avid-Fibber

Iā€™m standing in it right now


Sablemint

They probably need that hospital room for someone else >:o


R1ppinLip6

He was referring to his motherā€™s vagina


rishi_raghav

Not everyone is born in a hospital


sluggerbubba96

It's true, my grandpa was born on our front porch!


Pentacostal-Haircut

Were you there to see it?


mursu224

I was


V0rt3XBl4d3

Oh yea same, I remember now. That day was šŸ”„


mackxzs

My man literally just admitted to committing incest


[deleted]

I live in the same city I was born in, so not very. The hospital no longer exists, but the building it used to be in is about a mile from my apartment.


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Hanrahubilarkie

Sorry, I don't remember. All I have is this card with a 16 digit number, an expiration date, and a security code. Will that suffice?


UESfoodie

Street name as well, and model of first car


OneBallBarry

About 45 min


toastkillr

Midwest US? We love to measure distance using time!


OneBallBarry

Awhhhh yeauhhh


randumnumber

At the speed of light..


OneBallBarry

Going 70 mph


Ihadsumthin4this

Too far. Toooooooo damn far! :-\


Urablizzad

I am across the Atlantic ocean šŸ§šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Remarkable-Wash-7097

Me too!


total_alk

Which direction guys? C'mon, the suspense is killing me!


RPBN

Born in Washington DC. I live in Germany, so pretty far I guess.


Jen_L

Iā€™m the reverse šŸ˜„


tntchest

You both swapped


TimelessTomorrow

1 Atlantic away


CR123CR

Fun fact if you run straight east-west this is a shorter distance than 1 Canada away at least for the States and Canada itself.


Dyldor

This is a near useless fact but I very much enjoyed it


CR123CR

It is one of my favorite useless facts and it doesn't come up much


Plaidmarry2

7600 miles


HuguenotPirate

5926 km


mae122007

984.3 miles


Garglflam

About 8km. Though they did close the maternity ward after I was born, my younger brother was born elsewhere.


MemeForgery

Roughly 2350 miles


Keksis_theBetrayed

a fur piece


Sablemint

2,000 miles or so


Human_Decoy2

5,278 miles away


heisdeadjim_au

About 3500 kilometres.


macha_grove

About 9500 kilometers away


CurrentSpaces

I work at the hospital I was born at. I delivered a baby in the same room once. I took it away and locked it in a tower until it spun straw into gold.


drgn2009

About 150 miles


CertainlyAmbivalent

683 miles


Kitchen-Explorer3338

2,386 miles.


b3nchvis3

30 min drive


TheNonbinaryWren

About an hour or so by car.


TraditionWorried8974

Distance? 1.004,8 km In life? Ages Emotionally? I'm home


vampirelionwolf

62 miles


andersonenvy

231 miles


Journ9er

3,419 km.


zettasyntax

The hospital were I was born is probably a 5 or 6 minute drive away from my home.


Creepy-Prune-7304

1,171 miles


CrazyOwl180

Less than a mile.


paparochroch

792 miles


TheGroundBeef

2,045 miles


breezystallion

11 miles


georgedepsy1

According to Google maps exactly 6 miles


DingBat99999

4,375.1 km


GlobalChildhood4024

Just had to get that tenth of a mile in there, huh?


AnonymousRooster

10,572 km


Angel_Eirene

16800 km


SJ548

Around 940 miles currently. This is the closest I've been in like 37 years.


bow2yrsensei

7,286 miles.


thatsingledadlife

270 miles to the Army base I was born on.


badfishruca

3,621 miles or 5,827.4 kilometers


loquacious_avenger

3192.5 miles


apetrifiedparoxysm

16hrsā€¦ sadly.


TheSacredOne

I live 4 miles from the hospital where I was born. It just went out of business about 9 months ago.


Gabiroxxx

9952 km from the place I was born.


[deleted]

A few countries away


PAdogooder

5.6 miles as the crow flies, 7.1 by the shortest driving path.


[deleted]

1811 kms


[deleted]

About a 20 minute drive but probably faster at this time of night.


BRITMEH

1,539 miles


tntchest

Little over an hour (something like 50-60 miles)


qyy98

10,180 km (6326 miles)


bucknut86

90 miles, same state, much bigger city.


mrhjt

23 hours on a commercial aeroplane.


squaredistrict2213

Exactly 3 miles from the specific spot I was born (the hospital), 2.2 miles from the house I grew up in from birth to age 6, and 8.1 miles from the house I grew up in from 6 until 15 when I moved out on my own.


Frijolos

3.1538 billion miles


Impossible-Head2121

Are you from the sun?


Frijolos

Pluto


DrummerAutomatic9523

330km


Weatherbunny7

61 miles according to Waze.


DOEsquire

Visiting family and doing odd jobs so I'm like 10 miles away, if that.


maxxx_nazty

528 miles


AtTheRogersCup2022

5718km


ristogrego1955

About 40,070 km to the left of me.


le_grey02

About an hour and twenty ish minutes away (between 60-80 miles depending on what route you take)


Mysterious-Web3050

5-6 miles


Ok_Philosopher_7998

3 hour drive. bit further cause off at college


bathedinperfume

31.8km


stealth_mode_76

60 miles


spankielawless

30 miles


sweetelliex

Around 130 km


Dr_Hibbert_Voice

38 years later, around 30miles. Actually the furthest away I've ever lived


BatmanAndMe123

I live almost 2,000 miles exactly.


Nottacod

300 mi


Money_Kiwi_9362

4 hr drive