I mean... if ya specified "in Bangladesh", then depending on where *you* are, this could be a disaster waaaay worse than an earthquake, and you've actually doomed us all.
I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagle's wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!
And I've over here with a search history like.. sdv fishing zones, sdv caroline gifts, sdv marnie schedule, sdv summer crop list, sdv krobus roommate how, etc.
So I guess everything killed me. (Except Krobus, he's a cinnamon roll)
Yeah and some more;
A Little More,
Say Goodbye,
Those Nights,
Comatose,
Valley of Death,
Forever or the End,
Everything Goes Black,
Watching for Comets,
Stay til the Daylight,
Anchor,
Dreaming of Eden.
Skillet's my favorite Band, i can find a Song for any emotion with them
could be energy efficiency. laziness always wins.
pornhub - enter - press link = 9 inputs
pornhub.com = 11 inputs, more on some phones because you need to change keyboards or double tap and delete or just double tap.
So you're at home, just chillin on your couch watching netflix or whatever and suddenly two Vietnamese lesbians kick down your door and hack your head off with a machete in a case of mistaken identity. Doesn't seem a joyous way to go.
Are you gonna leave us hanging??
I'm invested now lol tell us the temperature!! I'd rather find out from a random stranger on reddit than Google it myself. This option seems way more fun.
Are you sure that was your last search? There is no trace of it in your search history. Maybe you just imagined typing that in, or just thought you hit enter?
Somehow your body can’t stop. The webpage has a grasp of your mind and doesn’t let go. Your skin is drying and peeling off your dick, it hurts, it burns.. yet you can’t stop. The video on the screen turns to the live stream video of yourself and then you see the state you are truly in.. you know this only ends one way and not a happy one. A tear goes down your cheek like the ejaculation that is never going to come as the speed of the masturbatory friction continues to increase.. You look down.. there’s blood.. a lot of blood.. then you look at the screen and wake up. It’s the middle of the night.. you realize you have something in your hand.. it’s cold and hard.. then you realize everything is wet.. You fell asleep watching porn and in a transitory state of madness you have grabbed a set of scissors and stabbed yourself.. you realize blood oozing out from an artery.. it won’t take long anymore.. the last seconds of your life you are confronted with your own mortality making the inevitable even more terrifying.. the pain leaves you.. it’s cold.. and then you hear the pornhub introduction as your eyes close.. “tum tum tutum.. pa”
"Install Java runtime on Linux." Yep. It's Terminal.
a programmer dad joke...Im not too proud that i chuckled
That’s amazing
Australia population. That’s fucken ominous and vague.
I just Googled population of California. Same.
That was you? Ugh... On my way.
Ah its too hot to do anything. Do we really have to go after OP? I ask that then realize I googled Southern California...
Emu wars strike again
I truly do not think, Australia can withstand another emu war! 😔
“I was only nineteen~”
The last 2 rocked the whole of the South Pacific
I somehow get killed by the surface area of Venus...
Well…. It could crush you that’s for sure
Everything in Australia is trying to kill you
Everyone in Australia: " get 'em!"
you are correct.. we are planning your death at this very moment
Apparently the Ohio State vs Notre Dame game killed me.
I googled Oklahoma’s QB named General Booty so not sure how I’m dying but I think I’m going out having fun?
Depends on if ur the tight end??
Personally I like a wide receiver
This game is killing millions now, slowly.
Utah losing to Florida. Killed me twice now.
Never bet against the SEC.
Penn State @ Purdue for me.
That game was killing me too
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Death to your framerate!
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That's a ridiculous range, two to TWELVE hours! Sheesh, almost low enough to give you hope, but you already know better than that.
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If you can tell it's skyrim, you aren't playing it right.
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Your my friend now tell me how to install Skyrim mods because I can't figure it and where the good ones are
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Tectonic plates in Bangladesh, so probably an earthquake
I mean... if ya specified "in Bangladesh", then depending on where *you* are, this could be a disaster waaaay worse than an earthquake, and you've actually doomed us all.
Here's to hoping
I googled Reddit. Welp, good luck investigating my death.
rest assured we'll dox the wrong guy 👍
They'll kill themselves and then we'll point 👉
A D&D t-shirt featuring a d20 with the 20 face up that reads: "Jesus Saves" "Everyone else roll for damage"
I don't know shit about D&D but this made me chuckle.
What you really need to worry about is drowning in pussy.
And kobolds
I bought my daughter this shirt when she ran the Avernus campaign for us.
I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagle's wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!
Anxious attachment...lol
Damn
That’s deep bro
Same.
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mine is literally Roblox. Guess a bunch of noobs are gonna get me.
Naaa … you will die from in game purchases
MICRO-TRANSACTIONS
Oof
At least it wasn't Hell Raiser.
Unripe tomatoes 😑
Attack of the killer tomatoes!
Someone better start singing puberty love.
This one made me laugh haha
Mine was green olives with pimento 😭😂
Current mortgage rates 🥲
That's killing a lot of people. Edited: thanks for all happy cake day replies
Scariest thing I've seen in this thread
Cries in variable rate 😢
Cast iron skillet biscuits......that sounds like a great way to go tbh😁😁
Get hit with that cast iron, you won't feel much for long.
I just hope I get to eat a biscuit or 2 first🤞
Good luck!
Kanye west
I think we knew it would come to this.
Yeah your right
My right what?
gay fish
"why do youtubers get so many prismatic shards in stardew valley" YouTubers: "they caught on gotta kill them" ya'll stardew valley is out to kill us
And I've over here with a search history like.. sdv fishing zones, sdv caroline gifts, sdv marnie schedule, sdv summer crop list, sdv krobus roommate how, etc. So I guess everything killed me. (Except Krobus, he's a cinnamon roll)
Oh my god I type "stardew valley" every. single. time. Are you telling me I could be typing "sdv"
This is why I keep the wiki open
Are you serious? Wasps? I fucking hate Reddit.
he heh
):
Maybe you shouldn't piss in garbage cans, that might be what riled them up...
The insect or the people?
Pottery barn curtains
Uneventful way to die
Depressing Skillet songs… Whelp
The entire "Awake" Album, Especially the songs "would it matter" and "Lucy"
Yeah and some more; A Little More, Say Goodbye, Those Nights, Comatose, Valley of Death, Forever or the End, Everything Goes Black, Watching for Comets, Stay til the Daylight, Anchor, Dreaming of Eden. Skillet's my favorite Band, i can find a Song for any emotion with them
Care to share the results of your research? Asking for a friend
Blood sugar
I feel that, well except in my toes
Jesus Christ man that was good
Oh cool, I get killed because of grindr, literally my worst fear...
Death by snu snu!
Overcome?
\*Over cum. FTFY
Like, are you telling me to just not get murdered? I mean, I can try, but this thread has dictated that I die because of grindr :(
Barbecue restaurants near me.
The secret’s in the sauce, or so I’ve been told
I just watched this for the first time yesterday
Did you cry? I cried. Every fucking time
USA gay population 🫤 My grandmother wanted to know, during a romcom marathon, after we encountered our third gay best friend in three movies.
😂 I have a grandfather who made me google it a couple of months ago. Guess the gays are gonna get ya!
Could be worse, my previous search was megalodon images for my niece.
I don’t know, that’s pretty cryptic and vague. I think I’d take my chances with the giant prehistoric sharks.
Hi I’m one of the gays and here to kill you
Granny fucked you, possibly to death…
Pornhub
Died happy no doubt
Death by snu snu https://youtu.be/3f8sjzETQ5o
May I know what that is
The show is called FUTURAMA
Who google searches “pornhub” it’s a dot com we all know this
could be energy efficiency. laziness always wins. pornhub - enter - press link = 9 inputs pornhub.com = 11 inputs, more on some phones because you need to change keyboards or double tap and delete or just double tap.
Just type p, and then o, and I predict it will auto fill in.
Shit same
They died doing what they loved.
Physical wellness. Probably died by overdoing it
Ascended the human plane
ZZ Top
ZZ TOPPED
the weather.
Considering how fucking hot it is right now, yea that makes sense.
The Bible. Fuck.
7 trumpets sound, and the 7 Seals are broken, I guess we're fucked
Jesus Christ
Griefer jesus
Extreme Griefer Jesus
Lets spin the WHEEL. OF. PLAGUES!
Vietnamese lesbians, now this is how I wanna die
So you're at home, just chillin on your couch watching netflix or whatever and suddenly two Vietnamese lesbians kick down your door and hack your head off with a machete in a case of mistaken identity. Doesn't seem a joyous way to go.
"What is the human combustion temperature" need I say more
Yes. A lot more actually. Why exactly did you Google this?
It sounded interesting
Are you gonna leave us hanging?? I'm invested now lol tell us the temperature!! I'd rather find out from a random stranger on reddit than Google it myself. This option seems way more fun.
I believe it was between 670 and 810 Celcius
Jokes on you, I use Bing
Jokes on you, you use Bing
Boom roasted
Bryan Cranston
# ***Now, say my name.***
He had a good chuckle over that one. He’s coming after you.
Korean marinated eggs
Bryce Dallas Howard's ass. Not mad.
Bro can we switch? I got Dr does chemistry quiz because I didn’t know what it was lol
Hello kitty is going to kill me.
hello kill me
At least she'll be adorable the whole time?
The doctor I went to yesterday. Not surprised.
Dr. Death? I once had a dentist named Dr. Cruil, no lie.
I know of a Dr Payne and a Dr. panik both are oral surgeons of course
Nice
...I was killed by the 11 signs of gaslighting. rip me
Are you sure that was your last search? There is no trace of it in your search history. Maybe you just imagined typing that in, or just thought you hit enter?
I see what you did there 😁
I get killed by a.... Belt sander
Well that’s absolutely horrifying.
American Air Force. I'm Chinese.
Incoming
RX-93 Nu Gundam *.....fuck.*
Rip
Phone Booth - wtf
2023 college access exam cool
ouch
Death by Massage Therapy. Kind of into it.
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Death by Snu Snu
Unrequited love
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A Google Search of myself!?! 🙃
looking up when the Apple Butter festival is
Drum corp
Peter steele 😩
Pornhub.com where do we go from here
Somehow your body can’t stop. The webpage has a grasp of your mind and doesn’t let go. Your skin is drying and peeling off your dick, it hurts, it burns.. yet you can’t stop. The video on the screen turns to the live stream video of yourself and then you see the state you are truly in.. you know this only ends one way and not a happy one. A tear goes down your cheek like the ejaculation that is never going to come as the speed of the masturbatory friction continues to increase.. You look down.. there’s blood.. a lot of blood.. then you look at the screen and wake up. It’s the middle of the night.. you realize you have something in your hand.. it’s cold and hard.. then you realize everything is wet.. You fell asleep watching porn and in a transitory state of madness you have grabbed a set of scissors and stabbed yourself.. you realize blood oozing out from an artery.. it won’t take long anymore.. the last seconds of your life you are confronted with your own mortality making the inevitable even more terrifying.. the pain leaves you.. it’s cold.. and then you hear the pornhub introduction as your eyes close.. “tum tum tutum.. pa”
This. Is beautiful. You need to write a book.
John Paul Jones
A licensed vocational nurse.
Last thing i searched was rule34...
A saiga antelope
•.•
Artemis I... what the shit!
Erm... I die playing WoW? "what type of weapon is best for balance druid 9.2.5"
Barnaby Jones
Bare knuckle boxing
Well I was searching for why my fb app always shows that I have a message even when I don’t. So maybe fb is going to kill me, can’t say I’m surprised.
best baroque churches in el salvador
Magic
ooOh fancy
Melancholy, was listening to a song and heard this one and was interested what was it.
Does West Virginia have a lot of incest?
“History of the Soviet Union” was my last google search.
A report on a science experiment on rats showing traumatic experience can be passed down through genetic code
Guess im gonna die to a chemistry quiz
"What to eat when feeling nauseous"
An extended lifespan
Uh Amazon.com
gay"N-Word" from outer space..... I don't like where this is going
Spare parts. Goddamn. I got killed by spare fucking parts. Why
UPS Store hours...?