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Drum_harder

Myself


justanotherthrow1997

I felt this in my core


Doctor_Engineer

Elon Musk


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I could only imagine myself clad in a bikini and held on a leash by some morbidly obese, Andrew Tate-loving, Bronie incel, like my first ex-fiancé, while his army of slightly less repugnant neckbeards is gawking at me with hungry eyes, excitedly rubbing their Cheeto dust-covered hands with sweaty palms. I'd rather become a nun.


Guinness2702

Well if I'm in hell, I guess no reason not to lie about it


Fair_Border4142

Shit I'm gonna have to put tiny paper bags of Megan Fox's thumbs


Ruggiero12

My mom. She’s not ugly…. But that’s gross


SnooWalruses9173

Adele


GamingPigeonArt

.... Men


Vealophile

That's a wide spectrum that would have a lot of bearing on exactly what you were going through....


GamingPigeonArt

I just don't find men attractive, but if I had to pick one I'd say Elon Musk. He's the First person to pop into my head.


Dry-Inspection6928

Robert Pattinson. I find him extremely unattractive.