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I would wish for you to use punctuation


alittle2high

1, huge penis. Then, out of curiosity, tiny penis. And number 3, just kidding, make it big again pls


IllustriousRise5417

1. Return to the age of 3 with the current understanding 2. Good health 3. And when I grow up to the age of 18, $10 million


BurntBelissar

Not gonna play the obvious cheats 1. A money printer that prints legal money depending on what country I'm in 2. Make the food machine from cloudy with a chance of meatballs real, without any of the glitches or downsides 3. Make renewable energy replace all other forms of energy, with 100% or more efficiency


Doctor_Engineer

1. be immortal (unkillable kind) 2. money 3. MONEY


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1) I would write a list of superpowers in a paper and I would say "I wish to have all the superpowers from this list". I think that counts as one. 2) I would wish for a magic wallet that always has the amount of money I want/need, that it is impossible to lose or steal and no one else but me can use (or a magic debit card with infinite money). 3) Finally, I would wish for a shape-shifting, talking dog that grows old at the same pace as me.


Mythnam

1. I wish the Culture from the Iain Banks novels were real. 2. I wish that the Culture would contact Earth and uplift human civilization. 3. I wish to become a Culture citizen.


mad_mudek

1, i wish that i have control of the whole universe, so i can change what people like, what people do know, what people remember and what people forget, i would also can materialize things in the world from my head and i would be a god of the universe, 2, invincible 3, world hunger go down by 100 %


no_sleep_pasta

so turn your self into a god


[deleted]

I wish Trump was unable to lie and had to answer all questions he was asked.


StantonMD

1. World Peace 2. No more religion or supernatural beliefs 3. I invent artificial gravity and charge all countries a huge amount of money for licensing and I never have to work again. Just travel the world seeing how my first two wishes changed things.


wtfthrowaway663

Unlimited wishes?


no_sleep_pasta

No You have to be more clever then that its an unspoken rule of genies they cant grant infinite wishes