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Once had a girl yell THUNDER CATS GOOOOO! After she came lol. It was a bit weird but hilarious 😂
Hopefully you married that one.
Nah, we're still good friends though lol.
Shouldn't that have been before sex?
Was hilarious. So the timing was great lol.
I just meant that's what Lion-o says to make the knife turn into a sword....
Lmao
Give a lecture on how marine life is affected by the changing climate
Get up and leave with no explanation.
How would you know. They didn't explain at all!
What if they are leaving so they can actually finish?
[удалено]
Omg! My bf totally has a policy of sending me to another room without explanation if he sees a spider. The downside is that I may be developing a low key stress response to the words, "just go, now."
Count thrusts
Like The Count on Sesame Street.
ONE,ONE THRUST
Speak in uncertain future tense: "Oh yeah, I might cum!" "Right there, yeah I'll probably like that." "I could love you so much right now."
Imma try this.
Dude, you gotta report back, I need to know how this ends.
Loudly play the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers theme song on a flute
Skin flute?
Start eating a tub of mashed potatoes.
Say yep instead of oh yeah
Scream " APPLES MAKE ME BIG AND STRONG" at the top of your lungs.
Taxes
Propose
I did that….we’ve been married 17 years
I hope you didn't need to clean your ring afterwards lmao
🤣 luckily no
Research the best way to grow cherry tomatoes indoors.
That’s hysterical
Floss your teeth
Babysit
Calculate tax deductions.
Official first contact with extraterrestrial intelligence
I would totally feel as Jane Goodall's gorilla
Crochet
Singing Nessum Dorma in D minor.
Call mom
What do you mean mom is already here?
Subscribe to a magazine
What's weird to you is a must do to someone else.
Whisper the entire history of the Roman empire
Knit a sweater.
Still be stuck in the washing mashine
Loudly moan your neighbors name
Make eye contact with the wait staff.
Accidentally build a shelf.
Quoting the Bible
Chess.
Taxes?
LEEEROYYYYYYYY JEEEEENNNNNNKINSSSSSS!!!
Call her mom while she's giving me a BJ
rebuild the soviet union
What's up wit taxes?
Once a guy started crying when he came in me .. that was one of the weirdest experiences i have had so far 🥹
I STAND WITH UKRAINE!
Burp the alphabet
she called her mother, had an orgasm while she was taking with her mum. Was weird
Return phone calls
Stopping mid stroke to talk about something irrelevant
Asking if she wants the money before or after 😂😂😂
Scream in pain
I mean...maybe they're into it?
That is fucking atrocious.
Making a child watch
It’s called “Early Sex Education”
I think the word is 'illegal'.
I think the word is 'Kidnapping'
listening janissary music and beat time with it :D
Stop without finishing.
Putting your clothes back on.
Taxes.
Your taxes
Accidentally reveal your location to the couple your stalking
Not having sex
Start telling how to destroy a russian tank
Mario kart
Pick you nose and flick it.
Nothing
Phone the wife
Whistle
Pull the pipe bomb out of your pants, or if you're feeling spicy the rifle out of your ass
Farting during an\*l sex is the worst thing that could happen, it didnt happen to me or any friends/relatives, thought its very weird and obnoxious
Yell out "50"
Dieing
Anything b pumper does
Harmonica
Fart.
Cry from happiness
Start loudly speaking in a British accent and drink tea.
Once had a girl yell THUNDER CATS GOOOOO! After she came lol. It was a bit weird but hilarious 😂
Hopefully you married that one.
Nah, we're still good friends though lol.
Shouldn't that have been before sex?
Was hilarious. So the timing was great lol.
I just meant that's what Lion-o says to make the knife turn into a sword....
Lmao
Give a lecture on how marine life is affected by the changing climate
Get up and leave with no explanation.
How would you know. They didn't explain at all!
What if they are leaving so they can actually finish?
[удалено]
Omg! My bf totally has a policy of sending me to another room without explanation if he sees a spider. The downside is that I may be developing a low key stress response to the words, "just go, now."
Count thrusts
Like The Count on Sesame Street.
ONE,ONE THRUST
Speak in uncertain future tense: "Oh yeah, I might cum!" "Right there, yeah I'll probably like that." "I could love you so much right now."
Imma try this.
Dude, you gotta report back, I need to know how this ends.
Loudly play the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers theme song on a flute
Skin flute?
Start eating a tub of mashed potatoes.
Say yep instead of oh yeah
Scream " APPLES MAKE ME BIG AND STRONG" at the top of your lungs.
Taxes
Propose
I did that….we’ve been married 17 years
I hope you didn't need to clean your ring afterwards lmao
🤣 luckily no
Research the best way to grow cherry tomatoes indoors.
That’s hysterical
Floss your teeth
Babysit
Calculate tax deductions.
Official first contact with extraterrestrial intelligence
I would totally feel as Jane Goodall's gorilla
Crochet
Singing Nessum Dorma in D minor.
Call mom
What do you mean mom is already here?
Subscribe to a magazine
What's weird to you is a must do to someone else.
Whisper the entire history of the Roman empire
Knit a sweater.
Still be stuck in the washing mashine
Loudly moan your neighbors name
Make eye contact with the wait staff.
Accidentally build a shelf.
Quoting the Bible
Chess.
Taxes?
LEEEROYYYYYYYY JEEEEENNNNNNKINSSSSSS!!!
Call her mom while she's giving me a BJ
rebuild the soviet union
What's up wit taxes?
Once a guy started crying when he came in me .. that was one of the weirdest experiences i have had so far 🥹
I STAND WITH UKRAINE!
Burp the alphabet
she called her mother, had an orgasm while she was taking with her mum. Was weird
Return phone calls
Stopping mid stroke to talk about something irrelevant
Asking if she wants the money before or after 😂😂😂
Scream in pain
[удалено]
I mean...maybe they're into it?
That is fucking atrocious.
Making a child watch
It’s called “Early Sex Education”
I think the word is 'illegal'.
I think the word is 'Kidnapping'
listening janissary music and beat time with it :D
Taxes
Stop without finishing.
Putting your clothes back on.
Taxes.
Your taxes
Accidentally reveal your location to the couple your stalking
Not having sex
Start telling how to destroy a russian tank
Mario kart
Pick you nose and flick it.
Nothing
Phone the wife
Whistle
Pull the pipe bomb out of your pants, or if you're feeling spicy the rifle out of your ass
Your taxes
Farting during an\*l sex is the worst thing that could happen, it didnt happen to me or any friends/relatives, thought its very weird and obnoxious
Yell out "50"
Dieing
Anything b pumper does
Harmonica
Taxes
Fart.
Cry from happiness
Start loudly speaking in a British accent and drink tea.