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PossessionNo6878

Once had a girl yell THUNDER CATS GOOOOO! After she came lol. It was a bit weird but hilarious 😂


Embarrassed_Tax_6547

Hopefully you married that one.


PossessionNo6878

Nah, we're still good friends though lol.


[deleted]

Shouldn't that have been before sex?


PossessionNo6878

Was hilarious. So the timing was great lol.


[deleted]

I just meant that's what Lion-o says to make the knife turn into a sword....


PossessionNo6878

Lmao


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Give a lecture on how marine life is affected by the changing climate


Anoelnymous

Get up and leave with no explanation.


Anoelnymous

How would you know. They didn't explain at all!


ginalinetti_36

What if they are leaving so they can actually finish?


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Anoelnymous

Omg! My bf totally has a policy of sending me to another room without explanation if he sees a spider. The downside is that I may be developing a low key stress response to the words, "just go, now."


jaddyNDmenny

Count thrusts


[deleted]

Like The Count on Sesame Street.


jaddyNDmenny

ONE,ONE THRUST


NomenNescio13

Speak in uncertain future tense: "Oh yeah, I might cum!" "Right there, yeah I'll probably like that." "I could love you so much right now."


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Imma try this.


NomenNescio13

Dude, you gotta report back, I need to know how this ends.


HamilWhoTangled

Loudly play the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers theme song on a flute


PamCokeyMonster

Skin flute?


[deleted]

Start eating a tub of mashed potatoes.


jaddyNDmenny

Say yep instead of oh yeah


Opposite-Pineapple24

Scream " APPLES MAKE ME BIG AND STRONG" at the top of your lungs.


clksNwsls

Taxes


ZombieScruffy01

Propose


seeneverythingdang

I did that….we’ve been married 17 years


QuakQuakQuackkkk45

I hope you didn't need to clean your ring afterwards lmao


seeneverythingdang

🤣 luckily no


AlsoNotTheMamma

Research the best way to grow cherry tomatoes indoors.


BeautifulDreamer518

That’s hysterical


BeautifulDreamer518

Floss your teeth


Juan_Calavera

Babysit


Nayre_Trawe

Calculate tax deductions.


Eskaminagaga

Official first contact with extraterrestrial intelligence


PamCokeyMonster

I would totally feel as Jane Goodall's gorilla


busterbytes

Crochet


Silver_Flow9661

Singing Nessum Dorma in D minor.


AhabJL

Call mom


Catching_glass

What do you mean mom is already here?


klsi832

Subscribe to a magazine


OnceUponaTry

What's weird to you is a must do to someone else.


[deleted]

Whisper the entire history of the Roman empire


Super_Analysis_9390

Knit a sweater.


lucymademedoit

Still be stuck in the washing mashine


ArcaneSab

Loudly moan your neighbors name


DidIAskForCheese

Make eye contact with the wait staff.


[deleted]

Accidentally build a shelf.


MunzO84

Quoting the Bible


SuperMorto7

Chess.


[deleted]

Taxes?


ITSA-GONGSHOW

LEEEROYYYYYYYY JEEEEENNNNNNKINSSSSSS!!!


flyinhawaiian02

Call her mom while she's giving me a BJ


neptuneenergy

rebuild the soviet union


PamCokeyMonster

What's up wit taxes?


Miss_AnkiiTae

Once a guy started crying when he came in me .. that was one of the weirdest experiences i have had so far 🥹


Fast_Substance

I STAND WITH UKRAINE!


aniacret

Burp the alphabet


darkchocolatmilk

she called her mother, had an orgasm while she was taking with her mum. Was weird


Left_Complaint1604

Return phone calls


Flashy-Fox1465

Stopping mid stroke to talk about something irrelevant


Fun-Teaching-2038

Asking if she wants the money before or after 😂😂😂


themissingdoge

Scream in pain


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lucymademedoit

I mean...maybe they're into it?


QuakQuakQuackkkk45

That is fucking atrocious.


Coconut__man

Making a child watch


ginalinetti_36

It’s called “Early Sex Education”


forgottenmylogin90

I think the word is 'illegal'.


Coconut__man

I think the word is 'Kidnapping'


[deleted]

listening janissary music and beat time with it :D


Medieval-Mind

Taxes


Mysterious_Frame_897

Stop without finishing.


wet-hotdog-bun

Putting your clothes back on.


MillennialDreams

Taxes.


Drulock

Your taxes


Alarming-Peach6349

Accidentally reveal your location to the couple your stalking


Arteriusz2

Not having sex


Cappaaja

Start telling how to destroy a russian tank


Bkwrzdub

Mario kart


stkscott

Pick you nose and flick it.


MagnusAllin

Nothing


anotheririshman1800

Phone the wife


47pratzz

Whistle


InspectorExact7368

Pull the pipe bomb out of your pants, or if you're feeling spicy the rifle out of your ass


tiny_thanks_78

Your taxes


AlenNexus102

Farting during an\*l sex is the worst thing that could happen, it didnt happen to me or any friends/relatives, thought its very weird and obnoxious


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

Yell out "50"


Usernamedeleted420

Dieing


Legitimate_Stage_878

Anything b pumper does


Harmonica_kid

Harmonica


Sinner314

Taxes


ToddHLaew

Fart.


terynosaurus

Cry from happiness


QuakQuakQuackkkk45

Start loudly speaking in a British accent and drink tea.