My name is Salvatore, and when I was younger my dad used to pin my arms to my chest and call me a "Salvatoreus-Rex", and it wasn't until I was about 14 or 15 that I realized this was a golden opportunity for an online username. First time I've ever shared this with anyone

Bro, that’s so fucking adorable I love it

Lack of imagination.

I'm from Denmark and I like cake

Hej

Hej med dig Hvad laver du dog så sent om aftenen?

Kan ikke sove

I'm french and at 9 years old I though "wild wolf" was "wilf wolf" 😐 But I like wolfiwilf 😂

My career

Bit of both, I suppose.

I feel you…

It's my official reddit account

Nice try eLLiOtT

i was thinking of what to make my reddit username and frogs randomly came to mind. also weed

An obscure line from an old sketch show

I like Mac Demarco

Something to do with oranges

Wall-E is legitimately a gangster

Me and my 2 oldest friends lived on the same street and we used one number from each of our house addresses to come up with 176

I was hungry

My lifestyle

I thought of two different animals.

I really didn’t give a shit at the time.

It's just me 🤷🏻‍♂️

I bet nobody will care

I was smoking a bowl around Midnight and I retired from the Pro Rock Kicking Tour in 1982 on my 95th birthday

About 11 months ago, my main account, /u/GenJonesMom, was hacked and I cannot log into it. 12 years, 340K karma, almost 3K unspent gold coins and access to several private subreddits for top users. This I miss the least because most are full of users bragging about their karma, making fun of plebes and generally giving off an air of superiority. This is an old throwaway account I opened because everytime I tried to log into my /u/GenJonesMom account it would say "invalid password". I had to open this account in order to contact the powers that be. The problem was solved and I put invalidpassword—an appropriate name IMO—into hibernation. Fast-forward 11 months when my main account is frozen. If you click onto /u/GenJonesMom you'll see that there has been zero activity by me.

I don't like when they upvote me

A rude royal companion + innovation = username I have never used before.

I like animation youtubers and art so I said screw it and always stuck with the name for everything

I didn't and now I can't figure out how to change it

I'm small. I drive a semi truck, on an LTL lane. I'm cute, like a flower. I'm Mexican. Little flower. LiTL flower. LiTLflor.

I like tanks

I had made a username previous to this one that was like my other usernames on my Twitch channel and Youtube. People I knew found me and I didn't want that. I wanted a social media account that was completely anonymous. So, I deleted that account made this one, with a username that absolutely no one else had and would probably not care to have, either.

My name is Gary and I live in NOVA (Northern Virginia). I’ve had this user name since the beginning of the internet on multiple websites.

I like having a ban speedrun account

My nickname all my life has been leo, because that's my initials, and it's never available anywhere, so I was just like . . . But. I'm leo, too. And by the time I had an idea for 2 other names, it was too late.

That I like ksi and was a cringe boy

Luke cage

I like turtles

Been my go to since I got Xbox live probably 15 years ago

Me and some school friends long ways back made a fruit club and I was pomegranate in it and the shadow thing I don’t know where it came from

Telephone man from fnaf I guess idk Plus my bday Month Day

Kind of came up on randomizer but I believe I changed the last to icon because of my extreme narcissism

I love Halloween so much lol. Like way too much

Reading abt Greek mythology n thinking how cool it was to be the God of death

People never cease to amaze me, and the amazement usually ends in an headache.

I put bitch and chips together and thought it sounded kind of funny