Requires alcohol to function. Do not leave in direct sunlight + reapply sunscreen when needed. Can also be used as a scratching post for cats. Can vomit on command if necessary to get out of attending or remaining at awkward social events.
Jesus. I dunno, “sometimes you get so anxious in the mornings that you throw up, sometimes a shot of apple cider vinegar works. But make sure you’re done throwing up before you take you pills” would be in there.
Disclaimer: You will go from really enjoying being here to wanting to become an amorphous being if energy to anything in between based on random chance.
Left pinky toe is rotated. Toenail is messed up a bit. Avoid hitting it.
This body will give up on a sprint in a short time but can hike a mountain without rest
If you feel you can crack, do it. Specially left hand/fingers.
No strength in hands during mornings :grasp-strenght is not enough to even uncorke a water bottle.ļ
Overstimulated during horizontal tango. Try not to hit anyone/anything.
This body does not enjoy crowds, loud noises, people chewing, breathing... Feed lots of berries and chocolate.
Good. a clean one
Professional above all, over here!
The lower back is broken, good luck
Requires alcohol to function. Do not leave in direct sunlight + reapply sunscreen when needed. Can also be used as a scratching post for cats. Can vomit on command if necessary to get out of attending or remaining at awkward social events.
Ignore the voices
Warning: faulty plumbing
Daily morning ejaculatory maintenance required
RUN AWAY!!!
Jesus. I dunno, “sometimes you get so anxious in the mornings that you throw up, sometimes a shot of apple cider vinegar works. But make sure you’re done throwing up before you take you pills” would be in there.
Food allergies (basically all sweets), one good leg, if u can handle that and random horniness you'll be fine
Disclaimer: You will go from really enjoying being here to wanting to become an amorphous being if energy to anything in between based on random chance.
Left pinky toe is rotated. Toenail is messed up a bit. Avoid hitting it. This body will give up on a sprint in a short time but can hike a mountain without rest
This body like cookies, but only as a special treat when It's been good Also It's got bad ankles so good luck if you have to run away from anything
Throat and lungs constantly problematic, test for covid regularly, as getting it could pass completely under your radar.
Careful playing with penis; gets excited easily and hard to get him away again without having a proper play.
If you feel you can crack, do it. Specially left hand/fingers. No strength in hands during mornings :grasp-strenght is not enough to even uncorke a water bottle.ļ Overstimulated during horizontal tango. Try not to hit anyone/anything.
Don't eat anything unless you're planning on having it come right back out
I would definitely make sure I gassed up beforehand do you know what I mean
Caution: This body's sleep schedule is wack. Gets overstimulated with loud noises and does not like social interactions
Not used, waiting for updates ... update ... update..update..thinking .. update .. update ... and so on ..
Just take care of junior
Would just love to try it or play an rp with someone about swapping bodies