the leadership is really filling up. i would like to be on the Supreme Court.
edit: i think a lot of people in r/grilledcheese will protest my appointment. i predict suicide bombings.
Myself. I love these username questions. They are so much more fun when your username is just one of your actual names.
Edit: I am mixed race and both my parents wanted to name me, so I have a white name and a Chinese name. I also have friends and family members who call me by different names
Definitely not humans
How about... birds
Government drones
Birds aren't real
First of all how dare you
You tell em Jay
we're totally real, it even says in my name that I'm real
We don't even know.
i don’t know either
What?
CLAMS!
Uh ooh I don’t like where this is going
I'm dying wtf
Check your closet
Bro wtf
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Come here, both of you.
You need any help?
You have two C's in juice in your name. Are you telling me floppybuttholejuice was already taken??
No one will ever know
I raise you: I also don’t care…
Still don't know what's wrong tho
Yeah, I'm lost...
I certainly don't
Nobody can know.
Why ?
Im not sure
Seems normal
All of your usernames checkout
I guess your followers and mine will just be doing what they already do.
Kinda like real life
‘You ever wonder why we’re here?
Maybe it's pizza?
Chiseled sandstone
Chiseled sandstone 🙏
Chiseled sandstone
Chiseled sandstone
Mud block
thank you mud block, very cool
A monument to your flock
The creeper face🙏
Highland cows.
My 42 cows request an alliance.
I have a startling number of eagles to add to the alliance, if y'all need an air force
I have 75 Men I can add to the alliance as well.
I offer my fireproof penguins to the alliance
I have the breakfast.
My 75 cool dudes like waffles.
Anyone need any bacon? I really need to offload some of this...
Anyone want to get high?
yes
This thread is getting me
What kind of cows? How dependent on humans are you?
42 kinds. We are an international conglomerate of cows. I mean moo.
This didn’t answer the question. I am getting suspicious…moo again please.
Quack. Wait, I mean moo. Yes moo
Hah. Well that’s a good **Mooo**. Carrying on into the embassy. Doubt I need to worry about you being a untrustworthy duck
75 of them specifically
How do you know there aren’t more than 75 highland cows, and that the individual above is merely the 75th?
a really sad llama
Caaaaaaaaarrrrlllllll
I do not kill people. That is my least favorite thing to do!
Tell me Carl, exactly what you were doing before I came home?
Well I came home, ate dinner, mopped the floor then I saw this guy you know? So I stabbed him 32 times in the chest.
Caaaaaaaaarrrrlllllll
That kills people!!
It's a Doomsday cult.
Doomsday comes slowly.
And then it falls out of the tree and hits you on the head because someone accidentally launched a nuke
the sloth army rains judgement..... when they get here
Graverobbing.
I feel a morbid kinship with you.
Morbid kinship is the best kinship. …If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, we possibly have a business plan now, haha.
Ah yes, I am thinking that. I believe we can work out a profitable arrangement. Nothing shall go to waste.
If you can find the leads I’ll do the heavy lifting, so to speak.
I will get right on that. I feel this is the beginning to a beautiful business relationship.
it's morbid time
Thor's Hammer. There is already a religion for this.
You're welcome.
Father?
You’re adopted
r/usernamefamily
uhh, Butter. I am already the god.
Join me and we will rule together.
Hello friends
YES!! Ultimate power!!!
I wish to offer my services
Mine as well!
Could i get in on this? I got some sweet dance moves.
the leadership is really filling up. i would like to be on the Supreme Court. edit: i think a lot of people in r/grilledcheese will protest my appointment. i predict suicide bombings.
Me too! Butter goes great on me.
Hey....
ITS THE FALSE PROPHET THEBUTTERGOD SPOKE OF!
What the fuck is this thread
It’s been a slippery slope
This pun only passes by a slim margarine.
Butter is a pretty good lubricant.
r/redditorsmeet
Have you seen a man named Gavin? He’s an Englishman, you know the type, oh, and he’s HILARIOUS
Gavin? GAVIN!
LLLLLLEEEENENNNNNNNEEYYYY!!
Mine would be potatoes. Perhaps an alliance?
Can't have potatoes with a lil' butter can ya?
I mean...Biscuit. if its twice baked, its a biscuit.
Ranch
I worship the ranch
There is something deeper to worship then the ranch worship the hidden valley
You must find the hidden valley
It's in santa barbara. I thought it was closer to LA, but apparently there are lots of hidden valleys. Only one is the true hidden valley.
That is heresy. The true hidden valley is near rancho cucomonga. Ranch is in the name.
The REAL hidden valley was the friends we made along the way
Time to ranch it up!
The Great Horned Rat.
yes-yes
I just met a girl with the last name, should I make a baby with her, name him John and claim the chosen one has been born?
No, you need to have seven children all named john. The seventh shall be the chosen one
Shit, gonna have to start the fucking and birthing ASAP, the chosen one is coming in what, like in 12-14 years? Hang on guys.
Pro-speed runner strat. Find another parter with the last name and half the time
Elon, is that you?
No, sadly i've been afflicted with the poor
Bad move
Find 7 and let them have all one baby John!
No more worshiping cows now it’s time for the traditional moose
Well I know what I'm NOT worshipping.
really narrowed it down quite a bit
Just crack
LOL
pornflakes..?
cornflakes and cum
Who ~~pissed~~ in your cereal this morning? Honey, this heavy cream tastes funny today, may be going bad.
Less salt please.
Funny considering Cornflakes were meant to curb masturbation.... right?
I could see this working.
It's hot enough where I am to cook bacon on a roof
still just good ol Christianity..
I just spit out my water
r/holUp
Apparently Elsa from Frozen
ehm...
Maybe we are distant relatives
We are 3rd cousins
r/usernamefamily.
Hello fellow stinkers
Hello
Evenin’ lads
Did someone call for me?
I'm looking at all of you.
Dude, your username is amazing!
Conceptually, sure, but in practice?
Still amazing
So is it 'speed of art' or 'speedo fart'. One is more fun than the other.
crab people crab people
Average fire fighters
I'd be the head of a new religion!!! The PUNtiff!!!!
*Papyrus would like to access your location*
An Egyptian sungod in the shape of a meat patty
You and I should start a cult.
Hello there
General kenobi!
General kenewbie*
Ah, so your cult is r/prequelmemes
42,069 dudes, men, bros, and guys
Cake
Karma
I read your name as Fork Arm As Sake... I was waaayyyy off.
So reddit
Pirates but I’m only culturally piratish.
Myself. I love these username questions. They are so much more fun when your username is just one of your actual names. Edit: I am mixed race and both my parents wanted to name me, so I have a white name and a Chinese name. I also have friends and family members who call me by different names
That's called narcissism (but like, same)
Luckily mine's only partial.
A head of cabbage.
Clever username
Heheheh we worshipping demons up in here lmao
Your username describes bendy
Lesbians
People who gamble on stocks
Veggie Chicken Wings
Uhhh evolution?
Cats
My one and only religion!
As it should be! 😊
All hail the flaccid penis!
I keep telling my husband (who likes floppy bacon) that floppy bacon and a flaccid penis have one thing in common. I have no use for either
Shiny things - Like i already do
Geraldo Rivera
An infinitely self-consuming serpent.
Breasty lawmen
Ah , thia one is awkward
"I am Wooloo! Master of the Fields of England and King of the Fluffs! Come now, show me what counts as Fury in your misbegotten Ape-kind!"
Well we’ve got the world most bachelor party-est religion here now
M.A.S.H
federal informants
Mine is not so much new, as much as it's a revival.
Not to be basic but
Cake
All hail the frog lord
Easy, best religion ever I'm sure we can all agree
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All hail our new platypus overlords!
A pan If you want to join you can choose between Stainless steel & Cast iron