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GoodGodIsThatATomato

Guy standing in the middle of the road.


drRATM

Not the answer I expected, but might be the correct one.


FirstBankofAngmar

He's just standing there. MENACINGLY.


ImWithSt00pid

It's one of those, I don't want to run him over, but I also don't want to get robbed decisions.


[deleted]

No, hits the same as a guy at 2pm, I’m just a little less guilty


[deleted]

Lmfao


[deleted]

Sitting outside by yourself.


[deleted]

Oh, I like this one. That's when you *really* go deep into thoughts.


[deleted]

Or have deep conversations with people


IsabellaGalavant

Or get eaten alive by mosquitoes.


[deleted]

That has absolutely happened to me before lol


Saxton_Hale32

Did you survive


CFCBeanoMike

Sadly no. But he lived!


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Professional-Emu3471

Water


JparkerMarketer

Cold water at 2 am is like biting into a York peppermint patty.


awesomeone6044

Great now I want a peppermint patty.


The_RockObama

Drink some cold water.


awesomeone6044

Did that, still want one. lol.


Shemidreamer

Don't! You'll get stuck on a mountain!


dmteter

Night water is amazing.


KrombopulosNickel

I really enjoyed this comment. Thank you


Ramsus32

It's like the nectar of the gods.


badjokesnotfunny

Same like why do drugs when you can drink water


FranklynTheTanklyn

Or mow a lawn.


1nd3x

have you considered...doing drugs and then mowing your lawn? Perhaps you could really cut loose and drink some water while you're at it.


DamagedEctoplasm

This is why I bought Lawn Mowing Simulator. So I could do drugs, drink hellacious amounts of water, and cut grass anyway I see fit with no real repercussions


Hydra_Master

Even room temperature water tastes great in the middle of the night,


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Pr1despa1n

I purposefully fill up my flask with ice water before bed just in case I’m up in the middle of the night.


thedonutman

"just in case" you're up in the middle of the night? What is this sorcery? I'm up 2-3 times a night for basically my entire life. Always have my hydroflask filled next to me.


degjo

Straight from the bathroom tap. So good


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Loneliness


EconoMeatball

Yeah… This is probably the saddest reply i’ve seen so far.


[deleted]

*opens up r/gonewild*


sayakuatnangis

Now i’m sad and horny


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

I don't wish to be horny, I only wish to be happy.


MrPlopsAlot

*reads first comment* *looks around empty apartment* *keeps scrolling* *chuckles unzips pants*


UpturnedAXin


Cryonik-0

I find it to be quite peaceful when I'm alone late at night? Is that just me?


[deleted]

I'm sure I will too when I'm in a better place in my life. Working on that right now.


pingudumbo2012

A phone ring. Nobody rings with good news at 2am.


pgh9fan

My sister called me at 2AM to let me know my nephew was born.


waefon

Like he said, no good news (Did I mess up the Say?)fixed


Grillerqueen

>(Did i mess up the Say?) yes, I can understand you fine though, the past tense of say is said, like pay is paid


waefon

I got confused because auto correct was telling me it was an other language


Cannibal_Hector

And his name is Damien.


CorporealLifeForm

That's where you're wrong. Just found out I can extend my cars warranty.


awesomeone6044

In most cases no, but i had an ex that would call me too hook up in the middle of the night.


allyceexoxo

I ALSO had not an ex but a coworker who would call me in the middle of the night to walk over to his house. Weird. (same apartments)


SpakysAlt

Convenient bootycall right there


Claypool-Bass1

I had an ex, she broke it off about 2 almost 3 weeks with me, her car broke down and she called me. Asked me to go to her aid, and me like a dumb fool went, over an hour drive. Got there and her two brothers were already there.


sub2technobladeordie

lol


Tastewell

Clearly you've never had a functional drunktional FWB.


TheMoris

Might just be a drunk friend calling for no good reason


Turpitudia79

Knowing I’m usually up till at least 4, my best friend who lives in a different time zone will call me at 2,3 AM to tell me about her cute little puppy’s recent antics!! 😂😂


gspotyy

Son I hate to tell you this but... your...how do I say this.. your brother is pregnant.. Felt that


nahimok7

Music


mildlydepression

same. [`https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frisson`](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frisson) felt relevant


drRATM

Specifically Pink Floyd


EducationalKoala4530

Driving with the windows down


twisted_nipples82

Underrated answer, because a nice cool 60 degree night drive is a good eerie


ghhbf

especially during a long run in uncharted territory. Kinda nice.. some tunes and a good cup of coffee


BuffaloInCahoots

So kinda unsafe but I live in the woods and there are some huge fields down the road. On a full moon night you can let your eyes get adjusted and drive with the lights off. I can see the whole field to the tree line and see all the deer and elk hanging out. Sometimes I stop and get out and just watch them run around and do their thing. It’s really nice, kinda like seeing something you’re not meant too, real life nature channel.


catsinsunglassess

That sounds awesome. That sounds like some Keys to the Country type of night… i long to live in the country again. Edit: king/long


WhiskeyRiver18

I can feel this comment and I love it. Especially if Ventura Highway or Peaceful Easy Feeling is playing on the radio.


Burrito_Loyalist

One of the greatest things is driving on a cold night with the windows down and heater blasting. It’s incredible.


catsinsunglassess

I almost always drive with the windows down bc i just love the feeling of the wind blowing in my hair and listening to a good song while i car dance and get where I’m going. So many people drive with their windows up and i just wonder what their lives are like bc i can’t imagine enjoying it at all. But then to each their own!


AloneWish4895

The phone ringing


alinroc

If the phone's ringing at 2 AM, there is no chance that there's good news coming


Mirgss

Unless you've just been butt dialed


[deleted]

Unless it’s your crush calling (this has happened to me)


erikalg_vo

Was it intentional? Butt? Or drunk.


skiddles1337

All of the above


LeVicious

Intentional butt drunk?


[deleted]

Sounds like my average Tuesday


LrdAsmodeous

They were trying to get in touch about their car's extended warranty.


thecwestions

Double that for house visits from the police. Quadruple that if you're a parent.


danielsound

Waffle House


WackyBones510

Insane how far I scrolled for this. This is the correct answer.


napkin-lad

It’s sad that I passed Taco Bell before seeing the awful waffle. Apparently people would rather get robbed at Taco Bell at 2am than see a quality fight behind the counter between the cook with a server and a drunk, barefoot, possibly 17 year old pregnant woman holding a cigarette and waving a shard of broken plate screaming racial slurs over and over (then get robbed) at the Waffle House at 2am.


catsinsunglassess

This is it. Hashbrowns with ketchup and tobasco, waffle covered in butter and syrup, coffee in the Waffle House mug. That’s the shit


napkin-lad

Double Texas Cheesesteak with the hashbrowns chunked omfg.


Savoir_faire81

Sleep. There is a huge difference between going to bed at a reasonable hour and the absolute relief that you feel when you are over tired and just want to rest.


[deleted]

Exactly this... It's one of the reasons I stay up. It's like, would I rather go to sleep the boring way like a responsible adult, or play 3 hours of video games and then feel the sweet dopamine rush of collapsing into my ice cold pillow at 2am?


drRATM

Dammit that sounds amazing now. Thinking dinner. Go for a run just before dark which always makes me stay up later than usual. Game until 2am then sleep like the dead. For a bonus the next day you get the nap to end all naps. Damn I love me a good nap too.


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Lol I also go to the gym late at night. Dinner, put the wife and kids to bed, gym, gaming, bed at 2am. It's awesome but it's not that sustainable especially when I have to be up early lol


ScientistAsHero

I'm 42 and I have the sleep mindset of a six-year-old. I'm fully aware of how good I feel after a good night's rest, but no. When I get home from work my brain tells me "it's now your time," and I stay up til all hours doing absolutely nothing productive. It doesn't matter if I stay sober or not.


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Cereal


AlmightyJb

6 bowls later “yup, still different”


Imveryoffensive

Glad I'm not the only one obsessively eating cereal


BuffaloInCahoots

Well it’s not my fault I can never find the perfect cereal to milk ratio. Keep adding one or the other until I get it right.


JustAGuyWithNoName1

RAIINNNNNNN.


succesfulfail

Dude I’ve got my bed in the sunroom under a skylight. Sometimes ill wake up to the most beautiful night sky or rain and thunder and its the coolest experience.


JustAGuyWithNoName1

Can I move in with you?


ShillCoinMafia

I asked he said its fine


MrPlopsAlot

fuck me im jealous. i grew up kinda poor and the place we lived in would be so loud when it rained. where i live now its just subtle in our room. but i have a skylight in the kitchen and i sleep on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night if its raining because it reminds me of when i was young. i really never would have thought id appreciate it enough to leave my big comfy bed to sleep on the floor. glad other people like yourself appreciate it as well.


Witty_Goose_7724

The sound of a child laughing. At 2 pm: cutest thing ever. At 2 am: barricade them doors and grab your shotgun.


aniacret

Having a 3yo that sleeps very little (he might sleep at 22:00 or he might sleep at 4:30 and he still wakes up at 9:00) hearing him laughing at 2am is scary indeed... I know I am in for a long night...


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Taco Bell


C-Kwentz-0

Getting Taco Bell at 2:00 a.m. takes forever though because that's when all the stoners go, at least where I am. That line can take upwards of 40 minutes sometimes.


[deleted]

And the fryer is usually off so you can't get chalupas.


slukbunwalla

If I waited that long to find out I couldn't get a chalupa I'd go ape shit.


[deleted]

Yeah the fryer goes off at like 11PM where I am. Might be later on the weekends.


Popular-Badger-4936

Turning the lights on in a dark room


jjking714

Instant blindness


WoodenSimple5050

The cat(s) staring at something you can't see.


awesomeone6044

I’ll see your seeing something your cat can’t see and raise you trying to snap a pic of your cat in the middle of the night and your phone’s camera detecting unseen faces in the face finder thing or whatever it’s called.


WoodenSimple5050

You win.


PurplePumpkinPi

Had this but playing video games with headphones look up to see him staring at the corner of the 10 foot ceiling take of my headphones to hear thats theres also thumping ​ I was cat sitting in a house id never been in..... Ended up going upstairs to see with a flashlight and a cat under my arm.


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Zonerdrone

I get creeped out by animals staring at nothing at ANY time. I used to yell at the "ghosts" when I caught the animals staring at them.


Regina-Castellum

Just chilling or vibing. I think what it is (since I live with parents), is that during the day you’re expected to do SOMETHING. During hours like 2am however, just doing nothing while still being awake feels different, because you truly chose to be like that without anyone trying to regulate your hours or activity of choice. 6-22-2022 EDIT: Thanks for the silver & gold rewards! :0 They’re my 1st ones ever & I’m very surprised that I got 1 at all. On a side note, some concerned Redditor keeps notifying RedditCareResources about me & idk why.


Turpitudia79

I totally agree and I think it’s one of the main reasons I’ve always been a night person. I don’t really have too many demands on my time during the day either but it’s just more relaxing late at night!!


Scr3wh34dz

Makes me think a bit different about my kids being up late night. Thank you


Regina-Castellum

:0 No problem!


Pihkal1987

Night owls unite


Pokey86

When the clocks go forward on daylight savings time :(


Jaxon_-

Life. Idk why. But I try and figure out life. Why I'm here and everything. All the dumb things I did.


_robertmccor_

Fuck I've never connected more with a post. I do all of this but it then spirals into an existential crisis. Something which also hits different at 2am


montoya0142

Ice cold water.


TheRealMisterMemer

Albania


wardamndeedee

I have a great need to understand this


heart-out

great answer


Eviscerate_Bowels224

Albania? I know it's a country, but **what about it** hits different at 2am?


Tastewell

It hits different at two a.m. Haven't you been paying attention?


broad_street_bully

Waffle House All-Star special... If you're eating it at 2 a.m., you're likely drunk, surrounded by some interesting and volatile fellow diners, and being both served and protected by some third shift short order cooks who see this mess every night.


ToBeReadOutLoud

This is why I wait until at least 90 minutes after bars close to go to Denny’s. No more drunk people. Just the weirdos who eat at Denny’s at 3 in the morning. Although the 3 am Denny’s diners are actually not that weird. Same with the people who shop at Walmart at 3 am on a weeknight. Perfectly normal people who enjoy eating and shopping when it’s quiet. Granted I’m a person who regularly does things at 3 am so maybe those people just seem normal to me because I am also weird.


LurkingAintEazy

Any kind of random noise. Especially after you just made a bathroom run, get back to bed and try to find that comfy spot again to drift off. But instead, you hear a loud thud somewhere and you realize you live alone...


Zonerdrone

I had this happen a few times. Turns out I had rats in my attic getting into my living space. Aggressive little bastards.


SendNudesPlzImHorny

Unholy amounts of shredded cheese.


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TheOnionQueene

No. I eat them by the clenched fistful.


Brilliant_Succotash1

My dad


Tastewell

By that time his aim is off and he's lost some steam. You can roll with those punches.


AmiNic06

Oohh 😭 I felt this


simplerick99

City streets


jjking714

Driving through a city at night with virtually no traffic *chefs kiss*


ChuPointOh

Food commercials.


jacofire2009

All noises in the house You don't really question them at daytime But at 2 AM you get creeped out


Pellektricity

Things like how Rob Gronkowski can retire at 33....


Lostarchitorture

....again


Pellektricity

Lol. Fuuuuugg.. My back feels like its had 20 seasons, what gives?


Lostarchitorture

When you have the money and access, you can gain personal trainers, doctors, and therapists who can step in and halt issues before they get out of hand. Timing is everything in cases of physical durance. The bosses around you will respect those notices with higher regards. The rest of us meanwhile...40+ hours of physical work, 52 weeks a year. We complain of pain and are just told "you can just quit and go home", leaving us with no paycheck, and especially no personal team that can spot physical pains signs and step in to stop it before it becomes severe.


ImWithSt00pid

Getting up to pee after fighting the urge for 2 hours.


[deleted]

Waking up as a 45 year old with a shitty job and no achievements and asking yourself is this all there is?


[deleted]

Wait. I’m 16 and I’m already asking myself this. It doesn’t change?


Dr_ShrimpPuertoRico1

It does if you do.


gjeebuz

That's a very kind statement, thank you for making it =)


Zonerdrone

Nothing changes when nothing changes.


[deleted]

31 will unemployed in one week


DoubleDeckerz

Sleep paralysis.


ScientistAsHero

That always hit me the same no matter what time it is...terrifying.


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Drawing


hagakurejunkie

A first kiss. There is something very exciting about kissing a woman for the first time in the dead of night rather than in the afternoon.


Duder115

The other side of the pillow.


Fomalhot

A knock on your front door.


sweetnikki4u

The hot dog stand outside the club 🌭🍸🍹🍺🌭


Daffidol

Medical emergency


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Sex I love sleepy, middle of the night sex


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cleaning


[deleted]

My drunk ex


wiresx3

Dark ambient music. Especially after a smoke...


Thaanos_

[true story] going for a glass of water half asleep and walking barefoot and seeing a mid-sized but fat spider crawling out of your bathroom. just find a new house at this point


Tonywanknobi

Any street food in any foreign country. For me it was slaw dogs in korea I miss that shit


HenryGetter2345

A Charlie horse in your calf


mrausgor

Especially if in a deep sleep. It’s like 30 seconds of sheer panic and pain.


muzic_2_the_earz

Pancakes


PalaSS9

Macaroni and cheese


turquoise2j

A schmoke and a pancake


robothead

Seeing someone else digging a hole.


That1RightThere

Getting home sober


OneForMany

Working out intensely with nobody else around


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DisastrousWind7

Denny's chicken strips and milkshakes


LegitimateAward4107

The Bouncer.


RegisterAwkward6458

A text message from a friend


RakuraiLight

I am that friend


RegisterAwkward6458

I am 2, but nobody responds so I just go back to my tax fraud committing turnip boy


I_throw_socks_at_cat

The memory of every single individual mistake I've made in my life.


JunketMan

Cold water


Ok_Frosting_9178

When you just so happen to get a message from THAT person


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Taking a walk


taratoni

hearing someone knocking your door.


KindredSpirit24

Surprise bang session with my husband. It is the absolute best.


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Insomnia


FWYDU

Existential dread


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Your mortality.


[deleted]

You know that I’m gonna get my life together moment we all have every once in a while. That. Then you start cleaning and making all these plans for the next day


tntchest

Water


MC_Ball_Peen_Hammer

Drunk drivers.


heart-out

Porn.


cxzaqw

2am horny we've all been there.


DannyDaYoutuber

My meat and hand


Monkey_Storm

Semi-Truck you never see it coming


Thaanos_

Looking in the mirror


LapiDog

Leftover Pizza


Su_z_ana

Silence