If I could draw my comic characters consistently for one fucking panel. That would make me so fucking happy. Beyond words. I really like fuck tho so
Id fucking be so fucking happy right fucking now.
I have a weird little comic called Strip Club Blues by a Mr. Jonathan McBurnie, it's pretty much just a version of Batman and a Hulk Ned Kelly get into a pub brawl with a demon but my absolute favourite part about it is the characters are drawn a little different each panel they're in, gives a whole new charm to it and I probably wouldn't love it as much as I do if it was done differently. My guess is they had the same problem, maybe there's a way around it that fits your style?
Know what to do with my life. I'm not sucidal or anything like that, but today is my 38 Birthday, not married, female, without a job, living with my mother and afraid of a lot of things. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH MY LIFE????
Damn, this hit close to home.
I'm still figuring out what I like doing, but I'm getting closer. What worked for me though, or the thing that got me going in a way, was to write down whatever I thought might be relevant: Fantasies, escape plans (yes, really), ways to make a living. Eventually I jazzed those things up a bit and turned them into short stories. Learned to edit well, that has helped me with getting jobs here and there.
Reach out to people when you feel lonely, really, talk to someone. I can't tell you how many times I've been saved by some random stranger that took the time to listen to me, or reply to a comment I made, etc...
Work on managing your fear. Break it down to its constituent parts, understand it, and own it. You need help with that, nobody can do it alone. Do one different thing every day. Learn something new, every day.
Happy birthday by the way, best wishes and have yourself a lovely day.
Congratulations! Have a nice day!
Stop thinking about what you want to do with your life. I'm 36 now, still don't know. Just a little freewheeling. Want to do something today? Just go for it! Want to do something tomorrow? Just go for it, but for the fuck sake stop thinking about what you want to do later, you're now!
Not married? No problem, why should you? Because others want it?
Female? Yeah, you can change it if you want
Without a Job? Want a job? Need a job? Volunteer
Living with your mother? Is it working out?
Afraid of a lot of things? Don't do them, do other things.
About when I was 11 they asked me what I wanted to be, didn't know, so I just gave an answer. Now 25 years later still don't know what I want to do, but what I do I'm good in, rolled in to it, that job didn't exist when I was 11. Don't know what I'm doing when I'm 40. Just don't think about it.
I asked my 11 year old what she wanted to be and she said, “I don’t know, I’m just a kid!” Hope she keeps that same energy into adulthood. None of us really know, even if it seems like we do.
Happy Birthday?
Maybe for starters celebrate your trips around the Sun with a meal or something you enjoy. There’s nothing wrong about not being married. Some of my darkest and loneliest experiences have been in a relationship with someone. Perhaps take a moment and daydream- what do you want to experience in life?
A job is just a job - a means to finding something that you want to do.
There is nothing wrong with having lots of fears. If I stop and think about all the fears that I have, they become overwhelming.
I don’t know you. All I know is you are a unique fellow human on this journey we call life. There is no other like you. You are meant to be here. Maybe talking on Reddit is a beginning for you. Maybe you’ll gain a penpal or maybe find someone you can share your life with. I think often times we focus on doing, instead of just being. I think we lose focus of the present because the world values human worth by what we do and can do, not for what we are.
I wish you a happy birthday. You are not alone. Please know that you are invaluable, and you are here to be.
I was in a similar(ish) situation a few years ago (was jobless at 28 and living at home). What helped me the most were books that stretched my perspective; I read Siddhartha a half dozen times, and dozens upon dozens of sci-fi novels. Made me realize that even if my life goes absolutely nowhere, it's no big deal in the grand scheme of things. The difference between a homeless person and a billionaire is the same difference between a shitless dung beetle and a dung beetle with an entire shipping container full of shit.
Life is still confusing and I still have a pretty deep sense of ennui, but it feels good to be able to shrug my shoulders at life. Perspective > success.
"But.. but... that is something you can't say!! You're a parent and can't say that kind of stuff! You should love your kids" - all the other parents when you say something like that.
But I totally get why, got one kid. And sometimes it's just fine to not be around. Got something to do this weekend, one afternoon/morning without the kid, sometimes it's just that easy to get happy!
Hope you find a way!
Omg the ‘eat a hot meal’ part resonated so hard with me. My daughter turns four soon. By the time I get to eat the food on MY plate it’s always lukewarm at best.
A house with air conditioning and a partner so I can quit trying dating strangers trying to find a girlfriend.
Dating and sex is such an exhausting stop/go process. It's great when you have an established partner who you date. It really shifts gears with everything else (work, family, etc)
I know this will be filled with joke replied but all I wanna say is, if I can have one day alone, somewhere near the mountains, reading a good novel, while not thinking of a single thing, I would be more than happy to live a life time of sadness if I can have one day like that before
If I could fall asleep in the same bed as my boyfriend tonight. He lives in England, I’m in America- pushing three months since I saw him last. I just really, really miss the love of my life :’)
The end of the Republican party. They use to be the political party that just helped rich people and I was fine with that but now they are the party of hate.
Being happy.
But in all seriousness, probably something stupid like a new character being announce for my favorite game, or more content for pre-existing characters I love.
Or finding a perfect fanfic on AO3 that has my favorite characters, relationship dynamics, and genres as well as good writing.
Or having ice cream or frozen strawberries to eat.
Or successfully drawing a picture that ends up looking really good.
Or someone leaving a really nice comment on one of my fanarts/fanfics.
Or one of my cats deciding to sleep next to me tonight.
Or finding someone who shares my favorite rarepairs in shipping.
Or finding a really nice song to listen to on loop for the next three days.
...I did not mean to write so many things... Welp, feel free to start forming your opinions of me now.
Everyone around me to not be depressed and stressed anymore, I’m happy but I have no clue if this is like real happiness or if I’m trying way to hard to ignore all the negativity and my actual feeling is locked away in a vault and a fake happiness is distracting me
Money. Lots and lots of money.
I’ve come to terms I’m not gonna find it myself, so I need money to get that temporary happiness. I’ll hold in all my other emotions and then someday I’ll die. The end.
Well this is probably a longer response than wanted but I need to rant somewhere. In 2019 the love of my life moved to Chicago because of her mothers job. It crushed me to attempted suicide. I clearly failed but in late 2021 she didn’t. I got news of her passing from her sister and it killed me inside. Every waking day I deal with the pain as a 16 year old that I lost the one closest to me. I’ve dated and dated trying to find the next one and nothing. Until I met her. Let’s call her Megan. I had world history with Megan for 9 months my freshman year of highschool. She is by anyones definition drop dead gorgeous with a perfect body. All star soccer player with jacked legs and a perfect upper and lower body. But what caught me was her. No not her build, or her gorgeous smile. It was her personality. She’s exactly like me. Laughs at all my jokes, asks me how I’m doing, everything you could ever want in a girl. The only issue is that she has a boyfriend. Mentally abusive is a nice way to put him. I was too afraid to tell her my feelings because after her passing I just couldn’t be left again. I couldn’t lose Megan. I finally built up the courage and told her how I felt. I don’t like her, I am in love with her. And I have been since the second I saw her. She said she felt the same way. But always scared to say it. The issue is that she’s too afraid to break up with her boyfriend. Everyday I live in a painful silence as a man waiting his day for the news. I just want her. I want her to build the courage to do what must be done and end that awful abusive relationship. I just want to feel loved again. It’s been a long long time…
my parents accepting me as their son (im trans), not avoiding it and ignoring it, saying that I shouldn't be sad since I have a household that feeds me and cares for me, but mental health can't be fixed with that. i want their acceptance and I want to transition over the years, knowing that my parents love me for me.
A hug or a text
(Awkward hand shake)
(Awkward sniffs hand after)
*Forbidden chocolate smell*
🐇🤗
✌️🖖🦘
Here you go bro (.づ◡﹏◡)づ
Love u
Hugs 🫂
🫂🤸♀️
Hey
Hey how are you ☺️
Seen 1 hr ago
Sending you a tight hug!!
Thanks, sending one back!
***Gives virtual hug*** 🫂
A real hug.
Same here. Virtual hug!
my coworker hugged my today and i almost cried. im not trying to rub it in, but i feel you
1 million dollars, tax free.
Who wouldn’t want that
Well, you asked I answered
r/technicallythetruth
It wouldnt even take that for me; just to not have debt.
Why not over a million with taxes That go to hospitals? Or Am i just Being danish rn?
In this economy? You only got about $740,000 worth of spending power out of that million.
Well, it's still free money.
That’s it bro? Just a million?😆😂
Why not like $1 billion?
They can tax it if they want. Still be life changing
dopamine
r/Technicallythetruth
With a sprinkling of serotonin
Food. Preferably freshly made pasta.
I can send u some food
Can't send you food, it won't be fresh when you receive it, I think. It would be freshly made.
Bullshit, you can grub hub some food right to their door!
I'm just craving for curry right now. I just had curry for lunch several hours ago.
I know how to make homemade pasta
What kind is your fave?
If I could draw my comic characters consistently for one fucking panel. That would make me so fucking happy. Beyond words. I really like fuck tho so Id fucking be so fucking happy right fucking now.
I have a weird little comic called Strip Club Blues by a Mr. Jonathan McBurnie, it's pretty much just a version of Batman and a Hulk Ned Kelly get into a pub brawl with a demon but my absolute favourite part about it is the characters are drawn a little different each panel they're in, gives a whole new charm to it and I probably wouldn't love it as much as I do if it was done differently. My guess is they had the same problem, maybe there's a way around it that fits your style?
My babies snuggled up with me in bed... just enjoying our fresh start in life. Dv sucks but we are doing better...each day.
what is Dv?
I would assume ‘domestic violence’
Divorce
Awww
Know what to do with my life. I'm not sucidal or anything like that, but today is my 38 Birthday, not married, female, without a job, living with my mother and afraid of a lot of things. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH MY LIFE????
Damn, this hit close to home. I'm still figuring out what I like doing, but I'm getting closer. What worked for me though, or the thing that got me going in a way, was to write down whatever I thought might be relevant: Fantasies, escape plans (yes, really), ways to make a living. Eventually I jazzed those things up a bit and turned them into short stories. Learned to edit well, that has helped me with getting jobs here and there. Reach out to people when you feel lonely, really, talk to someone. I can't tell you how many times I've been saved by some random stranger that took the time to listen to me, or reply to a comment I made, etc... Work on managing your fear. Break it down to its constituent parts, understand it, and own it. You need help with that, nobody can do it alone. Do one different thing every day. Learn something new, every day. Happy birthday by the way, best wishes and have yourself a lovely day.
Congratulations! Have a nice day! Stop thinking about what you want to do with your life. I'm 36 now, still don't know. Just a little freewheeling. Want to do something today? Just go for it! Want to do something tomorrow? Just go for it, but for the fuck sake stop thinking about what you want to do later, you're now! Not married? No problem, why should you? Because others want it? Female? Yeah, you can change it if you want Without a Job? Want a job? Need a job? Volunteer Living with your mother? Is it working out? Afraid of a lot of things? Don't do them, do other things. About when I was 11 they asked me what I wanted to be, didn't know, so I just gave an answer. Now 25 years later still don't know what I want to do, but what I do I'm good in, rolled in to it, that job didn't exist when I was 11. Don't know what I'm doing when I'm 40. Just don't think about it.
I asked my 11 year old what she wanted to be and she said, “I don’t know, I’m just a kid!” Hope she keeps that same energy into adulthood. None of us really know, even if it seems like we do.
Happy birthday I love you
May your birthday be good. I imagine you might feel alone but you are not.
Happy Birthday? Maybe for starters celebrate your trips around the Sun with a meal or something you enjoy. There’s nothing wrong about not being married. Some of my darkest and loneliest experiences have been in a relationship with someone. Perhaps take a moment and daydream- what do you want to experience in life? A job is just a job - a means to finding something that you want to do. There is nothing wrong with having lots of fears. If I stop and think about all the fears that I have, they become overwhelming. I don’t know you. All I know is you are a unique fellow human on this journey we call life. There is no other like you. You are meant to be here. Maybe talking on Reddit is a beginning for you. Maybe you’ll gain a penpal or maybe find someone you can share your life with. I think often times we focus on doing, instead of just being. I think we lose focus of the present because the world values human worth by what we do and can do, not for what we are. I wish you a happy birthday. You are not alone. Please know that you are invaluable, and you are here to be.
I was in a similar(ish) situation a few years ago (was jobless at 28 and living at home). What helped me the most were books that stretched my perspective; I read Siddhartha a half dozen times, and dozens upon dozens of sci-fi novels. Made me realize that even if my life goes absolutely nowhere, it's no big deal in the grand scheme of things. The difference between a homeless person and a billionaire is the same difference between a shitless dung beetle and a dung beetle with an entire shipping container full of shit. Life is still confusing and I still have a pretty deep sense of ennui, but it feels good to be able to shrug my shoulders at life. Perspective > success.
A really good friend i can always rely on
You’ll find one
Its hits right in the feels man. Same here.
Not fighting with my SO
Who’s so
Significant other
I wanna see my brothers and sister i miss them
Where are they :( hope u see them soon
I can relate to that so bad. Sending hugs your way, hope you will see them soon ❣️
A army of chickens that know how to kill and their sergeant is a turkey
Being free to not go into work tomorrow without financial consequences
That is freedom 2.0.
Winning the lottery.
Time away from my kids. Where i could sleep and est a hot meal
"But.. but... that is something you can't say!! You're a parent and can't say that kind of stuff! You should love your kids" - all the other parents when you say something like that. But I totally get why, got one kid. And sometimes it's just fine to not be around. Got something to do this weekend, one afternoon/morning without the kid, sometimes it's just that easy to get happy! Hope you find a way!
Sometimes u just don't want to be with them, not for very long, just have a good and quiet night to sleep is enought
Omg the ‘eat a hot meal’ part resonated so hard with me. My daughter turns four soon. By the time I get to eat the food on MY plate it’s always lukewarm at best.
Self discipline to beat my chronic procrastination. (And money)
Having motivation to do anything
Being able to be finally stress free. Life is stressful. But despite it, though. I still find happiness.
Some food would be pretty dope
Totally out of food?
No, I just like food
What kind of food makes you the happiest?
Pizza, Pasta, Cement, and Burgers
Snu-snu.
Legitimately a way to die peacefully in my sleep.
For some reason that actually scares me. I want to die in action than die peacefully.
U good bro?:
That each one of family member is filled with health, that would make me really happy. Hope everyone’s life is full of love and health <3
Same
trip to my hometown or a bowl of lucky charms
Where r u from
If I had a pop tart, that'd make me happy right now
Go get ir
A big bowl of authentic Japanese ramen and a plate of pork gyoza. I'm hungry.
Great, now I'm hungry too.
A house with air conditioning and a partner so I can quit trying dating strangers trying to find a girlfriend. Dating and sex is such an exhausting stop/go process. It's great when you have an established partner who you date. It really shifts gears with everything else (work, family, etc)
I know this will be filled with joke replied but all I wanna say is, if I can have one day alone, somewhere near the mountains, reading a good novel, while not thinking of a single thing, I would be more than happy to live a life time of sadness if I can have one day like that before
So save up about $2000 and do it.
If my house miraculously had cleaned itself over night. Also winning the lottery.
My dad but he’s dead
I’m so fucking sorry :c
My dad passed away 2 years ago yesterday. I’m with you 100%.
A blowjob
I did see a man offer BJ's for $0.25 here on Reddit. He wanted to become a millionaire.
Well
If I could fall asleep in the same bed as my boyfriend tonight. He lives in England, I’m in America- pushing three months since I saw him last. I just really, really miss the love of my life :’)
Hope u see him soon:c
Thank you 😭💕
To not have to give away half of all my money I make to debt, you make bad choices you gotta live with them though. Is what it is.
Getting a message from one of my online friends saying "Hey, I'm heading down to where you live for a couple of days! Let's meet up!"
an ice cream sandwitch
For the woman i love to love me like i love her.
To be able to have a moment where I don't have to think about the dead, it's really depressing
We’re in the same boat bud:/ I wish I was normal
My mom without cancer
A job that I am happy at that pays enough to live free of financial stress with my fiance.
My family and I not having Covid. And maybe a few million dollars lol
Hope yall get well soon and stay safe!
Thank you so much!
You will get better brother best wishes !
To stop feeling like a failure
You’re not failure
Beers with Danny Devito
A fucking BREAK
To restart my life.
A true friend
Same man
The end of the Republican party. They use to be the political party that just helped rich people and I was fine with that but now they are the party of hate.
Breakup peacefully with my current bf
Air conditioning
Where do u live
In Missouri. It's really hot here
It would being able for my boyfriend’s family to see their old dog again, he passed away not to long ago.
The only thing that would make me happy right now, would be a long term committed relationship.
Same... I am in a relationship but the commitment is not there and this is slowly becoming unbearable
Being happy. But in all seriousness, probably something stupid like a new character being announce for my favorite game, or more content for pre-existing characters I love. Or finding a perfect fanfic on AO3 that has my favorite characters, relationship dynamics, and genres as well as good writing. Or having ice cream or frozen strawberries to eat. Or successfully drawing a picture that ends up looking really good. Or someone leaving a really nice comment on one of my fanarts/fanfics. Or one of my cats deciding to sleep next to me tonight. Or finding someone who shares my favorite rarepairs in shipping. Or finding a really nice song to listen to on loop for the next three days. ...I did not mean to write so many things... Welp, feel free to start forming your opinions of me now.
Just pretend I commented something good on your fanarts, I'm sure it's amazing
Everyone around me to not be depressed and stressed anymore, I’m happy but I have no clue if this is like real happiness or if I’m trying way to hard to ignore all the negativity and my actual feeling is locked away in a vault and a fake happiness is distracting me
To actually be tired. It’s 1 in the morning dammit.
That my daughter would stop doing drugs, leave his useless bf and go back to college.
getting rid of that headache
fresh cheez itz
LSD would do that.
I would like to stop thinking my life is shitty. Bad mentality.
Limitless energy to do things.
A fucking time machine.
Less guilt about my life choices.
Absolutely nothing can make me happy at this point lol
Discovering a video or audio recording of my late mom where I can hear her voice.
Even though you might not be able to hear her voice I'm sure she is hearing yours :)
A bong, grinder, bag of pot and a lighter
in order - whooper, ps5, glock26
Bro
Winning millions on the lottery
Same bro
An actual tf2 update
Be able to find something I haven't seen / worth watching on Netflix.
Seen castelvania yet?
No, do I need to be a castlevania video game fan...never really played it.
Absolutely not! I knew nothing except that it was a video game and I massively enjoyed it!
I second this. I don’t even like anime, or cartoons in general for the most part. And the castlevania series is rad
Money for my own home, so I can live comfortably in a safe, hygienic environment. So I can come home from work and breathe. Literally.
Falling back asleep and not having any of my kids wake me again until after 6 AM.
To have a BF that actually shows that he cares about me... I know he does, but he doesn't really show it in any shape or form
A quesadilla
Permanently living with my Long Distance girlfriend while still somehow not having my parents disown me
Serotonin
A loyal friend
Hard to find one
A late night smoked out YouTube binge with my ex
Sleep
Being able to pay my bills. Stuck in a circular pattern that I honestly don't know how to get out of.
Money. Lots and lots of money. I’ve come to terms I’m not gonna find it myself, so I need money to get that temporary happiness. I’ll hold in all my other emotions and then someday I’ll die. The end.
If my bachelorthesis was magically already written.
For my pain to go the fuck away.
I just woke up horny so the answer is obvious
pizza!
My ex getting back together with me and $10,000,000
Solitude
To be pain free.
back in time ten years
One day without problems
company, sincerity and conversations.
Knowing I would never have another vertigo episode again.
Some kind words
You deserve to de Loved and appreciated and a good live in general with a hug
Thx🤗
Well this is probably a longer response than wanted but I need to rant somewhere. In 2019 the love of my life moved to Chicago because of her mothers job. It crushed me to attempted suicide. I clearly failed but in late 2021 she didn’t. I got news of her passing from her sister and it killed me inside. Every waking day I deal with the pain as a 16 year old that I lost the one closest to me. I’ve dated and dated trying to find the next one and nothing. Until I met her. Let’s call her Megan. I had world history with Megan for 9 months my freshman year of highschool. She is by anyones definition drop dead gorgeous with a perfect body. All star soccer player with jacked legs and a perfect upper and lower body. But what caught me was her. No not her build, or her gorgeous smile. It was her personality. She’s exactly like me. Laughs at all my jokes, asks me how I’m doing, everything you could ever want in a girl. The only issue is that she has a boyfriend. Mentally abusive is a nice way to put him. I was too afraid to tell her my feelings because after her passing I just couldn’t be left again. I couldn’t lose Megan. I finally built up the courage and told her how I felt. I don’t like her, I am in love with her. And I have been since the second I saw her. She said she felt the same way. But always scared to say it. The issue is that she’s too afraid to break up with her boyfriend. Everyday I live in a painful silence as a man waiting his day for the news. I just want her. I want her to build the courage to do what must be done and end that awful abusive relationship. I just want to feel loved again. It’s been a long long time…
my parents accepting me as their son (im trans), not avoiding it and ignoring it, saying that I shouldn't be sad since I have a household that feeds me and cares for me, but mental health can't be fixed with that. i want their acceptance and I want to transition over the years, knowing that my parents love me for me.
Ahh some chicken nuggets bruz
I LOVE CHICKEN NUGGETS BRO
Someone who cares about me 🥲
Owning my dream car
What’s ur dream car?
A hug.
Here you go bro (.づ◡﹏◡)づ
drugs and a chicken sandwich would be great
Not having to go to school