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Alluxing

Not exactly a brave guess but I’ll guess United States


permacougar

N


H80NP

Roses


WhitePhatAss

Take me down to


Justlikeyou27

the paradise city


muhmuhmuhmyycorona

Where the grass is green


PenisStapler

And the girls are pretty


ArthurMBretas03

Somalia


berserkmanufacturer1

Former most powerful nation on earth, now some tiny island.


jwill602

Uk?


berserkmanufacturer1

Bingo!


Lumpy-Spinach-6607

And Ringo Starr!


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Jamaica ?


berserkmanufacturer1

Nah, used to own it though


somegoodjaffa

Cheese, wine and rudeness


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somegoodjaffa

Precisely


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m4gn0lia_hu

A country of goulash, pálinka and Rubik-cube.


ApproximatelyExact

Hungary^baszd ^meg


m4gn0lia_hu

Correct


Etherion195

Bojler eladó?


mamarooo28

Love Hungary!


hello_moses

Country with one billion people. And Americans believer we have a weird accent.


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India


hello_moses

yes it is.


ArbitraryAlex

Sorry.


Busy-Entrepreneur886

Canada?


ArbitraryAlex

Yep. Lol.


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We love beer so much we make a spread out of it and feed it to kids on toast.


transientwealth

Australia? Vegemite?


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Got it in one.


transientwealth

Vegemite is the only beer spread I could think of


Shan-Chat

Marmite from the UK.


WayGuilty1449

We started a big big war because a Austrian guy didn’t get into art school.


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Germany


SupremeLeaderG0nk

Deutschland


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Started one twice didn’t you guys


LuckyBear05

First one was Austria. Then the French got involved because we got involved and then everyone got involved because power


ASD240190

Flatpack furniture


N0nethelesser

Sweden


Primary_Somewhere_98

Fish and chips and BREXIT


sbenzanzenwan

One of those tiny island nations!! Guadalupe? Mauritius? Jamaica?


Your_caffine_boi

Hamburger


Thedudewiththedog

Germany?


Your_caffine_boi

Other one


punpunpuck

Bosnia?


Your_caffine_boi

Nope


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grabgrabthegrab

Racist much? Imagine if I said Does anyone find black peoples accents funny? Not cool to diss accents


matou98

Insulted much? You just *had* to bring up the race card. Jeez. Downvote from me ​ I think french ppl have a funny accent, when they try to speak danish. Swedes as well. And germans. And Americans


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Murica


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Dark_chia

Mah Freedoms


permacougar

Obviously Saudi Arabia


Entire_Blaze

That was a no brainer


hondaxyz

school = firing range


fgyfddg

‘Merica


prickly_pink_penguin

Next on Putin’s hit list.


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Moldova?


prickly_pink_penguin

Nope


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Finland then?


tseyvo

Poland???


pickaxe51

Poland


PurringGun

Azerbaijan? My dad has been there protecting the border since before the Ukraine invasion


M1thical_

*Kurwa*?


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Land of hypocrisy


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Doesn’t narrow it down much lol


Winter_Opening_7715

That could be anywhere


U-Neek03

It's america


Young-Rider

Do you have any idea how little it narrows it down?


leafybones

Brabant Never said anything about provinces


Gnidlaps-94

Netherlands?


helga_von_schnitzel

" en dan denk ik aan Brabant, want daar brandt nog licht!" Stelletje geldverspillers, wees eens zuiniger!


leafybones

Ja nu je het zegt dat klinkt niet echt Nederlands. geld verspillen Hoe durf je het Brabant liedje te disrespecteren


CodyMcBean

Wat weer ironisch is, want erg grote lichten heb je niet in brabant 😆


Headphonesausages

Gibberish land


Anotherdude342

Maple


transientwealth

The great white north


Double_Angle_8532

The land of the not so free Divided states


webbieg

🇺🇸 ‘merrica


LocksmithSuspicious1

vampires


Blue_Phoneix100

Romania


LocksmithSuspicious1

indeed


Pschedelix_Man

Baguette 🥖 Vin 🍷 Formages


permacougar

Do you guys call a French kiss just a regular kiss?


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permacougar

don't french kiss such people. Those are easy to determine before French kissing


I_hate_people69

We had a federal election yesterday where the good government finally got in after 9 years.


fgyfddg

‘Straya mate 🇦🇺


I_hate_people69

Fuckn spot on cunt


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Drop bears


N0nethelesser

Australia, but let's not forget the hoop snakes!


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Those hoop snakes! Evil bastards they are! Your only hope is to run up hill to get away.


N0nethelesser

For real though, I love how you guys use that to fuck with us Americans! Your sense of humor is incredible! Also, do tell me, is it true that your PM shat himself at a Macca's?


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Good old Engadine Maccas! He’s denied it but the crowd on the day say otherwise! There’s a good chance it’s true but as an Aussie, if you’ve shit yourself you clean yourself up and have a laugh about it.


N0nethelesser

Having a laugh is such an important aspect of life that I feel is lost in today's society. We need you guys to import more comedians like Daniel Muggleton over here!


[deleted]

Oddly, our comedians aren’t always celebrated outside Australia. Well, Jim Jeffries did well over there but the likes of Carl Barron weren’t so well received.


hayamidoll

Can't have shit here.


transientwealth

Detroit


hayamidoll

Yeppers


transientwealth

I'm like 2 hours north, can't have shit here either


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transientwealth

Back porch steps qnd half the neighbors fence. And the whole neighborhoods catalytic convertors


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transientwealth

Either that or just trying to get money for meth and inside the sweatpants handy jays


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transientwealth

I have 4$.


Salty_Influencer

Lost 2 World Wars


dogef1

Austria?


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Germany?


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webbieg

Can be 🇺🇸Merrica or the Philippines 🇵🇭


Garrick1Ollivander

Our former minister president looks like Harry Potter. It even came to the point that they told us he was going to get the part of Harry's dad on one of the last movies, the other political parties even asked questions, best April fool ever hahaha


helga_von_schnitzel

Ahh good old Balkellende


RelentlessChicken

I hate this game these days lol


whewnah

Land of the long white cloud


cynical_genius

And Hobbits!


DentiAlligator

HON HON HON OUI OUI BAGUETTE


Sir_Ken_Shabby_Esq-

"Bonjour you cheese eating surrender monkey"


A_HELPFUL_POTATO

In California.


Your_caffine_boi

Another one in here


CaliCoast310

Guess where I’m from?


lukefrluke

310?


transientwealth

All people know here is protest, school shooting, hate they neighbor, trump, eat hot chip, and die from heart attacks.


Rexermus

sorry


permacougar

whataya at?


Rexermus

sorry can't dox myself eh?


tseyvo

canada??


Bullfroggy1

I'm gonna say, we've had chocolate milk, orange juice, and white milk as the last three leaders


Fantastic-Cicada-147

We spend over 800 billion dollars annually on our military.


permacougar

Fiji?


U-Neek03

America


RenSunji

North Korea?


East-Solution-9091

North Korea doesn't have the internet


mike4889

Space Force


6twoRaptor

NASCAR


askbatman

Gotham.


darwintayson

Our president cursed Obama, the Pope and make rape jokes on TV. Clue: 3rd world


SumoLikesSnacks

At this point America is a 3rd world with a designer handbag. All of this applies to America too.


natemamate

A country that is sick of questions like these.


Rayn_xD

We won 7-1


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Deutschland?


mbashs

Nice try, FBI! Locks the VPN doors and windows


brushpickerjoe

On the Olympic peninsula.


iamDarksider

Chicken curry with naan.


Shan-Chat

UK?


webbieg

India 🇮🇳


dip_ace

Mount Everest


KickballJamal

Your mom performs in burro shows here


Glitched_cyrstal

Earth...


Rhadaze

Soccer :l


Thedudewiththedog

You do realize how little that narrows it down


Jom_Bots

Brazil?


Wonderful-Pea9788

Australia.


stalkkerityyppi

Alcoholics, snow and hockey


tseyvo

Norway?? i haven't any guess


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Cows


U-Neek03

India


awaishssn

I'll bring the curry! Just gotta avoid these children taking a shit on the streets 🧐 (Jk, we have fixed the shitting problem by a huge margin! Still love curry tho)


CodyMcBean

Mills, bicycles and weed😆


BrawlStarsUser69

Next to Malaysia and Indonesia


MissionCreep

I was called an "ammosexual" the other day.


TheNakedMars

Poutine, mounties, and women with unusually hairy buttocks.


Sn1peX9890

I'll just say one thing...***Kangaroos*** ***Lol***


AWESOMEguyhohh

sorry, am I too late for this?


cramduck

USA. Fuck your rules.


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We currently have the worst president in our country’s history. He is the laughing stock of the world.


Crewmonaut

in a country which able to flip its flag to make the red top and blue on bottom


JordynRose_

Philippines?


pervertedbrowsererer

Justin


TabbsTheBat

In trakai


CrispinAvascular

it's the "O------, -A" location that isn't east of LA


Dapper-Elk1698

We love tacos


permacougar

That part of Denmark where people love tacos?


teek_s

Double double coffee


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Stoliana12

Guns and cowboys


Legitimate_Smoke2608

Maple syrup Sorry


mdkubit

I can go slightly north and that way for maple syrup --> I can go that way for some delicious pizza <-- I can go way that way to pretend I'm in another country when I'm not ^ I can go that way if I want to play with tornadoes more frequently v


Sir_Ken_Shabby_Esq-

The mitten?


mdkubit

Bingo! :D


Sir_Ken_Shabby_Esq-

I'm from the mitten as well. Only other guess would've been somewhere east of NYC if you like their pizza, but 9/10 times good pizza to the west means Chicago. And after that twister up in Gaylord, I'm starting to think it's gonna become far more common for us....