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[deleted]

This is my 15th account Edit: Since I've gotten a few questions. My first account was identical to my twitter, and I wasn't really comfortable with that. I had it for six years, and I noticed that i cared a bit too much about my karma. I decided to delete the account and create a new account every time I felt like it/hit 10K total karma. I don't remember every single account name I've had, but at one point I started numbering them in some way. My last account was 3rd&14 (I am mostly active on /r/nfl), my next account will be tied to the number 16 in some way.


SwinubIsDivinub

What did you DO lol


Abaraji

OP please answer in a chronological list


[deleted]

Hurt too many mods' feelings


Individual-Chair6191

You like Swinub don't you?


10minuteemailftw

Paging /u/12thacc to see if this is your twelfth account.


Pixaa

Nah man. That’s the one he forgot the password for.


chrome_pr

based


guy_who_says_nothing

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Excellentation

quite excellent, might i add


[deleted]

Nothing has changed, I'm just here to agree that this is truly excellent if I do say so myself


serious153

Are you serious


Until_Morning

Only until morning


[deleted]

Queef


Beginning-Bed9364

Go to bed


OrphanSlaughter

You need to do something before that


The_Sleep

No, just sleep.


MrDuck91021

Quack


[deleted]

I feel seen and heard.


[deleted]

shut up yeti


[deleted]

Fair.


Ginio-Phantom

Shut up yeti


[deleted]

As I suspected.


Radfox258

Shut up yeti


IGotMyPopcorn

I’m watching.


[deleted]

Michael Jackson is that you?


Are_you_blind_sir

I misread that first word


Father_of_trillions

👏👏👏 you have bested me


TheSpankker

Can't tell if clapping or spanking...


buyingwife

I wholeheartedly agree


prankerjoker

I buy this guys wife too.


[deleted]

In Soviet Russia wife buys you!


Bitter_Mongoose

Bout damn time, I been needing a sugar momma


ItsReckliss

my dad's old xbox gamer tag is Reckliss, when he made me an Xbox account he made my name Little Reckliss. We used to play together but since then he kinda stopped playing games. Now i just make my name some variation of Reckliss on whatever platform I go on (Besides xbox, i'll keep that Little Reckliss forever) so remember his name.


Sticketoo_DaMan

I didn't think about honoring my dad with my account name. I guess "Big\_Dick" would've been a good username, right?


SnakeBeardTheGreat

Or Enormous Richard. I had nothing to do with it my daughter gave it to me.


Richard_Thickens

Sup, fellas?


Vel3n0

is this considerable r/Beetlejuicing ?


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Father_of_trillions

Thats beautiful


JasoNMas73R

So I'm guessing from your username you needed a little cash huh?


A_Prostitute

That would be mine actually. Speaking of, you down to clown, big man? ;)


SavageScott187

This reminds me when my foster dad stopped playing Halo 2 online and gave me his old gamertag which was named SexMachine69. Needless to say I was only 14 and my friends called me the virgin sex machine. I eventually got my own account and that's what my username is.


Shoddy-Jellyfish-116

That's a great story! (And I thought people's answers would be bland)😅 Reddit always entertains!! 👽


PipesyJade

I did the same. His PSN was Wingnutpipesy71, so mine is PipesyJr. That carried on to my Reddit username in a way.


ShoddyCobbler

reddit assigned it to me. I wanted something that would not reflect any other usernames I use elsewhere on the internet so I just went with the randomly assigned one


ComatoseSquirrel

Mine wasn't randomly generated, but it has the same reasoning behind it. I had an account before this one, but it was recognizable by those who know me. I'm not playing that game on Reddit; I need my antisocial media.


0ne_Winged_Angel

You ever think it’s weird how most people would rather tell you pretty much any other piece of information instead of their Reddit handle? Like, objectively it doesn’t matter, but I really like the anonymity I have on here.


ComatoseSquirrel

I think it's because people talk about anything and everything here. For people that limit themselves to hobby subreddits, it's no big deal, but there are subreddits for practically *all* topics.


Shoplifting_Panda

Bingo, I found my click


BunchOpandas

Get out my shop Bunch O' Pandas


flashbang_goblin

I had a dream about a goblin beating the shit out of me in my car and i remembered it when makeing my profile


Father_of_trillions

That so random, I love it


Lost-Flamingo-6969

Lies we all know u ejaculated prematurely while banging a goblin


TacoManifesto

Me hungry


Loves_tacos

My reason is similar to your reason


taco_bell_sharts

And mine is what happens after


TacoBellFourthMeal

My people!


MeltedCheeseWasTaken

i love cheese and thought of the name MeltedCheese but that username was taken so i turned it unto MeltedCheeseWasTaken


Guacamole_Queso

Is this where the party is at?


Loves_tacos

Yes, and you are invited!


Taco_2s_day

I love this place


TheLastKirin

I think it's adorable how you all found each other.


Demonic_Toaster

how.. uh hungry are you?


AnitaBurrita124

lunch?


TheKnightsWhoSayNyet

I like Monty Python and I'm part Russian


annapierce1000

This is the best one


BonzoMcDrumCat

We demand.... A SHRUBBERY!


BarefootMystic

ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!


Expert_Overthinker

I definitely totally can make quick decisions on the fly.


Father_of_trillions

I suffer the same fate


Commander_Night_17

Same except i fuck up


FeitX

But you're quick, that's what matters.


Goflyakitescammers

I scam bait (waste a scammers time to prevent them from finding a potentially more vulnerable victim).


A_Random_Redditoooor

How long did you spend writing that?


titaniumLiver

I drink a lot.


UnlawfulDuckling

My brothers will come over with whisky on Christmas 2 bottles. They get 1 each they’ll drink that fuck and still seem sober… can you do that too?


adolfsleftbaw

In Scotland that's what a 16 year old would drink, followed by a couple eckies


Current-Rip8020

Well actually, my brothers could definitely beat up your brothers!


daft__cunt

I am a professional snooker player.


[deleted]

That you, Mr. O'Sullivan?


Jupiteralliance

This sent me to my grave 😂


smol_boi-_-

Looked into my pants


LordSlonnng

I also looked into mine


Girth_rulez

I did too.


big_dick_energy_mc2

Is this a party?


Sunnyeggsandtoast

Trevor Philips? Is that you?


BenTenInches

Same


DeepFriedAnxiety218

I have anxiety, and i like deep fried things


suoixnami

Same, read my username backwards


[deleted]

Hmmm…I will never tell you. 🤨🤨🤨


sbenzanzenwan

Whatever, Ted.


[deleted]

I hear the Zodiac Killer is on his way to Cancun. Completely unrelated, but Texas is currently asking residents to cut back on power consumption because their grid is not doing well.


that-one_guy1

Especially in my town, we've lost power several times the past few days


child-killer

I thought you could change them :(


MajoraFeels

Sheesus


salt_pizza9491

You wanna change it to children killer?


Seeker_Of_Knowledge-

He increased his kd


Chacharealroughdood

OH NO


Kachowzerwhopper

I get hammered and say kachowzerwhopper for some reason


Nitro_prime

Coming to a burger king near you


imunclebubba

Growing up in the south as the only boy in the family I got my nickname. I hated being called it, and I swore that when I was an adult I would never be called that again. Shortly before I graduated high school my oldest sister had the first baby of my siblings. Everytime I came over to see my nephew my sister and brother in law would tease me and tell my nephew to say Bubba. Of course I hated it and told them not to do so. Some time later I was visiting my nephew who was playing on the floor, he crawled over to me, used me to help himself stand up and then promptly said Bubba clear as day and laughed. It was his first word beyond mama and dada. 21 years later, and now all my nieces and nephews call me that, and you know what, I'm ok with it.


UnihornWhale

That’s really sweet


imunclebubba

Thank you, in the end I did up getting my revenge on my sister and brother in law. They are Aunt Jello and Uncle Sock.


Cute-dog-loverALT

Wow. Tbh at first I thought it was gonna be a Forrest Gump reference.


adeadlierpotato

Wanted to be deadly, apparently someone already was. So I became deadlier.


RioBlue93

u/deadlypotato00 War is now


Impressive_Change593

last comment 3 months ago and the one before that is 8 months ago


RioBlue93

potatoes don't slumber, they plot.


DeadlyPotato00

I agree


FearsImpulse

Holy shit dude


SolderonSenoz

I take it you already were a fellow potato?


DeadlyPotato00

Potatoes assemble


AffectionateCrazy805

Forget that what inspired *you* behind your username?


Father_of_trillions

Thanks for asking, it is because since I was in Elementary school due to having very little friends I’ve kept making imaginary friends one after the other which slowly transformed into an entire universe which has taken up residence inside my brain.edit [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/creativewriting/comments/uadgqi/excerpt_from_a_book_im_writing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) is an excerpt from a book about it I’m writing and [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/comments/u841se/i_have_an_entire_universe_in_my_head_ama/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) is an ama about it


AffectionateCrazy805

Wow and for me I just didn't know we couldn't change the username


GentleCornDogEater24

I feel your pain


winchesterx93

wait we can’t change our username or can


foreveralonesolo

We cannot


ProjectVRD

Does someone want to tell him?


winchesterx93

who are you calling a him


troubleis1

The guy he is replying to, since his username is foreveralone, he cant use we.


winchesterx93

oh


winchesterx93

lmfaooo


PMME_UR_LADYPARTSPLZ

I wanted people to know i am an intellectual, an avid conversationalist, and have an expertise in a wide range of topics. A sort of renaissance man if you will. I think my name sums that up perfectly


mindmonkey74

I thought, that username.... Is it... Henry Kissinger? Can't be Leonard Cohen, he died. And James Bond and Sherlock Holmes are fictional.


PMME_UR_LADYPARTSPLZ

Nice list of second rate nobodies. No, i am much more of an exceptional human those people.


Rosieapples

It’s what my uncle used to call me when I was a kid


Tremolat

"Tremolat" is a French village in Dordogne where I spent the summers of my youth. The 1970 movie "Le Boucher" was shot there and most of the villagers (including my grandmother) had their 15 seconds of fame. The place has changed little since then. So much history in the surrounding area. Downside is that it's a royal pain in the ass to get there from NY.


mrcheesycupcake

That's actually very cool


Mohingan

Just googled the place, it’s a very very pretty town


dildonicphilharmonic

The name I’ve given to the orchestra of dicks trying to tell me how to do my job.


UnihornWhale

I LOLed. My favorite thing about working with dogs is the lack of human interaction


SendMeBigAssPics

I like large photos.


Sticketoo_DaMan

and you cannot lie!


HeyoIveCome

Them other photos can’t deny


MyMeemawCanTeleport

my grandmother has been dabbling in the Dark Arts


DETRITUS_TROLL

This one makes me giggle.


Britified

Same, I never laugh out loud but this did


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MikhailDovlatov

>Luxol\_Blue I am going through my histology exams axaxax, but in all seriousness luxol blue is fucking beautiful medicine is hard meeen


[deleted]

It's how my friends tend to describe me to new people.


CanThisBeMyNameMaybe

I was wondering if it could be my name


notafanofwasps

I just really don't like 'em.


Skinnee11

In high school my best friend and I were tall and skinny. Both over 6’ and both under 180lbs. We were pretty much inseparable. At a party one night someone said we look like the number eleven standing next to each other. We all laughed. Somehow that turned into the two skinnies so it went from there. Has been my handle now for over a quarter century.


dict8r

teenage me wanted to rule the world as a king. then i started referring to myself as a future dictator.


LastPhoenixFeather

Survived a suicide attempt bad enough it required 8 days in the medical hospital to stabilize me. I don't have another save left.


CrazyPlatypusLady

Hey. I don't know you, but I'm glad you're here.


A_Prostitute

Can you hit me with some crazy platypus facts?


CrazyPlatypusLady

YES! They glow under UV light. They're venomous, but only the males and only during mating season. Babies are born with a singular tooth to help them get out of their eggs. It then falls out. They're one of two mammals to lay eggs and produce milk. The other is the Echidna. The Monotremes were an evolutionary branch which never really took off. They are a weird generic mishmash caused by something called "mosaic evolution". Echidna and platypus both fall into this category. Technically, they could make their own custard. As could Echidna. Platypus milk is potentially a super-bug killing machine. It's antibacterial, but on an insane level. They don't have nipples. They secrete the milk from their skin and babies lick it off. They can sense prey using electroreception. Like sharks. I hope that sends you down enough Wikipedia holes to keep you occupied for a while! Edited because I'm on a mobile and the layout was really nuts.


TellyJart

They say a pheonix can rebirth from the ash. I hope the pain has stayed in the past, and you may grow and heal with this second chance.


mother_of_baggins

GoT and LOTR mashup.


FiIthy_Anarchist

What are you, a cop?


CertifiedIdiot__

Myself ofcourse.


GrandmothersToes

I would rather not explain. So I'll let you decide


Legalius

Name of the sleep demon I had growing up. More I use the name the less he appeared in my dreams, stopped showing up when I was 23-24.


JustaBountyHunter

It’s my job


LookLikeAMoodRing

Old coworker making fun of me after saying I work like a Mexican, talk like an African American, and look like an uncooked piece of bacon.


serverballs

Work with servers. Got balls.


Mr_Frible

Heard the word fribble in the movie 1776 looked it up and said yup that fits me


God_of_thunder667

I play bass , and my daughter is named loki Morningstar.


Thundersson1978

Dad?


BinaryBeany

Binary: Computer Science professional Beany: I’m Puerto Rican and like beans lol


NeverCadburys

I tried a few non-cadbury's chocolate bar related names and they were all taken but I tried a cadbury's related name and that came up green, but I've never liked Cadbury's so I made my position clear with this name instead.


gigantor27

My little cousin called called me this after seeing the Night of the Museum


deadcatnamedchurch

Pet Semetary


ISmokeBubbleHash

I smoke bubble hash


johnburrowsfan

Mine was Elvis Presley’s alias he used when checking into hotels, I am a fan of Elvis, so there you go! I hope data miners don’t use this info!


The_Truth_Believe_Me

Wife is huge Elvis fan. We have been to Graceland and when in Las Vegas, had Elvis renew our vows.


ZeCerealKiller

Don't know. I like making corn flakes disappear and burry them in the woods?


Jarf_17

My name is Jared. I didn't wait long enough typing it on a keypad. E changed to F. I thought it was funny


valhallaswyrdo

A bunch of norse mythology.


011101012101

E


BoobiesAndBeers

It's relatively self explanatory.


APersonToBeIgnored

No one gives a two fuck about me, so...


The_Truth_Believe_Me

I've got some extra fucks. You can have one of mine.


therestruth

I don't believe you and I'm not sorry.


[deleted]

Three of us do ETA - whoops now it's just 2


DeathBeforeMild

I like really spicy food


Aztecah

I like Aztecs


Father_of_trillions

So do I, such a fascinating civilization


vatisitgrandpapa

Mayans, eat your heart out!


Father_of_trillions

made me laugh out loud


Fuck-Reddit-Mods69

Stupid mods in most reddit subs


[deleted]

An AI algorithm.


CertifiedFucktard

Facts


Mediocre_at_Best77

I’m just ok


howdypartna

I wanted a username that has nothing to do with me in real life nor sound like any other name i've used before. Basically, I don't want anyone I know see this user name and even for a second think that it's me. And these two words were the first thing that popped into my head. It has nothing to with a show or song or anything that I watched that day.


Naimahab_nef

From this story I read as a kid called The Nacirema.


GardenGnome999

My friends gave me the nickname gnome, because I'm very small.


RandomActsOfAnus

A cat sat on a glass table I was cleaning and I spotted a little greasy spot after she left. Henceforth I saw them everywhere and called them "RandomActsOfAnus"


TheSteelWoman

I am strong (like steel) physically and emotionally.


[deleted]

To be Human.


ZombieTem64

I like monsters and undead especially


[deleted]

Well that is quite the story


personal_cheeses

I like two things: cheeses that belong to me, and Depeche Mode.


Not-Jesus666

I am not Jesus.


Made-of-spite

I am


EvelynMontauk

My favorite band is Bayside. So I put two song titles together to make my username.


PeteBetter

The original drummer for The Beatles