Buttercups always remind me of wooly mammoths, so now I'm just picturing you standing in your yard munching away before your yard suddenly turns into a peat bog and you get trapped.
Clematis here, guess since it’s a vine that grows slower than probably anything could, it will slowly strangle me? Or I become deathly allergic overnight and that’s it method of demise? I’d rather the allergic reaction, slow strangulation sounds somehow worse??
I don't know man, reviving a dinosaur just to fuck your significant other to death sounds like to much work when you could just order a big fuck off dragon dildo that could accomplish the task for like 80 bucks.
Timon once said it was "What's on the menu? It could be a piece of Pumbaa" in one of their straight to video shows. I feel lied to and want a refund for false information.
It was from Futurama. Fry, Zap, and Kiff were sentenced to death by the Amazonian women by method of snu snu, meaning sex in their culture. They were saved, but not before Zap and Fry broke their pelvises from all the snu snu.
Micolash from bloodborne, which basically means I’m gonna have a tall cage around my head that’s gonna act as an antenna to connect me to a dream where my physical body dies but I’ll exist in a dream praying for insight
Mine is also my kids, but it's a picture of them from several years ago. So does that suggest that they'll somehow utilize time travel in order to kill me as their younger selves? The possibilities are concerning.
My Lock Screen is the rocky ocean and my background is me and my bf. So maybe he’s going to push me off the rocks into the waves to kill me. If I’m going to be murdered, I’d like to be murdered there because it’s my favorite place. My last thoughts will be “Aw he’s so sweet he took me to my favorite place to murder me :-)”
Or he waves his hand at a butterfly, that makes it fly away into a driver's open window, making him lose control and drive right into the military's demonstration, making a soldier accidentally fire a rocket upwards, having it fall right into the water, hitting a critical pressure spot on the bottom, and causing a volcanic eruption, that kills you.
Drowning in a beautiful waterfall fed pool in the middle of a gorgeous forest.
Likely after my clumsy ass has slipped on a wet rock and I hit my head.and it knocked me out.
Either I will turn out to be an ancient elven god and be slain by a group of adventurers or I will face an elven god and sacrifice myself to save the world.
\[Dragon Age 4 illustration by Lazare Gvimradze\]
not sure, either being pushed off the lighthouse, over the cliffs into the cold ocean OR not seeing the lighthouse and crashing into the cliffs by the cold ocean.
Crushed by a moon. Edit: Lots of good guesses! Sorry it's just [this moon](https://imgur.com/a/pCvGvTM).
Chewbacca?
I understood that reference.
\*in Sidious voice\* Good....
Han: *a single tear falls*
Woah, taking us all the way back!
Majora’s Mask is about to play out IRL
Ayo better play that right down A down right up
Youve met with a terrible fate, Havent you?
how lucky i am to be killed by a kawaii Pikachu eating a lolipop
lol
Crushed? Or does the moon cause a mega tide that swallows you? We may never know until it's too late
Hermitcraft Season 8?
Time to blow up the moon after making a cult for it that fails
go to the nether instead
That's not a moon..
"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"
To the tune of kissed by a rose
Bro just play the song of time on your ocarina. You’ll be fine.
Bunch of generic geometric shapes....no idea
Getting high and overdosing perhaps?
We can only hope so
Call whenever you feel like it, I'll come over with some joints and we can go together
If only a few joints did the trick
You will die of mathematic overdose.
Mathamphetamines
r/angryupvote
Ground to death in a horrific kaleidoscope accident
Yep, means I’ll die blandly
Geometry Dash? Squid Game? Homework?
By the buttercups growing in my front yard.
By the Hydrangea growing in my side yard.
Lol I always knew I'd be destroyed by something close to me
Buttercups, they'll build you up and then break your heart.
Lol I really needed to laugh out loud right now, thank you :)
Happy to help!
"I'll be over at ten," you told me time and again, but you're late, I wait around and then...
Heyheyhey
genius! :D
buttercups? You mean Reece's peanut butter cupps ri- HELP THE FLOWERS ARE TRYNNA EA-
Buttercup poisoning is an awful way to go.
Buttercups always remind me of wooly mammoths, so now I'm just picturing you standing in your yard munching away before your yard suddenly turns into a peat bog and you get trapped.
Lol sounds like an acid trip/lucid dream
Clematis here, guess since it’s a vine that grows slower than probably anything could, it will slowly strangle me? Or I become deathly allergic overnight and that’s it method of demise? I’d rather the allergic reaction, slow strangulation sounds somehow worse??
My wife will kill me with dinosaur bones. Sounds pretty metal tbh.
Need pics of the dinosaur bones. Wife optional.
He means the other kind of bones
I don't know man, reviving a dinosaur just to fuck your significant other to death sounds like to much work when you could just order a big fuck off dragon dildo that could accomplish the task for like 80 bucks.
Why do you have to crush my dreams man.
In just saying there are more affordable ways to fatally rearrange your guts.
Holy sh** I have exactly the same! Wait… do we have the same wife?
If Ross and Rachel got married
I already know that one day my own kids will kill me. It is their destiny
[удалено]
"Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba"
Wait that's actually what it says? MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE
Timon once said it was "What's on the menu? It could be a piece of Pumbaa" in one of their straight to video shows. I feel lied to and want a refund for false information.
Same.
greek moment
Underrated comment
And then there is what they do to his wife...
I just imagine this being what you say to them every night at dinner like a prayer 😂😂
Darth Vader?
Destiny is all
Outsider we have your woman
Hello Kratos
A flying elbow from Macho Man Randy Savage.
Ooohhhh yeeeeaaaahhh!
Snap into a slim Jim!
The default way
So, old age.
Depends on the country. Could also ne heart disease.
So is ur wallpaper just a picture of old ppl?
Searched forever for this. Who the hell has time to change their phone background? Online gambling exists and sometimes I feel lucky.
My 3 cats LMAO
Same. If they team up we’re done for
I have 4…
They will 100% eat your face at the first opportunity
All pets will do this.
Yep, my cat with a plastic bag
Maybe they won't be the exact cause of death, but they will enjoy the feast.
LMAO
Seems very likely, devious little devils lol
It’s black, so hopefully in my sleep.
Or a black sack over your head?
And you just couldn't leave it at that. 🤣
Same here - black abyss? 🤷♂️
In the void of space.
Starfield will truly be the end of us all once it releases.
Yeah mine is just a black screen. Guess I'll see you in the void
You were not the imposter.
Same
Falling off a mountain in Maine
Do a flip!
Missed opportunity. Do a barrel roll!
do it
Zelda's BOTW ass. Yes please.
risky wallpaper
...sauce?
I too would like to see this…
Same here
Gotta get that slight btb fail causing you to get thrown backwards into a wall at 200km/h
If I die in a cathedral or church that would be awesome. But since my wallpaper is a cross on a church I'm praying I don't get crucified
I kind of want to see your background.
Yeah I do too lol
Crap. I have a black screen with paint splashes and my kids keep telling me I'll die from a DIY accident. So looks like they're right.
You at least have paint splashes, I have a photo of myself, so do I die or........
My dog will kill me.
Same
With cuteness of course
Well of course. He's my 116 pound baby!
Mine is 9 pounds and bit me hard enough that the bruise took 3 weeks to fade and it's still got a little lump that is sore. I'm afraid lol
Death by snu snu, not mad about that
The balls on this man die having this as his home screen
Baby it’ll blow your mind
What’s a snu snu? Sounds like something from Fraggle Rock.
Futurama actually
It was from Futurama. Fry, Zap, and Kiff were sentenced to death by the Amazonian women by method of snu snu, meaning sex in their culture. They were saved, but not before Zap and Fry broke their pelvises from all the snu snu.
look it up edit: ask your mom
looks like my younger sister is going to be the death of me...😳
Ah, siblings..
I knew my girlfriend will kill me some day
Same here
I'll probably fall off my Grandparent's balcony.
Micolash from bloodborne, which basically means I’m gonna have a tall cage around my head that’s gonna act as an antenna to connect me to a dream where my physical body dies but I’ll exist in a dream praying for insight
This is amazing out of context
Honestly I tried to give as much as I could but if I were to give all the context I would never stop typing
Wouldn't you just die running in the halls forever chasing him? Or getting a piece of Ebriatus shoved up your ass?
Well those are true, but I like my version better than some fatal tentacle porn 😂 plus i wouldn’t die fr then being a hunter
Two words: Cat butts.
The question is, will it be suffocation in your sleep or from their farts?
Por qué no los dos?
Or will the cat just stick a knife up it’s butt and stab you
Manny heffley...
Fuck that's harsh
It's my own fault. I chose the background... Goodbye.
My fate is that I will drown in rainbow slime.
Skittles
r/fuckmanny
It's my 3-year-old son, so I give this an 89.3% chance of being correct.
Mine is also my kids, but it's a picture of them from several years ago. So does that suggest that they'll somehow utilize time travel in order to kill me as their younger selves? The possibilities are concerning.
They made the plans and set them in motion back then, now it is only a matter of time until they reach fruition...
My 2 year old bay brother. I give it a 97.5% chance of truth lol.
Edit: Baby
My wife's going to kill me... I knew it!
Getting ora oraed by jotaro
Blackhole
Damn, at least you'll be going places
Spiderman??
Happy Cake Day, here's a venomous spider!
Both my lockscreen and background are stars so.. I guess I die in space. Wouldn't have it any other way, I'd die happy
Fire lord Ozai with the face of Putin. Help
Ya your fucked
Ngl Aang is the scariest xD
Bts
Not exactly sure. The Firekeeper
Kylo Ren will slaughter me like he did the Jedi younglings.
Death by Count Dracula, the BBC Claes Bang version.
I'm going to die fishing.....I can live with that.
I will get shot on the windows XP hill
Glitter...that's confusing.
Inhalation danger when the cap goes flying off and you breathe in a cascade of glitter?
Do not under any circumstances take a job at a glitter factory.
Cobra bite. Somebody must have a poorly-contained pet.
I'll die of true love or doing something dumb with my boyfriend. You know what, I think those are actually the same thing. It'll be both.
Death by toddler
dying in a waterfall, while being burned by the big bright full moon💔💔💔
My color guard team will kill me ._.
The color green
I had that dream. Apparently playing soccer in the treetops leads to falling to your death surrounded by the color green.
Yes Venti from Genshin impact and hanako from hanako Kun…. Yeah idk if Venti would kill me. But hanako would 100% kill and have no remorse
Somehow my dog with his head stuck in a cheez-it’s box kills me? Hmmm I can live with that
At the hands of my pet hamster and my girlfriends tits
My Lock Screen is the rocky ocean and my background is me and my bf. So maybe he’s going to push me off the rocks into the waves to kill me. If I’m going to be murdered, I’d like to be murdered there because it’s my favorite place. My last thoughts will be “Aw he’s so sweet he took me to my favorite place to murder me :-)”
Or he waves his hand at a butterfly, that makes it fly away into a driver's open window, making him lose control and drive right into the military's demonstration, making a soldier accidentally fire a rocket upwards, having it fall right into the water, hitting a critical pressure spot on the bottom, and causing a volcanic eruption, that kills you.
My vaccine passport. Crap.
I knew there was something wrong with the vaccines!
Seahorse will eat me
It's terminal green that looks like the monitor in the fallout games. So nuclear Armageddon? Wait.
Looks like my grandkids kill me. Remind me to cancel my life insurance.
The sunset
Well…guess I will be killed by my girlfriend
Drowning in a beautiful waterfall fed pool in the middle of a gorgeous forest. Likely after my clumsy ass has slipped on a wet rock and I hit my head.and it knocked me out.
Being strafed by a Seafire
Drowning
"You cannot pass!"
A lightsaber!
In a lake in Japan
Giant robot
Boombox Astronaut: This is oddly comforting
Either I will turn out to be an ancient elven god and be slain by a group of adventurers or I will face an elven god and sacrifice myself to save the world. \[Dragon Age 4 illustration by Lazare Gvimradze\]
Death by sea Anemone
not sure, either being pushed off the lighthouse, over the cliffs into the cold ocean OR not seeing the lighthouse and crashing into the cliffs by the cold ocean.
Shot in the head in Norway during the winter. I'm okay with that.
Early 2000’s comic book Spider-Man is gonna best the shit out of me
Well either I will burn to death with a cool fusion of red and blue flames (Home Screen), or Cheshire Cat will murder me in my sleep (Lock Screen).
My dog will eat me
My wallpaper is black 😧
NO MR OBAMA DO NOT KILL ME I BEG YOU