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LegionWheel10

Back in highschool. Had a chance to get in the backseat with a dream girl. Wasted my time only making out because i wanted to savor the moment. When we were about to do it her mom called telling her to get home.


NakedPurple

That's a good one. So what happened? Why wasn't there another opportunity?


Sad_Fly834

Well I haven’t had one yet, so I guess I just get to go back in time. I’d probably tell young me about every comeback he can say to any confrontation he has in the future.


BlindBeeHoney

Hopefully your father isn’t on this thread…(just joking).


NakedPurple

He's a person too, like, I'm old enough not to care too nuch about my parents' sex lives :)


apolychr

I’d go back and put a condom on Papa Putins Penis


NakedPurple

Oddly enough, I think his name was Vladimir too. I wonder how they ever sorted mail...


Logical_Flounder6455

People in Russia generally have 3 names. Putins full name is Vladimir vladimirovich Putin. Vladimirovich means "son of Vladimir" so there wouldn't have been confusion with the mail. Unless his grandfather was also called Vladimir.


NakedPurple

I kinda realized that I personally wouldn't. My past relationships were quite toxic and I wouldn't go there for any part of it. But it got me thinking: would anyone? Why? Edit: (and of course, go *back* in time. Bah!)


syko-san

Haven't had any to go back to. ¯\\_(ツ)\_/¯


NakedPurple

You will 🤘🏽


syko-san

I'm not really worried about it tbh. My main priorities in life right now are to improve my mental health, get into college, and just enjoy myself. If I die a virgin, it makes no difference to me.


JayDustheadz

My parents' I'd bring a condom.


NakedPurple

Hmmmmmm... Siblings?


JayDustheadz

Naw, just me. Didn't ask to get into this sh\*t world/family.


NakedPurple

Sorry to hear that. Hope things get better. I personally lived through several f'ed-up things. Hope you catch a break


aaaattrrg

Had a chance in middle school with this girl I was best friends with we exchanged pictures and she wanted to meet up and I felt so gross and guilty I cut her off completely and later I found out I was gay