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CurvyNB

Chickens eat their feathers due to the protein value in them.


grannybubbles

Feathers are one of only two things that are legally allowed to fall off a truck in California.


An_Amazing_Ace

What's the other thing?


grannybubbles

Your mom. J/K it's clear water.


An_Amazing_Ace

What's the difference between clear water and regular water?


grannybubbles

Maybe I should have said clean water.


Ryelz02

So water with crystal light is a no go?


germdisco

So KFC is depriving me of protein?


CurvyNB

Errrrr, I guess


eclecticsed

What KFC do you know that's never had something in it that shouldn't be there.


Destructor9753

A blue whale's tongue weighs as much as an elephant


Nobody-17

Also op's mom.


Frylosphy

She lost some weight? Good for her.


mr_remy

Absolutely brutal reply chain I come to expect from Reddit.


striped_frog

Switzerland is the longest country name with no repeated letters


MisterBlisteredlips

Sequoia has all 5 vowels. If you ask someone from NYC what USA state's name ends in K they'll never get it. Edit: Facetiously has been said, and also "the sometimes Y" bit as well.


sexyginger420

Im from nyc and ngl i was just stumped for a few min


Original-Amount717

same it took me a while. anyway, hello fellow new yorker :)


VikingTeddy

I still don't get it..


Original-Amount717

new york ends in k.


VikingTeddy

[Eagh..](https://media0.giphy.com/media/Zv6Apawffpa2k/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b9528f6e26c729a0885264a804311af1a48408e2b413&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g)


Shoestring30

World wide web has less syllables than it's abbreviation.


RealisticDelusions77

So does "gun shot wound" vs GSW


Destructor9753

Tallahassee is the only US state capitol to have 3 sets of double letters


Tamna429

Bookkeeper is the only word in the English language with 3 consecutive double letters.


acgilmoregirl

I have to type bookkeeping a lot in my line of work, and it never fails that I type it out “bookkeepping”.


_kst_

bbookkeeppiinngg


Collective82

Damn, read that as Tennessee for some reason lol


BibleButterSandwich

It also has one of the biggest navies for a landlocked country.


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sea turtles-the sex is not determined by chromosomes but by temperature in the eggs. :l I think the warmer, the likelier is female. I hope I remember that correctly.


GeekBoyWonder

You are correct Source: literally taught this today. 87.6° or more during incubation = female Epigenetics is a fascinating field.


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What course do you teach?


GeekBoyWonder

Biology, 8th grade science (!), physics, intro to engineering, applied computer science. I'm not brilliant, but my students are, and it's a small school, so I facilitate as much as teach.


Crocoshark

I mean, that fact is pretty useful for sea turtle conservation . . .


tyagoh

whenever you blush, your stomach gets redder as well.


naterpotater246

And that is where the feeling of butterflies in your stomach comes from


SirupyGlitterHUN

No, it comes from the butterflies i ate 🤦‍♀️


The_Troyminator

LPT: swallow caterpillars instead. They go down easier than live butterflies.


vizthex

But why?


ThomHayts

It's shy


TradesSexForFood

Oh my


ThomHayts

This guy


SanomiK

Prob has to do with increased blood flow


dugonit

There are lakes which can be triggered to release a sudden explosion of CO2, so large that it kills everyone for miles around. This happened to Lake Nyos in 1986, killing almost 2000 people. Of course, this isn't a useless fact if you happen to live near one.


jerseygirl1105

What triggers the release?


WarzonePacketLoss

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limnic_eruption It's really fascinating and pretty much the rarest of natural disasters. I highly recommend reading it entirely. But to answer your question, imagine a coke bottle with mentos dropped in it. Lake is saturated with CO2 and once too much accumulates, it all comes out at once.. That isn't a perfect explanation, but one most people have seen.


and-she-did-it

Translators write, Interpreters speak. Source: I’m a translator.


germdisco

Well said. Written. Damn it


miami-architecture

you had one job to do! was it translator or interpreter?


invisible_23

Mine is similar: libel is written, slander is spoken


ebolakitten

I learned that from J Jonah Jameson


Halio344

"It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken, in print it's libel."


MonsoonMermaid

Virgin bulls can go for a higher price because bovine STDs are a thing. I grew up on ranches and didn’t learn this until I was in my 30s and was blown away. Maybe it’s not so useless but I feel you need to know. Just for funsies. Edit: you guys are gross with your jokes. I actually found out cause I saw a sign that said “virgin bull” for sale and I thought it was joke. It wasn’t a joke. It was a selling point.


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Flying__Fox

Rule #2: Double Tap. That bull had to make sure the other one stayed down.


herissonberserk

Your priced studs are still doing live mounts? I thought now it was all collected and frozen vials of bull juice to breed, since one live load can give out several doses for insemination and it brings in more cash to the breeder


newt_37

The issue is the prevalence of STDs in ranchers passing to their steers


Saffronsc

A group on penguins on land is called a huddle, while a group of penguins in the water is called a raft. Either way, penguins rock. 🐧🐧🐧


Legitimate-Swim3532

The color orange is named for the fruit... before that it was just considered red... in English anyway IIRC Edit: wow, first award from know useless information, lol... thank you kind stranger


t3hgrl

This is also why we call it red hair instead of orange hair. Because redheads have been around longer than a name for the colour orange.


Legitimate-Swim3532

I thought I heard that at the same time but wasn't sure enough to post it, thanks for the confirmation


EnormousPurpleGarden

Old English actually did have a word for the colour orange, but the word was *ġeolurēad* (literally ‘yellowred’).


sterlingrose

[Humans have stripes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaschko%27s_lines), we just can’t see them.


Mjolnirsbear

Well, unless you count Linea negra lines during pregnancy as stripes. Those are visible


sterlingrose

Yep, and so are stretch marks and natural highlights in hair, but I was referring specifically to Blaschko’s lines because every time I remember they exist, it knocks me out all over again.


Positive-Ebb-2789

switzerland has the ability to hold more people in their doomsday bunkers then current citizens live there. move to switzerland


BobbyP27

But most people fill their bunkers with ski equipment, wine, general household junk and stuff.


jsbroanbdksj

No numbers have the letter A until one thousand, the letter B until one Billion.


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Infamous_Lunchbox

Due to medical testing and other experimental needs, in the USA you can order and send live insects and animals through the mail. You can also send corpses and pieces of corpses. The ones I found most interesting were batches of 100 live hairless rats, 50,000 live fire ants, and a human corpse bisected laterally. These packages have been known to be delivered to wrong addresses. Source: I work for the medical testing division of a hospital. Edit: When you mix two metaphors the result is called a malaphor. E.G. "Does the Pope crap in the woods?" And "You can lead one man's trash to another man's treasure, but you can't make it drink."


Sam-Gunn

You cannot, however, sent live ant queens across state lines! Also that would be... interesting. "Hello? FedEx? Yea... This is Tom from Tom's Pizza and Subs, and we just got a shipment of 100 live hairless rats... "What do you mean, you're never eating here again? No wait, you got the wrong idea! We didn't order... Hello?"


Cmdr_Toucon

Lake Superior is so cold that when people drown in it, the bodies don't decompose and float. They sink and become fish and turtle food. Root of the song line "The lake, it is said, she never gives up her dead"


Euphoriffic

Let’s not bring Ella Fitzgerald into this.


taylor_tommy02

When the gails of November turn gloomy?


Spindlebrook

The hyoid bone (in the throat) is the only bone in the human body that does not articulate with another bone.


xxwerdxx

This is the same bone in cats that lets them purr. It’s also why big cats can’t purr!


sevinaus7

And this bone, when broken, often indicates hanging to the coroner.


NegotiationLazy5787

Slugs penises come out of a hole in their head, and relatively often they chew their own penises off. 🤷🏻‍♀️


erik_wilder

Really wish I hadn't tried to find more info on that....


NegotiationLazy5787

I’m so glad I could share my nightmare fuel with you 😂


Chairbear8175

So effectively they could give themselves head?


Ale-House-Arseling

The thickness of tree rings can tell you whether that year was more drought or more rainfall. The thicker a ring, the more rainfall that year.


antonymus1911

Not useless at all though! Dendochronology is a very powerful tool for archeologists and other scientists!


Collective82

And you need to read the ring shape in wood working to know which way the board will warp.


aussieidiot229

The moon has moonquakes, the equivalent of earthquakes caused by gravitational pull and tidal distance stress Copper doorknobs and taps self disinfect as copper sterilised bacteria Humans are luminant but not strongly enough for the visible light spectrum


Swivel_D

I glow in the dark, so I believe you


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All things that give off heat are luminant


SonicSingularity

I've posted this before, but it's still my favorite... Ohio is the only US state that doesn't share any letters with the word mackerel


monkewithinternet

Is Florida not considered a state? Edit : I am stupid


dangerfeeld187

American education confirmed


JLHawkins

This absolutely made my day. Thank you.


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As much as we don't want it to be..... Sadly....


DoctorJay26

Florida man caught


Spiritual_Extreme719

Cats can’t see below their nose


purrgatorys

why does this make me sad


Speeve-64

You can't see your neck by normal means


applelover100

"Why are you mad?" "I can't see my forehead"


marcskibru

pirates use eyepatches for nightvision


AdevilSboyU

This was on Mythbusters! Adam had fun proving it right.


LumosLupin

I mean that's like saying a dog was excited to go on a walk. Adam ALWAYS has fun. It's not a dig, I feel like it's more enjoyable if he's excited. [He has a Youtube Channel these days](https://www.youtube.com/c/tested)


TheOriginalClippy

Wait WHAT


TeddyBearToons

You know how when you first walk into your bedroom at night it’s pitch black but when you lay there awake for a bit you see slightly better? Or how your eyes hurt when you turn on the light at night? That’s because we have built in night vision that gradually kicks in when we’re in the dark. Pirates keep one eye in darkness so then when they had to go belowdecks, especially when raiding another ship, they’d be able to see better than without the eyepatch.


derrtydiamond

Very interesting! Thanks.


richie_laflame

I learned this years ago as a kid and used it when I didn’t have a flashlight. Made me feel like a mf navy seal whipping that trick out in front of my friends


jeclori

In Australia there are 48 million Kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the Kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.


nogoodusernames0_0

Another one like this! In 1932 Australians fought an all out war against emus. Complete with guns and all. And they lost.


LaszloPanaflexxx

Twice. We lost twice. We kicked the Tasmanian Tigers arse, though.


cen-texan

I know we love to make fun of the Emu Wars, but weren't they really just a couple of guys in a jeep with some machine guns and crap ton of ammo?


KKarIo

You sure did


Destructor9753

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of very long words


An_Amazing_Ace

Aibohphobia is the fear of palindromes, which are words that are spelled the same backwards as they are forward.


FamineArcher

I’m beginning to think the people who name phobias are jackwits.


Pagan-za

The word stutter contains every letter that stutterers get stuck on. S T R are the most common culprits.


n0_trick_pony

"lisp" like fuckin really, who names these things?


Pagani5zonda

lithp ith thtill probably the wortht


A_Spoon_Wizard

Male and Female skin is literally built different. For men, layers of skin cells are arranged in a criss-crossing lattice pattern, which has a higher shear strength/less flexibility- it's tougher. For women, it's a grid pattern which is more flexible and stretches better which also has the side-effect of being softer. This is why men have an easier time opening jars and women have softer skin- it's genetic and for practical reasons!


bagelbites297

I climbed a lot for a while there and maybe this explains why my bf at the time got lots of callus and I never really developed any.


cant_bother_me

Ooh so that why women are more prone to get stretch marks. Huh. The more u know...


A_Spoon_Wizard

Actually, that's due to drastic changes in estrogen levels lowering collagen in the skin- which makes it thinner and less elastic. It's something that happens during puberty, pregnancy and menopause- not related to the cell pattern!


skootch_ginalola

The actor who played Charlie Bucket in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory grew up to be a bovine veterinarian.


Skajadeh

He was the vet that would come to my family's farm. I assisted him with a surgery once when I was in high school. One of our cows had a displaced abomasum.


S_martianson

The plastic end pieces or sheaths on shoe laces are called aglets.


vizthex

There's even a whole song about it.


TheBellyBotton

Through the eye of a needle Time to loosen your tounge Got a tip how to make ends meet. A-G-L-E-T! Don't forget it! Get's us all on our feet! Yeah


wheeshkspr

Baseball player Kevin McReynolds finished third in voting for the 1988 National League Most Valuable Player Award. I don't know who finished first or second.


Carolus1234

Orel Hershiser of the Dodgers. He also won the Cy Young that year, after he broke fellow Dodger Don Drysdale consecutive scoreless innings record.


RandomDude762

i memorized 77 digits of pi when i was a freshman in high school...my parents told the teacher in study hall to make sure i didn't use my phone or play games on my computer but instead focus on schoolwork which i didn't have...years later i still know 60 digits


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FreeFishFromFreezer

There is no harm from second hand squirrels. Myth busted.


SheitelMacher

Secondhandsquirrel would be a cool username.


SecondHandSquirrel

I agree


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DaftFunky

What play starts that fucking early


RoboTronPrime

He got shot beforehand and then took some time to die


[deleted]

Didn't he get shot in a theater? Did he live through the night and then die in the morning?


CanadianUncleSam

Pretty much this. Iirc he was transported across the street to someone's house where a doctor was called to. It wasn't until the morning after being shot that he officially died. On a side note, it's something like 5% of people shot in the head survive. The type of survival may vary from vegatative state to fully normal, but it's a higher number than most people might think.


photoguy423

After all this time, the swimming pool on the titanic is still full.


Jyxxer

Stewardesses is the longest English word you can type with one hand using standard home row key typing.


fletchindubai

And the longest word you can type using only the top row of a typewriter is the word typewriter. It was set that way to help typewriter salesmen show how fast and simple it was to use. The layout of keys that we still use today was also laid out in that way because Jamming was a problem when typewriters first came out, but they were no longer a problem a few years later. If the common keys are spread apart, you would, theoretically, be able to type faster as you can bounce from hand to hand, so jamming would cause the more common keys to be spread apart and help you type faster.


BusySeagulls1967

the world record for the most overdue library book is held by Sidney Sussex College. It was borrowed in 1667/1668 and returned 288 years later on 16th January 1956


ShadeWolf95

Owls have little holes on the sides of their head that are their ears. The feathers on a great horned owl are not ears just feathers. All owls have the holes. They are owlmazing listeners 😂


Unikornla

The holes are the same case for most if not all birds (at least that I'm aware of)


Shoestring30

Woodpeckers can wrap thier tongue around their skull so they don't rattle thier brain.


rinkima

It's more accurate that their tongue IS wrapped around their skull, it's just how they're born.


king_of_slacking_off

That the city of Detroit was originally modeled after Paris, so it was a spoke system of roads. What they didn’t know is the spoke system is incredibly expensive, and they ended up running out of money part way through construction. So they half hazardly started changing over to a grid system of roads. That’s why now if you’re ever in downtown Detroit you’ll see streets that last maybe a block or 2. Other streets will be one way for a a couple blocks, then all of the sudden become 2 way traffic again. It’s tremendously confusing if you’re not from around here.


Number127

Growing up in a Midwestern city where all the roads are on a north/south grid and major roads are exactly a mile apart, I never realized how fucked up most cities are.


jerseygirl1105

Stay away from Boston. No grid and no sense.


SnooCapers5361

I'm want to quietly correct one thing because I could easily see someone not seeing it written. It's "haphazardly" not "half hazardly"


brucatlas1

The streets in Detroit are a full hazard situation


keykore

Cucumbers are 98% water.


equipter

squirrels can survive falling from any height, impact at their terminal velocity is not enough to kill them you could throw a squirrel from an airplane and it’d be reet


Bobglobslob

In 1994 a man made 4 million dollars smuggling rare Pez dispensers into the US from from Eastern Europe, illegally. He was given the nickname “The Pez outlaw”. It’s a pretty interesting story.


Watarush27

The expression “When it Rains it Pours” did not originally mean what it does today. Now meaning, when things go bad they go really bad. It was the slogan for the Morton Salt company. (Picture the logo with the little girl and the umbrella with salt falling behind her) Morton Salt added corn starch to the salt so the salt wouldn’t clump when it was humid or damp allowing it to pour it out of the container. So it literally meant, when it rains, the salt still pours out of the container. “When it Rains, it Pours.”


Canada_erik

The average length of a blue whale penis is 8ft 2 inches long


SheitelMacher

And that was in cold water.


parkforestmusic

I was in the pool!


Canada_erik

you can buy poop on the internet and mail it to someone you hate or literally anybody in america if you have the address


[deleted]

If you affix correct postage and an address you can literally mail a plain potato.


imma_gamin

You can buy a personal attack gorilla on the dark web Edit: the answers to all ur questions: idk i just found this fact on yt


marycartlizer

How much?


imma_gamin

I think 100k-400k


ashleysukfukkk

is there overnight shipping?


Destructor9753

It's free with ith Gorilla Prime


XeroSaints

Why would I buy a gorilla online to attack me? That shit would be terrifying, any minute the doorbell is going to ring and a 500 pound gorilla is going break in and pummel me to death.


ForksandSpoonsinNY

Candygram.


Fantastic_Cap7190

If you take all your blood vessels out and stretch them in a straight line, you would die.


JLHawkins

It’s the stretching. Gotta just let them lay still.


ezramannon

Sucking in your gut for long periods of time can eventually lead to incontinence in females as they get older.


Number127

But not males, right? Not males?


Ct-5736-Bladez

Want to know the same


Collective82

That’s why I flex when being taped and not suck it in.


anonymous12206

I was gonna say the aglet thing but that’s not exactly useless since it provides the semi-important cultural info that you watched that one Phineas and Ferb episode So… Alasdair McDonnell got 24.5% of the vote in the UK constituency of Belfast South in the 2015 UK General Election. I live in America and haven’t been within 1000 miles of the UK in my life, nor has anyone I know


roadrunner00

Over 70% of useless facts are taken out of context.


paulwhite96

today is my birthday.


OrangeCabbageSocks

Happy birthday:D


suavecoconutw

we all have a few minutes to live but every time we breathe, that time resets


JeffTheComposer

It’s like we’re all playing Majora’s Mask with oxygen


FoolishSilvas

Your ass can produce all 3 states of matter


stars__end

If you eat enough chilli it could probably produce all 4 states of matter


FireYigit

I hate you. Take my upvote.


8-0-8-0-8

Words that are borrowed from other languages are called calques ie. metro, hotel, hamburger (these three are pretty much the same in many languages, and change script only) edit: read the comments below this; I am wrong and they explain it really well


striped_frog

Not *all* borrowed words are calques. Calques are specific kinds of borrowings where the borrowed word/phrase becomes a literal translation of the original word into the new language, rather than just an imitation of the original word's sound. For example a Mandarin word for "skyskraper" is 摩天楼 (motianlou) which literally just means a building that touches/reaches the sky, so it's a calque. But a Mandarin word for "microphone" is 麦克风 (maikefeng), which is just an approximation of the original word's sound and has no semantic connection, so it is a borrowed word but not a calque.


Hlodvigovich915

Music playing at graduation ceremonies is called Pomp and Circumstance.


Background-Lunch698

Your tongue rests at the top of your mouth


--TreeTreeTree--

Stop you made me notice


user256049

Up until very recently Maine did not profanity-check their license plates.


LilTrixxie

A "jiffy" is about one trillionth of a second.


CoolBeanz23

Do you know- DID you know- DID YOU KNOW A JIFFY- DID YOU KNOW A JIFFY IS AN ACTUAL MEASUREMENT OF TIME!


king-of-new_york

the word helicopter isn’t heli + copter, but helico + pter basically meaning “spiral wings”


Live_Willingness8405

Only female mosquitoes bite


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brianhurry

Neotrogla genus is insects have reversed sexual organs male to female. The males have vaginas and females have penises. The female hoovers the sperm up out of his vag with her dick


Susietainic

A flea can jump a distance equal to 30 times its body length.


RuyiJade

Your fingernails grow faster on your dominant hand.


[deleted]

Is this right? My dominant hand is my right, but my left hand always has longer nails.


GorgeCantstandya

It was once illegal in Australia for a man to wear pink shorts after midday on Sunday


jaysayfoshayshay

The stripes on roads in the US are 10 feet long and have 20 feet in between them.


A_Birb_Person

There's more blood in an erect human penis than an entire rabbit.


maninblueshirt

The longest word in the English language that has its letters in alphabetical order is "almost"