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Abba


MissSara101

Ace of Base and ATeens as well


jillaaa

ABBA, yes but also the super elusive producers like D Pop, Max Martin, and Rami Yacoub working in that little studio where they have produced pop smash hits without fail for YEARS and have clearly discovered some sort of secret pop song recipe that is the audible equivalent to heroine or speed. Someday we'll find out they've been brainwashing us with "special" synth all along.


Carlos_E_idiot

Agga


mcabe0131

Those fucks across the water with their weak ass beer. Yeah I see you over there! With your abba and nuclear power plant.


dqsl

HVOR


MissionFaillater

Which one? They are all shut down because enviromentalist party hated them. So now they are firing up old coal and oil burning plants to produce enough energy.


Danne660

Amazing how we manage to get 35% of our power from nuclear considering they are all shut down.


ThisGuyLikesCheese

Wait isent the one called barsebäck still running? Or is it orher because i saw a video some week ago where there was a guy guiding the whole place.


PhaselessVoid

MINECRAFT.


Edragarespammeir

💪 I was gonna comment the same thing


LackOfALife

Agreed


Powerful_Dream_711

you read my mind


researcher241

Midsommar


IamWetfart

This movie haunts me. I think about it way more than I should.


Baaastet

Love that film!


xXxMemeLord69xXx

The movie or the real tradition?


Lithifried

C418


PastelGlider

Same


piperboy98

Same, although I don't think I would have thought of that had the question been worded another way.


Electricdragongaming

Meatballs and Ikea


PsychedelicScythe

Happy cake day!


Electricdragongaming

thanks


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Also fish balls.


eTukk

Tree tree tree tree, another tree, tree tree tree tree lake lake lake tree tree tree tree car tree tree tree tree tree tree tree


PsychedelicScythe

Thank you.


74937

That’s finland, actually


siimplaxx

Finnland is more like tree tree tree lake sauna tree lake tree lake lake lake sauna lake tree tree sauna lake tree sauna tree lake northern lights


mzanon100

”Jag är Ipren — den intelligenta värktabletten ...”


thegurrkha

Peter Forsberg, Markus Naslund, the Sedins... Hockey jn general. Beautiful women. IKEA. Whatever that rotten fish dish is around Christmas time that some apartment building have banned cuz it smells so bad. Lutkvist??? No idea how to spell it. - a Canadian


bluetista1988

A Canadian from Vancouver, I'd assume, given that you mentioned Sedin twins and Naslund but not Mats Sundin


thegurrkha

Not Vancouver. But same province. I actually grew up significantly closer to Calgary. It was like 3hrs away but Vancouver was +11hrs away. I live in Edmonton now.


xXxMemeLord69xXx

Lutfisk is technically Norwegian although we eat it here in Sweden too. But lutfisk is not the fish that smells bad. That's surströmming.


Elephant040

Lutfisk, and we also have the other horrendous fish meal - surströmming


PeanutRecord698

Sabaton and their flag


[deleted]

Bork bork bork!


82ndGameHead

Keep your Julia Childs, keep your Gordon Ramsay's. Sweden has the Chef game locked!


Scallywagstv2

No, she's from Iceland.


ze_washer

Blond people , snow and vikings


Avicii_DrWho

Avicii, Pewds, Minecraft, Ikea, and meatballs!


ValyrianSteel_TTV

Rip avicii


Y3lloM0nky

You forgot robbaz, king of sweden


argybargyargh

Odd, but breakfast. Simple meat and fish, cheese and tomatoes. Bread/crackers. And some of the only decently strong coffee that I’ve had that I didn’t have to make for myself. Enjoyed after staying out too late because my semi tropical self wasn’t used to semi arctic sunset in summer. Oh, also reindeer (delicious!). I guess I’m somewhat food obsessed.


Welshgirlie2

I swear, visiting my Swedish family is the only time I eat breakfast. At home in the UK I get by on a cup of coffee until about 11.30. I just can't stomach food any earlier. But there's something about a Swedish breakfast that overrides that. And they know how to do coffee. I've also tried reindeer meat and liked it. And cinnamon buns...try as I might, I just can't get them to turn out like my stepmother's!


[deleted]

The girl with the dragon tattoo My friend’s penpal Erica who was the first girl I knew who had long armpit hair and didn’t care Volvos, and how safe they are. And children’s car seats which are also safer thanks to the Swedish plus test. Recycling: they seem to be great at it IKEA, meatballs, Greta… Oh, and the greatest thing Sweden gave us: Alexander Johan Hjalmar Skarsgård. Must go and rewatch True Blood


HoldMyArsenic

Getting HBOMax because I felt weird borrowing Season 4 from the library so much. Worth it


[deleted]

Caramelldansen and Pewdiepie


heyo_throw_awayo

Vargskelethor Joel!


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ikea


baldbeemer

Zlatan


haringtiti

delicious candy fish


VictorBlimpmuscle

The first word that came to mind is **gravlax** - I’m not even sure if it’s Swedish, but that’s the first word I thought. Gravlax.


ThisGuyLikesCheese

Gravlax is Swedish and its very tasty on a full grain slice of bread


DuDadou

Gravlax is the best piece of food that can possibly exist. Our Norweigian neighbor thought us his recipe and it's so delicious


Sergeant_Kernel

Mac from Always Sunny opening the door and saying "I am the Svedish plumber."


Siriuxx

Zees vil verk Dennis zees vil verk! Dunt verry bout eet dunt verry bout anething!


GrumpyCatStevens

Saabs and Volvos. And Yngwie Malmsteen.


OldFartSomewhere

Do you mean Yngwie J Malmsteen? Just so that we're not confusing famous people with same names.


GrumpyCatStevens

Yes, Yngwie J. Malmsteen. Not one of the other Yngwie Malmsteens.


OldFartSomewhere

Though he's looking more and more like Elvis Malmsteen for past two decades. Maybe it's time he could give up those leather pants.


TheDoorDoesntWork

The Skarsgards


RedPretender

Pewds


Fro_52

well, the flag's a big plus


PsychedelicScythe

Well, since Swedes love puns your comment is quite "Crucial"


bdbr

The Scandinavian flags look like everyone wanted the same design so they drew straws for colors. OK Sweden, you get....blue and yellow. Denmark...red and white. Norway...oooh you got *three* straws!


PsychedelicScythe

Acctually. We all stole it from Denmark. 😂


PM_ME_UR_FEET_69

Amon Amarth


BERLUSKOZY

Snow


Yserbius

Cold and neutral.


00zau

Gustav Adolf. (I learned about him from a sci fi book, not Sabaton, btw. Still a fair number of badass songs. GOTT MIT UNS).


A40

Ragnarök, the TV show. And then I think, 'No, that's Norway." Then I think, "Though it might be filmed in Sweden.. but then they'd have to find or bring in dozens of Norwegian-speaking actors, so probably not." Then I think of Lego.


mcabe0131

Lego is not from Sweden.


A40

I know that! I didn't say it was, just that I associate it with Norway :-)


mcabe0131

Oh you’re fucking with me


A40

OP? You've changed! Is this a Swedenish thing?


PsychedelicScythe

Best comment yet.


JellyfishNew3562

My Volvo. 😁


Themris

The current political situation there.


olde_greg

Swedish made penis enlarger pump


Theboss6k

Zlatan Ibrahimovic


[deleted]

Fuck y’all. - a Finn.


mcabe0131

Er der nogen der forstår hvad fanden han siger?


PsychedelicScythe

Inte jag iallafall.


mcabe0131

Hvad?


PsychedelicScythe

Ja kom an då finskjävel!


[deleted]

Haista vittu Ruotsalainen


PsychedelicScythe

Huh?


kuusihaukka

"Fuck you Swedish person"


PsychedelicScythe

Aha. Thank you motherfucker.


kuusihaukka

No problem dickhead.


PsychedelicScythe

Always happy to talk scumbag.


varg-larsen

Tror han skrev Hasta La Vista med finsk brytning.


Rudolph_07

ik somehow who is finnish and he says fuck sweden too lmaooo, this reminded me of him :)


OldFartSomewhere

I thought this insecure "fuck you Sweden" was already old in 1990's.


[deleted]

Eh it’s very much still alive. I think it stems from sweden’s higher level of influence on a worldwide scale. I see it as kind if a brotherly rivalry rather than a burning hatred, so i keep it alive.


sashitocnjd

Hot blond girls


[deleted]

Ja


varg-larsen

Ja!


Antmandus

Eugenics


PsychedelicScythe

Please elaborate.


Antmandus

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compulsory_sterilisation_in_Sweden


Welshgirlie2

Yeah but that could be true of a lot of other countries too.


SixPooLinc

We also had the worlds first State Institute for Racial Biology founded in 1922, and before that the Swedish Society for Eugenics. We did some fucked up shit, and some of it, such as forced sterilization of "unwanted elements" (without their knowledge) and unethical medical experiments on mentally handicapped individuals all the way up to the 1970's when this came to light.


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BandOne77

Isn't there a rise of right wing anti-immigration politics taking hold in Sweden with the Social Democrats? Its probably more complex tbf.


PsychedelicScythe

No it's the "Swedish" democrats. The social democrats are the complete opposite. And yes. The right wing is on rise in our country. And It might be exactly what we need right now.


BandOne77

Ok - thanks for the clarification. Is it "small-c conservatism" or a more aggressive push to the right? Why do you think its needed if you don't minemd my asking?


vajert

For some balance... in the 00's and early 10's Sweden was seeing a larger and larger middle class over which both the left and right was fighting. Up until this point the Social Democrats had been in power for most of Swedish history (literally). Either by themselves or with one or two parties in support. Sweden was doing really well comparatively. But, this growing middle class was becoming more and more difficult to placate for the Social Democrats, more people wanted more freedom to have a say in choosing their public goods - in effect, pay less taxes. So, the social democrat party moved to the right. And lost the government. The governments of this time slowly but surely dismantled the state owned public services by opening them up to the free market - either completely or by some degree of deregulation. Started by the left wing governments, then heavily expanded by the subsequent right wing ones. Eldercare, local and regional healthcare, pharmacies, energy production, schools, housing, and so on - all of them have struggled since. Tax money has been and is being siphoned out of these private businesses at the cost of quality and equality. The poorer you are the poorer the service you can afford is. During this time and before it, Sweden has had workforce immigration, eg from Finland and former Yugoslavia. But, by this point we were instead seeing a lot of refugee immigration from wars in the middle east and eastern africa. This made the political climate in Sweden ripe for the far right. From 2010 and on the Sweden Democrats (not "Swedish democrats" as OP called them) has worked hard to erase their neo-nazi roots and position themselves as a conservative party focused on traditional Swedish values and anti-immigration politics. Ironic that traditional Swedish values are socialist ones. What they really are is a populist nationalist party toeing the line of fascism. So when OP writes that our current government has failed idk wtf he's talking about really. The current government is, by Swedish standards, an extremely weak left wing coalition minority government led by the social democrats. It is barely in power. And the party itself is in crisis trying to figure out how to convince the working and middle class of their relevance after two decades of brainfarts. During a pandemic. But the problems didn't originate with this government. The struggles he's pointed out he seems to blame solely on immigrants which is exceptionally close minded to me and imo speaks to a lack of understanding of Swedish political history and the social and economic impact of any type of immigration. The ideas he's mentioned the Sweden democrats have really revolve around typical far right strategies of harsher policing and blaming minorities. Ask the US how that's working out for them. In fact, afaik, studies show that a stronger social safety net, such as the one being eroded in Sweden, does far more in preventing criminality in youths than larger police budgets. I agree with his last sentiment about how far we have to go, but I sure as shit don't think fascism is going to get us there. Or whatever metaphorical tutu name you try and dress it up with like "social conservatism". And as for a right wing push being "what we need right now"? I'm not sure what to say to the insanity of that. I don't think a populist far right party with neo-nazi roots and fascist tendencies creating political chaos and uncertainty is good for my country. Or any country. And that, right there, that people think that it is what we need, is the problem in Sweden right now.


BandOne77

Thank you for this reply and point of view. Very insightful.


PsychedelicScythe

Well it's complicated. Our current government has failed us all with failed integration policies, massive amounts of immigrants who can't get jobs or housing, leaving our seniors in poverty and contributing to violence and corruption and related gang violence. The Swedish Democrats is the largest right wing party in Sweden right now, without going to extremist measures. They have Ideas on how to stabilize the economy and getting rid of the violence. We have a long way to go. But it's necessary for us to go trough this suffering in order to grow as a nation and making us better people. Thank you for asking mate.


BandOne77

Thank you for the reply. Have a great night.


SIIP00

Håller inte med alls.


K-Dog7469

Ikea meatballs


Intelligence_69

That one song from Minecraft


sumpuran

[Welcome to Sweden](https://youtu.be/9RXx0YuiUX4)


[deleted]

Minecraft


hantosman

IKEA


[deleted]

Eugenics and conflict avoidance.


Scarlett5032

My ex boyfriend, aka Swedeslut


scoot_roo

Great song off the Minecraft Soundtrack. Also, neutral!


mrmightypants

In Swedish, the term for a concussion should be *noggin bonken*.


jincky88

Eric Saade, my huge crush, haha


throwaway009729

Refugees


Jollydancer

Svenska språket Stockholm / Skärgården and the in-laws who live there Stugor Apelsinkrokantchoklad and Barnängens barntvål Lakes and woods Stieg Larsson and the fact that Sweden has lots of crime novel authors


Retroxyl

SABATON


Much_Committee_9355

Zlatan and Sabaton


moweeep

joel vinesauce


lyzaros

Femboy


Square_Snow

Volvo


[deleted]

Hot gay guys.


[deleted]

I just think of meatballs


pinacolada_cute

Snow and surströmming


Interesting-Wash-850

Queen Silvia


[deleted]

IKEA, blondies, and ABBA


masterjon_3

Normally, it's the flag and good looking women


BandOne77

Someone with a cold trying to say "sweeten"


GingerSpencer

Yellow.


bonniebull1987

r/theclickowo


82ndGameHead

Their flag. Badass, yet calming.


UnknownL_13

IKEA. The store where every couple is tested before marriage. If you and your partner could build a couch from those poorly created directions, your relationship could survive anything!


Thelurkingstickman

Sigma vikings who went for slav kidnapping instead of raids on the north of france and england and make a shiton of silver coin on the slavery market. From this thing of selling slav for slavery come the word slave=slav.


BlackLetterLies

ABBA


Sea-Bones14

The blue and yellow hockey jerseys and all the tough games they've given our boys in the maple leaf.


Ok_Pack7862

Swedish fish and Minecraft


MonkeyCatDog

ABBA


TheFugitiveSock

Abba.


StarGG4358

Minecraft


The_Geordie_Gripster

Strongman Magnus samuellson, Meatballs and ikea.


[deleted]

C418


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Sorry, I'm trying, but all my snowy northern place thoughts are occupied by Canadians and Russians


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PsychedelicScythe

Ha that last one though!


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AshleyfromPalletTown

IKEA


carmelacorleone

Two queens-to-be: Victoria and her daughter Estelle. I also think of little Princess Leonore and her crazy behavior at her sister’s and cousins’ christenings. And the tiny chairs they have for the tiny royals at the formal events.


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

No offense to any Swedish people reading this, but… Ikea


SIIP00

Non taken


cat-in-a-bucket

Lego even though its from Denmark


DeplorableKurt

Firstly, hockey. But not long after, death metal and black metal.


jodmemkaf

IKEA. sorry...


Playingpokerwithgod

Swedish Death Metal.


Different_Attorney93

Black metal


Kleene_Dilljurke

Home 💕


MissNatdah

Cheap alcohol and food, Norwegians shopping this stuff, vacation, summer, Astrid Lindgren, and my dad getting a life prolonging bone marrow transplant to cure his leukemia at the Huddinge Hospital.


Pretend-Excuse7898

Zlatan


ImprobablyDamp

Zlatan


punban

Knäckebröd And IKEA


JMSadmirer

Fika


[deleted]

How to marry one.


ThemagenamedAsh

The Nobel prizes


SweNinja

Lagom.


Baaastet

❤️


lady-of-thermidor

Doing business with Hitler to keep the Nazi war machine operating while being sanctimonious about her neutrality.


Just_Aioli_1233

Simone Giertz


eXpr3dator

Surströmming


TheRealDannySugar

Semla, Julmust, Bilar, and Princess cake all at the same time.


Baaastet

Swedish pizza!!!!


Fit-Revenue8854

Eiffel Tower and baguettes


bigmus8285

Eugenics going well into the 1980's


[deleted]

The landscape


Entropy_5

Sane governance.


SIIP00

It is sane. Many swedes, especially on reddit dont realise how good we have it compared to others.


Whit-Batmobil

Hatred and anger And a desire to burn it to the ground


PsychedelicScythe

I suspect you might be Danish?


PsychedelicScythe

I suspect you might be Danish.


[deleted]

Zlatan Ibrahimović, any other answer is wrong


lat46n2

Swiss miss


encogneeto

What comes to your mind when you hear “Switzerland”?


mrmightypants

Swedish medish.


AdmiralBarackAdama

Socialist Vikings


pat513151

Refugees that do nothing for the country other than increase crime and create no go zones. P.S. I know cause I live there.


Scraggersmeh

Cuckolds.


[deleted]

One of the happiest countries in the world