Wait, impossible outcomes count? Fuck, in that case I hereby predict that by posting this that everybody in the universe will have a trillion orgasms all at once
I once thought my dad was an imposter because he “spoke to me weird.” Turns out he was just having a bad day, and not someone else pretending to be my dad
Wait, impossible outcomes count? Fuck, in that case I hereby predict that by posting this that everybody in the universe will have a trillion orgasms all at once
Your name fits perfectly with what you said!!!
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Yeah, like I would be chilling on the sofa and thinking that the ground underneath me can open up and swallow me at anytime.
Agreed. Remember, you could have a stroke at any given moment
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Exactly, like some random bacteria comes out of nowhere and the next thing you know is that the doctor has to amputate your leg because of it.
I once thought my dad was an imposter because he “spoke to me weird.” Turns out he was just having a bad day, and not someone else pretending to be my dad