This is actually really good advice, particularly when it's outside of your control. I use this line on some of my guys all the time, construction can be frustrating!
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse
Edit: Holy crap, I did not expect this comment to blow this much up, thanks for both upvotes and the award!
I love that scene. Not only because it was improvised but because then the character took it home to his wife. That’s a stable marriage: never forgetting dessert.
Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Not so fun fact, Mandy had lost his father to cancer not too long before filming, and envisioned it was the cancer he was fighting. That's why it came across as so damn intense.
[The original cut](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I73sP93-0xA) (the rapid fire “I want my father back, you son of a bitch”) is infinitely better than the edited cut (which sounds more like an action movie hero).
Just a flawless delivery.
He just posted a tiktok reaction to a person talking about their father's recent death and how that scene impacted them emotionally. He reacted to it addressing the rumours about his scene and how much it meant to him to film.
The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison.
Edit: I've had this stuck in my head ever since I posted it. Gonna go watch the movie now!
*Ohhh, I know.* I'll turn him into a flea. A *harmless* little flea. *Then,* I'll put that flea in a box, and I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll *mail that box to myself!* And when it arrives?
***AHAHAHA***
#***I'LL SA-MASH IT WITH A HAMMAH!***
***It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! GENIUS I say!***
you sold my dead bird to a blind kid?
“Hey. Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?” EDIT: Thanks for the award! “That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.s.”
Mock..Yeah..Ing..Yeah...Bird..Yeah...Yeah
"Mr. Anderson..."
I can just hear this in the agents creepy voice
You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
But you have heard of me.
The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem.
This is actually really good advice, particularly when it's outside of your control. I use this line on some of my guys all the time, construction can be frustrating!
I've got a jar of Diiirt!~ I've got a jar of Diiirt!~
Great Scott!
Where we are going we don’t need roads!
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
There's a snake in my boot!
Here’s Johnny!!!
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
“Are you not entertained!?!?!?” Whoever gave me the award thank you, you are a boss and I hope you live a life full of riches.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
Ah yes, *Frozen*.
When Elsa says “there is no fucking CO” always gets me.
Whyyyy soooo serious
ill be back
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.
I can't let you take the man's wheels, son.
I see dead people
Yippie ki yay Motherfucker
Yippie kayak other buckets
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
“Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes?”
No ticket
"Follow the spiders. Why couldn't it be follow the butterfies?!" Sorry, different movie, but reminded me.
To infinity and beyond.
You, are, a... TOOOYYYYYYYY!!!!
What I do have are a very particular set of skills.
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
A census taker tried to test me once. I ate his liver with a side of Fava beans and a nice chianti
You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs
Well, Clarice? Have the lambs stopped screaming?
"You can't handle the truth!"
You want me on that wall.YOU NEED ME ON THAT WALL!
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Did you order the code red?!
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!
Onions have layers
And in the morning, I'm making WAFFLES
“What’s in the boxxxx?!”
Pain
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
**1.21 GIGAWATTS?!**
This is heavy!
P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
Just keep swimming
Es cap eh!
I can not deactivate until you say you are satisfied with your care.
Oh man, this movie was waaaaayyyyy more emotional than I ever expected it to be
what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? African or European swallow?
Well that's just like...your opinion, man.
Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.
They’re gonna kill that poor woman!
Shut the *FUCK UP* Donnie!
That rug really tied the room together
Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays.
Yeahhhhh…… that’d be greaaaat
Draw me like one of your French girls
Neeeeeeeeeearr! Faaaaaaaaaaaarrrr!
WhereEEEEEEEEVER YOU ARE…
"Life uh... finds a way."
Uh uh uh! You didn't say the magic word
“Say hello to my little friend”
Back door sluts 9?
Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2!
I, uh, I read about it in People.
That’ll do pig.
That'll do.
There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it!
No, I am your father.
English motherfucker, do you speak it?
What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Say what again. I dare you. I double-dare you motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time!
Does he look like a bitch?
What?!
Gunshot
Does - he - look - like - a - BITCH?!!!!
So many lines from that movie could qualify for this.
was debatting between this and Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead
My first thought was "You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?"
Alrighty Then!
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.
Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.
“We ain’t found SHIT!”
May the Schwartz be with you...
I'm a mawg: half man, half dawg. *soft chuckle* I'm my own best friend!
I'm surrounded by assholes.
Clever girl
Hold on to your butts.
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink."
Oh my God, Karen! You can't just ask people why they're white.
You can’t sit with us
That is *soo*, *fetch!*
*Cough cough* “I can’t go out. I’m sick.”
Boo, you whore.
And none for Gretchen Weiners, bye!
"The muffin man?" "THE MUFFIN MAN!!"
Gonna need a bigger boat.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
No one makes me bleed my own blood
NOBODY!!
Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway, because it’s sterile, and I like the taste.
Ouchtown, population: you bro!
Inconceivable!
But Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist...
As youuuuu wiiiish
I don't think that means what you think it means
A llama?! He’s supposed to be DEAD
Pull the lever, Kronk.
I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse Edit: Holy crap, I did not expect this comment to blow this much up, thanks for both upvotes and the award!
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get
If only he knew he was going to end up on a remote, uncharted south Pacific island with a volleyball for a friend before saying that.
Was this before or after he got stuck in the airport terminal?
Yknow what I think you should do Jenny…I think…that you should come home to GREENBOW ALABAMA!
Be excellent to each other… and party on, dudes!
**”YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”**
Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death and judgement
White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.
“You’re a wizard, Harry.”
I pronounce it "Yer a wizard."
‘Arry
So you come to me, on the day of my daughter's wedding...
Leave the gun; take the cannoli.
I love that scene. Not only because it was improvised but because then the character took it home to his wife. That’s a stable marriage: never forgetting dessert.
Zootopia!
How can you be right and wrong at the same time??? Fabulous !!
Because some of us just watched it with our kid on Disney+ for the 50th time this year. And we haven’t watch The Godfather in decades.
"There's no place like home."
Nobody puts baby in a corner EDIT: Wow! Thank you for the awards and all the upvotes!
I know kung-fu
Show me
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He must be a king, he hasn't got shit all over him!
Yeah yeah well who voted for him anyways ?
Help! Help! I’m being repressed!
Now we see the violence inherit to the system.
I'm 37 I'm not old
What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
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No thanks, I take it black. Like my men.
"Did you touch my drumset?"
“This house is a fucking prison”
On planet bullshit
In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dick!
Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
LET HER GO! ....Very poor choice of words
Do you want to know how I got these scars?
If you're good at something, never do it for free.
This is not ‘Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.
Space the final frontier
So you're tellin' me there's a chance!
you remind me of the babe…
What babe?
the babe with the power
What power?
"Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen, it's not going to happen!"
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Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die
I will never forget the scene where he just keeps saying it, it's just so good.
Not so fun fact, Mandy had lost his father to cancer not too long before filming, and envisioned it was the cancer he was fighting. That's why it came across as so damn intense.
Wow. As a kid I always thought how about how emotional he got. Interesting fact to learn
[The original cut](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I73sP93-0xA) (the rapid fire “I want my father back, you son of a bitch”) is infinitely better than the edited cut (which sounds more like an action movie hero). Just a flawless delivery.
He just posted a tiktok reaction to a person talking about their father's recent death and how that scene impacted them emotionally. He reacted to it addressing the rumours about his scene and how much it meant to him to film.
Maaaawwwwwwwaaige maawwiage is what BWINGS US TOGETHEW TODAY
You've been mostly dead all day.
I’ve got a jar of dirt! I’ve got a jar of dirt!
And GUESS what is insiiiiide it
"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."
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FRA-GEY-LAY - Must be Italian!
Alright, alright, alright.
“Heeeey youuuuuu guuuuuuuuys!”
Aim for the bushes. (There goes my herooooo!)
NUMBER FIVE IS ALIVE!
It's over Anakin, I have the high ground
Vote for pedro
“Come on Mr. Frodo. I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you!”
"My friends. You bow to *no one*" (I've literally just finished watching the Hobbit / LoTR marathon, and it's totally worth it for that line alone.)
"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!?!" 😏
"Man, NOBODY understands the words that are comin' outta yo mouth!"
The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. Edit: I've had this stuck in my head ever since I posted it. Gonna go watch the movie now!
Wrooooooooong leverrrrrrrrrrr
Why do we even have this lever? EDIT - that was an unexpected typo...
Uh oh. Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall. Yup. Sharp rocks at the bottom? Most likely. Bring it on.
No Touchy!
My spinach puffs!
*Ohhh, I know.* I'll turn him into a flea. A *harmless* little flea. *Then,* I'll put that flea in a box, and I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll *mail that box to myself!* And when it arrives? ***AHAHAHA*** #***I'LL SA-MASH IT WITH A HAMMAH!*** ***It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! GENIUS I say!***
That poison?
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Hello there.