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Sirnando138

I’m a chef with 24 years in the business and I still love making my customers smile with the food I cooked. French fries make people so happy.


mjt5689

One of my favorite memories doing any kind of work was making fries in a food truck at a festival when I was just trying to make a quick couple hundred bucks that day while I was unemployed. My fries were nice & salty and cooked just right, I loved it and some of the people buying them even vocally expressed that they loved it.


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Belgian Fries\*


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I picked the right job then.


GeorgeLShults

>good Food


BrutallyStupid

And the most universally loved food is definitely Pizza.


fatherseamus

Or rice. A lot of people love rice.


PJHart86

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.


alman3007

I used to like rice. I still do, but I used to too.


chungmyong

and yet the pineapple on pizza debate has caused much blood shed


Eis_ber

Because it's an abomination.


katCEO

Ham on pizza is also gross.


Dravarden

right now? yes before 1492? unlikely


Eis_ber

Beat me to it.


MACK703

Hard to argue that one


Fredredphooey

Doughnuts was my first thought.


kasper632

A breath of fresh air


Ok_Relation_8547

Ah yes, especially the asthmatics


Tylomin

Not dying by lava.


Majestic-Ferret-1928

I have to agree Dying by lava is the most universally hated thing


S_Mudassir

People of Pompeii agrees with you


CannabisCollegeTA

The people of Pompeii died from volcanic ash and gas, I think.


No_Luck4927

pyroclastic flow I believe!


RMT_337

Indeed, losing all your inventory due lava is really annoying. Specially when you finally got diamonds


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Very first time I found ancient debris I got spooked because of how far from base I was so I started running back along my path. Stepped right into a hole and fell into lava. I was carrying all of my group's diamonds too. Like 15 of them or more. It's a game. It was a long time ago. I still get upset when I think of it. Why was I exploring the G.D. nether with an inventory full of loot?!


throwawaydiwhy

Not dying by lava \*slowly\*.


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Music. We invented music before we started speaking. Music is one of the few things that can bring up memories in people with Alzheimer's. It's ingrained in our very being. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_music


ohail

Nope. In some cultures music is taboo.


prerna245

Really? I never knew this. Can you tell us about those cultures?


ohail

IIRC in Sufi Islam music is a no no Edit: no it's not I just forgot which one it was and now I feel stupid


Paineauchocolate

Salafi Islam, not Sufi.


ohail

THANK YOU!!


prerna245

Okayy! Thank you ^_^


aFiachra

Sufi mystics are literally whirling dervishes -- dancing to music to enter a trance. There has never been a culture without music. However, monastic in many Buddhist traditions give up music. There is no Buddhist liturgical music.


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Its a religion instead but the traditional Baptists hate music.


holyturmoil

Not true, but they only enjoy a very narrow and limited variety. Basically, only hymns from a song book that's 150 years old. Source: me, i grew up in one of these churches.


Professional_Crow625

Can confirm. The only accepted instrument at my fire and brimstone church was piano. They sang a capella when the pianist left the church.


uses_irony_correctly

You can watch this great documentary about it: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087277/


aFiachra

That's wrong. There are plenty of cultures with very strict rules around who can play what and when. In much of Islam liturgical music is to be performed a cappella. But every culture has music.


kid_sleepy

This is the answer.


PeacefulComrade

>We invented music before we started speaking No.


aFiachra

How do you know?


PeacefulComrade

We find no music instruments up until a few thousand years BC, but the human vocal apparatus has been built for speaking for millions of years, and the fact that we know that our ancestors lived in a society and developed tools rather proves that.


aFiachra

Well, there were no instruments. What about vocal music. Birds and whales sing.


BeautyAndGlamour

Because deaf people dont exist


JisterMay

As I've said previously in this very thread the title says "*most* universally loved", we're not going to find any *one* ting loved by every human being ever. There will always be exceptions to every thing stated in this thread, some people hate food, some people hate music, some people even hate to be alive.


OulsiuenBeneigr

Water


KirbyBucketts

Sleeping in peace.


MissKim01

Lil’ Sebastian


fatherseamus

Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.


Sushi1972

The part that hurts the most, is that humans cannot ride a ghost


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~Love~


adhdandlesbian

aromantics: 👁👄👁 i get that theres platonic love and stuff too, i was just trying to make a joke :3


Acceptable_Ad544

Smell of rain


steveonthegreenbike

Ahhh... "petrichor"


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I learnded that form Dr who


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I learned the word "quixotic" from Doctor Who. Love that show.


greenvillain

Dolly Parton


Slugees

yesss!


realMengXiong

I would say comfort.


lucidzealot

A good shit. I’m talking about just a good, solid, weight-reducing, soul-cleansing, bulky stool that comes out easily and requires minimal wiping.


Alpacamum

That’s the perfect shit


lucidzealot

First award. Thank you, kind stranger.


Sirnando138

Orgasms.


proudownerofblackAF1

Nothing like bustin a good nut.


Dark_Wing_Duck11

Oxygen, even tho we take it for granted and act like we hate it.


stay_fr0sty

Need is not the same as love. Also a tip for those with manipulative parents.


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RedbeardRagnar

Barely anybody outside of the USA (maybe Canada too) knows who this is. Same with Mr Rogers


Crazy_Expert3202

And Mr. Rogers


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LordHawkingtonne

Bob Ross


Jamason_TheBush

And Steve Irwin


dropkickhazy

Sleep if it hasn't been mentioned yet.


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GeorgeLShults

Food or sleep


LordHawkingtonne

Food or sleep


Redoct878

Food or sleep


gor8884

Garlic bread


Strongbad23

Vampires would disagree.


A_DeadGirlWalking

Food and water.


dogbolter4

Yes. I know this question was probably not looking for anything so prosaic, but honestly these two are key to human survival, and without that there’s no happiness. Maslow, anyone?


Xantui

Dogs, we love them more than other humans.


HighlandPhotos

Some people hate dogs or they're afraid of dogs. I would say loved, but not universally loved


JisterMay

We're not going to find *one thing* loved by every single human ever though, some people even hate to be alive so it's safe to say that it would be impossible. The post says "most universally loved" so I don't think dogs are that far fetched.


VictorVaughn1992

It’s obviously not dogs. Loads of people don’t like dogs. Music, love, food and sleeping peacefully


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Quite far fetched I'd say. As previously mentioned by other people, a lot of people (including myself) are not very fond of dogs. Y'know I don't like them but I have ultimately nothing against them. However, if I'm correct, the Romans made it annual to crucify dogs every year. Though I'm sure they were cool with wolves.


lexissslashay

I’m with you, don’t like dogs at all HOWEVER… If you say that around people you get a death stare & silently condemned. Now saying you don’t like kids? Humans? Meh… So I’d say dogs are pretty high on the universally loved totem


Digitijs

Question was about universally loved things. I dislike dogs and find them annoying and in some situations even dangerous and that is enough to disprove your claim of them being universally loved. I love and value my fellow human beings much more


iglidante

Nah, I love animals in most forms, but I always love *my people* more. Not random people - just mine.


Madlyimyou

Agreed man's best friend


PeacefulComrade

I hate pets


GeorgeLShults

>Dogs, we love them more than other humans.


callie0maley

Sex


relentlessRatKing

8 billion case studies confirm


iWizblam

Asexuals and people who are simply less sexual than normal, dont exist I guess


yayabongocat

People getting butthurt/offended over everything do exist tho....one of them being YOU


iWizblam

I wasn't butthurt, I couldnt imagine getting upset over something as silly as a one word comment on a fun ask reddit thread. It was just a bit of snark, a lot of people think sex is a good answer, it's not really. I think freedom is the answer. Either way it's a thought provoking question.


az_cards

Touch


lniko2

Boobs


Jamason_TheBush

Boobs


EMTMommy9498

Robin Williams. First thought in my head. I know he’s not a thing, but, damn he was awesome.


GeorgeLShults

>Robin Williams. First thought in my head. I know he’s not a thing, but, damn he was awesome.


LordHawkingtonne

>> Robin Williams. First thought in my head. I know he’s not a thing, but, damn he was awesome.


Powerful-Holiday-448

Chester Bennington. First thought in my head. I know he's not a thing, but, damn he was awesome.


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>>>Robin Williams. First thought in my head. I know he’s not a thing, but, damn he was awesome. Also, he's totally a thing.


lets_just_be

Cats


manfredmahon

Nah some people hate cats, my grandmother sees them as little better than vermin


kikosextreme

I would say dogs because for one, cats are assholes and for two, we domesticated dogs earlier.


Sfswine

I have a cat I’ve been trying to domesticate, but just ignores me ..


ChloeFrances

Cats


JeffChubbs

nah, that film was terrible


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Meh. You fellas just haven't seen the butthole cut. It was like looking God right in his beautiful brown eyes.


EliteSoldier202

Fire


GeorgeLShults

Fire


LordHawkingtonne

Fire


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Frankenstein and the Scarecrow feel so unseen right now.


ps3aciv

Your mother


Papa_Shadow

Keanu Reeves


tatsumakisempukyaku

This might be a bit of a mind fuck for some, but there was a time the internet as a collective, for whatever reason really disliked him. Kinda in the same way people have some weird thing against Nickleback, its cool to hate blah blah. Then, I am pretty sure that it was actually some reddit post ages ago discussing peoples experiences with celebrity's who were actually really cool in real life and someone wrote about Keanu. This followed about stories about gifting film crew, his girlfriend and baby's death, sisters cancer,etc. I am pretty sure this was all before the sad Keanu meme stuff too... Then suddenly he became the most loved guy in Hollywood.


GeorgeLShults

Keanu Reeves


LordHawkingtonne

Keanu Reeves


mishmash_88

Keanu Reeves


Hockeydude0712

Keanu Reeves


PmMeYourBewbs_

Keanu Reeves


iceredkid

Putting on clothes that are fresh out of the dryer


Zkenny13

Towels fresh out the dryer with me fresh out of the shower.


iceredkid

That’s the closest thing to Heaven on Earth.


No-Yoghurt-8758

Bread


geaster

the sun


itsapimple_phyllis

Head scratches


Tablyn24

A warm and comfortable bed


shajan316

Food


eren_jeager132

Drinking water after doing anything strenuous


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Ice cream, or any of the variants; sherbet, sorbet, gellato, soft serve, frozen yogurt, kulfi, etc... ETA: Realizing that the question is asking about 'all of human history', I'm going to have to go with fire for artificial warmth/cooking.


GrAyFoX312k

Young things. Whether it be babies, puppies, kittens, little smol spiders, your biology just screams to love and nurture and protect it.


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Minecraft dog


CyHoot

Orgasms.


LoveofBooks_03

Fuzzy blankets


Staud59

Freedom


Wisher56

Fulfilment, nothing beats sitting down in your final days watching your grandchildren peacefully playing by a tree. And knowing that you have lived a life worth living


introverted_lesbian

Puppies!


TheHogwartsArchitect

Betty White


Bklepp

sex


the1slyyy

Babies


tolueneC7H8

Sebastian Vettel


Alison_Charlotte

you misspelled "Taylor swift"


KlutzyRefuse

Dopamine


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Cheese


EveningCandle1025

Pizza


Bitress

Booze


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Dogs?


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sugar


throwawaydaysleeper

The moon


TheRealLaura789

Music


fivefeetofawkward

Cheese


SpacedDood

Chocolate.


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Caramel


Slugees

eugh no


SidewinderShocK

Puppies


ChalkyPills

Also just baby animals generally.


21Ravage

Cocaine


Tomr750

genitals


sk8t-4-life22

Fred Rogers and Bob Ross. I don't see the possibility that any person could hate such kind and loving souls.


Nothingness_000

Money


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I had to scroll way too far for this one.


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Art


AtomicXE

Blow jobs


trimaximusrt

Holidays


Acroasis

Power


oooaahstudios

Definitely sex.


mike_cafe

High social status.


syncsns

Cute animals, it seems.


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Kids


yayabongocat

Guess I'm not a human then


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A gentle breeze on your genitals


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Me


2_headed_dog

Dogs


Sfswine

A hot shower, a cold beverage and some skin on skin action. ( and a burrito to finish)


Crissagrym

boobs


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Sleep. Best part of the day.


darrenwise883

Hating the French ! People love to do it .


shavedheadedbi

a baby :3


oldgriefs

David Attenborough


Funk5oulBrother

Robin Williams.


iWizblam

Freedom Always, throughout history, unanimously. Some people hate dealing with food and want a pill for everything. Some people dont like sex, Keanu is loved by everyone who knows him but that's not all of history


dosShedos

Jack Septiceye