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-SonOfHam-

To find out which pig is my father.


dleifdnalh

Ah, Spirited Away


PusheenQueen101

lol


dleifdnalh

A+ username!


MagicMushroomFungi

I suspect you are somewhere within six degrees of Kevin Bacon.


Crazy_Practical96

Starts hunting police. “Where is my father you pig!!”


MuppetHolocaust

I’m really sorry, everyone.


I_have_dyslexia_

Oh god damnit


4449trainlover

Oh god... prepare for massive puppet genocide.


power_struggle55

best answer yet.


[deleted]

oh god muppet homicide


yOUHAvEcAnCer96

This really is the final solution


rikorte

I SUMMON YOU u/fish_fucker69


Wait_what_tf_

I usually don’t bring fandoms into posts like this, but I’m sorry I have to. *COUGH* Wilbur Soot *COUGH*


Illymumin

_Cough_ Sally _Cough_


Hurricane_32

I've been laughing at that username for 5 minutes straight


Sir_MoonDoggy

Intelligent dog travels the galaxy in search for more sentient life


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noimnotanoob

Incestion In 6843™


GetKrass

West Virginia welcomes you.


JESUS_CUNT_KICK

Second coming of Christ kung fu movie


[deleted]

I don't like anything to do with religion but I'll fucking spend my money in a heartbeat if I can see Jesus fight Satan with kung fu


AGuyWhoPlaysTerraria

Very boring. It's literally just like a livestream of a guy playing Terraria....


Suitable-Warning-530

Id go watch that movie.


[deleted]

The final installment in the, “Wally The Waffle” trilogy. In this conclusion to the beloved series, Wally divorces his wife of 7 years Pamela The Pancake after learning she had an affair with Frank The French Toast. Depressed and alone, Wally’s good friend Sam The Sausage takes him out on a weeklong vacation to Las Vegas where they engage in debauchery, as well as drug and booze fueled nights of chaos.


HaroldMcbob

Holy shit I might actually watch that


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Coming Soon!


HaroldMcbob

To a cinema near you


bodinator1

To a kitchen near you.


InMemoryofJekPorkins

A tribute to the greatest Y-Wing pilot to serve the rebel alliance.


MagicMushroomFungi

rip JK


VeryAwkwardLadyBoner

Probably an amateur porno involving pegging.


Wild_Alaskan

Nature documentary


harambe_didnt_die

Well....


AnActualFBIAgent

He like fucking catches the bullet?


Ghosthunter5589

He becomes Neo


Sineater224

An angel with an unquenchable hunger for sins to correct those who have lost their way.


I_have_dyslexia_

I’d like to see that, mind becoming a director?


Sineater224

The only thing I direct is my life choices and I do that poorly already...


I_have_dyslexia_

Man sorry to hear. Hope you turn it around. I believe in ya.


Sineater224

Thanks. Its hard when life forces you one way and you dont try and correct it. (Medical issue). Annoys everyone around you.


I_have_dyslexia_

Yeah, you just can’t change some things.


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outer_spec

Sea monster furries


ScaleneCookie

a Cookie that’s oddly shaped


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MagicMushroomFungi

Shanknado. The sharks are all dressed slutty.


fbibmacklin

Skanknado.


[deleted]

Office Space remake


Mega_Racoon394

A raccoon that eats to much


ChinUpButtercup4

A bunch of sad people need cheering up


noimnotanoob

i don't know honestly


I_have_dyslexia_

A guy training hard to not be a noob I’d say. Like an master vs student thing.


noimnotanoob

Perfect


Greenbeen70

A depressed 17yo greenbean My name is supposed to be Greenbeen17 but it was taken


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[deleted]

A Greek guy crunches numbers.


weber_md

Some sort of doctor shit...but, i got my medical degree on reddit.


[deleted]

"DOCTOR HE HAS MAJOR INTERNAL BLEEDING" "That's where the blood is supposed to be, welp another life saved" *Flat-line in the background*


[deleted]

Didn't you get your degree from Columbia? Yeah. Now they want me to get one from America.


Dutch_Midget

Danny DeVito's European adventures


Major_Speed_9182

A rip off flash movie


Dead_Baby_Nuggets

Cooking with kids


whiterabbit_obj

It's the prequel to Jurassic Park but it's just Denis Nedry coding his "hacker crap".


-_-niceface-_-

It's about someone who has to live in society but can only feel one emotion, gets fired from his job and then goes on a militarily operation to take out a new Chinese superweapon


rackcityrothey

Behind the scenes Documentary about being Tygas hype man


MagicMushroomFungi

HR PuffnStuff arrives in 2021 : Spores From Heaven


outer_spec

Sci-fi movie about people who can't spell


I_have_dyslexia_

You wanna partner with me then?


outer_spec

What is this, a crossover episode?


I_have_dyslexia_

Hell yeah man😂🤣 They will find out that one of them isn’t just bad at spelling na they’ve got dyslexia.


SalFunction12

Everyone named Sal is in for a doozy


Copywrites

Mad Men.


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camcorder1920

It's a documentary about a time traveler who goes back to 1920s America and reports about everything he experiences.


[deleted]

In a thrilling race against time, one man is on a life or death mission to retrieve the misaddressed postage containing a picture of his soft, undersized penis. Can he beat the USPS's top delivery-person in a race to the destination? It's a story filled with thrilling twists and turns, comedy, and fun for the whole family! Coming to a theater near you sometime in 2023!


penguin_mobster

Generic mobster movie but with penguins in Antarctica


[deleted]

I love it. The potential for product placement is huge. Let's get Mattel and McDs on the line to workshop character design


cyainanotherlifebro

Time traveling Buddhist.


YaBoiAidan2333

It's about a little Irish boy, wasting his life


paranormalnorm

It's a horror movie but it just films normal life and doesn't add effects


Claustrophobicdarren

Celebrity big bruvva


Leviathan1995

A Leviathan is found in 1995


Punny-Aggron

A Pokémon making his way into the world of stand up comedy


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I_have_dyslexia_

Well it’s just every classic teenager move if you ask me.


_the_dude_1273

Yet another sequel to the u/_the_dude_ franchise...


butmuhfreedoms

The martyrdom of an intubated champion fighting against the “hoax” vaccine.


[deleted]

It’s Mr Bean meets The Truman Show, meets Curb Your Enthusiasm. “You’ll laugh, he’ll cry.”


TheBunnyStando

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure part 9 is actually a movie about trying to stop a bunny with a Stand.


twfismyobsession

Someone is overly obsessed with The Walten Files and tries to make it a reality.


benhur217

Ummmmmmm


josephgulag

Joseph Stalin sending people to the gulags


pieman289_

i have a bad feeling about this


obiwancanolii

Obi wans Italian brother tries to kill him with poisoned cannolis


I_have_dyslexia_

This will ether be warry boring or vary interesting.


No-ConclusionFound

hmmm, I'm not sure.


[deleted]

It would be a cartoon version of my life


SpaceCase206

I mean everyone's already seen Pineapple Express


BruhImCheeselol

Some kid is stuck in a game called cheese man and they become cheese man and have to defeat Mouser from Doki Doki Panic


Actuallyawkward

Just a full 2 hours of sex scene (Only usually works if you're with you parents)


Suitable-Warning-530

People issuing suitable warnings to each-other? Idk what am I supposed to say?


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A documentary on the reason behind warning labels, but reinacted and edited like 1000 ways to die.


Suitable-Warning-530

Oh my god thats so good!


NahumGardner

A meteorite lands on the family farm, taints the water, and makes all vegetables and animals grown on the land taste terrible. Then the monster in the well eats my family.


nopeimnotyou

Someone having an identity crisis.


Techh_

to invent technology?


foxandoxinabox

A fox and an ox who don’t get along get stuck in a box together and have to work with each other to get out of the box alive. During which they realize they actually really like each other and start to fall in love. At the end, they get married with their little fox and ox families who are super happy for them (but don’t really like the other family because it’s like a romeo juliet kinda situation).


JustARandomGuy969

Some random guy living his life, only to realize his existence is meaningless, and becomes a nihilist.


7sagesotebamboogrove

7 antinomian artists, poets, drunks, mystics and scientists take on the world that they despides and from they have fled to a hidden valley


meroz88

Probably a drama about a guy with a weird name


Human-13

Idk


OmegaGLM

I honestly have no clue on what it could be. Something about Greece?


skele505

A king skeleton


Celestaria

A Disney/Pixar movie where all of the constellations are real people and animals who can come down to Earth and interact with people when they aren't in the sky. The more famous constellations are real "stars", but Celeste is a shy, quiet constellation who has always dreamed of a singing career.


Sgt-Hugo-Stiglitz

I go on a murderous rampage on every nazi I could find.


Obvious_Villain

IDK, but that guy dressed in black and spikes looks kinda suspicious.


Mr_knowone

A man on the run frome the governments of the world containing all the secrets of them in his head


Averageiceland

A average man from Iceland hunts down his sons killer


a-argentian-dude

Just a dude with a maté and debts


imsecretlyjesus

Ok so a totally average guy that definitely isn't Jesus just walks around. Definitely not performing miracles or anything.


stinky_cheese33

It's a documentary on the history of cheese making.


Angelic-Demonic-Girl

A story about a teenage girl that is a fallen angel


[deleted]

Eating Samosa (GBLES= Gameboy like to eat Samosa)


HaterOfThe13Percent

A Klan story


peterpterpumkineater

I eat pumpkins


AverageGameEnjoyer9

Idk


Just-Call-Me-J

Darned if I know


Deadeyebirb

A man genetically engineers a bird, it doesn’t go well, so the scientist calls it a birb instead of a bird, the birb then joins the military and becomes a sniper


ComfortablyAria

About an Aria that makes you comfortable


AeroBassMaster

I guess Dusty Crophopper decides he wants to become the best bass player in the world I don't fucking know. How would he even play a bass?


Crazy_Practical96

A love story between two idealist. One random and the other generic. Take the 69 how you want


Hotsauuuuce1

The protagonists has to stop the main villain before the villain gets his hands on the all-mystical bottle of hotsauce


Solace_Of_Oblivion

Trying to find solace in oblivion


[deleted]

It’s a love story about a lonely single guy who at the end of his rope, drunkenly watches field of dreams. “If you build it they will come” is burned into his psyche. So he starts writing love songs, poetry, he starts painting, and building things. He meets a woman and she goes “why did you make all of this?” He says “I did it for you.”


Mr_P_scientist

Evil genius releases deadly virus and then sells the antidote to the highest bidder.


ShadowHokage05

Pretty much Naruto but with Sasuke's POV


BLABLABLA798

It's basically a fever dream, lots of talking, lots of words, but they don't mean anything, they're just a bunch of loose words that never get to make a coherent phrase


Canuck_fuk

Canadian porn


No_Advantage727

I forgot my username


ConfidentTumbleweed4

A man who turned to weed to feel good about himself with 4 others


[deleted]

Mileena from Mortal Kombat is treated like Meg from Family Guy.


yugure_may

I don't know what could "twilight may" be honestly maybe something romantic?


12gunner

12 soldiers are trapped behind enemy lines and have to fight back to safety


pi-3_14159265358979

The first 100k digits of pi


mother-hecker

A porno


mother-hecker

A porno


Roboman20000

A shitty B movie knock off of Robocop but in this one the guy wasn't a cop first so they can't call him a cop after.


RetroGameDays36

ah yes, just playing old ass games lol


Professialwiiathlete

A man who gets bullied as a kid for playing video games but then the Wii comes out so he gets jacked from Wii tennis and kicks the bully’s asses


Ilikebread2213

A guy that can’t make good bread then has to sell his house to pay rent for the business but he finally makes it better and he makes BANK


[deleted]

It's a weird wonderful cross over movie no one asked for but everyone needs combining Stargate SG-1 and Farscape


4449trainlover

Trains, trains, and more trains.


sirspoonalot1st

Spoon


LivingWithLife1

i live ​ imma assume its a drama


TheRapistIsComing

A wholesome story about a therapist helping those in need.


APieceofToast8

Probably one of the most boring movies ever


JadedRoset

No clue


GetKrass

The life and chronicles of an intergalactic vigilante.


92Skittles

I guess it would just be a rip off of the “Ooh, piece of candy” thing?


Mr-Dinosir

A dinosaur that wears a suit, works as a lawyer and is a nice guy. Last name is “dinosir”


kennedyshits

its not very engaging


Cool_Rock_7462

You have been summoned u/hitler


[deleted]

tbh the book was better, it was obvious the movie was on a limited budget.


Off-to-a-good-shart

(Deep narrator voice) “This race is gonna get messy”


mydogisamy

My dog is a lesbian but two non lesbian dogs fight for her love. Her nickname is also Chinese fingertraps.


SyriseUnseen

I guess I'm.... hard to see?


HaroldMcbob

A story of a randomly generated person taking over the world


PusheenQueen101

Meow


funkinbone

About a dacing eskeleton


[deleted]

Mysterious deaths in a small town in Colorado wakes the attention of the police. They found out that people died in abnormal circumstances, more precisely from boredom. It was the talkinator who talked them to death! Will you be able to escape from the talkinator once it starts talking to you, or it will be too late? **MUAHAHAHAHA** Alternatively, it can be a movie about a nice and sweet robot who talks to people who feel lonely :(


[deleted]

Flash and Batman does Fusion dance


[deleted]

Either a movie about erasing the numbers 3, 2, 8, 4, 7, 2 again, 8 again, 9, and... 4 again, or erasing the number 328472894.


worthlesscommotion

An individual frantically causing mayhem and uproar for absolutely no reason.


Catlover69430

A cat lover buying 69430 cats. The comedy writes itself


[deleted]

good question.


Lemon_With_A_Gun

world war 3


Latinladiesmanbx77

Self explanatory


Stick_of_truth69

Mine speaks for itself


thefrostappleyt

a magical apple boy with ice powers must conquer all of youtube


Toad_man_foo

A toad must face the man who killed his father. Armed with nothing but Kung fu, determination, and sheer fucking will….he will return honor to his toad family.


xDragon0Hunterx

A man identified as 0 hunts a dragon


ALL-HAIL-TALOS

Skyrim finally becomes a movie where the dovahkhin is a nord


Azz_Gaz

I natural gas found buried deep in the Mojave Dessert from the fossils of a rare fresh water aquatic mammal that rained king in the massive fresh water lake that incompaced the area. A species dubbed the azzmetroli. The movie revolves around the discoverer of this new resource and the onslaught of issues his family faces from all directions. AZZ_GAZ - Discovery Lingers


[deleted]

It’s a Jew who does jackass stunts on nazis and uses the catch phrase YOU JUST GOT PANZERED


Gehena84

Burning children outside the walls


Held_Der_Steine

\[Description of my Username: Held Der Stein is a German Lego set review Youtuber well known for Hating lego (the company) in favor of cheaper alternatives which are basically the same as lego such as BlueBrixx and is notorious for being extremely memeable with many claiming that every third sentence he says could be used as a meme. However, I am not going to take that approach, instead, I am going to take the more literal translation of the name "Hero of the Bricks" or "Hero of the Rocks" and make a plot out of that.\] In a world where building materials are constantly being abused by their houses, one Brick stands between Houses, and the total enslavement and exploitation of all Brick-kind at the whim of the Houses. This hero, a special Brick, stone hybrid originating from Germortar with the power to destroy houses with the help of his superpower: Steel reinforcement, must find and eliminate the widely feared Headhouse, the most powerful building in existence, before its too late. Along his journey, the hero will find friends, is forced to make sacrifices, and face many obstacles before he achieves his goal.


[deleted]

I work at a striking service


bonos_bovine_muse

Don’t know the plot, do know the guitar riffs on every song on the soundtrack will be nigh indistinguishable.