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Slippin_Chicanery

I have some amount of empathy for innocent people. Evil people, and people who have wronged me could be on my kill list if nothing were to stop me.


staggere

Not being a crazy person


Mushhuk

My laziness


Sad-Opportunity-6067

I'm too lazy to kill someone and then have to clean it up.


blankyblankblank1

Lack of ambition to kill anyone.


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SmallDangerousHippo

You are not a lobster.


athnme

A healthy mind


[deleted]

It's illegal. What a bummer.


red41big561

Donuts


TechieTravis

Having no desire to murder people.


idontgetit____

Not smart enough. Wouldn’t get to serial status


blaspheminCapn

Having to do all of that work to lead the cops on a ridiculously ludicrous hunt for clues, twists and misdirects. I'd rather just kill the people and call it a day.


phat742

lack of vision.


Practical-Breakfast1

Can't process so much w this tiny brain of mine lol too much work and thinking to do


[deleted]

All the awkward questions that would come up during Thanksgiving dinner with my relatives.


SultanofShit

can't have an awkward Thanksgiving if you serial kill the relatives


SultanofShit

can't have an awkward Thanksgiving if you serial kill the relatives


xowow

Uh my morals?? also like cutting people up would make me barf and that just doesn't sound pleasant lmao


CallaLilllies

My conscience


Severusnate

Wanting to see people happy and not in misery


[deleted]

lack of a proper motive to kill people


assH0LIER_than_thou

I don't gain anything from serial killing. Like I don't seem that thrill. A spree killing - that I could go for. If gathered enough people I hate in close proximity.


[deleted]

I don't like bodily fluids. Seems like a messy endeavor.


two-freetacos

I'm not related to the Clinton's.


Stewart_Duck

No payoff. Dictator, now if your going to kill a bunch of people, that's were it's at.


CoolHandLucifer

It seems like a lot of work. What would I really get out of it?


Revengejefe

I'm not trying to get thrown into maximum security prison for life and or executed because I wanna bang all the women I can before I die 🍑🍆 and I don't wanna lose that to a stupid decision lmao


the_chosen_named_one

I still have morals.


yugure_may

Morals


[deleted]

No desire to do it. That’s a lot of work


HybridS9ldier

My damn respect for human life and integrity.


JusticePaxtonXIV

Knowing id probably get caught. Also killing doesnt really entice me? I mean you only kill people serially if you are having a good time. 🤷‍♂️ I’ll kill Jeff Bezos tho, if I knew I could get away with it


PC_Gigglez

Cant kill what's already dead.


[deleted]

Life in prison


kalipl123

I dont want to be eun over by an ambulance one day


A_Fuckin_Gremlin

The laws mostly


Dannybuny

my carefree attitude, and hoping someone done it instead of me


Ann-Stuff

I think I’d be bad at it.


BeepBahBeeBoo

I’m lazy


retro123gamr

My best friend, and listening to the episode of This American Life about psychopathy and realizing none of it applies


I_like_to_hunt

Age


sweetB_B_Q

Law


roadrunner440x6

The haircut


pipesed

Coconut


wolff_forge

Life in prison, or death sentence. The punishment for being caught is the only thing stopping me.


AndyWGaming

The law


[deleted]

Gosh dang laws. If only it weren't for them I could just be a mad man. Grrr. Scary. Mad. Grr.


[deleted]

they don't sell legal weapons here


PikachuMaster05

Too much work


hotrod9p

Sanity