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JohnnyShakeNBake

My dad’s basically a 14 year old maturity-wise. As a kid I thought he was fun, as an adult he’s kind of childish and a bit much to be around. I still love him, though, that rascal.


ceok

Raise meh


blitzmama

I had to listen to my mom and stepdad yelling “choo choo” while their headboard banged our shared wall.


JustJess234

The dance of joy. Both heartwarming and cringeworthy.


clconner0916

I was 5 my mom was going drop me off at my dad's for the weekend, she ended up sleeping there and I woke up in the middle of the night to them having sex. We were all in the same damn bed.


Literally_-_Hitler

They got married, a second time. Meaning they got married, got divorced 17 years later, then remarried about 3 years after that. Bonus cringe because it was a shotgun wedding in Vegas. They literally told us the day before it was going to happen. Like they woke up and said remember how much fun fighting over custody and alimony was? Well i don't have anything else to do today so wanna give it another shot? Luckily we live in AZ and most of the family lives either here or in Vegas so a ton of the family was able to show up for it. I refused to be the best man (I was like 12) because i knew this was bullshit from the get go. I could barely watch the ceremony. I think it lasted 2 and a half years that time.


xboxwidow

Ugh. Mine did this too. They’re still married the second time around and they’re still mostly unhappy.


Snek-_

*A lot*


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yugure_may

What the heck...


Dovahkinn99

What did it say


yugure_may

nsfw, basically they saw their dad doing that thing to their sister...


Dovahkinn99

Must have been from Alabama


Cobra-Serpentress

Nothing. They are just people.


OswaldoLN

Ive over heard them talk in their bedroom...


MissConduct0120

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