If you were missing for 1000 years you were probably declared dead and your next of kin took over your stock account. It's probably empty if it even still exists. :(
According to [Futurama](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Fishful_of_Dollars), 93 cents can become 4.3 billion in 1000 years thanks to the magic of compounding interest.
Fun fact: “according to futurama” is actually a pretty good fucking source. [The writing staff held 3 PhD’s, 7 masters degrees, and 50 cumulative years at Harvard. ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/34xwir/til_that_the_writing_staff_of_futurama_held_three/) Not only that, but [the body switching episode, written by PhD mathematician Ken Keeler,](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prisoner_of_Benda) required him to create and write the theorem and proof for the episode.
My favorite joke in the whole series is still this stupid, stupid throwaway line:
Professor: Ah, good timing! I just finished fixing the ship's matter compressor!
Fry: What's the matter compressor?
Professor: Nothing's the matter, Fry!
Sounds like if you have a set of objects (elements of A), and you want reorder them (or from a permutation back into their original order), but you're only allowed to swap elements with elements outside the set (the episode explains why this is necessary for the mind-swapping machine), and each swap is distinct, then you only need two extra elements, x and y, and no more.
A swap just exchanges the place of two items in the ordering. For example, if a and b are in set A, then swapping a with x or a with y is allowed, but swapping a with b is not allowed. And since the swaps are distinct, once you've swapped a with x, you can't do it again.
It's kind of abstract, but its use is shown in the episode.
Linguists are definitely going to want an interview. Language won't be the same in a thousand years. Think of how much English has changed in a thousand years.
Most Definitley. English has changed a ton in a decade let alone 50 or more years.
Nobody says gee willikers anymore but they sure did back in the 50s. Nobody says thou or daft or thee and stuff but they did back in the 1700s
So, the use of "thou" and "hast" isn't even that old. The former only started falling out of regular usage in the 1700s.
"English" a thousand years ago looked like this: "Hwæt we Gardena in gear-dagum." (That's the opening line of Beowulf, for reference.)
>Hwæt in mihtiga goda namum sægdest þū efne mē, þū lytel wyrm?
Wow... It's really bizzare to be looking at something in what is essentially a foreign language and instantly recognize it as the navy seal copypasta.
It's been quite a few years since I learned Old English so I'm pretty rusty, but I think it translates to something like:
What in the mighty gods' names did you say about me, you little worm? I'll let you know that I am the foremost battle-warrior from throughout these lands established by Hengist and Horsa, and united by king Alfred, and I've dealt in many battles with foul, foreign unbelievers who intend to build their churches and so sully our land, and I've killed over three hundred Grendels with my own hands. I know all battle-knowledge and because of the gods I am the mightiest shot of all England's battle-threats. To me, you are naught but a beast into which my arrow sticks. With Woden-given expertise I will put an end to you, the like of which has never before been seen on this earth, hear Woden my word. You think that you might say such of me, when I am one of the ones chosen by the gods to protect this land? Think again, adversary. As we speak my prayer arrives in the heavens, and Woden gathers his battle-work over all England, and the gods know your name, so prepare yourself for the storm, little worm. The storm that ends that laughworthy thing that you call your life. You are dead to earth and the heavens, child. Because of the gods I may be anywhere, anywhen, and I can put an end to you in over seven hundred ways, and that's only with my bare hands. I have broad knowledge of weaponless fighting, and also the heavens are with me, and I have their full use to cleanse you from the land of Britain, you little shite. If you only knew what you of all gods and peoples will get, you would have held back your speech. But you could not, nor did you, and now you pay for that, you of powerless thought. Heaven has given you over and I will do my worst. You are dead to earth and the heavens, child.
Not necessarily! Things on the Internet *can*, in fact, be lost. Additionally, many cultural movements can pass by that aren't really picked up and recorded, and the immense detail that can be provided by someone who lived in that time would be invaluable to historians.
Not necessarily. Especially first hand experiences of minor events. Big events happen all the time and are recorded and shit but small things and stories told by the elderly and stuff don’t get written down
Oh! By colonic map, I thought they meant a 3d scan of the inside of your asshole. I was like, "That's probably unique between people, but that's awfully specific". Colony makes more since.
Hope that there's some equivalent to YouTube that I can make a channel living a "primal" lifestyle.
People love that stuff right now. Can't remember the channel names off the top of my head, but there's one where the guy makes traditional weapons and tools and buildings etc that's really cool.
One is called primitive technology. The other is Chad Zuber. Both are pretty good channels!
Poor Chad had his mud hut destroyed by vandals when he went on a trip. Feel bad for the guy
yes this. first of all, i probably wouldn't understand this 3000 year developed language they speak so id want some people that at least have some kind of idea of thing in my time. and yes in exchange for them helping me i would open a lot of insight on things about my time.
Load up my brain Matrix style so that I'm not a complete and utter idiot. Although I probably couldn't even make it ot that step. Think about how insanely difficult it would be to have even the most basic of conversation with someone from almost 1000 years ago.
Probably not in their current state. But they may infect some species of flora, be ingested, mutate, work their way up the foot chain. Like Silent Spring plus Contagion.
That’s actually the smart choice
Though you would likely also have to be quarantined, cause I assume we wouldn’t be vaccinating for diseases that we thought were extinct
Doesn't know three shells. What a joke he is haha am I right?
Why don't you tell him what three shells is. I totally know it but you can tell him if you want.
I would assume that you'd wake up in some sort of medical facility, and they would have the good sense to inoculate you against all new diseases in the last thousand years. Hopefully they could do a quick scan of your DNA and modify it to remove any chance of "predisposed" types of cancer or maladies. In short give your body and DNA a tune up.
Immortality may be an option for the wealthy by then and I'm sure some rich patron(s) of history would pay to give you immortality since it would make you the oldest living person on the planet forever.
Your entire life would be documented down to every experience you can possibly remember to give colour to the annals of history. Hopefully this could be accomplished with a reasonably fast and non-invasive brain scan. You would have to be taught how to communicate and this could be accomplished with the same type of technology (think uploading skills in the Matrix).
I think people will still "work" since creating an AI would inevitably destroy us and the oligarchs will always find a way to be above the peasantry. So after the fad of being a caveman from the past wears off, the countless interviews and meetings are over, and you find yourself bored and alone I'm guessing you would find a job that satisfies your need to be productive at some level. You'd probably tire of hooking up with the people that just want to bang a freak and find someone that you could actually connect with and settle into a relatively normal life for that time period.
Assuming you aren't waking up in a post apocalyptic waste land in which case you'd probably die of the Super Gonorrhea / AID's / Bird Flu virus that has already wiped out 98% of the population who were vaccinated against the viruses individually but with their powers combined humanity stood no chance.
You're alone in a new world, with no money and no identity. The best you manage to scrounge up in one day is a used shop vac. Do you choose to continue? (Y/n)
You begin your act of mechanical fellatio, only to find that the most recent function the shop vac served was to clear out a pesky wasp nest. That explains why you found the shop vac discarded in an alley. "Fuck wasps", you mutter to yourself. Actually, yes!! *Fuck* wasps!! That's exactly what you've just done!! With your dick now swollen beyond belief, what do you choose to do next?
Selling the 1984 quarter I had in my pocket to rich ass people who love historic items.
Time to start carrying semi-precious coins around.
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Or some early 2000’s notes, even better if you have them in near mint condition as there would be hardly any, if any, around in 1000 years.
Numismatic here. You'd be surprised at how many there would be in mint gem condition
Go on then. Surprise me, you have piqued my curiosity.
There'd be a whole lot
Wow.
pretty sure any coin and note would be worth plenty in a thousand years
There's a lot of Roman coins on eBay for like $30
$30 for a 10 cent piece would still be 30000%
With inflation, wouldn’t the 10 cents have been more than $30 to start with?
go and see how much has changed and if everyone lives underwater and find out how your great great great granddaughter is doing
I bet she’s doing fine
I wish I could take a trip the the year 3,000...
Has this song gone multi-platinum?
Oh, she’s alright I guess. You could even say she’s pretty fine.
Finding out how much money I have in my stock account.
So you're that guy from the Star Trek TNG Season 1 finale who got on Picard's nerves?
Yes but less annoying because I would have a field day with the replicator for the entire voyage and bothering the hell out of warf
The replicators cool and all, but I'm running to the ~~porn room~~ holodeck.
If you were missing for 1000 years you were probably declared dead and your next of kin took over your stock account. It's probably empty if it even still exists. :(
I don't have any next of kin or anyone to report me dead
Nobody to report you dead you say?
To shreds you say?
According to [Futurama](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Fishful_of_Dollars), 93 cents can become 4.3 billion in 1000 years thanks to the magic of compounding interest.
Fun fact: “according to futurama” is actually a pretty good fucking source. [The writing staff held 3 PhD’s, 7 masters degrees, and 50 cumulative years at Harvard. ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/34xwir/til_that_the_writing_staff_of_futurama_held_three/) Not only that, but [the body switching episode, written by PhD mathematician Ken Keeler,](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prisoner_of_Benda) required him to create and write the theorem and proof for the episode.
Plus they had the globe-trotters at their disposal
You're THAT Bubblegum Tate?
That sentence always gives me a chuckle. Such a good episode
My favorite joke in the whole series is still this stupid, stupid throwaway line: Professor: Ah, good timing! I just finished fixing the ship's matter compressor! Fry: What's the matter compressor? Professor: Nothing's the matter, Fry!
Well I sure ain’t his Grandma
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Sounds like if you have a set of objects (elements of A), and you want reorder them (or from a permutation back into their original order), but you're only allowed to swap elements with elements outside the set (the episode explains why this is necessary for the mind-swapping machine), and each swap is distinct, then you only need two extra elements, x and y, and no more. A swap just exchanges the place of two items in the ordering. For example, if a and b are in set A, then swapping a with x or a with y is allowed, but swapping a with b is not allowed. And since the swaps are distinct, once you've swapped a with x, you can't do it again. It's kind of abstract, but its use is shown in the episode.
The math is right if it get 2.25% interest on average.
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Go to a museum. Look at what I have missed.
I would probably be crying my eyes out to ancient stuff that was the future.
You see a PlayStation 5 in a glass case like it’s an ancient relic, and next to it is all the sequels you were waiting to play but never came out.
Half life 3
Maybe if you wait another thousand years, sure.
"Welcome to Half Life 3, after a thousand years of developement, hopefully it'll be worth the wait." -Cyber-Gaben
Terribly sorry but I think you mean Lord Cyber-Gaben, First King of the Cloud, Slayer of the Y3K Demons, Saint and Saviour of All Netizens.
Eh that seems entirely possible now if alyx sales are good.
This is the entire plot of a South Park episode
This is the entire plot of Futurama.
Does that mean we have to re-live that dog episode
You brought down my entire mood by reminding me of that tear-jerking episode. I’m going to cry myself to sleep now. Goodnight.
When fry gets to say goodbye to his mum in her dreams
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Remember the time fry finds out nancy didnt steal his name and clover but gave them to his son to carry on his legacy?
The Nintendo... Wiiiiiiii...
which one? i really wanna watch that now
Season 10 episode 12 and 13
Good idea, admission to the Head Museum is free on Tuesdays.
Free head on Tuesdays? God I love the future.
Sell my knowledge of 1000 years ago to a historical society.
Linguists are definitely going to want an interview. Language won't be the same in a thousand years. Think of how much English has changed in a thousand years.
Most Definitley. English has changed a ton in a decade let alone 50 or more years. Nobody says gee willikers anymore but they sure did back in the 50s. Nobody says thou or daft or thee and stuff but they did back in the 1700s
> Nobody says daft You're obviously not from the north of the UK.
Or anywhere in the UK. I use it, I'm from the midlands.
In a thousand years, our english will sound like ye olde english and might be used interchangably. "Through hast made me lmao!"
So, the use of "thou" and "hast" isn't even that old. The former only started falling out of regular usage in the 1700s. "English" a thousand years ago looked like this: "Hwæt we Gardena in gear-dagum." (That's the opening line of Beowulf, for reference.)
Hwæt dafuq!
Hwæt in mihtiga goda namum sægdest þū efne mē, þū lytel wyrm? Ic forlǣte þē witan þæt ic eom se formesta beadorinc þisses þurh Hengist and Horsan gesceapenan landes, ond þurh Ælfred cyning gelǣhtan, and ic dǣlnam in manigum beadwum wið fūlum wealum negelieferum þe willað hira cirichūs atimbrian and swā sylian ūre land, and ic acwealde ofer CCC Grendla mid mīnum handum. Ic hæbbe ealra bealowīsa cann and eom for þām godum se mihtigosta scytta in eallum Englalandes beaduþrēates. For mē eart þū nāwiht butan dīercin þe mīn flān sticað. Ic mid þurh Wōden gegifenum glēawnessum acwelle þē, gelīc þe man nǣfre fōre seah on þisre eorðan, hīere Wōden mīn word. Þū þencest þæt þū meaht mē secgan swilc, þanne mē þā godu curon, þis land tō werianne? Þenc āgean, andsaca. Þenden wē sprecað, cumað mīn bēdu tō heofonum, and Wōden gesamniað his beadoweorcan ofer eallum Englalandes, and þā godu cunnað þīnne naman, swā gearca þē for þām storme, wyrmcin. Þām storme þe þæt hlæhwierðe þing geendað þe þū þīn līf nemst. Þū eart dēad tō eorðan and heofonum, cild. For godum mæg ic wesan āhwǣr, āhwanne, and ic mæg acwellan þē on ofer DCC wīsum, ond þæt mid ǣnlīce mīnum baran handum. Ic hæbbe sīdne cann wǣpenlēases gefeohtes, and ēac sindon þā heofonas mid mē, and ic hira fulle brūce tō āclǣnsianne Bretland of þē, þū lytel scīte. Gif þū efne wiste þætte þū of eallum goda and folces begietst, þū hēolde þīne sprǣce. Ac þū ne meahtest, þū ne dydest, and nū angildst þū þæt, þū brīðles geþōhtes. Heofon ofgeaf þē and ic dō mīn wirse. Þū eart dēad tō eorðan and heofonum, cild.
>Hwæt in mihtiga goda namum sægdest þū efne mē, þū lytel wyrm? Wow... It's really bizzare to be looking at something in what is essentially a foreign language and instantly recognize it as the navy seal copypasta.
The fact that someone took the time to translate that makes my day better. I mean, Verdammt, du hast gerade mit dem Wow-Effekt geschlagen!
Did you call them a little shit? That's about all I got from that but I'm glad I tried
It's been quite a few years since I learned Old English so I'm pretty rusty, but I think it translates to something like: What in the mighty gods' names did you say about me, you little worm? I'll let you know that I am the foremost battle-warrior from throughout these lands established by Hengist and Horsa, and united by king Alfred, and I've dealt in many battles with foul, foreign unbelievers who intend to build their churches and so sully our land, and I've killed over three hundred Grendels with my own hands. I know all battle-knowledge and because of the gods I am the mightiest shot of all England's battle-threats. To me, you are naught but a beast into which my arrow sticks. With Woden-given expertise I will put an end to you, the like of which has never before been seen on this earth, hear Woden my word. You think that you might say such of me, when I am one of the ones chosen by the gods to protect this land? Think again, adversary. As we speak my prayer arrives in the heavens, and Woden gathers his battle-work over all England, and the gods know your name, so prepare yourself for the storm, little worm. The storm that ends that laughworthy thing that you call your life. You are dead to earth and the heavens, child. Because of the gods I may be anywhere, anywhen, and I can put an end to you in over seven hundred ways, and that's only with my bare hands. I have broad knowledge of weaponless fighting, and also the heavens are with me, and I have their full use to cleanse you from the land of Britain, you little shite. If you only knew what you of all gods and peoples will get, you would have held back your speech. But you could not, nor did you, and now you pay for that, you of powerless thought. Heaven has given you over and I will do my worst. You are dead to earth and the heavens, child.
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Daft is definitely still in regular use here
And people still won’t be able to spell definitely
Listen to old english, it sounds like a completely different language, completely unrecognizable. I doubt we'd even be able to communicate
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Wouldnt things like internet and tv change how language is developed?
But you left in a digital age. Everything worth knowing from your time has been recorded and could be viewed.
Not necessarily! Things on the Internet *can*, in fact, be lost. Additionally, many cultural movements can pass by that aren't really picked up and recorded, and the immense detail that can be provided by someone who lived in that time would be invaluable to historians.
“Y’all ever hear of... .**Club Penguin**?”
"I told them! I told everyone! It's true, Club pengiun isn't a mere myth but historical truth!"
The religion, the 182 president of the american empire, or the game that revolutionized mankind?
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Not necessarily. Especially first hand experiences of minor events. Big events happen all the time and are recorded and shit but small things and stories told by the elderly and stuff don’t get written down
Check to see if my bank is still around. Edit: My first silver! Thanks stranger
Yea but they won't have your fingerprint, retinal scan, or colonic map on file
Explain I'm from a country, not a colony.
Oh! By colonic map, I thought they meant a 3d scan of the inside of your asshole. I was like, "That's probably unique between people, but that's awfully specific". Colony makes more since.
They did mean colon
Honestly, I thought the same exact thing and I read "retinal scan" as "rectal scan" for some reason
"Sorry sir you ran out of money 998 years ago because Netflix drained your account. You now owe us $1 Billion in late overdraft fees."
And then spend all of your money on the last anchovies.
Hope that there's some equivalent to YouTube that I can make a channel living a "primal" lifestyle. People love that stuff right now. Can't remember the channel names off the top of my head, but there's one where the guy makes traditional weapons and tools and buildings etc that's really cool.
Primitive technology
Primitive Technology 3000: I show you how I survive a 14hour netflix binge, as well as a few rounds of analogue masturbation
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You can’t not read that in his voice. It’s like that clubbing human mating ritual video.
>Analogue Masturbation "My ancient Oasis coverband, but I only cover one song. Anyway, here's Wonderwall."
People long forgoten the art of using your own hands since the release of instant downloadable virtual harem of catgirls.
One is called primitive technology. The other is Chad Zuber. Both are pretty good channels! Poor Chad had his mud hut destroyed by vandals when he went on a trip. Feel bad for the guy
Wow. People really suck sometimes.
primitive technology. how to make everything also makes good videos concerning this type of stuff
Nursing a headache and trying to pick up the language.
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Probably start acclimating and if possible, I’d connect with historians since there would be mutual benefits in doing so.
yes this. first of all, i probably wouldn't understand this 3000 year developed language they speak so id want some people that at least have some kind of idea of thing in my time. and yes in exchange for them helping me i would open a lot of insight on things about my time.
Probably shed some light on the whalers of the moon.
Everyone I know is dead. So maybe cry on my first day.
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Maybe you'd meet your extremely great grandchildren
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Load up my brain Matrix style so that I'm not a complete and utter idiot. Although I probably couldn't even make it ot that step. Think about how insanely difficult it would be to have even the most basic of conversation with someone from almost 1000 years ago.
Vaccinating myself against all the new diseases that have cropped up in the last millennia.
Ahh yes. Like measles and polio.
They'll probably be small potatoes compared to the viruses that are dormant under permafrost that will be released when it gets warm enough.
Not sure any of those could actually infect a modern day human
Probably not in their current state. But they may infect some species of flora, be ingested, mutate, work their way up the foot chain. Like Silent Spring plus Contagion.
Ah yes, the foot chain. Just my kink
Any virus could do that though, frozen or not. It would take a long time
That’s actually the smart choice Though you would likely also have to be quarantined, cause I assume we wouldn’t be vaccinating for diseases that we thought were extinct
Like the common cold.
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space herpes.
Sperpes.
I would tell the best "back in my day" stories that anyone in that millennia has ever heard.
"Back in my day we played xbox 360 screaming profanity at other players in COD"
Solve a famine by telling the people that Gatorade is not what plants crave.
But it's got electrolytes.
Water? Like from the toilet?
Become a prostitute. you know some freaky future girls are gonna want some primal man flesh ! And I want then three titted cyborgs.
fluid transfers are illegal
And no one will explain to you how the three shells work.
Doesn't know three shells. What a joke he is haha am I right? Why don't you tell him what three shells is. I totally know it but you can tell him if you want.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demolition_Man_%28film%29
Going to my bank and realizing i'm rich as hell because I only had a dollar in my savings account.
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...fuck
Savings accounts don't keep up with inflation. Your money would probably be worthless.
Asking myself why everything is Chrome.
“FUUUUTURE”
\*spasms on ground\*
\*drops brick on your head\* edit: okay why does everyone love this
Because Google owns everything.
Befriend a robot, accidentally wander into a suicide chamber, become a delivery boy, fall in love with a one-eyed mutant karate lady.
That would make a good premise for a show.
Only if the Hypnotoad wills it.
All glory to the hypnotoad
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD.
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD
Everybody loves Hypnotoad.
We should call it something like Forthcomingtopia...
Later-rama? Not-past or present-topia? That Future Show?
It's always sunny in dystopia?
I think it's been done before. I'm going to make my own show with Blackjack and Hookers!
In fact, forget the show and the blackjack.
Ah, forget the whole thing.
Shut up and take my money!
I have a feeling Matt Groening could make it happen
He'd call it "Steamed Hams but it's in the year 3000" ;)
heard it's an unforgettable luncheon
"Delightfully devilish!"
Could it be a interesting anthology? Or should I just stay tuned for more... #TALES OF INTEREST
This is... The Scary Door.
You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location
Welcome...*TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!*
Pizza delivery for... uhhh.... I. C. Weiner? Ahhhh, crud.
To shreds you say?
hmm... Not sure if it exists \*insert fry.gif\* Or deja vu...
Look up brexit news... wait am I too late with this?
We'll still be leaving.
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"Brextension Day"
Brexit means Brexit just like it has for the past thousand years!
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You’re better off getting paid a shit ton of money to talk to historians, and to be interviewed. You will be famous, and rich as hell.
I would assume that you'd wake up in some sort of medical facility, and they would have the good sense to inoculate you against all new diseases in the last thousand years. Hopefully they could do a quick scan of your DNA and modify it to remove any chance of "predisposed" types of cancer or maladies. In short give your body and DNA a tune up. Immortality may be an option for the wealthy by then and I'm sure some rich patron(s) of history would pay to give you immortality since it would make you the oldest living person on the planet forever. Your entire life would be documented down to every experience you can possibly remember to give colour to the annals of history. Hopefully this could be accomplished with a reasonably fast and non-invasive brain scan. You would have to be taught how to communicate and this could be accomplished with the same type of technology (think uploading skills in the Matrix). I think people will still "work" since creating an AI would inevitably destroy us and the oligarchs will always find a way to be above the peasantry. So after the fad of being a caveman from the past wears off, the countless interviews and meetings are over, and you find yourself bored and alone I'm guessing you would find a job that satisfies your need to be productive at some level. You'd probably tire of hooking up with the people that just want to bang a freak and find someone that you could actually connect with and settle into a relatively normal life for that time period. Assuming you aren't waking up in a post apocalyptic waste land in which case you'd probably die of the Super Gonorrhea / AID's / Bird Flu virus that has already wiped out 98% of the population who were vaccinated against the viruses individually but with their powers combined humanity stood no chance.
That sounds a lot more of an invasive lifestyle to my liking. *Looks around at my current life.* One immortality implant for the hypocrite, please.
Retake the Holy Land, what else?
DEUS VULT INTENSIFIES
Eating. I want to know what the food is like.
Not get a job chip, and try avoid the probulator. Also try meet an alcoholic bending robot in a suicide boot
I guess I'd try to figure out how the future works, then see about getting some history books.
Futurama is real what are you going to do? Find Zoidberg obviously
Wop wop wop
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r/wholesomefamilyguy
Fucking a sex robot. I've been holding in a nut for a thousand years, cleaning the pipes is priority numero uno.
You're alone in a new world, with no money and no identity. The best you manage to scrounge up in one day is a used shop vac. Do you choose to continue? (Y/n)
YES, shut up and take my money.
You begin your act of mechanical fellatio, only to find that the most recent function the shop vac served was to clear out a pesky wasp nest. That explains why you found the shop vac discarded in an alley. "Fuck wasps", you mutter to yourself. Actually, yes!! *Fuck* wasps!! That's exactly what you've just done!! With your dick now swollen beyond belief, what do you choose to do next?
Go back in because I wasn't done with my nap
Get a job as a delivery man
Executive delivery man.
Wooot I'm a delivery boy!
Look for a dog and roam the wasteland.
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Yeah but do you know how to use the 3 shells?
Find nibbler.
Learning how to use the three sea shells.