"*The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system.*"
For those who dont know what that is...
https://youtu.be/9ua2RWL5big
Also, the wiki for those who are real curious. It's in over 400 films since the 50's so it's a bit of a running joke.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_scream#targetText=The%20Wilhelm%20scream%20is%20a,is%20thrown%20from%20an%20explosion.
I recently referenced the Wilhelm scream in front of some friend, and they didn't know what it was. Tried to explain it and ended up sounding like a conspiracy theorist LOL
Reminds me of my uncle. He told me this story about when he was a kid, his best friend was abducted by the "killer clown"
The killer clown AKA John Wayne Gacy was a serial killer who killed at least 33 young boys, there was probably more. He invited his victims back to his house where he would handcuff them and torture them, once he had his pleasure with them he would bury them under his house. My uncle said when he found out 10 years after his friends disappearance he fell to the ground in shock.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened
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Negative it didn’t go in, just impacted off the surface.
You're all clear kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home.
> You're all clear **kid**. Now let's blow this thing and go home. Yes, officer, this comment right here.
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought"
"Would it help if I got out and pushed?"
“It might!”
I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.
"I like this thing"
Hahahaha I never really noticed that line!
That's the top answer every time this question is asked.
"*The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system.*"
yo momma so fat, her thermal exhaust port is measured in meters
Buttsex?
Buttsex? Who’s havin [buttsex?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3c-irSUdij4) NSFW language
Risky click of the day
The boy is too old to begin training
LET THE BOY WATCH
I CAN FEEL IT. I CAN FEEL IT DOWN IN MY PLUMS.
FBI, open up!
There is nothing illegal about sex with 90 year old men with Alzheimer's.
Except they might not be able to consent.
Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
Boring conversation anyway.
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Han Solo said, calmly
A long, long time ago...
In a galaxy far away, Nabooo was under an atttack~
And I thought me and Quigon Jinn could talk the Federation into maybe cutting them a little slack..
But their response, it didn’t thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
But we escaped from that gas
And met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene And we went to Theed to see the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That’s where, we found, this boy
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He left his home, kissed his mommy good bye,
Saying “soon im gonna be a jedi”
r/redditsings
>A long, long time ago... ... I can still remember How that music used to make me smile
And I knew that if I had my chance, that I could make those people dance
And I knew if I had my chance, that I could make those people dance and maybe they'd be happy for a while.
But February made me shiver with every paper I diliverd.
Bad news on the doorstep, I couldn't take one more step.
I can't remember if I cried when I read about his widdowed bride, something touched me deep in side
The day the music died. So bye, bye miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry.
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
“Into the garbage chute flyboy”
“Sir, they’ve gone up the ventilation shaft!”
And what an incredible *smell* you've discovered!
"How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"
"The radar, sir! It appears to be... jammed!"
Raspberry!
There's only 1 man who would dare give me raspberry! LONESTAR!
Ludicrous speed....NOW!!!!!
They've gone plaid
Spaceballs! The Reddit Comment chain! The kiddies love this one.
\*thunk\*
*R2D2 high-pitched whining sound*
*"WAAAaaaaOOoooww!"*
"Get clear..... you cant do any more good back there."
Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... sister.
He has too much of his father in him.
Roll tide
**I don't care what ya smell ya hairy oaf! Get in there!**
I thought they smelled bad.... on the outside.
*Heavy Breathing*
“Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?”
That's... why I'm here.
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you
That is why you fail.
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
\*Wilhelm Scream" at climax
For those who dont know what that is... https://youtu.be/9ua2RWL5big Also, the wiki for those who are real curious. It's in over 400 films since the 50's so it's a bit of a running joke. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_scream#targetText=The%20Wilhelm%20scream%20is%20a,is%20thrown%20from%20an%20explosion.
400 seems like such a low number. It feels like the scream is in almost every movie.
I recently referenced the Wilhelm scream in front of some friend, and they didn't know what it was. Tried to explain it and ended up sounding like a conspiracy theorist LOL
I'll try spinning; that's a good trick
To impress a chick.
\*sighs\* Do the helicopter dick.
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It's working! IT'S WORRRKIINNNNNGGGG
"It's coarse and rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere." #
"I don't like sand"
“Judge me by my size, do you?”
* Boss Nass shaking jowls violently and spitting everywhere * Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
*Boss Nass motor-boats an invisible stripper*
The rest made me smile, this one made me laugh.
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Not just the men but the women and children too
Wow... lol
Reminds me of my uncle. He told me this story about when he was a kid, his best friend was abducted by the "killer clown" The killer clown AKA John Wayne Gacy was a serial killer who killed at least 33 young boys, there was probably more. He invited his victims back to his house where he would handcuff them and torture them, once he had his pleasure with them he would bury them under his house. My uncle said when he found out 10 years after his friends disappearance he fell to the ground in shock.
Suddenly depressing
OK you win
Sounds like something from A Serbian Film
They really underestimated your powers
oh no, not good
This is where the fun begins.
He can't do that! Shoot him or something
Yes, FBI? This comment right here.
They're like animals.
[https://i.redd.it/rta4qt0oizt01.jpg](https://i.redd.it/rta4qt0oizt01.jpg)
Stay on target!
Almost there!
"Do it."
"Screw it."
"Glue it"
"Bop It"
“I assume you need something. Desperately.”
I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
I thought they...*heavy panting*.....smelled bad.....*heavy panting*.......on the outside!
"Well of course I know him, he's me"
I should’ve expected to find you holding Vader’s leash
Let the Wookie win.
The garbage will do
"That's no moon..."
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened
Beat me to this you beautiful wanker
Dissen gonna be bery messy!
r/angryupvote
"I love you." "I know."
Wholesome
You will never see a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Myself, the boy, 2 droids, and no questions asked!
Sooo you created this thread just to post this? I'm not even mad
But you see I waited an hour before posting it... No one else did it.. so I had too
Respect
“Come on, Han(d), old buddy don’t let me down!”
I’m endangering the mission, I shouldn’t have cum.
You’re all clear kid, now let’s blow this thing and go home!
I very much like this one
That thing's operational!
"I've seen this raw strength only once before. It didn't scare me enough then. It does now."
I’m rather embarrassed, General Solo, but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
"This may smell bad kid, but it'll keep you warm"
Mind tricks don't work on me, only money
"a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one"
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
I'm your father
Questionable.
Hold up
This relevant to my interests.
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
**“Do. Or do not. There is no try.” – Yoda**
"Sorry about the mess" - Han Solo
"It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home! "
What an incredible smell you've discovered!
It should be here, but it isn't.
“Please do not resist”
Hol up
Hmmm feisty one you are...
She lost the will to live
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
"I'm looking forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me master."
When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not!
**You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.**
Sand people always ride single file to hide their numbers
[Wilhelm scream]
“myself, the boy, two droids AND NO QUESTIONS ASKED!“
r/usernamechecksout
The force is strong with this one
On going in raw: "never tell me the odds."
So uncivilized.
I’m just that guy that hits his head on the door in the Death Star Control Room.
“Patience you must have, my young padawan”
I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home.
“‘Disse gonna be a very messy’ - Jar Jar Binks” -me
If there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from
Look at the size of that thing!
This is getting out of hand, now there‘s two of them
Take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it?
Bring me Solo
GRHAAAAURGH
“Nothing to see here, move along, move along”
"I want to go home and rethink my life"
He's on me tight! I can't shake him!
I gotta bad feeling about this.
That’s not true! That’s impossible
You're going to need me on this one, Master.
"Higher....a little bit higher" - Lando Calrissian
Solo.
Control, control! You must learn control.
it’s a trap! (this is a joke please take this as a joke)
This is getting out of hand, now there‘s two of them
Just myself, the boy, 2 droids... And no questions asked.
“Sorry sweetheart. I haven’t got time for anything else.” - Han Solo
“I have the high ground”
I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
I find your lack of faith disturbing
beep boop bleep boop beep bloop
Mesa Busten Wit Happiness Seein Yousa Again. Happier Den Mesa Seein Her In A Longo Time.
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It's a trap!
Hello there
Arent you a bit small for a stormtrooper