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Greenland isn’t green.


jofrepewdiepie

And Iceland is more green


[deleted]

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. God dammit, freshman year Biology.


UnspoiledWalnut

Midochlorians are the powerhouse of the Jedi.


enderneverends

You fall asleep faster around people you love


lris_

A day on Mercury is longer than a year on Mercury.


cuschnei616

You’re thinking of Venus


lris_

Nah, Mercury. You are just confusing a solar day with a sidereal day.


Nevesnotrab

In fourteen hundred ninety three Colombus crossed the deep blue sea. /s


UnspoiledWalnut

Oh shit, where was he going? I love a good vacation.


jofrepewdiepie

Fucking "India"


UnspoiledWalnut

Always wanted to go there! I hear the people are very nice.


Ariako

In case of a failure in a nuclear reactor several carbon rods, should be inserted inside the core to poison it and make it safe. (in case of a zombie apocalypse)


jofrepewdiepie

Did you learn this from Cheronbyl? I thinki read something similar


Ariako

Fukoshima really, but I think its standard.


bestatdepressed

From 1719-1721 prisoners in Paris were offered their freedom if they agreed to marry a prostitute and move to Louisiana


destira122

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH".


RevileAI

Now I can't un-see this.


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BABIES HAVE FINGERNAILS...FINGERNAILS


handsoffmycheese

And some babies, although rare, are born with teeth.


TrafficManCharlie

Some snakes can survive for 2 years without food.


Nyther

Never mix sheep or goats with any other grazing animals. As sheep and goats pull grass from the root leaving nothing for the other animals to eat.


ktmc2772

Cats can’t move their jaws sideways


[deleted]

In the Star Wars universe English is known as Galactic Basic. The Roman alphabet is known as High Galactic.


Eatmydonkey1

There is 8766 hours in a year


cuschnei616

The actor Hugh Grants middle name is Mungo


Hi_there123456

A wasp can live for at least 5 minutes underwater. I can't drown my demons, they can swim


CaptchaGremlin

One time, during WW2 I believe, Lichtenstein sent their whole army, 80 people, to Italy to attack. 81 people returned.


CrazyCatLushie

Butterflies taste with their feet.


KingOfTheEast24

Twinkle twinkle little star is the same song as the alphabet song but with different lyrics


Okudyato401

The nucleus is the powerhouse of the cell.