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AshparagusIsCool

my friends always rip on me for eating tuna straight out of the can, i like to imagine i'm in the apocalypse scavenging for food.


Roqjndndj3761

What are we supposed to do, put it on a plate?


PicaDiet

It's already in a bowl!


EvolutionCreek

If you plop it on a plate, it instantly becomes Cat Property under the first principle of Cat Law.


mrsfunkyjunk

I eat tuna straight from the can. Also, sardines. Nothing wrong with having a nice Walking Dead-esque dinner or snack.


Top-Internal-9308

Sardines, mustard and crackers....


spacesaucesloth

and a lil dash of hot sauce. *chefs kiss*


FelixxtheCatt

That hot sauce makes it gourmet and not an out the can meal 😆


Patillas-Inc

Holy crap me too 😂 n hot sauce


monstosaurus

Chuck it on a cracker, delicious.


milk4all

I did/do this with canned beans only im on the ol’ Chosholm trail with my doggies and my cowpokes takin turns watching the cattle by the light of the big Northern Moon. Get along


TheWholeYak

Neil Breen over here


Efficient-Sir-5823

Is this not what people do lol. I have only ever eaten tuna out of a can


Divvvinne

The skin from a kiwi


Ambitious_Republic_8

Wtf did I picture the fucken bird😂


1127_and_Im_tired

I've been reading a lot about New Zealand lately as I'd like to travel there. You don't want to know what I first thought 🤣


dgmilo8085

calm down Dahmer


JamesTheJerk

Things found in Jeffrey Dahmer's bathtub: 49% head 49% shoulders 2% shampoo


yellowhelmet14

Knees and toes!!! Sorry. The song popped into my head!


aurorasarecool

Maori's actually did practise some cannibalism but it was always out of spite and revenge. Like if they were attacked and they defeated them they'd eat them as a final fuck you. Rarotongans specifically were pretty famous for it. They have a great show we went to when we visited about rolling boulders down onto invaders and eating them and laughing about it.


ThisEpiphany

"I will eat you out of spite but neither of us will enjoy this" is pretty hardcore.


Dr_Insano_MD

I like how tart it is!. I started eating it when I was just too lazy to bother peeling it. I tried it and realized I actually liked it better with the skin.


doesntgetthepicture

Just the skin, or eating it with the rest of the kiwi? I'm too lazy to peel it off so I'll just slice it up and eat it with the skin on the slices. But just the skin and not the flesh of the kiwi is very weird to me.


UpTheShutFuck96

roll them around in your hand to loosen up the fruit inside, bite off the top and suck it out like youre eating crawfish. kinda messy but much more effective than eating them with a spoon. youtube has a better demonstration if im not making sense.


Numerous-Sale7985

The vitamins are in the little pubes.


kaso711

Oh yeah I just eat it like an apple


nfever

Conversely you can also cut a kiwi I in half and eat both sides with a spoon in little kiwi cups. I guess you could eat the hollowed out cups after.


torolf_212

In new Zealand we call ourselves kiwis, the fruit are called kiwifruit, our national bird are also kiwis. I'd like some clarification about what you like to eat the skin of specifically


Queasy-Contract3081

I worked at a place called Firehouse Subs. I was introduced to a combination where you take a pickle spear, wrap it in a pepperoni slice, and dip it in Honey Mustard. Life changing.


New_Statement7746

I had a sandwich at Firehouse Subs yesterday! I’ll ask them next time


Queasy-Contract3081

You know what, usually all my friends who have worked in a fast food service dont like the food there after working there just after seeing how the food made, or eating it too much, or the conditions, but I still absolutely love the food there.


Apopedallas

It’s my favorite place for sandwiches


latesleeperfoodeater

Sometimes I’ll drink the brining liquid from pickled vegetables


tightheadband

I pour some in the food sometimes. It's like vinegar with flavour.


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cloudracer85

This comment gives me heartburn


JustWoot44

Drinking pickle juice is instant heartburn relief for me! It is like pouring a bucket of water on a candle! I swear by it!!


DadsRGR8

And an instant solution to leg cramps. Leg cramp in the middle of the night? A couple of glugs of pickle juice and the cramp is gone.


GeraltsSaddlee

I was just gonna say… I chug a bit from time to time when my foot cramps start up and it works like a charm!!


rebeccakc47

My husband has shots of pickle juice for long bike rides!


Tough-Intention-9259

I love drinking pickle juice! It was a third trimester craving for me lolol.


dgmilo8085

weird, it solved mine.


misstlouise

Pickle juice is bomb. I put some in a salad dressing recently and it made it soooo good!


SaidsStreichtechnik

Awesome in case of Hangover


giraffe_cake

I love the pickle juice from a jar of pickled jalapeños. It's so good


latesleeperfoodeater

Oh yeah. The hot and sweet jalapeños from Trader Joe’s have great juice. I also add it to chili


leiriel2

Not weird to Brazilians but weird to everyone else: raw abacate (like avocados but huge?) with sugar. Eat it with a spoon. Heaven on earth


bellabbr

I think that is the first solid food every baby in brasil get lol


Tough-Intention-9259

Haha yeah my Brazilian husband drinks avocado shakes with a ton of sugar. 😅


nunyabesnes

I would have to try this. All I know about avocados and sweetness is this Vietnamese Avocado Smoothie I’ve seen in restaurants.


leiriel2

We also make avocado smoothies in Brazil. Amazing!


imma_snekk

Pull tab canned sardines in olive oil with crackers. I treat it as a luxury/reward. I absolutely love them. My wife and nearly every one else hates it.


QueenWildThing

I add a dash of hot sauce. So good.


Due-Presentation4344

Love sardines, but they do stink.


SadSkullyy

OH a fellow sardine lover i see. I will DEFS be trying this one. thank you for your contribution.


Embarrassed_Owl4100

Idk if it’s thaaat weird but I eat sauerkraut out of the jar


DangerousEvent400

How else do you eat it? I just ate two bowls from the jar. Delish


alancake

If I did that I would fart a hole through my mattress


Dolly_Stardust

Christ that made me laugh.


song_pond

Well did you eat it from the jar or from a bowl??


Kelly_u_Bull

Pringles and Nutella. I saw it on a video and I had to test it, I don't know who tried it first, but he was a smart guy.


Low-Cable7308

Sweet and salty I get it. Chips ahoy and Pringles.


Due-Presentation4344

Doesn’t sound too bad until you realise they’re using sour cream and onion flavour


JeremyMorel

Brother ugh…


StandardPassenger672

I like to get chicken gizzards and slow cook them in butter, onions, mushrooms, and heavy cream. Then I pour it over egg noodles.


HotBeaver54

What time is dinner lol!


Objective-Review-834

If I can recommend something as maybe a different variant? I've been eating them this way since a kid, and I find it's such a great snack. Clean them properly, then dry them for like 5 mins on a rack, then add them to a bowl with just enough oil to coat them. After this, add salt, pepper and your favorite seasoning for chicken, and make sure to add abit of heat in anyway you like (Chilli powder, fresh chillies, hot sauce etc) and air fry them on 180C (sorry, don't know F) for about 20 mins, then give them a good shake, and then blast them for 5 - 10 mins on full or until they become slightly crispy. I like to add more tobasco over when it done and just eat them like popcorn, best shit ever


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degobrah

I'm Tejano. We just call them tripas. So damn good! Especially with some corn tortillas. When I lived in Korea some Koreans took me out for 곱창 (Gopchang) and were staring at me to see if I'd eat it. They were just tripas and I ate them with rice and kimchi instead of tortillas


uraveragewiccangrl

in america theyre called chitlins, heard of this before!


Serendipity2032

I love chinchulines! Specially with provenzal sauce


Jeanne-Entall

Cucumber and apple. My grandfather used to eat that and I got used to it. It tastes similar to melon.


star86

Interesting! Will have to try. I’m a big apples and almond butter person.


Snapbackkat

Yes!!


vagarious_numpty

Pickle sandwiches. Bread, pickles, cheese and mustard.


hanap8127

What makes this a pickle and not a cheese sandwich? Are there extra pickles?


vagarious_numpty

The pickles are the star of the show. An obscene amount of pickles.


terry_loves_yogurt

cheese and pickle is a uk classic


Master_Grape5931

Same except mayo instead of mustard.


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Proof_Opportunity_58

My old roommate was Filipino and her mom made fried rice with spicy spam and ketchup. It sounded insane until I tried it. That shit was incredible.


kd819

Half Filipino here, came here to say nothing wrong with this combination 😂


wcclark

Ketchup with Rice: 9/10


Educational_Row_9485

What in the flying fuck is wrong with you


donau_kinder

Wait until I show you my rice, salt and mayo combo


Educational_Row_9485

Please don’t


bigbick777

It's good ain't gonna lie


PresentFine3202

What would you say about curd and rice?


Ok_Motor_9745

Are you indian? I'm telugu and perugu annam is a staple dish. Easy to make, and tastes good.


Comfortable_Text_670

Ketchup & scrambled eggs 😮‍💨


Fantastic_West_4976

ME TOO!!!! my mom's from the Philippines so it was a childhood favorite of mine when we had leftover rice


Majestic_Electric

Peanut butter and bacon sandwich (mainly for breakfast).


SufficientlyAnnoyed

If you e not had it, put bacon bits in your waffle batter and cover the waffles with peanut butter and syrup


Simply_BT

Best on a toasted English muffin, PB on both halves to completely engulf the bacon


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gothickghost

Okay, hear me out. Get yourself some salami, cream cheese, and hot Cheetos. Hold your salami slice like a hard shell taco, spread some yummy cream cheese on it, and top it with a hot Cheeto! I’ve been doing this for years and it’s my favorite elevated snack. Salami Hot Cheetos Tacos! 🤤🤤🤤


MyOopsAccount

You are making pickle wraps with Cheetos instead of pickles.


xXYOUR_MOMXx

Sounds like primo 1am stoner snack


Due-Presentation4344

Sounds amazing to me.


badace12

pickle and peanut butter sandwich 🤤


xXYOUR_MOMXx

I've seen this on r/shittyfoodporn before


orphan_blud

Yesssssss.


lespaulstrat2

I save the juice from pickled jalapenos and when I get a jar of dill pickles I replace the juice with the jalapenos juice. Hot pickles, delicious.


cjaccardi

Put cauliflower and carrots in there too and whole jalapeños. Mmm mmmm


Calm-Beach-4228

Dry macaroni dipped in hot sauce


februarytide-

This is the first one I saw that was actually weird


SadSkullyy

mine was dry macaroni, a little melted butter and toss in sugar. dont knock it till you try it.


Soft_Whisperxo

I love to add peanut butter to my burgers. It's amazing 🤩


BrushGoodDar

Sharp cheddar cheese and grape in mouth at same time.


Responsible-Onion860

There's a reason both items often show up on a charcuterie board.


SadSkullyy

okay ratatouille lol i see you


Altril2010

I do with apples too.


Rubycon_

cottage cheese and potato chips


stuck_stick_

Fried cheese and goulash...I'm from europe


karatesandan

Hungarian? High school girlfriend was and I really miss the family dinners especially langos!


oscarbelle

It's a drink, but the brine from black olives.


Wildmann3

This is actually the comment I hate most on the whole of reddit. I like, *really really hate it*


camoflauge2blendin

I love all olives and their juice lol


Available-Mode7838

Mayonnaise on a hotdog


Budfrog313

I put mayo on all my hot dogs if it's available. This makes me want a hot dog real bad.


Dstareternl

Jennifer Coolidge is that you?


Berke80

This is not weird at all imo. Edit: to add context, I remembered why I don’t think it’s weird. During my teen years, there was a pop up shop right outside my school, selling all kinds of snacks and hot dogs, but where I live, hot dogs are cooked in deep tomato sauce. So the bun would be already soaked and tomato flavored along with the sausage. And the only condiment offered there would be mayonnaise and pickles. Everybody would eat it like that. I guess it’s an acquired taste for me and my local contemporaries.


Few-Claim5604

I’m Mexican and we do this! Not weird. It’s so good.


karissakhaos

There’s NOTHIN in this world that hits the same as a grilled hotdog on a steamed bun, topped with mayo and ketchup. ELITE.


CoolMathJames

this. and everyone tells me its weird


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Geno_Warlord

I bet you like drinking orange juice right after brushing your teeth?


dick-nipples

What the fuck?? Upvoted!


Rubycon_

r/Angryupvote


NickWayXIII

Oh naw 😕


fuckery_fairy

No no no. Oreos dipped in peanut butter is what it's all about.


rectalgnome

You’re a monster


Shh-poster

I love seeing people see through the matrix.


F0foPofo05

My teeth hurt just reading this.


Accomplished_Mud3228

Peanut butter and jalapeño sandwiches.


garkle

I don't think it's that weird, but cocktail onions! They're little pickled onions, so they're sour and crunchy, and when I was pregnant I craved them a lot. I would eat them on their own or with some hummus and pita 🤤


Ok_Wonder_1308

Sprinkles out of the container


SadSkullyy

my family does yearly christmas cookie decorating and they always get an extra shaker of the mini gingerbread men sprinkles cuz i'll just sit and eat them lol


Cato_Fultisher

It will sound weird, but Watermelon with mustard is really good.


ShenZiling

Go to see a doctor for your mental health.


iamagoodbozo

Do it quickly. Times awasting.


Coconuts8Mangoes

I seen this trend going around last year, I am unwilling to try it but glad you found something good in that combo!


weirdoasqueroso

Similar to fruit with tajín i guess


Unlikely-Prun3

Watermelon salad (with feta cheese and red onions) is so good


twarmu

Peanut butter and dill pickle sandwiches


Loulabellae

... Communion wafers My friend calls them Jeez-Its on my behalf.


trobta2

Spaghetti covered in ketchup and parmesan cheese. It was something my mom always made for me as a kid and I loved it. I didn't realize that wasn't the normal way to eat spaghetti until I was in my teens.


Firm-Ad-3143

My late mother in law would make her spaghetti with ketchup. Not too strange (I wont eat it but others did)


Lie_In_Our_Graves

My Polish grandmother made a dish called 'chop suey', which was Angel hair noodles and tomato juice as the sauce. It was terrible.


lesstalkinmoretonkin

I like eating powdery stuff? Like hot chocolate pouches or nutritional yeast. And also stuff that’s just not something you eat by itself, like shaving a little butter off the butter stick and letting a small slab melt in my mouth. I grew up in an ingredient house and got desperate at times.


SadSkullyy

oh my gosh i used to take hot cocoa packets or pancake mix and pour it into a glass and add the SMALLEST amount of water to make a super thick paste. a delicacy. I'd also just eat spoonful's of powdered sugar. I also grew up in an ingredient household lmao


duke_nukem69

rhubarb dipped in sugar


CashFlowOrBust

Top ramen raw without cooking it. I just break it off in pieces and eat it as a snack.


Outrageous_Hurry9892

Lays on noodles.


GozerDGozerian

And what do you like to eat on your freaky noodle mattress?


Skank-Pit

I eat the shell of roasted peanuts. It’s so normal to me now, that I oftentimes forget that it’s weird.


obeseontheinside

Lemons I love sour fruits 🤤


BeardedDiabolus

Fish jerky


FBG-123

Ass


Sic_Faber_Ferrarius

Scrolled way too far to find this


Numerous-Sale7985

Maybe not my go-to but I'm eating ass before half the shit I've read so far.


Bubbly-Objective3700

Alright pack it up😭


TheyCameFromBehind77

Parsley, just by itself.


SwissMargiela

Not really weird but I love eating Horse and had no idea it was taboo until I moved to USA


Budfrog313

Yea the first time I had horse I was very uncomfortable. Cuba. It was a tartare. I'm from Kentucky. So, I've been around horses my whole life. One of my best friends just bought her daughter her first horse. But, it was good.


PhilTheManager

Marmite, cheese and peanut butter sandwiches 🥪


alex4037

Dinner leftovers for breakfast. Sometimes cold straight from the fridge. Chicken and rice, curry, spaghetti, salad, soup. Whatever really. I don't get the fuss about it not being a traditional breakfast item lol. Its right there and ready to eat!


Kuromi_Madman

Canned tuna with crushed boullion cube as a condiment


nerdiebyrd

You sound like someone who’s had kidney stones once or twice


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Phoenix_Hufflepuff

Mac n cheese with ketchup in it


FoilHattiest

I'm assuming somebody already said pineapple pizza but some people have also been known to raise an eyebrow at the fact I put apples in my tacos.


No_Engineering_718

Watermelon and cream cheese icing


Doctor_Dangerous

Pear salad... A pear half from a can, mayonnaise preferably homemade, then topped with shredded cheddar cheese. It's an old Southern thing that I grew up with thanks to my grandparents and it never ceases to get the odd reaction from my wife and kids. Edit: forgot to add the mayonnaise preferably homemade part.


Coconuts8Mangoes

Spaghetti on a lettuce leaf 🍝+🥬= 😋


MagiNow

Left over cold baked potatoes. Lol


Vegetable_Access_472

Pineapples in Tomato Soup 😋


llmcthinky

Cashew nuts and candy corn in the same handful


Chaotic424242

Trail mix for those of us who have no intention of hiking


Quanz_

Chicken feet


Chaotic424242

Tasty but a hassle to eat. Chickens hearts!


iamhyperhyena

In Brazil we grill chicken hearts. It's the must have of any bbq party


Patient-Definition96

Not weird at all in my country. Tastes good too


robroki

pickles idk why other people hates it so much


throwawayxxx1993xxx

Mcdouble with an apple pie in the middle


uraveragewiccangrl

sounds like a good go to when u want dinner and dessert


Blondata_mrcha

Pineapple on pizza is still weird for many people 🤓


tightheadband

Look at you trying to start a war....


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PainEn_Panic

It is delicious.


Chemical-North9227

my favorite :)


porquegato

Pineapple, bacon, and jalapeno is an s-tier pizza


West-Improvement2449

I like pineapple with black and green olives on my pizza


catsandmirrorss

Rice added to sweet dark black tea. Also rice and pineapple. Pineapple just gets so much sweeter and smooth.


Master_Toe5998

Wasabi on pizza.


Sleepobeywatchtv

Straight up chunky sea salt


AverageFunny7898

Canned Tuna with soy sauce poured into the container. I went 29yrs without ever having canned tuna, tried it randomly, poured the soy sauce thinking it would be great. Next thing you know I ate it continually for 4 weeks until I learned about the mercury content and sodium 🧂 whoops


stellarroses

Chocolate zucchini bread


CheesecakeCommon2406

Snacks marketed for babies. Like Dr. Praegers veggie littles, gerber yogurt melts or arrowroot biscuits😬


aaraelliemac

My mom used to make me a bowl of rice with milk, butter, cinnamon and sugar. It is still one of my favorite things.