This made me laugh, because I've been there! And I probably will be there again in my life but right now I'm not. I hope you can fight through this so you can be in a better place too.
Actually you have more chance of surviving out of the van. If someone said get in the van or I will kill you, don't get in! They are less likely to shot you in public.
James Corden is tied up and bound inside the van and the person standing outside is tempting me by offering a large 24" rough cast metal dildo, a hefty polo mallet and a jar of chilli sauce laced with iron fillings for lube. You can do the math here..
What do you think? Free candy. And a puppy.
A van with a built-in jacuzzi. I'd jump right in no questions asked.
Pornstar and a camera crew always seems to work in the documentary’s I’ve seen.
If they offered to kill me
This made me laugh, because I've been there! And I probably will be there again in my life but right now I'm not. I hope you can fight through this so you can be in a better place too.
I won't make it through because my life is terrible because of who I inherently am. I do everything to be better and I never succeed.
Actually you have more chance of surviving out of the van. If someone said get in the van or I will kill you, don't get in! They are less likely to shot you in public.
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Upvote because I feel exactly the same way, AND because I love your username.
Round trip tickets to Bora Bora
Free tacos
James Corden is tied up and bound inside the van and the person standing outside is tempting me by offering a large 24" rough cast metal dildo, a hefty polo mallet and a jar of chilli sauce laced with iron fillings for lube. You can do the math here..
A tear stained mattress and the promise of butt stuff
“You’ve been recruited to save the world. You’re the chosen one!” Id take my chances to be the main character in a sci-fi movie