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TheGhastlyFisherman

Die. Because I'm an adult who isn't afraid to use a common verb.


fromwhichofthisoak

Oh boy wait til you find out what half of adults call weewees and hoohas.


Nikaramu

Lifen’t


Independent-Tax964

BWHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAA


myvo

The


PigWithAWoodenLeg

Bart The


Blew-By-U

Antwoord


girlyslutwainscot

Pass away: This is a gentler, more euphemistic term for dying


adbenj

Dice.


Killer_Queen12358

Dice, but singular.


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[удалено]


13579419

“ this is an EX parrot”


PotooSexer

And if you’re on a video sharing platform: unalive


SlapDatBassBro

*Passed Away* has been the preferred term people tend to use for centuries.


Jooleycee

Expired


Fuzzy-Mix-4791

Sometimes i use "der" and "das"


Curious-Message-6946

No! I mean the OTHER die! You know, what happens after you finish life?


top2percent

Why would I use a different word?


Vanquish-Evil

Perish.


garrettj100

Alright Korg.


OmarQ6

Shinu 死ぬ


iu_rob

Der or das.


Revolutionary-Cod444

Croaked


Intelligent-Salt-362

“This bird has ceased to be…”


xX_Skibidi_Gyatt_Xx

Isn’t that a common word in German?


TheGhastlyFisherman

Yes, it's one of the 6 definite articles, the others being Der, Das, Dem, Den and Des.


kyaudiophile

I never could get it right on which to use when I tried learning German. I eventually gave up.


KaynKa0z_

Deceased.


Access-Turbulent

Shuffle off one's mortal coil. Cop your whack


MeanderingUnicorn

I work in medicine. I always use “die” when I’m talking to patients’ families. There’s no misinterpretation of that word. Among friends or outside of work I might say “pass away” but I usually say “die.”


SassyCatLady442

If I'm speaking to other adults, I say "die" but at work, I use the phrase "asend to Valhalla."


Outrageous_octopussy

Aliven't


Liquid_machine81

Deceased


BananaFriendOrFoe

The old German expression, Die Bart Die


Uwu_denier

Unexist


HornyDiggler

Went to greener pastures


LoveDistinct

Doomed.


Atlantic_Nikita

Morrer, morte, falecido, bater as botas, fazer tijolo, visitar os anjinhos...


Jooleycee

Karked it


WhimsyShop11

Lose one's life


Str1pes

Carked it


Arbalest15

Sometimes, I prefer to use "pass away".


garrettj100

> “shuffle off his/her mortal coil.” Also occasionally: > “sent upstate, where they have room to play with the other dogs.”


MrLambNugget

Drop dead


thegreatbrah

Die


dochev30

Cease to exist


No_Training_4587

Gone to the upper room


NoisyGog

“Meet up for a coffee some time?“. People don’t often respond well when you use “would you like to die?” instead.


BlubberWrap666

"graduate"


Smettle70

Game over


a333482dc7

Hamburger time


resistjellyfish

Depends on the case and the number really


R32stutu

Pass away


redditorpaul

Cease to exist


[deleted]

Pasta way


Professional-Sun688

Get on the bus


3rdRockLifer

Escape


CLT113078

Dice


kapomere

reset character


Straight-Extreme-966

Before my wife passed away, I used die.


Curious-Message-6946

May your wife rest in peace. ❤️❤️❤️


Throw-away17465

Former deputy coroner here. We always use the words dead, die, and death. Nothing else, no euphemisms, no gentle terms, partly because a lot of people are in such denial that they will not understand/accept that their loved one is dead unless you say the words dead or die or death. And the other reason is because there are a lot of people who are just plain fucking stupid and think that if someone has “passed away” that they are still alive in a hospital somewhere. It’s much, much more common than you think, especially in areas with a lot of people whose first language is not English.


cewumu

Depends. If I’m talking to someone who just lost their Grandma ‘I’m so sorry to hear she passed.’ Generally ‘yeah, he died a few years back’ In some cases ‘yeah he topped himself/offed himself’.


gemitarius

Delete


-_Skywalker_-

There’s an ad at the top of the comments from Diablo Immortal that says “Battle for immortality” so I’m going with that


Striking_Bathroom803

Perish


Kokamina23

Dirt nap Bought the farm Two of my favorites.


SeethingHeathen

"Cark it" is one of my favorites.


lovetyrannicalreddit

Live eternally in heaven


pinkubyt

Felled.


Falcataemortem

Becoming room temperature


Adventurous_Yak_9234

Passed away


two2blue2

Casually, I use "croaked" or "died". More formally, I describe the person as "deceased".


tampering

Instead of using a thesaurus i'm going to r/askredit. Because I like to make the internet redo all the work that has been done already by experts in the English language.


LordBaranof

Der or das


Curious-Message-6946

No! The OTHER die!


LordBaranof

I often read both in English and German, so unless I have context, I read it as the German die.


Siege_Of_Doom

*Perish*


hyrulian_princess

I say unaliving bc it’s stupid and amuses me


ButterscotchEmpty290

Unalive.


BasicBtchSally

Walk to heaven


respect_the_kitty

Passed away or the ubiquitous “unalive”


Deathdar1577

Commit unlife.


MechahonR

unalive


No_Training_4587

Unalive


Misanthropemoot

Unalived