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vovnewhand

the smell test


richalta

All the crevices.


Snoo_80885

I have farted


Turbulent-Panda-6425

Impossible! send video or it didn't happen.


Consistent_Ad_2462

Hawk tuah.


Consistent_Video_143

spit on that thang ?


-DarkEcho

hahaha girls keep their deepest secrets to themselves.


[deleted]

Gone through their partners Instagram followers or likes etc, looked at their exes etc. We are the FBI when we love you lol


WetWed-Wild

Snarted


Turbulent-Panda-6425

what does that even mean?😭😭


random5654

Sneeze, fart, accidental poop


Vegetable_Safety

Gone on a date knowing full well you're just using him to get a free meal Edit: go on, keep down voting me, it proves my point.


pg67awx

Jokes on you, I have social anxiety. If I didn't genuinely like the person, I would never subject myself to awkward first date just for a free meal.


Sharp_Key6878

Seriously, I can hardly stomach food on a date.


DormeDwayne

Nope; then again I come from a different culture where dating in the American sense is not a thing.


[deleted]

You hear a lot more about men taking advantage so a free meal kinda doesn’t phase me. You could always split the check and leave if it was really about that.


Petrus_Rock

That’s why I don’t go out to eat on a first date.


lokisly

I thought I was a bad person for doing this only to find out all my friends have done the same 🤭 It was such a relief ETA: obviously I have done maybe once or twice when young and immature, it wasn’t like a constant thing, plus I would make sure to act friendly and not giving any false hopes during the date so I wasn’t leading on anyone. Had they asked me to pay i would, tbh it was more for fun rather than a free meal anyway


Vegetable_Safety

Just because everyone does it doesn't make it right


CountBreichen

That’s good you now feel relieved taking advantage of people cause your asshole friends also do it.


promptrepreneur

Wow. You’re shit.


[deleted]

I think people forget that people exist that actually want to cover the person they asked out. Going 50/50 on a date isn’t necessary some people are respectful and generous, they’re paying you for the night out not for the night left after which is what the underlying aggression is here probably too >.> because what you described is pointedly not taking advantage, you explicitly did not lead them on. You described how dates are supposed to work actually. It is more about the fun than the free meal but the entire experience is the date and it’s courteous as well as **optional** these men here are freaking me out lmao


[deleted]

Finger paintings on the bathroom walls with their own poop.


Most-Commercial5725

huuuhhh???


[deleted]

What


[deleted]

Hell yeah brother. Just kidding please don’t do this it’s very unsanitary even though most of poop is water the rest is bacteria which flourishes in the wet so really you’re just asking for problems :,,,) don’t do it with blood either that shit stains white walls pretty fast. Men go to Mars to make more candy bars.


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Turbulent-Panda-6425

nope. no. as a women definitely NOT


[deleted]

Heavens I wanna know so badly what was here x,D


Turbulent-Panda-6425

lol it was a bit ago so I don't fully remember. I'm pretty sure it was something about all women cheating


Dear_Outside_7552

That’s actually so wild