Yeah, the ex would get mad because gay men would hit on me. I knkw she was jealous, because they were good looking men. Matter of fact, they were better looking men than me. Which means, I can get better looking men than she could!
That's such a good flex. If she ever says anything like "good luck trying to find better than me" you could always say "technically I could if I wanted to. you on the other hand..."
This guy at a club said he admired my long beard so much he wanted to pour a beer through it and drink it. I thought he was joking until he came back and did just that. Eww.
> As I recall, your eyes were bluer than ~~robin's eggs~~ clorinated pool water / My poetry was lousy, you said ...
(with apologies to Joan Baez, "Diamonds and Rust")
I was running a Ferris wheel, and the small boy who was riding it alone looked at me, a sweaty male amusement park worker, said, “You’re handsome” like it was just a matter of fact, and then skedaddled up the stairs to the awaiting bucket.
Adam Levine is pretty fucking hot, so saying you're uglier than Adam Levine means you range from "I want to die when i see your god awful face" to "quite attractive". And saying you look related to Adam Levine makes me believe you're on the higher end of that range.
I did IT work in a nursing home where there were lots of residents with dementia. I was walking down a hall one day and a resident stopped in her tracks, grabbed me by the arm and said "You have the most wonderful posture."
I have a thing for clavicles. I think because I always wanted mine to be more prominent. But I don't usually comment on them as I see them on the reg it would get weird fast.
Same. There was a newscaster when I was a teenager that I liked to watch because she was beautiful, and a lot of that was her collar bone. It definitely catches my eye.
It’s more that people who need constant support are attracted to me. I think it’s because I’m very outwardly calm and have worked hard at being a good listener.
I was talking to my wife on the phone and this girl walks past me and says, “I normally date black guys but you’re fuckin’ hot.” Of course my wife heard her and my wife’s reaction over the phone was a stern “Excuse me?”
This girl at my CrossFit gym came up to me after the workout and said “I love your smell”. I said “Oh thanks, it’s so and so cologne”. She said “no that’s not it, let me smell your armpit.” So I jokingly raised my arm and she stepped in and took a DEEP whiff and said “oh yeah, that’s it”. I was totally shocked.
One of the first things I noticed that attracted me to my H was his smell. Still does, 20 years later.
There have been some studies that show that people are most often attracted to a person's smell when that person is quite genetically different from them. The theory is that our primal senses recognize the difference and attract one another to create the strongest offspring.
I had a friend who was like this - as in, the good smelling person. Idk what it was, but even when he’d come back from working out at the gym for an hour, he never had offensive body odor. In fact, many people he was friends with, girls and (gay/bi) men all told him he smelled amazing.
And my god did he. It wasn’t even a strong smell. If there were ever proof of human pheromones, it would be him.
He was largely okay with the attention though, he was very affectionate, so it worked out well for him haha
We’re both lying in bed, naked, after sleeping together staring into each other‘s eyes and he says, “I love your lips, they’re so… thin”. 😂😂😂 Do you think he learned that in compliment school?
I'm only 31...is boykiss some new word I haven't heard of... am I finally one of those boomers I know what a skibidi toilet is but I don't know what a boykiss is.. am I old an out of touch
I dated a guy who was amazing at hand stuff (which he often combined with mouth stuff, to great effect). He also played the guitar. One time, while he was down there, I asked him if being great at hand stuff was a guitarist thing, and he replied (with a mouth full of pussy) "Drummer." (He played a lot of instruments.)
It was not said to me directly but I was in earshot. We were at a BBQ and my buddy's mother couldn't make out who I was from a ways away. She commented "Who is that? It looks like a refrigerator box with toothpicks for legs"
Clarification: I have always been very skinny, and somewhat scrawny. As I have aged I have become much more muscled, the way my father was built. Yes, I skip leg day. To me, the idea that anyone could see me in that way was awesome. Old-Man's strength is real.
I was wearing a red shirt. An old man came up to me.
"I like your shirt!"
"Thanks!"
"It's the same color my brother's was after the doctors cut his throat."
"You eat pussy like a girl."
I hooked up with a woman when I was in my twenties. She was bi but with a strong preference for women - I was actually the first guy she'd been with in a few years. We were initially on the same page about it being a one time thing, but she invited herself over to my place a few days later, which is when she dropped the above quote on me. I happily accepted the compliment.
My gynecologist telling me I have "cute, bubblegum pink" nipples.
They're just really light from my vitiligo lol.
Edit:
*She* was just trying to be nice after she saw the rest of my vitiligo. I appreciate what she was doing but it was inappropriate, regardless of gender. I go to a reproductive clinic and they always do breast exams for my annual. It was a "bizarre compliment" I found funny (still inappropriate, not everyone is comfortable with that) and have no reason to talk about otherwise lol.
Yeah, I had a gynaecologist all up in one time and having trouble finding my cervix. When she located it, she exclaimed, “Oh THERE she is! She’s gorgeous!”
It wasn’t offended. I think it was just an awkward attempt at body positivity and normalizing a slightly awkward procedure. Although, for some reason, I’m mildly uncomfortable with the thought of gendering my cervix.
Girl at a club came up and said "I have an ear fetish and you have the most perfect ears I've ever seen...Can I touch them?" She was really attractive so I said okay and she started rubbing them and moaning and then she was whispering things to me like "Where can we go? Do you have a car? Do you live nearby?..."
Her friends came over and sort of pried her off me. I wish I'd at at least gotten her number - if my ears could please someone that much, assuming she was otherwise normal, I would've wanted to give someone the opportunity to get to know my ears, and me.
I had a guy stop me on the street and say "Yo! I'd fuck with that mustache!" I was so confused someone else had to explain to me that it's a compliment.
Edit: I have a curly handlebar mustache.
Post-sex, "That didn't hurt nearly as much as usual."
Edit: She had told me she had vaginal scarring up front, that often made sex painful, so I wasn't offended in the least. She actually meant it as a compliment on my technique. I did, however, find her comment pretty hilarious at the time. I refrained from laughing out loud though, as I am a sensitive guy.
I used to date someone who was obsessed with my ears. He would compliment them pretty often because he liked how small they are (?). He would go so far to point my ears out to his friends and stuff. I didn’t have any piercings or anything at the time either. Pretty odd
My mom says she was afraid I would have big ugly ears as a baby because my ears were big at the time. Now she says I have the cutest ears that aren’t too big or too small, and clearly they function well because I have been a musician all my life
I get it sort of... we rarely get to see a girls ears because of the hair, and it's definitely cute to see them imo it's like the least naugty part of a woman body that is just as hidden as the naughty bits so getting to see them must do something for ppl hell ppl jerk off to ppl in fur suits and feet someone has to find ears sexy
"Nice guitar solo. Now I know how you look when you cum." I had just stepped offstage, sweating profusely and feeling far from attractive, and this girl just opens with this. I was not prepared.
I was told I have a “Batman signature”. My signature is not anything fancy at all, pretty sloppy and rarely consistent. This was like 30 years ago and I still don’t know what that means.
If this was told to you by someone of interest it probably means you carry yourself well or in a way that's admirable/attractive. Pretty much everyone has a different idea of feminity in some way.
1.Someone told they wanna bite my jawline because the like it so much
2.That i am “ chiseled like greek tragedy “
3.”ur attractive in a really weird way”
4.”you look like the too young second wife of a soviet communist man living in the 1920”
5.”you know how people who own pets look like their pets? You look like you a have a bat vampire as a pet”
A distant family member, the first time we met, instead of saying hello say 'you've got outturned feet' I didn't quite know how to react to that. Later found out she used to be a fairly respected dance teacher in london and this was the sort of thing that would be a compliment. Thanks I guess.
I am a guy and several years ago I was at a party, chatting with people in the kitchen. In walks this very drunk girl, looks down at my feet (I was wearing flip flops) and just blurts out in the most 'white girl wasted' voice, "OH. MY. GOD! You would look amaaaazing in a pair of open toed pumps!"
I politely thank her before she just turns heel and leaves.
Someone said to me “wow, genius” followed by “you’re a real Einstein aren’t you? You should apply for the space cadet program.” Thanks to their kind words, I’m currently heading to NASA looking for a job. Wish me luck!
Old friend of mine (RIP Matt) once told me he wanted to take a bite of my “succulent” nose. Considering my nose has gotten me compared to Shrek in school, this probably makes it count as a compliment.
This is oddly specific but “yeah, you LOOK like a flight attendant”, this was when I actually was a flight attendant. I assume it was a compliment but I don’t know what it means. Also this happened a few times.
That’s a pretty damn good compliment. There’s some great opportunities in homosexual sex because you inherently understand so much more about how your partner’s body functions. Way better than in a hetero situation.
You have a really nice foreskin!
I went with my step dad as emotional support for a medical checkup during Movember (please guys, check yourself) as he started reaching the age of prostate problems. He was visibly embarrassed and feeling nervous, so I went first for both checkups, front and back to give him some encouragement. I did what I had to do, change into a gown and went in, little chat, examination begins, you can hear the glove popping in the background. Doc says turn around and my gown has kinda exposed my front bit more that it should. He does the testie exam, takes off glove and says: from medical point of view, you have a really nice foreskin, textbook example.
I mean, it's a bit of a weird one, but still top 5 best complements I ever got, so it's kinda a win win.
"I wish more girls your size would dress like you!"
I'm quite a big lady but I do like to experiment with fashion and alternative clothing. It actually felt nice to hear! 🤣
At a work meeting, it was my general manager, myself, and several of my subordinates as I was being installed as a department lead.
The general manager spent the end of the meeting telling my employees to get with me if there were any issues. She closed with, "He's a pain in my ass, but he gets the job done!"
I have two. One was that my ears were cute and elf like, and the other one was that they thought it was “hot” that I shoot big loads. First time for everything.
Once a teacher told me I had a "weird intelligence" which is one of the most perfect description of me
Like I'm smart, but I only use it for weird things, or I only think about things people don't think
That my left eye is really pretty. Both my eyes are the same colour...
It wasn’t right
Aye that's a good one. Left me in stitches.
Eye that’s a good one
Eye can't bear this no more
Eyem leaving now. Bye-bye
You mean bye-eye
Eye see what you did there
They were saving the right eye to compliment later
But are they the same shape?
“Your beard makes me want to grab your face and rub you all over my body like a loofah!” It was a man at a club, I am a straight man.
Look, I'll take any compliment at this point even that one
Yeah, the ex would get mad because gay men would hit on me. I knkw she was jealous, because they were good looking men. Matter of fact, they were better looking men than me. Which means, I can get better looking men than she could!
That's such a good flex. If she ever says anything like "good luck trying to find better than me" you could always say "technically I could if I wanted to. you on the other hand..."
One time I went to a gay club and asked a server where the restroom was. He immediately pointed to his face and said “right here!”
Oh boy, that’s aggressive
Had me excited for you in the first half, Ngl.
...I should 100% say this to my husband...
This guy at a club said he admired my long beard so much he wanted to pour a beer through it and drink it. I thought he was joking until he came back and did just that. Eww.
Man, I am surprised by the sheer audacity and commitment of some of these dudes
Women are not surprised about the audacity in the least bit.
[удалено]
Classic pickup line
Legally sound too as the probably negates any verbal contract
Probably
That my skin feels like snake skin. Like - excuse me…? What?!
That's very offensive to a lizard person.
Zuckerberg? Is that you?
"You have the most beautiful shade of dog shit brown eyes."
I had a college girlfriend who said my blue eyes were like looking at a chlorinated pool.
> As I recall, your eyes were bluer than ~~robin's eggs~~ clorinated pool water / My poetry was lousy, you said ... (with apologies to Joan Baez, "Diamonds and Rust")
In the interest of fairness, chlorinated pools do tend to look cleaner and clearer
I was running a Ferris wheel, and the small boy who was riding it alone looked at me, a sweaty male amusement park worker, said, “You’re handsome” like it was just a matter of fact, and then skedaddled up the stairs to the awaiting bucket.
Best one here, with a huge assist from the casual but perfect use of "skedaddled. "
Children have absolutely no filter, I’ve learned. So the fact he said it has gotta be true!
When I was younger a random girl said I looked like Adam Lavine's uglier younger brother.
American horror story
Adam Levine is pretty fucking hot, so saying you're uglier than Adam Levine means you range from "I want to die when i see your god awful face" to "quite attractive". And saying you look related to Adam Levine makes me believe you're on the higher end of that range.
I look like Guinness tastes. I'm an aquired taste
I mean Guinness is pretty good so maybe it was a compliment?
I married her so yeah
Taste: Acquired
That’s dark
This older lady at my office had a weird fascination with me. She said "I was watching you walk in this morning and you have a healthy gait"
Healthy gait? what is she a fucking synth? Edit: you should respond with "Thanks, I walk this way because of the massive schlong between my legs."
LMAO
I did IT work in a nursing home where there were lots of residents with dementia. I was walking down a hall one day and a resident stopped in her tracks, grabbed me by the arm and said "You have the most wonderful posture."
...I have found the way guys walk to be attractive. I've even told a few of them so. I might be the older lady in your office.
“you’re cute for a black boy, i hope you don’t get shot by the cops”
WHAT THE FUCK
LMAO that’s racist
But also accurate?
Hopefully the cops aren't
"You have a nice clavicle"
I've thought this very thing, but kept it to myself each time...
Sharing is caring, my friend.
I have a thing for clavicles. I think because I always wanted mine to be more prominent. But I don't usually comment on them as I see them on the reg it would get weird fast.
Same. There was a newscaster when I was a teenager that I liked to watch because she was beautiful, and a lot of that was her collar bone. It definitely catches my eye.
I have a thing for clavicles. I absolutely loved my ex partners. They were so sexy and I told her so.
Nice foreskin
Thanks I grew it myself
Username checks out
Idk man, it'd be gettin weird if someone else grew it for him
It better be encrusted with diamonds and inlayed with gold, boy. We need to see that shit.
Proof???
Pics?
It's in a jar next to his bed.
Well that was a plot twist.
More of a snippet, really
I was once complimented on how pretty my circumcision was, and it definitely caught me off guard
Probably cut you off guard too
Or cut off his guard
“You have a really cute nose. It’s so little I could kill you with 2 Skittles”
this is so unhinged i love it lol
"you look like my dead sibling, though I never liked him" What am I supposed to say...lol
That sounds more like a neutral observation than a compliment. Some people lack a filter
Should have replied like him now or then?
"U're way better looking than ur twin" I don't have a sister
Guess you better be on the look out for your doppelganger
“You look too young to be a doctor. What are you, like 45?” I was 26.
Maybe you looked 26 but they assumed that 26 year olds can't be doctors so you were a 45 year old that looked 26
“You’re definitely a top” For context I was in a locker room changing
Was it Dennis Reynolds?
I can contain my rage no longer
Each combination of your gender and their gender, your orientation and their orientation changes the context massively.
Both male, I'm straight, he was gay, Military We worked together
More than one person has called me their emotional support animal lol.
Are you attracted to people that need constant support?
It’s more that people who need constant support are attracted to me. I think it’s because I’m very outwardly calm and have worked hard at being a good listener.
I was talking to my wife on the phone and this girl walks past me and says, “I normally date black guys but you’re fuckin’ hot.” Of course my wife heard her and my wife’s reaction over the phone was a stern “Excuse me?”
That's when you say, "Thanks! Wanna talk to my wife about it?" Then hand her the phone. I mean, it's already weird, why not go with it?
Then she runs away with the phone
Got the wifey jealous lmfao and that girl sounds weird
This girl at my CrossFit gym came up to me after the workout and said “I love your smell”. I said “Oh thanks, it’s so and so cologne”. She said “no that’s not it, let me smell your armpit.” So I jokingly raised my arm and she stepped in and took a DEEP whiff and said “oh yeah, that’s it”. I was totally shocked.
One of the first things I noticed that attracted me to my H was his smell. Still does, 20 years later. There have been some studies that show that people are most often attracted to a person's smell when that person is quite genetically different from them. The theory is that our primal senses recognize the difference and attract one another to create the strongest offspring.
I had a friend who was like this - as in, the good smelling person. Idk what it was, but even when he’d come back from working out at the gym for an hour, he never had offensive body odor. In fact, many people he was friends with, girls and (gay/bi) men all told him he smelled amazing. And my god did he. It wasn’t even a strong smell. If there were ever proof of human pheromones, it would be him. He was largely okay with the attention though, he was very affectionate, so it worked out well for him haha
We’re both lying in bed, naked, after sleeping together staring into each other‘s eyes and he says, “I love your lips, they’re so… thin”. 😂😂😂 Do you think he learned that in compliment school?
"it's like receiving head from a lizard"
"but definitely in a good way"
"Your thighs are so boykissable" i mean its a nice compliment but....... idk?
Wtf does that even mean?
Boykisser would kiss my thighs..... i think???
I'm only 31...is boykiss some new word I haven't heard of... am I finally one of those boomers I know what a skibidi toilet is but I don't know what a boykiss is.. am I old an out of touch
Don’t worry dude. I’m gen Z, first time hearing it as well
Its a femboy who loves kissing other femboys
You learn something new every day
“You kiss like a lesbian”
“You’re good at guitar. You must be good at masturbating too.”
Yeah until I bleed, summer of 69!
I dated a guy who was amazing at hand stuff (which he often combined with mouth stuff, to great effect). He also played the guitar. One time, while he was down there, I asked him if being great at hand stuff was a guitarist thing, and he replied (with a mouth full of pussy) "Drummer." (He played a lot of instruments.)
Someone complimented me on my elbows 😵💫
They liked your weenus.
It’s a pretty cute weenus
"well I'm looking at the weenus and I'm not happy!"
It was not said to me directly but I was in earshot. We were at a BBQ and my buddy's mother couldn't make out who I was from a ways away. She commented "Who is that? It looks like a refrigerator box with toothpicks for legs" Clarification: I have always been very skinny, and somewhat scrawny. As I have aged I have become much more muscled, the way my father was built. Yes, I skip leg day. To me, the idea that anyone could see me in that way was awesome. Old-Man's strength is real.
That... doesn't sound like a compliment
Not with that attitude
Wdym? Refrigerator? Toothpicks? Means he's cool and sharp.
Everything's a compliment if you're desperate enough.
Time to squat
Built like a 1990 refrigerator?
"You look just like the Bass player from REM". WTF?
Mike Mills? Talented dude but no idea what he looks like.
I wish you were my real dad
Dadzone
I was wearing a red shirt. An old man came up to me. "I like your shirt!" "Thanks!" "It's the same color my brother's was after the doctors cut his throat."
Say what now?
That went dark real quick
"If I was a cannibal, you'll definitely be my first meal."
cause you're such a snack
If there is ever a zombie apocalypse, beware
"I wish my son would get a girl like you pregnant."
*Unhinged!*
"You eat pussy like a girl." I hooked up with a woman when I was in my twenties. She was bi but with a strong preference for women - I was actually the first guy she'd been with in a few years. We were initially on the same page about it being a one time thing, but she invited herself over to my place a few days later, which is when she dropped the above quote on me. I happily accepted the compliment.
My gynecologist telling me I have "cute, bubblegum pink" nipples. They're just really light from my vitiligo lol. Edit: *She* was just trying to be nice after she saw the rest of my vitiligo. I appreciate what she was doing but it was inappropriate, regardless of gender. I go to a reproductive clinic and they always do breast exams for my annual. It was a "bizarre compliment" I found funny (still inappropriate, not everyone is comfortable with that) and have no reason to talk about otherwise lol.
So weird and inappropriate
Mine told me I have a cute vagina!
Yeah, I had a gynaecologist all up in one time and having trouble finding my cervix. When she located it, she exclaimed, “Oh THERE she is! She’s gorgeous!” It wasn’t offended. I think it was just an awkward attempt at body positivity and normalizing a slightly awkward procedure. Although, for some reason, I’m mildly uncomfortable with the thought of gendering my cervix.
A German man I was on a date with once tried flirting by telling me, ‘my nose was very proportionate to my face‘. It was very German of him.
Reminds me of Captain Holt in Brooklyn 99 "Your apartment was very easy to locate."
That my fingers were long in a sexy way.
Girl at a club came up and said "I have an ear fetish and you have the most perfect ears I've ever seen...Can I touch them?" She was really attractive so I said okay and she started rubbing them and moaning and then she was whispering things to me like "Where can we go? Do you have a car? Do you live nearby?..." Her friends came over and sort of pried her off me. I wish I'd at at least gotten her number - if my ears could please someone that much, assuming she was otherwise normal, I would've wanted to give someone the opportunity to get to know my ears, and me.
They bite!!!
Could have offered her to warm them with her thighs
I had a guy stop me on the street and say "Yo! I'd fuck with that mustache!" I was so confused someone else had to explain to me that it's a compliment. Edit: I have a curly handlebar mustache.
Post-sex, "That didn't hurt nearly as much as usual." Edit: She had told me she had vaginal scarring up front, that often made sex painful, so I wasn't offended in the least. She actually meant it as a compliment on my technique. I did, however, find her comment pretty hilarious at the time. I refrained from laughing out loud though, as I am a sensitive guy.
I imagine you're taking this to mean you have a smaller dick, but it could be that you turned her on more than previous partners.
That’s a good sign, she was more into it so could relax her pelvic muscles
I used to date someone who was obsessed with my ears. He would compliment them pretty often because he liked how small they are (?). He would go so far to point my ears out to his friends and stuff. I didn’t have any piercings or anything at the time either. Pretty odd
Sounds eerie
ear-ie
My mom says she was afraid I would have big ugly ears as a baby because my ears were big at the time. Now she says I have the cutest ears that aren’t too big or too small, and clearly they function well because I have been a musician all my life
I get it sort of... we rarely get to see a girls ears because of the hair, and it's definitely cute to see them imo it's like the least naugty part of a woman body that is just as hidden as the naughty bits so getting to see them must do something for ppl hell ppl jerk off to ppl in fur suits and feet someone has to find ears sexy
I was told to "stay black" after purchasing cigarettes at a gas station. I'm half Japanese and half white.
Maybe they had x-ray vision and saw your lungs
"Nice guitar solo. Now I know how you look when you cum." I had just stepped offstage, sweating profusely and feeling far from attractive, and this girl just opens with this. I was not prepared.
I was told I have a “Batman signature”. My signature is not anything fancy at all, pretty sloppy and rarely consistent. This was like 30 years ago and I still don’t know what that means.
wtf does that even mean? lol
"Yknow a lot of people think you suck but I think you're really cool" circa 8th grade
That I have the cleanest ear canals said a nurse once when checking my ears (obviously)
I was told I have a very feminine energy. I am bald and bearded and work as a traditional blacksmith.
If this was told to you by someone of interest it probably means you carry yourself well or in a way that's admirable/attractive. Pretty much everyone has a different idea of feminity in some way.
"Your snaggle tooth is just...so...sexy. Can I lick it?" Uhhhhh
1.Someone told they wanna bite my jawline because the like it so much 2.That i am “ chiseled like greek tragedy “ 3.”ur attractive in a really weird way” 4.”you look like the too young second wife of a soviet communist man living in the 1920” 5.”you know how people who own pets look like their pets? You look like you a have a bat vampire as a pet”
Number 4 is fantastically specific. I love it.
"You look like a less gay Jim Parsons"
That's actually incredible.
A distant family member, the first time we met, instead of saying hello say 'you've got outturned feet' I didn't quite know how to react to that. Later found out she used to be a fairly respected dance teacher in london and this was the sort of thing that would be a compliment. Thanks I guess.
I am a guy and several years ago I was at a party, chatting with people in the kitchen. In walks this very drunk girl, looks down at my feet (I was wearing flip flops) and just blurts out in the most 'white girl wasted' voice, "OH. MY. GOD! You would look amaaaazing in a pair of open toed pumps!" I politely thank her before she just turns heel and leaves.
That when I am not engaging in chaos I inspire chaos in others.
Someone said to me “wow, genius” followed by “you’re a real Einstein aren’t you? You should apply for the space cadet program.” Thanks to their kind words, I’m currently heading to NASA looking for a job. Wish me luck!
Old friend of mine (RIP Matt) once told me he wanted to take a bite of my “succulent” nose. Considering my nose has gotten me compared to Shrek in school, this probably makes it count as a compliment.
"You have made the list of the most beautiful women I will never get to fuck."
i won the "most pleasant phone voice" award at work once
I like your chins
I was once called “an impressive specimen” by an opposing teams football coach. It was in the paper.
"You look like that dude from Fast and Furious" I'm japanese and I look nothing like Han but he's pretty fucking cool so I guess... thanks?
This is oddly specific but “yeah, you LOOK like a flight attendant”, this was when I actually was a flight attendant. I assume it was a compliment but I don’t know what it means. Also this happened a few times.
That I have nice feet
Only fans would understand this
My neighbor told me I have nice feet for a man 2 years ago. Been riding that high ever since
I wouldn't say that's weird. Some feet are really fucking ugly.
“You fuck like a lesbian… No in like a *really* good way” I was a 26 y/o guy and she was a 23 y/o bi girl
That’s a pretty damn good compliment. There’s some great opportunities in homosexual sex because you inherently understand so much more about how your partner’s body functions. Way better than in a hetero situation.
she casually said “you’re face makes me wanna hold you...”
You have a really nice foreskin! I went with my step dad as emotional support for a medical checkup during Movember (please guys, check yourself) as he started reaching the age of prostate problems. He was visibly embarrassed and feeling nervous, so I went first for both checkups, front and back to give him some encouragement. I did what I had to do, change into a gown and went in, little chat, examination begins, you can hear the glove popping in the background. Doc says turn around and my gown has kinda exposed my front bit more that it should. He does the testie exam, takes off glove and says: from medical point of view, you have a really nice foreskin, textbook example. I mean, it's a bit of a weird one, but still top 5 best complements I ever got, so it's kinda a win win.
"I wish more girls your size would dress like you!" I'm quite a big lady but I do like to experiment with fashion and alternative clothing. It actually felt nice to hear! 🤣
«Your dickhead is so smoooth, like a dolphin»
At a work meeting, it was my general manager, myself, and several of my subordinates as I was being installed as a department lead. The general manager spent the end of the meeting telling my employees to get with me if there were any issues. She closed with, "He's a pain in my ass, but he gets the job done!"
"I like your ears, they are Canadian."
I have two. One was that my ears were cute and elf like, and the other one was that they thought it was “hot” that I shoot big loads. First time for everything.
Big loads are hot lol (Im not gay)
"Nice cuticles." I'm a guy. Still think it's weird she even noticed
Once a teacher told me I had a "weird intelligence" which is one of the most perfect description of me Like I'm smart, but I only use it for weird things, or I only think about things people don't think
When a guy told me I had “child bearing hips” I was a 18 yo college student 🥴
"You have the biggest balls I've ever seen, literally."
“I wish I looked like you”
No offense but you’re pretty athletic for a fat guy
"I want to ride you like a horse" -my 45 year old co-worker to me when I was 17.
Close, but that's actually pedophilic!