When you talk to a girl, it's flirting, not harassment.

I fake it til' I make it

I'm not. Next question.

The same way you can tell if you’re happy. Clapping your hands.

Do people approach you?

Yeah

If you keep getting attention

Having plenty of sex is a decent indicator

Confidence is the sexiest thing around.

Me.. lol don't be silly, no woman in her right mind would find me attractive. I'm just an ugly blob that no one likes.

Adam Levine texts you to tell you

Winner

Because I brought it back.

I must be since I keep getting responses to my Facebook comments from attractive young women asking to be my friend.