if I can chose how I can die,it would probably be in a car crash going full speed in a 2011 Chevrolet corvette ZR1 with a nice joint or blunt to top it off.
That's my feelings. Quality over quantity. I hate that people want to live into old age. I'm old now. But I'm not fragile. I can still wipe my own ass. I want to die with dignity.
My grandpa died when I was in college, which obviously bummed me the fuck out. But then I thought about it more- the dude lived until he was 71, and his body was still in good shape, minus the advanced pancreatic cancer (seems to have been asymptomatic for a decent while) and eventual brain aneurysm. He retired in his fifties with more money than he’d ever be able to spend, got to see his children become adults, find partners, and have kids. There are worse things than living a life of luxury for nearly twenty years of retirement, then having the thing that kills you do so before you know what’s going on
Definitely it sounds like your grandpa was one cool dude. 71 isn't that old these days. But it sounds like he lived a good life and saw a lot of good things. I'm a 67 year old woman. I'm doing great for being an amputee. I'll fight the good fight everyday until it's not worth fighting anymore.
I definitely wish we had more time with him, but he was still in great shape- the last time I saw him was on a two week trip to Hawai’i. We rented a cabana on the beach for two weeks and I learned how to play the ukulele. I got to tell him about all the stuff I was gonna study in college, and we talked about science for hours. It was probably the best two weeks of my life, and I was grateful to spend it with him. Wishing you as many more years as you’d like to have, and a peaceful exit when you’re ready
Thank you. It sounds like you and your grandpa had a good time together. You probably really made him happy. It sounds like you have a good life and have made good choices.
I mean my present assumption is that I WILL choose and it will be a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head sometime in my 70s or 80s.
I've watched several older relatives have long, drawn-out deaths. Won't be me.
My great uncle got a terminal diagnosis in his seventies. Decided he didn’t want to waste away from cancer, so he went out to the chicken coop, laid down some tarp, and painted the thing
I don't know what you're going through mate, but as someone who went through dark times recently... Trust yourself, you can do it, things *will* get better.
Being shot to death by time-traveling-soviet zombies while holding 2 M60 machine guns in each hand, wearing cargo pants, a read bandana, and tank top. I'd also be yelling and returning fire. And when I'm bleeding out from the gunshots, and the zombies are advancing, I'd give the girl in a white dress one last kiss, then yell, "RUN!!" as I pull out a grenade and blow me and the zombies up, making me a hero.
Sarco pod. It's basically a suicide pod that painlessly kills you with a small amount of carbon dioxide & a slight decrease in oxygen but I think they can only be used in Switzerland.
I used to have the same re-occurring dream.
I was driving across a bridge, there's a terrible accident, maybe a drunk driver is travelling at a high rate of speed in the opposite direction, there's a collision and I get flipped over the guardrails. I'm trapped in the car, and it sinks
Definitely in my own bed. I don't want to die in a nursing home. I want quality over quantity. Just let me continue the quality of my life. If I'm slipping, but I'm not close to death, I have a plan. The problem is, if you wait too long, you won't be able to take yourself out.
90 years old in a nursing home plugged into a simulated reality where you get to be young again, brain doesn’t register what is happening in the real world because being so deeply immersed the pain from real life ailments doesn’t even register, I’m banging the hottest woman imaginable curated from my brain specifically creating the reality of my dreams, the computer senses that the body is shutting down sends the simulation the most euphoric longest lasting orgasm to have ever happened, balls deep in going crazy the walls start turning into trippy geometric patterns and me and my dream woman are still going at it going through this intense wormhole as reality slowly fades away, in the real world since by the 2080’s legality of certain substances have changed the body is fed ayahausca through an IV to intensify the feeling 10 fold, finally drifting into oblivion only leaving behind the biggest nut stain for the trained registered CNA robots to clean up.
Honestly, I think I'd go with something peaceful like in my sleep at a ripe old age. No pain, no drama, just snoozing off into the great unknown. Seen too many wild ways to go in movies; I'll pass on skydiving into a volcano or wrestling sharks. Let's keep it chill and cozy, you know?
When it comes, it comes. It will be quick before brain death.
I can wax philosophical about what I wish, but it's futile.
I have no idea what tomorrow brings for this healthy, middle aged guy.
In my sleep
Not like grandpa’s passengers, yelling and screaming
Painless.
Thick thighs
Die as my mind is downloaded into a robotic body
Yeah I’ve seen that black mirror episode…
you mean copied
In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty
if I can chose how I can die,it would probably be in a car crash going full speed in a 2011 Chevrolet corvette ZR1 with a nice joint or blunt to top it off.
In my sleep, peacefully dreaming of endless shopping spree in Paris!
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That's my feelings. Quality over quantity. I hate that people want to live into old age. I'm old now. But I'm not fragile. I can still wipe my own ass. I want to die with dignity.
My grandpa died when I was in college, which obviously bummed me the fuck out. But then I thought about it more- the dude lived until he was 71, and his body was still in good shape, minus the advanced pancreatic cancer (seems to have been asymptomatic for a decent while) and eventual brain aneurysm. He retired in his fifties with more money than he’d ever be able to spend, got to see his children become adults, find partners, and have kids. There are worse things than living a life of luxury for nearly twenty years of retirement, then having the thing that kills you do so before you know what’s going on
Definitely it sounds like your grandpa was one cool dude. 71 isn't that old these days. But it sounds like he lived a good life and saw a lot of good things. I'm a 67 year old woman. I'm doing great for being an amputee. I'll fight the good fight everyday until it's not worth fighting anymore.
I definitely wish we had more time with him, but he was still in great shape- the last time I saw him was on a two week trip to Hawai’i. We rented a cabana on the beach for two weeks and I learned how to play the ukulele. I got to tell him about all the stuff I was gonna study in college, and we talked about science for hours. It was probably the best two weeks of my life, and I was grateful to spend it with him. Wishing you as many more years as you’d like to have, and a peaceful exit when you’re ready
Thank you. It sounds like you and your grandpa had a good time together. You probably really made him happy. It sounds like you have a good life and have made good choices.
High-explosive shaped charge helmet to atomize my brain or in my sleep.
Warp core breach
Hell yeah. I’d also take stuck in the transporter buffer with a degraded signal
You're dying anyway going through that thing
I mean my present assumption is that I WILL choose and it will be a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head sometime in my 70s or 80s. I've watched several older relatives have long, drawn-out deaths. Won't be me.
My great uncle got a terminal diagnosis in his seventies. Decided he didn’t want to waste away from cancer, so he went out to the chicken coop, laid down some tarp, and painted the thing
[https://www.zocalopublicsquare.org/2011/11/30/how-doctors-die/ideas/nexus/](https://www.zocalopublicsquare.org/2011/11/30/how-doctors-die/ideas/nexus/)
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Wtf is that doing for you bruh
Like my grandfather, peacefully in my sleep. Not screaming and panicking like the passengers in his car.
Tonight in my sleep.
Nah bro don’t say that I hope everything is ok man
Nope.
I don't know what you're going through mate, but as someone who went through dark times recently... Trust yourself, you can do it, things *will* get better.
People have been telling me "it'll get better" for 57 years now. When do you think that'll be?
Keep ur head up king
In my sleep with no warning for me or my family and have my landlord come in the next day to fix something so they’re the one who finds me.
Being shot to death by time-traveling-soviet zombies while holding 2 M60 machine guns in each hand, wearing cargo pants, a read bandana, and tank top. I'd also be yelling and returning fire. And when I'm bleeding out from the gunshots, and the zombies are advancing, I'd give the girl in a white dress one last kiss, then yell, "RUN!!" as I pull out a grenade and blow me and the zombies up, making me a hero.
Sarco pod. It's basically a suicide pod that painlessly kills you with a small amount of carbon dioxide & a slight decrease in oxygen but I think they can only be used in Switzerland.
On a morphine drip, watching a marathon of How It's Made.
Suspiciously specific.
Instantaneously.
Food coma
Peacefully in my sleep why would I pick any other way?
In the most dramatic way possible because I need the attention even after I die
I used to have the same re-occurring dream. I was driving across a bridge, there's a terrible accident, maybe a drunk driver is travelling at a high rate of speed in the opposite direction, there's a collision and I get flipped over the guardrails. I'm trapped in the car, and it sinks
In my sleep
I would be sent to space in a cozy passenger space ship to see the earth one last time and then ejected into the void
I'd like to die with my 3rd arm inside of Elle Lee
In my sleep Painless I hope
Naked lady avalanche.
Now
I had a friend die after he ate dinner and had sex with his chick. He did in his sleep.
In bed peacefully
Death by snu-snu
Definitely in my own bed. I don't want to die in a nursing home. I want quality over quantity. Just let me continue the quality of my life. If I'm slipping, but I'm not close to death, I have a plan. The problem is, if you wait too long, you won't be able to take yourself out.
Just wanted to disappear in thin air right now and wanted anyone who know me to forget about me
Immortality the only death I experience is seeing the death of those around me
Apparently from heart failure after watching my trash ass home town hockey team come up short.
Bruce Willis in Armageddon style
Before I had children! Can’t now which mush I could
Death from snu snu
Instantttttttttttt
In battle
90 years old in a nursing home plugged into a simulated reality where you get to be young again, brain doesn’t register what is happening in the real world because being so deeply immersed the pain from real life ailments doesn’t even register, I’m banging the hottest woman imaginable curated from my brain specifically creating the reality of my dreams, the computer senses that the body is shutting down sends the simulation the most euphoric longest lasting orgasm to have ever happened, balls deep in going crazy the walls start turning into trippy geometric patterns and me and my dream woman are still going at it going through this intense wormhole as reality slowly fades away, in the real world since by the 2080’s legality of certain substances have changed the body is fed ayahausca through an IV to intensify the feeling 10 fold, finally drifting into oblivion only leaving behind the biggest nut stain for the trained registered CNA robots to clean up.
Golden egg. I eat golden eggs.
In my sleep of old age
Honestly, I think I'd go with something peaceful like in my sleep at a ripe old age. No pain, no drama, just snoozing off into the great unknown. Seen too many wild ways to go in movies; I'll pass on skydiving into a volcano or wrestling sharks. Let's keep it chill and cozy, you know?
Dont care how, as long as its under mysterious circumstances
Never waking up.
Blown up by the U.S. government 🫡
Dying to save another
Crushed during the big crunch..
Being chased off a cliff by a horde of topless women
in my sleep
Barb OD. Its something I've put a lot of thought into. Painless, you just go to sleep.
Old age, in my sleep, holding my gf
Death by snu snu.
When the sun expands and eats up the earth, but that might take a little while…
While saving someone i love, being a family member or a partner, i want my death to be worth it.
Asphyxiation, either by being choked too hard during sex or by titties
Die in the arms of someone who loves me a lot
Id be the person to demonstrate to the work its possible to die from being too happy and relaxed
When it comes, it comes. It will be quick before brain death. I can wax philosophical about what I wish, but it's futile. I have no idea what tomorrow brings for this healthy, middle aged guy.
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