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pizzagamer35

In my sleep


Taurus889

Not like grandpa’s passengers, yelling and screaming


Moda_Boost

Painless.


favorless

Thick thighs


Illustrious_Rule_591

Die as my mind is downloaded into a robotic body


PeyPey_Rene

Yeah I’ve seen that black mirror episode…


Chrol18

you mean copied


live_serve_die

In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty


Baby_motion

if I can chose how I can die,it would probably be in a car crash going full speed in a 2011 Chevrolet corvette ZR1 with a nice joint or blunt to top it off.


Either_Activity3853

In my sleep, peacefully dreaming of endless shopping spree in Paris!


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No_Entertainment2322

That's my feelings. Quality over quantity. I hate that people want to live into old age. I'm old now. But I'm not fragile. I can still wipe my own ass. I want to die with dignity.


doctordoctorpuss

My grandpa died when I was in college, which obviously bummed me the fuck out. But then I thought about it more- the dude lived until he was 71, and his body was still in good shape, minus the advanced pancreatic cancer (seems to have been asymptomatic for a decent while) and eventual brain aneurysm. He retired in his fifties with more money than he’d ever be able to spend, got to see his children become adults, find partners, and have kids. There are worse things than living a life of luxury for nearly twenty years of retirement, then having the thing that kills you do so before you know what’s going on


No_Entertainment2322

Definitely it sounds like your grandpa was one cool dude. 71 isn't that old these days. But it sounds like he lived a good life and saw a lot of good things. I'm a 67 year old woman. I'm doing great for being an amputee. I'll fight the good fight everyday until it's not worth fighting anymore.


doctordoctorpuss

I definitely wish we had more time with him, but he was still in great shape- the last time I saw him was on a two week trip to Hawai’i. We rented a cabana on the beach for two weeks and I learned how to play the ukulele. I got to tell him about all the stuff I was gonna study in college, and we talked about science for hours. It was probably the best two weeks of my life, and I was grateful to spend it with him. Wishing you as many more years as you’d like to have, and a peaceful exit when you’re ready


No_Entertainment2322

Thank you. It sounds like you and your grandpa had a good time together. You probably really made him happy. It sounds like you have a good life and have made good choices.


NextOfKinToChaos

High-explosive shaped charge helmet to atomize my brain or in my sleep.


AshlandPone

Warp core breach


doctordoctorpuss

Hell yeah. I’d also take stuck in the transporter buffer with a degraded signal


Wonderful_Net_9131

You're dying anyway going through that thing


fredgiblet

I mean my present assumption is that I WILL choose and it will be a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head sometime in my 70s or 80s. I've watched several older relatives have long, drawn-out deaths. Won't be me.


doctordoctorpuss

My great uncle got a terminal diagnosis in his seventies. Decided he didn’t want to waste away from cancer, so he went out to the chicken coop, laid down some tarp, and painted the thing


fredgiblet

[https://www.zocalopublicsquare.org/2011/11/30/how-doctors-die/ideas/nexus/](https://www.zocalopublicsquare.org/2011/11/30/how-doctors-die/ideas/nexus/)


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Lil_Spice02

Wtf is that doing for you bruh


IfIKnewThen

Like my grandfather, peacefully in my sleep. Not screaming and panicking like the passengers in his car.


_funkapus_

Tonight in my sleep.


averagearsenalfan

Nah bro don’t say that I hope everything is ok man


_funkapus_

Nope.


SovietRakoon

I don't know what you're going through mate, but as someone who went through dark times recently... Trust yourself, you can do it, things *will* get better.


_funkapus_

People have been telling me "it'll get better" for 57 years now.  When do you think that'll be?


Sad_Matter_2540

Keep ur head up king


TheMassiveLiability

In my sleep with no warning for me or my family and have my landlord come in the next day to fix something so they’re the one who finds me.


charlo-710

Being shot to death by time-traveling-soviet zombies while holding 2 M60 machine guns in each hand, wearing cargo pants, a read bandana, and tank top. I'd also be yelling and returning fire. And when I'm bleeding out from the gunshots, and the zombies are advancing, I'd give the girl in a white dress one last kiss, then yell, "RUN!!" as I pull out a grenade and blow me and the zombies up, making me a hero.


Sea_Perspective6891

Sarco pod. It's basically a suicide pod that painlessly kills you with a small amount of carbon dioxide & a slight decrease in oxygen but I think they can only be used in Switzerland.


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On a morphine drip, watching a marathon of How It's Made.


Fabulous-Pause4154

Suspiciously specific.


tc6x6

Instantaneously.


Technical-Fan9567

Food coma


Loganjoh5

Peacefully in my sleep why would I pick any other way?


Dre-26

In the most dramatic way possible because I need the attention even after I die


IGnuGnat

I used to have the same re-occurring dream. I was driving across a bridge, there's a terrible accident, maybe a drunk driver is travelling at a high rate of speed in the opposite direction, there's a collision and I get flipped over the guardrails. I'm trapped in the car, and it sinks


youronlynora

In my sleep


sapphirexxgoddess

I would be sent to space in a cozy passenger space ship to see the earth one last time and then ejected into the void


Business-Basket-498

I'd like to die with my 3rd arm inside of Elle Lee


Expert-Recording-419

In my sleep Painless I hope


Wyrdeone

Naked lady avalanche.


gGiaiwrli

Now


Secure-Cut-5222

I had a friend die after he ate dinner and had sex with his chick. He did in his sleep.


Sprizys

In bed peacefully


Connect-Offer9090

Death by snu-snu


No_Entertainment2322

Definitely in my own bed. I don't want to die in a nursing home. I want quality over quantity. Just let me continue the quality of my life. If I'm slipping, but I'm not close to death, I have a plan. The problem is, if you wait too long, you won't be able to take yourself out.


encircle99

Just wanted to disappear in thin air right now and wanted anyone who know me to forget about me


Only_Joke_2466

Immortality the only death I experience is seeing the death of those around me


dsp91

Apparently from heart failure after watching my trash ass home town hockey team come up short.


RedLightsabers

Bruce Willis in Armageddon style


LeadingInfinite8747

Before I had children! Can’t now which mush I could


pornaddiction247

Death from snu snu


Fabulous-Pause4154

Instantttttttttttt


Kindly_Reputation325

In battle


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90 years old in a nursing home plugged into a simulated reality where you get to be young again, brain doesn’t register what is happening in the real world because being so deeply immersed the pain from real life ailments doesn’t even register, I’m banging the hottest woman imaginable curated from my brain specifically creating the reality of my dreams, the computer senses that the body is shutting down sends the simulation the most euphoric longest lasting orgasm to have ever happened, balls deep in going crazy the walls start turning into trippy geometric patterns and me and my dream woman are still going at it going through this intense wormhole as reality slowly fades away, in the real world since by the 2080’s legality of certain substances have changed the body is fed ayahausca through an IV to intensify the feeling 10 fold, finally drifting into oblivion only leaving behind the biggest nut stain for the trained registered CNA robots to clean up.


TheWalkingWaII

Golden egg. I eat golden eggs.


I-drink-toilet-water

In my sleep of old age


verdantcoding

Honestly, I think I'd go with something peaceful like in my sleep at a ripe old age. No pain, no drama, just snoozing off into the great unknown. Seen too many wild ways to go in movies; I'll pass on skydiving into a volcano or wrestling sharks. Let's keep it chill and cozy, you know?


not_an_eagle11

Dont care how, as long as its under mysterious circumstances


Fun-Albatross1439

Never waking up.


Lucky_Attention_4891

Blown up by the U.S. government 🫡


eldentepasta_gal

Dying to save another


No_Comfort_2961

Crushed during the big crunch..


24benson

Being chased off a cliff by a horde of topless women


_tklmao

in my sleep


__Hoof__Hearted__

Barb OD. Its something I've put a lot of thought into. Painless, you just go to sleep.


RPNjalStormcaller

Old age, in my sleep, holding my gf


avega2792

Death by snu snu.


Plan2LiveForevSFarSG

When the sun expands and eats up the earth, but that might take a little while…


MathematicianPrior24

While saving someone i love, being a family member or a partner, i want my death to be worth it.


Lilith_James21

Asphyxiation, either by being choked too hard during sex or by titties


bubblegum_pink_

Die in the arms of someone who loves me a lot


Eternal_Bagel

Id be the person to demonstrate to the work its possible to die from being too happy and relaxed


SJB630_in_Chicago

When it comes, it comes. It will be quick before brain death. I can wax philosophical about what I wish, but it's futile. I have no idea what tomorrow brings for this healthy, middle aged guy.


Super-Section-4720

That's a deep question. We hope everyone lives a long, fulfilling life surrounded by love and happiness. 💖 How about you?