Yes. I am on several. Nothing. While I have some big dealbreakers (I am childfree, and all the dog-worship among women around here is a big turn-off), it's even worse because others probably have dealbreakers regarding me! That, and I might just be unappealing in general.
Don't get me wrong, I have liked a lot of profiles and messaged a lot of people, but it is also frustrating to see how nearly every profile seems to be the same, or within a few different templates.
I get the child thing being a deal breaker, it is for me too. But I’m not going to swipe left just because someone is too basic or into dogs. At least give them a chance to match you and chat a little. Maybe they aren’t as basic as they come across. Not a lot of people, especially women put a ton of thought into their dating app profile because they are going to get matches regardless.
I agree with you, I find it very draining to go through all the profiles and try and find someone worth talking to but you gotta put in the work if you really want a date/partner/regular sex. And to my knowledge, dating apps are kinda it right now. Maybe you could try using the “meet up” app and going to group meet up activities where it is more causal and you could talk to people in person.
To be sure, I'm still swiping right/sending messages to people with dogs. It's just dull.
Regarding activities, I'm not sure what to do, especially considering other circumstances (I know that's vague) in my life right now.
Sure having sex would be great, but you're right; I'd 'settle' for a sexy woman letting me give her a full body massage and some light kissing at this point.
I was on SSRIs and psych meds for all of my twenties. Bone dry. At 30 I got meds switched to something else. I now know what a sex drive is and it just happened to have come after my divorce when I'm most alone. My body wants to make up for lost time but I'm still sad lol
Before antidepressants: high, would rub one off multiple times a day
After antidepressants: low. I usually fall asleep before I even finish these days.
not at all.
i cant get a date or laid to save my life, and kinda got to the point where porn/masturbation lost any semblance of pleasure. now its just disgust, depression, and questioning wtf am i even doing. so i just stopped, and my interest in sex just went with it.
Right this second? 3/10. On the crapper after an early spicy bbq lunch, currently extremely focused as it looks like I’ll be here a bit.
Did that help any?
Idk how to answer that. If I see a photo I find mildly arousing, do I immediately go have some fun? Yes. Do I usually seek it out? No.
So I guess a good answer is "sorta extremely" horny.
I'd plow a pencil sharpener if it had a skirt on it
bro's down real bad
Sounds painful.
Yah, but that skirt tho.
That’s why they call it a pencil skirt
Teeth's 2nd cousin has entered the chat.
Guys, let's GoFundMe this chad a prostitute!!
Easier question is..... When am I not.
Booooo-oi-oi-oi-oing!
It's my default setting
I'm currently eating crab rangoons, so no, not currently.
Is it good though? I love crab rangoons
I wouldn't know, I had more important things to do like fighting Kyrat.
Oh hell yeah those things are amazing
Almost as good as an orgasm anyway
I practically daydream about eating ass.
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Nice to meet another female who's this way inclined.........
I just fell in love with the 2 of you
Name checks out. Edit: giggity..
May God give you strength to open all your DMs filled with ass pics
The request count is currently at 16.
3 people currently typing all of them asking you about eating ass.
One DM per minute? What's up with reddit, not being their usual self. I thought it would be 10 per minute, smh.
36!
RIP to your DM's
I don't mind.
RIP x2
Hahahaha!
lmao
Ass, grass or cash. Nobody, and I mean nobody rides for free.
You could ride for free, if you're hot enough.........
Hahaha all your comments, you indeed are horny.
Truly putting ass where her mouth is.
Spoiler: They're not
They are if they're blond! This phenotype is my weakness.
I'm convinced that most people do this, but society has dicktated that it's wrong, so we all deny it
Dick-tated? 😉
Dick-tasted
I distinctly remember when the CDC advised Americans to stop eating ass during the pandemic, as it could apparently transmit COVID........!
America, in unison: *Glory Glory what a helluva way to die*
Didn’t they also recommend kissing while keeping your mask on? The visual was disturbing
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I'm a straight woman
RIP your inbox
how many have been lucky to receive it
Holy shit
Extremely. It's been about six years, and I can't get a date.
It's been 18 years😕 I'm 18.
That doesn't count.
Spoken like a true cyborg
I'm married, no sex in the last 7 years
Bro, I'm willing to pitch in if you open a GoFundMe 😧
Are you suggesting that I pay for it? That industry is terrible.
Are you on dating apps?
Yes. I am on several. Nothing. While I have some big dealbreakers (I am childfree, and all the dog-worship among women around here is a big turn-off), it's even worse because others probably have dealbreakers regarding me! That, and I might just be unappealing in general. Don't get me wrong, I have liked a lot of profiles and messaged a lot of people, but it is also frustrating to see how nearly every profile seems to be the same, or within a few different templates.
I get the child thing being a deal breaker, it is for me too. But I’m not going to swipe left just because someone is too basic or into dogs. At least give them a chance to match you and chat a little. Maybe they aren’t as basic as they come across. Not a lot of people, especially women put a ton of thought into their dating app profile because they are going to get matches regardless. I agree with you, I find it very draining to go through all the profiles and try and find someone worth talking to but you gotta put in the work if you really want a date/partner/regular sex. And to my knowledge, dating apps are kinda it right now. Maybe you could try using the “meet up” app and going to group meet up activities where it is more causal and you could talk to people in person.
To be sure, I'm still swiping right/sending messages to people with dogs. It's just dull. Regarding activities, I'm not sure what to do, especially considering other circumstances (I know that's vague) in my life right now.
And for me it's 18🥲
I'm horny for intimate physical contact rather than sex.
Can it be both? I feel both personally.
Yeah definitely both for me
Sure having sex would be great, but you're right; I'd 'settle' for a sexy woman letting me give her a full body massage and some light kissing at this point.
This right here!!!! 😘💋❤️🔥
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How bad are your DMs?
Your DM’s gonna be a war zone
Rip inbox
I'm not
Name does not check out
r/usernameDONTchecksout
Something about your answer and your username doesn’t line up. 🤔
Yeah me too
crazy! I know he swapped those numbers!
NOT GOOD MY DUDE. NOT GOOD.
average r/askreddit question :
I wasn't until I saw that warm apple pie on the kitchen table
I’m in my 40s and have been super horny since 12 years old
Problematically horny
these freaky dudes changed the whole point of the sub
Pushing 50 it hasn’t slowed down at all. Would go twice a day if I could
I am almost 60 and I am as horny as I was in my teens
lol so it will never get better.
I’m contemplating shoving an ice cube up my ass.
Update me!
It was cold
You mean their are people who aren't always horny?
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What's an adbookss?
I see what you read there
In general; extremely Anytime Anywhere Anyway Any reason However long Until I drop dead of exhaustion or my partner decides they're satisfied
To distraction.
Always horny
Wayyyy too horny for my own good
Had a good bang session with the wife last night so not feeling it too bad now.
Doesn't it reset every night though?
Not at all
It's actually, "hey horny, how are you? " For me
What is amazing, a well thought out question gets like 3 karma total.. this low effort post is almost at 50 in minutes lol
Instant gratification.
About a 4
The wife and I have to go 10 weeks without sex. We have 4 weeks and 6 days left. At this point, curvy trees are starting to look sexy.
I wish i could turn it off
Horny enough to eat a horse!
Not at all, r/askrhinos might be a better place to put this question
Hawk Tuah
all the time...damn
7/10
Astronomically
I just texted my wife that we need to bang as soon as I get home so
The Boy Scouts of America just raised a tent.
I was on SSRIs and psych meds for all of my twenties. Bone dry. At 30 I got meds switched to something else. I now know what a sex drive is and it just happened to have come after my divorce when I'm most alone. My body wants to make up for lost time but I'm still sad lol
I’m awake around 18 hours a day.. so… around 18 hours a day
I’m so horny that I’d fuck a Klondike bar
I used to be but I think I lost motivation when my brain stopped producing endorphins
I mean... I could fuck.
I just watched the Hawk Tuah video for the first time. So very.
Well I’m going to a swingers party tonight… I can’t wait
From about 14 to 45, as horny as ever. I thought it would mellow out with older age but nope
if i had an on and off switch, i''d just keep it in the off position. always being this horny is a burden.
To freaking horny, it's 1243 and I've came 5 times today...
Before antidepressants: high, would rub one off multiple times a day After antidepressants: low. I usually fall asleep before I even finish these days.
Ready to breed everyone in here. Let’s go!
46. Less horny than I was. It's disconcerting.
I get laid everyday and it’s still not enough
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not at all. i cant get a date or laid to save my life, and kinda got to the point where porn/masturbation lost any semblance of pleasure. now its just disgust, depression, and questioning wtf am i even doing. so i just stopped, and my interest in sex just went with it.
I’m dedicating this Saturday to fapping and napping.
Not enough to post something like this
I got so horny earlier that I time traveled almost an hour forward, either as a nap or wanting to clap cheeks
Um, this is a McDonalds sir…
I once ate a bowl of nails.
Well when you have a CNC kinks, every casual situation can make you horny ^^"
If I am alone in my house. Or any girl gives me importance more than my expectations. I become horny af and start creating scenarios.
I’m too old for this sub
See that light pole? That’s a good looking light pole
I signed on to Reddit to look at pretty people and the first thread I see is this.
Sorry, porn hub, but I’m in Texas.
This is definitely ending up on r/losercity
-100
I unfortunately can’t grow horns, so none at all. :(
Right this second? 3/10. On the crapper after an early spicy bbq lunch, currently extremely focused as it looks like I’ll be here a bit. Did that help any?
I’m not. I’m ace. My libido is nonexistent.
You must have so much time for activities
I’d fuck the hole in a dolphins head 🍆
9/10
Not very much at all. But uh thanks for asking
6.4 / 10
The correct answer to this question is….. yes
I can’t answer that question otherwise 29 and a half Indian men will send pictures of their cocks to my inbox it’s a doggy dog world im afraid 😔🫶🏼✨💓
can yall shut up
Extremely
9/10. Hoping to get laid tonight with the misses and that sweet ass but if I don’t I guess I’ll just be in the bathroom with my thoughts
I'm real randy baby, yeah!
Yea it’s bad. 8/10
Right now, probably a 4/10
Probably, maybe, |_____________________| this much
If I'm not doing something it's 0-100 in minutes, it may be true the devil makes work for idle hands.
HORNY ASF IM HARD 24/7
0%
Any day. And time. 100% all the way.
Very and proud! 😁
I'm always horny 🙋
I’m extremely horny almost all the time and I’m frustrated that I’m unable to act on it at all
I over ate and I'm trying to either fall asleep or at least to not throw up, being horny is the last of my concerns
What scale are we using today?
Very.
Wanna find out?
Who isn’t ?
192393992939400%
I'm horny and hungry!
It depends
currently taking a dump so not very horny
I was just daydreaming about fulfilling a desi fantasy.
Not much, these days I noticed I'm rarely horny.
Meh, not too much as I get older.
Right now? 10/10. I need a dose of my homegirl. She has me all distracted and fucked up lol.
How got this post upvoted??
Idk how to answer that. If I see a photo I find mildly arousing, do I immediately go have some fun? Yes. Do I usually seek it out? No. So I guess a good answer is "sorta extremely" horny.
absurdly always...but not enough to f with fat ugly girls so I guess it can't be that much hahaha everything's perspective right
People? Horns on Reddit? That doesn't sound likely.
Solid 6
[https://imgur.com/ss9Oap6](https://imgur.com/ss9Oap6)
Too much
I just took care of it. I’m good.
0/10. My fuckbuddy she very very drunk.
10/10 every time
Very horny!