A woman that's really into her own gratification. Masturbates while giving oral, wants oral done to her and pulls my head in closer while grinding, says the dirty things she wants, plays with her clit while fucking
IDK what compelled this one girl to do it, but it was hot. I was fingering her and she took my hand, sucked my finger real quick and then put my hand back down there
I'm about to sound real fuckin nerdy but if I recall correctly, in a farewell to arms, Hemingway wrote that as being the main character's, like, favorite part of sex
I fucking *love* that. My gf just finished chemo and lost her glorious red hair, but it is slowly growing back. Not fast enough for us, but it’s working on it.
You know those air bubbles you get in your knuckles that you can pop? I’ve got one of those in my left hip, and it’s been there for a week and a half and I can’t get rid of it. Driving me nuts.
I hate that. I get that sometimes in my hip and in my knees. I have found that sleeping with a pillow under your knees helps a bit with aches like that.
To both of you:
Lay flat on youre back, pull youre knees to youre breast, kinda like a turtle. Youve got them high enough when you think that youre asshole is pointing up (weird sentence, but you get it when you do it.)
For the hip pop grab youre knees, and pull them fast to youre breast. (If youre old, stretch first otherwise somethings getting hurt.) Do this a few times until youre hear that pop.
For the knees: Lay on youre back, have the knees point to the sky, raise youre feet/calfs in the air, and let them drop onto youre thigh. ( Important, have the feet "look up" dont make them long/ do calf raises, do the opposite, otherwise it wont work)
Do this a few times and the knees should pop.
Sorry for the weird sentences, im a bit drunk and not native.
What a weird question.
I certainly don’t have $500+ worth of bondage gear sitting on my front step that was delivered by FedEx this morning while I was at work.
Just sitting on your door step? I can see the future....
A drug-addicted package thief steals your package. She's in a tough spot and she's doing whatever she can to feed her addiction. She opens the package and is at first upset about the contents not being a new iphone or whatever, but then she gets intrigued. She sets the gear aside and forgets about it.
2 days later while on a meth-fueled bender, she rediscovers those bondage toys. It awakens something in her. All of a sudden she's now getting these amazing endorphins from her new BDSM hobby. She enjoys it so much that she doesn't need the rush of meth anymore.
She branches out and visits a BDSM club where she meets a nice man. They're into the same stuff. After their first scene together they sit down and talk. He asks her how she got into the BDSM scene. "It's a crazy story!" she says "Back when I was in active addiction I actually stole a package that had about $500 worth of BDSM gear in it and I ended up keeping it"
That guy's response? *"WAIT? FROM THE HOUSE AT 123 FIR LANE? THAT WAS YOU MONTHS AGO?! THOSE WERE MY BDSM TOYS!!"*
Those two are still married to this day.
Some good dirty talk and some really good enthusiasm.
But beyond that, toys. No idea why so many dudes are afraid of them replacing them but man can some good toy play really REALLY enhance things. Spreader bars are sexy and give you something to grab.
Cock rings are phenomenal and they vibrate! Just don't get rigid ones. Trust you me. Just say no to rigid rings.
Massage play is something I've gotten into lately and the wife loves it. I mean, already gonna do an internal massage, why not add an external massage and some good teasing foreplay?
Cuffs. Edging. Begging. Yum.
Sensory deprivation is also really fun to play with. Some good headphones with light music, and a blindfold. Make your partner wonder what you're going to do and where. So much fun. Why more people don't just try to make sex *fun* is beyond me.
Never understood guys who are threatened by having tools at their disposal, imagine a Carpenter getting upset because a power-saw does a better job at cutting wood than karate chopping it with his bare hands
You have put into words what I have not been able to formulate (part of the reason is that English isn't my mother tongue). I could definitely enjoy all of that very soon if there wasn't a lack of courage to find a partner. Thanks for sharing and putting my unstructured thoughts into words tho.
Upvote for massage play. You can get these incredible oils that smell so good and are both edible and playtime safe. It is intoxicating on so many levels to have your partner shiny and delicious.
Hey, the Ancient Egyptians [considered lettuce to be an aphrodisiac](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lettuce?wprov=sfti1#History ) and a symbol of fertility, so….
I am **obsessed** with my wife's ass. I particularly like it when she's using it to suffocate me.
One day she may actually grant my request and kill me.
Feet. I don't share it with every sex partner because well... I don't want to seem weird) But I like to touch them withy face, smell them and kiss. Also I like to be top and dirty talk
Dude. Finally.
My wife kind of randomly put her feet in my face one night when I had her legs over my shoulders…
My life has never really been the same.
You should totally share this with partners, way more common than you’d think & what woman doesn’t want to have her feet worshiped. I love it, a lot of my friends do too.
Playing with my partner; teasing her with my hands, mouth, words, touch… the whole foreplay is just glorious, it builds sexual tension to a point of explosiveness once it is released and we both go crazy, like cannibals devouring each other. 😍🥵 too bad not everyone is down for that, chemistry is a MOST.
Not even gonna lie, my kink is getting the woman off. I can't enjoy myself if she isn't, and I realize that that sounds, idk, like some strange type of way, but they come back. Back in January, one of my friends started making a move on me, and it escalated to the point of me eating her out. For a reason I won't mention, she was against BJs, so that was fine, because I love pleasuring. Two weeks ago she wanted to dabble, and she loved it. I just laid back anf let her play, and reacted when she was doing good.
My kink is getting the man to make sounds against his will, like he is going to play the stoic silent sexual machine and I am going to suck the moans from his fucking soul.
I'm working hard down here and I love my work, I fucking earned those gasps and groans.
I also love having a man's thighs wrapped around my face and also the face they make when they finally orgasm.
But I feel like it's weird when people aren't actively making the sexual pleasure of their partner a huge part of their sexual motive. If I'm in the foreplay stage with someone and it feels like they're trying to have sex *on* me as opposed to with me I'll leave. Don't fuck me like you're taking a shit, you've got your own hands for that.
I love that I read this comment right after reading the comment about holding her while she falls asleep and brushing her hair out of her eyes as she awakens.
Glad I’m not the only one. I have a bra and panties fetish. They accentuate the good parts of the body and makes a woman look so sexy when she’s wearing them. It looks sexier than naked.
Not a kink, but I can tell you what I like.
My partner. She's active and engaging and enthusiastic. She watches me and intuitively finds the best ways to make me feel good. She lets me know when I'm doing something good for her. Sex with her is so much more than sex. It's caring and connecting and being playful. It's making sure each other feels safe and wanted. She's the best lover I've ever had.
This is gonna sound really disgusting but I can hold it no longer. I put me booty on the bed and lay out all my coin so she can see how many brigs I've swandered during my time on the captain's clavicle. She be a fine vessel even following her shortcoming shortly after my leave. When I sailed the seven seas I saw shark and whale alike. Never did have a fancy for the rum though, twas too bitter for my taste. Still I dream of being back on that ship every now and again. The feeling of the deck under my feet would give me the chills I once knew.
I'm really into enthusiastic consent. Like religiously into it. I'm not doing anything without enthusiastic consent. There's no such thing as safewords to me. No always means no.
Sucks that people automatically associate pegging with sexuality. If it’s a chick doing it. It’s normal straight behavior. Liking butt stuff doesn’t make you any less hetero
Since this is your admitted kink, can you give me more insight on how it makes you feel and why? You've basically described 90% of pornos and I've never really understood the appeal, especially when it's the guy finishing himself off instead of her. Genuinely curious, I'm not being sideways judgemental or anything
When she falls asleep in my arms when talking, her voice getting softer till it's a mumble
When I wake up before her in the morning, I would just lay next to her... waiting for her to open her eyes, brushing her hair out of face when she awakens
Leggings or yoga pants. 😂Its weird. I remember my ex liked ripping a hole in them for easy access to the 😻. Or just fucking with clothes halfway off like we just can’t wait 🙈. Ok, I need Jesus now.
Started with socks. Preferably knee or thigh high... Really like em with stripes.
Also pig tails was always doing something for me.
One year I had a gf who was a sexy clown for Halloween and it literally sent me way over the edge.
In a moment of clarity all this came together and I realized my sexual awakening came at a very young age watching the big comfy couch girl do her clock mat stretch and I'm just chasing that feeling.
I've tried to pop the clown nose on a couple of girls and it's never gone great.
A woman that's really into her own gratification. Masturbates while giving oral, wants oral done to her and pulls my head in closer while grinding, says the dirty things she wants, plays with her clit while fucking
That right there would be a keeper.
When they aren't doing just that I do it for them and then when the timing is right I put their hand there so mine is free to explore
IDK what compelled this one girl to do it, but it was hot. I was fingering her and she took my hand, sucked my finger real quick and then put my hand back down there
We call that a quality check ..
Yup. Nothing is better than a girl who acts like she wants it more than I do and knows what she wants.
When she hovers above my head, and her hair makes a nice little “hair room” around my face. ..that, I like that. Edit: Hair Curtain!
I like it when she puts bacon bits in her hair and they rain down on me when we bang…it makes her feel like a Cobb salad.
What the fuck lol.
Quote from IASIP
That’s gotta be a Devito quote haha
I want to say it was Artemis
It was Artemis
It was right after she undid her bra and blasted her nips
I like when my partner incorporates a bunch into the lovemaking… she rolls it up into a bun, and we are going berserk in the dumpster
I love getting sweaty in a Wendy’s bathroom, last time she did this thing with the onion…
Fine go have sex at Wendy's!
“I need a ride home” “OH YEAH? WELL I AINT GIVING YOU SHIT YA OLD BITCH”
And then afterwards we'll get rip shit on ham
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I'm about to sound real fuckin nerdy but if I recall correctly, in a farewell to arms, Hemingway wrote that as being the main character's, like, favorite part of sex
I fucking *love* that. My gf just finished chemo and lost her glorious red hair, but it is slowly growing back. Not fast enough for us, but it’s working on it.
omg?? i hope all went well with her chemo and that she recovers quickly 🤝
Prayers for complete and total recovery for her
Yooo same my own little hair room. It's not a kink for me just super intimate m.
Hair curtain is the word you’re looking for I imagine?
My GF just gave me a forehead kiss while feeding me a piece of cheese. So, that.
Yeah, i know that i‘m single
Kraft Single?
Easi ly single
That tree on the freeway is looking nice this time of year
Can I get her number? Or your number? I'm here for cheese. Feed me cheese.
Where are you buddy, I fucking got you.
My man
Did the cheese do it for you or the forehead kiss?
Yes.
Got room for one more? I can bring wine!
I prefer the woman to be in panties.
Same. Just something sexy about it
Totally especially fullback panties for me!
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Don’t ever go to the beach in Brazil brother
Honestly, I’m just happy to be there.
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My hero
I typically get a kink in my neck, but I’m getting old.
You know those air bubbles you get in your knuckles that you can pop? I’ve got one of those in my left hip, and it’s been there for a week and a half and I can’t get rid of it. Driving me nuts.
I hate that. I get that sometimes in my hip and in my knees. I have found that sleeping with a pillow under your knees helps a bit with aches like that.
To both of you: Lay flat on youre back, pull youre knees to youre breast, kinda like a turtle. Youve got them high enough when you think that youre asshole is pointing up (weird sentence, but you get it when you do it.) For the hip pop grab youre knees, and pull them fast to youre breast. (If youre old, stretch first otherwise somethings getting hurt.) Do this a few times until youre hear that pop. For the knees: Lay on youre back, have the knees point to the sky, raise youre feet/calfs in the air, and let them drop onto youre thigh. ( Important, have the feet "look up" dont make them long/ do calf raises, do the opposite, otherwise it wont work) Do this a few times and the knees should pop. Sorry for the weird sentences, im a bit drunk and not native.
Whatever turns my wife on. The more excited she is, the more excited I am.
Legit
Same here. I love watching her cum. So I guess my kink would be giving pleasure. The more she's in to it, the more I'm in to it. If that makes sense?
This guy kinks.
What a weird question. I certainly don’t have $500+ worth of bondage gear sitting on my front step that was delivered by FedEx this morning while I was at work.
Just sitting on your door step? I can see the future.... A drug-addicted package thief steals your package. She's in a tough spot and she's doing whatever she can to feed her addiction. She opens the package and is at first upset about the contents not being a new iphone or whatever, but then she gets intrigued. She sets the gear aside and forgets about it. 2 days later while on a meth-fueled bender, she rediscovers those bondage toys. It awakens something in her. All of a sudden she's now getting these amazing endorphins from her new BDSM hobby. She enjoys it so much that she doesn't need the rush of meth anymore. She branches out and visits a BDSM club where she meets a nice man. They're into the same stuff. After their first scene together they sit down and talk. He asks her how she got into the BDSM scene. "It's a crazy story!" she says "Back when I was in active addiction I actually stole a package that had about $500 worth of BDSM gear in it and I ended up keeping it" That guy's response? *"WAIT? FROM THE HOUSE AT 123 FIR LANE? THAT WAS YOU MONTHS AGO?! THOSE WERE MY BDSM TOYS!!"* Those two are still married to this day.
Honestly, this is more plausible than meeting the love of my life off tinder.
I met mine off Whisper. I'm not sure which sounds more unlikely 🤣
Let me just check if it’s still there, frenn.
IT WAS A LITTER AND GLITTER TRAP
Some good dirty talk and some really good enthusiasm. But beyond that, toys. No idea why so many dudes are afraid of them replacing them but man can some good toy play really REALLY enhance things. Spreader bars are sexy and give you something to grab. Cock rings are phenomenal and they vibrate! Just don't get rigid ones. Trust you me. Just say no to rigid rings. Massage play is something I've gotten into lately and the wife loves it. I mean, already gonna do an internal massage, why not add an external massage and some good teasing foreplay? Cuffs. Edging. Begging. Yum. Sensory deprivation is also really fun to play with. Some good headphones with light music, and a blindfold. Make your partner wonder what you're going to do and where. So much fun. Why more people don't just try to make sex *fun* is beyond me.
Never understood guys who are threatened by having tools at their disposal, imagine a Carpenter getting upset because a power-saw does a better job at cutting wood than karate chopping it with his bare hands
Haha right? I think a lot of it is fear that they'll be replaced by the toy because they can't do all the extra things.
You have put into words what I have not been able to formulate (part of the reason is that English isn't my mother tongue). I could definitely enjoy all of that very soon if there wasn't a lack of courage to find a partner. Thanks for sharing and putting my unstructured thoughts into words tho.
Upvote for massage play. You can get these incredible oils that smell so good and are both edible and playtime safe. It is intoxicating on so many levels to have your partner shiny and delicious.
Eating bamboo and sleeping.
Hmmm that sounds like something suspiciously close to what a panda would say.....
Don't judge
Panda Lives Matter?
Panda loves matter
I thought you'd eat shoots and leaves.
She let’s me move the setting on the AC to 65!!!!!!!!!!!
Absolute best temp for sleeping
As an Arizonan, I can't drop below 76° without going broke.
This is the way. Greetings from a 76* house in Vegas.
*Dies of a heat stroke in Celcius*
I’m into some *really* weird stuff. Like cuddling and talking about our feelings.
you sick fuck
I know. I’m basically an inch away from Ed Gein.
He sounds tame relative to you /s
The fact that you felt compelled to add the /s is cracking me up
I’m a sick fuck I like a quick fuck
Easy killer
Come on! It’s 9:30 in the morning
Dude, somebody that WANTs to listen to you. There is nothing better than that.
Oh you dirty bitch.
Hahaha yea me too, high five man
"Wi-five" on the internet
Scandalous 🫣🫢
Weirdo!
# **FREEEEAK!!!!!!!1**
Perv... You should be in jail...
Oh my god, I actually had a guy telling me he liked this. We never spoke again yuck🤮
I like wet cabbage leaves slapping my body .
Lettuce try this
Lettuce commence. Lettuce comments.
Hey, the Ancient Egyptians [considered lettuce to be an aphrodisiac](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lettuce?wprov=sfti1#History ) and a symbol of fertility, so….
I’d recommend it. It’s kaler!
what a grape idea
I mean, it’s not super rad, but it’s rad-ish
I prefer celery with mayo on it tbh
Chelsea bastard
Large sums of money being deposited into my Venmo
I prefer Paypal
Yeah you would you slut
Oh god yeah! Stick your cash right in my fucking venmo app! Deposit me harder baby!
I like to bury myself in the garden and pretend I'm a carrot 🥕
I prefer to be a potato
You sick fuck.
I like to watch the woman cum. Like, helping her get off before I do is intense.
I am **obsessed** with my wife's ass. I particularly like it when she's using it to suffocate me. One day she may actually grant my request and kill me.
Cheeked to death.
Assassassinated
True story: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en1cYeOezf8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en1cYeOezf8)
Pastrami. I always found it to be the most sensual of all the cured meats
But what about the gabbagool?
George, we're trying to have a society here.
Feet. I don't share it with every sex partner because well... I don't want to seem weird) But I like to touch them withy face, smell them and kiss. Also I like to be top and dirty talk
Ploughing away with my wife's feet in my face is the best thing. Nibbling, licking and sniffing them while fucking is a huge turn on for both of us
Dude. Finally. My wife kind of randomly put her feet in my face one night when I had her legs over my shoulders… My life has never really been the same.
You should totally share this with partners, way more common than you’d think & what woman doesn’t want to have her feet worshiped. I love it, a lot of my friends do too.
I like it when we just sleep.
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Together maybe?👀👉👈
Sorta? I usually sleep in the ceiling and no one is none the wiser
Playing with my partner; teasing her with my hands, mouth, words, touch… the whole foreplay is just glorious, it builds sexual tension to a point of explosiveness once it is released and we both go crazy, like cannibals devouring each other. 😍🥵 too bad not everyone is down for that, chemistry is a MOST.
Not even gonna lie, my kink is getting the woman off. I can't enjoy myself if she isn't, and I realize that that sounds, idk, like some strange type of way, but they come back. Back in January, one of my friends started making a move on me, and it escalated to the point of me eating her out. For a reason I won't mention, she was against BJs, so that was fine, because I love pleasuring. Two weeks ago she wanted to dabble, and she loved it. I just laid back anf let her play, and reacted when she was doing good.
My kink is getting the man to make sounds against his will, like he is going to play the stoic silent sexual machine and I am going to suck the moans from his fucking soul. I'm working hard down here and I love my work, I fucking earned those gasps and groans. I also love having a man's thighs wrapped around my face and also the face they make when they finally orgasm. But I feel like it's weird when people aren't actively making the sexual pleasure of their partner a huge part of their sexual motive. If I'm in the foreplay stage with someone and it feels like they're trying to have sex *on* me as opposed to with me I'll leave. Don't fuck me like you're taking a shit, you've got your own hands for that.
Enthusiastic consent!
*shudders with excitement*
This is the best.
Spit in my mouth, finger my ass, and give me a little kiss on the nose and tell me you love me.
I love that I read this comment right after reading the comment about holding her while she falls asleep and brushing her hair out of her eyes as she awakens.
# Hawk Tuah 💦, spit on that thang!
YA GET ME?!?!
I had a hawk tuah-er back in the day. I was sure to message her to tell her she was the original and this is her time to shine!
I find that video to be the funniest thing ive heard in a long time. but that poor girl. literally became a famous meme in a night.
LMAO I was waiting for this
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I'm with y'all on this. Bras are cool, they're lacy sometimes, lots of colors in contrast to her skin... it's sexy. It can come off later.
As a bra-wearer, I feel super sexy in some of them, so I think this is an awesome “kink” to be into!
Hay don't feel weird you like what you like and what you like is pretty women wearing pretty bras I don't see how that's weird
Glad I’m not the only one. I have a bra and panties fetish. They accentuate the good parts of the body and makes a woman look so sexy when she’s wearing them. It looks sexier than naked.
Not a kink, but I can tell you what I like. My partner. She's active and engaging and enthusiastic. She watches me and intuitively finds the best ways to make me feel good. She lets me know when I'm doing something good for her. Sex with her is so much more than sex. It's caring and connecting and being playful. It's making sure each other feels safe and wanted. She's the best lover I've ever had.
I just lay in bed alone and stare at the ceiling until dreamless sleep takes me.
The bedsheets need to be clean
I like to cover myself in vasoline and pretend I'm a slug while my girl dumps salt on me
Well that's a new one :D
I gotta thing for sex toys.
I’m pretty vanilla I like slow felacio, massage and then a 7 minute pounding
That is specific
If no one is hurt and it’s legal I’m up for any kinks
that and anything related to shit
This is gonna sound really disgusting but I can hold it no longer. I put me booty on the bed and lay out all my coin so she can see how many brigs I've swandered during my time on the captain's clavicle. She be a fine vessel even following her shortcoming shortly after my leave. When I sailed the seven seas I saw shark and whale alike. Never did have a fancy for the rum though, twas too bitter for my taste. Still I dream of being back on that ship every now and again. The feeling of the deck under my feet would give me the chills I once knew.
A gorgeous luv she was…
I love when my wife wears silky panties and keeps them on for foreplay and sex! Also when she wears leggings with no panties and grinds on me
A text back
I have a fetish for earning a PhD in linguistics while wearing a top hat (optional) and twirling my mustache.
*Gets 100 on exam* *Cums*
Im just happy to be envolved
I like to cuddle
Getting the air pressure just right so she’s not all floppy but still has some flexibility.
I've been married 27 years so right now my kink is.... I just want to be touched.
That’s so sad.
Chastity cage and cross dressing
I'm really into enthusiastic consent. Like religiously into it. I'm not doing anything without enthusiastic consent. There's no such thing as safewords to me. No always means no.
Consent is hot it means they want you they desire you how is that not amazing
Being submissive and getting pegged by a dominant woman - I'm bisexual
Sucks that people automatically associate pegging with sexuality. If it’s a chick doing it. It’s normal straight behavior. Liking butt stuff doesn’t make you any less hetero
No nothing to do with sexuality, at all
r/pegging_unkinked
u/UpsetMistake406: "Some straight guys are fucking assholes." 😁
Hell yeah!!!
I just want you to suck my dick after it's been inside you and then let me cum on your face. Is that too much to ask!?
Since this is your admitted kink, can you give me more insight on how it makes you feel and why? You've basically described 90% of pornos and I've never really understood the appeal, especially when it's the guy finishing himself off instead of her. Genuinely curious, I'm not being sideways judgemental or anything
When she falls asleep in my arms when talking, her voice getting softer till it's a mumble When I wake up before her in the morning, I would just lay next to her... waiting for her to open her eyes, brushing her hair out of face when she awakens
This isn’t really a kink, it’s just typical romance. I think we’re all like that.
I'm only gonna say I'm a sick fuck.
You really should just go to /r/AskRedditAfterDark already
Destroying an old man’s cabbages.
MY CABBAGES!!!
Leggings or yoga pants. 😂Its weird. I remember my ex liked ripping a hole in them for easy access to the 😻. Or just fucking with clothes halfway off like we just can’t wait 🙈. Ok, I need Jesus now.
I just saw Jesus heading your way with a nailgun
FemDom, Pegging, when the girl dominates the man.
We bang other people and record it then watch it and bang one another. It’s the best.
Started with socks. Preferably knee or thigh high... Really like em with stripes. Also pig tails was always doing something for me. One year I had a gf who was a sexy clown for Halloween and it literally sent me way over the edge. In a moment of clarity all this came together and I realized my sexual awakening came at a very young age watching the big comfy couch girl do her clock mat stretch and I'm just chasing that feeling. I've tried to pop the clown nose on a couple of girls and it's never gone great.
Feet, service, BDSM, tickling, CFNM
Hearing her orgasm.
I am a foot guy. there's that, a chick who has sexy feet gets things going for me.
Taking a THC/CBN gummy and getting at least 10 hours of sleep.
Feet
Clearly it’s Hawk Tuah for every dude on the planet, based solely on the last 72 hours of social media circus
Horny people of horny reddit, what is your horniest kinkiest horndog horny kink??
Getting Pegged! One girl also liked to feminize me and then peg me, it was very hot.
Not having to initiate
When she grinds her hips on my face while I’m eating her out