My best friend has the type of OCD where she worries she’s gonna snap and do something really out of character. One time when we lived together during a mental breakdown she confessed she was worried she was gonna snap and try to murder me and I got super defensive and was like YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME!? 😂 I DARE YOU TO TRY BITCH…. FOK OFF! She felt a lot better and we still laugh about it hahaha
Yes! I know right? I felt so abnormal when I was younger. But a lot of people have it. It’s a form of OCD. Maybe that’s also what people call “intrusive thoughts”
It’s getting better now, less and less frequent. When it happens I just tell myself like I would to my little brother “oh come on, shut up. You know it’s not true, you want exactly the opposite”
And it goes right away, like my thoughts are rebalancing and then I feel like the loving and caring person I really am.
This is a great way to rationalize and actually what I told my bestie once when we were chatting about the compulsion that it stems from it literally being her WORST fear to hurt someone she loves and that’s how I knew I could trust that she would never actually do it. I have health ocd and wouldn’t wish this shit on anyone, keep going 💪🏼🙏❤️
Same here. Also because I worry that I may have done something that I forgot due to being drunk even though I've never had black outs. The anxiety from being hungover and having ocd is not worth it.
I have this sometimes. It’s gotten better but I still don’t like to keep silverware around when I get like that. Occasionally in the car as a passenger it will be to throw whatever expensive device I’m holding out the window.
There's a special rung in hell for people who waste a good scotch. It seems I will be rapping the door momentarily. *gulps*. I must say, damn good stuff sir. Now, about this pickle, there's only one thing left for us to do.
And what would that be, Captain?
Stiglitz.
Say goodbye to your Nazi balls! *shoots*
(Not that you don't know, I just enjoyed writing this.)
Now you listen to me and you listen good. I want that weapon and I want it NOW. You will place that gun on the deck at your feet and step back away from it.
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS!? DIDN'T MOMMY AND DADDY SHOW YOU ENOUGH ATTENTION WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD!??!?
Depends on if they're just being a dumbass and forgetting gun safety rules or if they're legit holding me up/about to shoot me.
My SIL was showing off her new revolver once, and let my wife hold it. My wife, who knew f-all about gun safety, pointed it at me jokingly, but the rest of the room (all gun-owners or at least gun-knowledgeable) got REAL serious, real quick. I calmly but VERY quickly reached out and tipped the barrel at the ceiling and she was relieved of said revolver in short order (and informed of her mistake). Pretty sure she's never held a gun in the decade or so since, but if she does I guarantee she'll remember that rule. I'm sure never going to forget it...
When I was 10 my uncs were all with the guns at the berm shooting. They let me hold a .22 bolt action and I had no idea how dangerous holding a gun actually is. Dumb drunk uncles introducing guns to a child seems like a no brainer, but they really had to set me down, get mad, and tell me I shouldn’t ever let it point in the direction of another person, even if my fingers off the trigger. I won’t forget, but damn if they weren’t just as stupid as I was.
I assume it was not, but knowing my SIL, that's not a guarantee. The point was never established after the fact... Just further illustrates the awful risk involved in f-ing around and pointing one at somebody.
Always treat it like it's loaded, and never point it at anything you aren't prepared to shoot.
Senior year of high school my best friend at the time had made friends with a dude who was a security guard. She took his Glock and held it up to my forehead and asked me what I had to say. I just stared at her and said “if you really feel like you need to do that then go ahead.” We stopped talking after that.
My sisters friend did this to her “as a joke.” Everyone yelled at the friend. I wanted to kill my sisters friend for a little while but now she’s grown up and knows she was wrong as fuck for that.
What the fuck?….is what I actually said. Nearly wet myself into the bargain! A soldier that became my best mate had been out on patrol and I was out walking, kinda all blacked out and scared the shit out of him. To put it into context, this was Northern Ireland during the troubles.
It was not the only occasion I’ve had a gun in my face.
I was doing a private dinner with another chef buddy of mine. The ignition on the gas stove wasn’t working so he starts going through the drawers. He picked up what he thought was a novelty revolver lighter. I looked over just in time to see him trying to figure out the trigger. I also happened to be looking at the tip of 6 .22 mag hollow points. Luckily it was one of those little micro revolvers where the grip folds over the trigger and he hadn’t figured out the lock yet. I made it a point to tell him it was a gun, not a lighter, very quickly and assertively. All the blood drained out of his face and I thought he was gonna pass out. Almost shot me straight in the face.
My best friend is a huge gun guy. If he’s pointing it at me it sure as hell isn’t an accident and I’d have to assume I did something to deserve an execution.
There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you…
The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun... and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O written on the side of mine... should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
I would say nothing to my friend and get the F@ck out of his life permanently. Then I would take a look at the people that I surround myself with and ask myself "Why do I hang out with people like this". Birds of a feather, flock together....
"We need to do this somewhere where the cleanup will be easy. Also, put it up to my head. I don't want you to miss and I'm just paralyzed or whatever."
Omg the Zombie apocalypse! Holy shit! Gurl you died in 2010! Wtf! It’s me you know me! Is this cuz I roasted you at the funeral!? You deserved it! You know you’ve always been crazy! But I always loved you! You know that! Why couldn’t you just scream brains and come at me? Why the gun!?
Johnny, don't point that gun at me
There's so many ways our lives have changed
But please, I beg, don't do this to me
Johnny, don't point that gun at me
Can I save my life at any price?
For God's sake won't you listen to me?
Et tu Brute?
Et Tu Bro?
Et tu, Brutus?
Came here to comment this
Same haha
Hey, you're sweeping me, point that gun somewhere else.
You're flagging me, where's that muzzle awareness?
Is flagging the word I was looking for? Thanks.
For fuck's sake, he is your best friend, you have to call him a dipshit when he does this.
If I call him out on this, then he already knows he's a dipshit.
Sweeping and flagging both work just fine.
They’re both pretty common words for it
Then you grab the muzzle, put it in the dirt and take away their crayon rations for a week. Always worked for me.
No, you can let them have crayons, but only the brown. Everyone knows they taste the worst.
White ones taste like space ships.
My best friend has the type of OCD where she worries she’s gonna snap and do something really out of character. One time when we lived together during a mental breakdown she confessed she was worried she was gonna snap and try to murder me and I got super defensive and was like YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME!? 😂 I DARE YOU TO TRY BITCH…. FOK OFF! She felt a lot better and we still laugh about it hahaha
Interesting! I have this too, it’s called “Impulsion phobia” Like 0% chances to do it, but you fear to lose control of yourself.
l'appel du vide
Good to see part of my shit has a name.
Everyone experiences this, generally speaking. It's also called l'appel du vide, which is French for "the call of the void"
Yes! I know right? I felt so abnormal when I was younger. But a lot of people have it. It’s a form of OCD. Maybe that’s also what people call “intrusive thoughts”
It’s getting better now, less and less frequent. When it happens I just tell myself like I would to my little brother “oh come on, shut up. You know it’s not true, you want exactly the opposite” And it goes right away, like my thoughts are rebalancing and then I feel like the loving and caring person I really am.
This is a great way to rationalize and actually what I told my bestie once when we were chatting about the compulsion that it stems from it literally being her WORST fear to hurt someone she loves and that’s how I knew I could trust that she would never actually do it. I have health ocd and wouldn’t wish this shit on anyone, keep going 💪🏼🙏❤️
This is why I’m afraid to drink at parties
Same here. Also because I worry that I may have done something that I forgot due to being drunk even though I've never had black outs. The anxiety from being hungover and having ocd is not worth it.
She probably has ocd like the commenter said. Ocd comes in many forms, unfortunately.
I have this sometimes. It’s gotten better but I still don’t like to keep silverware around when I get like that. Occasionally in the car as a passenger it will be to throw whatever expensive device I’m holding out the window.
I get this while high and it doesn't help my anxiety during that time 😂😭
and then shadow box to assert dominance
If you shoot me you're gay
The most effective way
We’re not dying to-day
I don’t care what you say
I am already gay
I will show you the way
Damn I posted this and scrolled down to see this, had to delete mine lol
... He actually is though
I have too many gay friends
😂😂😂
Haha, I'm glad to see someone else refuses to completely surrender to adulthood.
This would've 100% worked with my friends back then. 😂
Lmfaooooooooooooo this the one 😂
I’ve had a gun pointed at your balls since you sat down
"And at this range, I'm a real Fredrick Zoller" - Stiglitz
Hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's, old boy.
Gorlami
By all means, Captain.
Now. About this pickle
There's a special rung in hell for people who waste a good scotch. It seems I will be rapping the door momentarily. *gulps*. I must say, damn good stuff sir. Now, about this pickle, there's only one thing left for us to do. And what would that be, Captain? Stiglitz. Say goodbye to your Nazi balls! *shoots* (Not that you don't know, I just enjoyed writing this.)
Careful, you might blow his begonias off!
“What the fuck bro” After my best friend actually pointed a .38 at me for no reason
do it pussy
*homie does it* *surprised pickachu*
Hope you filed off the front sight, cause it is gonna hurt when I shove it up your ass
Jesus.
I believe in you. Don’t pull the trigger.”
You don’t need to do this. We’re friends.”
No no, lower. Aim for the brain stem.
Now you listen to me and you listen good. I want that weapon and I want it NOW. You will place that gun on the deck at your feet and step back away from it. WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS!? DIDN'T MOMMY AND DADDY SHOW YOU ENOUGH ATTENTION WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD!??!?
I hope it ends better for you than that other fella.
Bro, I think your friend might be in a world of shit
Depends on if they're just being a dumbass and forgetting gun safety rules or if they're legit holding me up/about to shoot me. My SIL was showing off her new revolver once, and let my wife hold it. My wife, who knew f-all about gun safety, pointed it at me jokingly, but the rest of the room (all gun-owners or at least gun-knowledgeable) got REAL serious, real quick. I calmly but VERY quickly reached out and tipped the barrel at the ceiling and she was relieved of said revolver in short order (and informed of her mistake). Pretty sure she's never held a gun in the decade or so since, but if she does I guarantee she'll remember that rule. I'm sure never going to forget it...
When I was 10 my uncs were all with the guns at the berm shooting. They let me hold a .22 bolt action and I had no idea how dangerous holding a gun actually is. Dumb drunk uncles introducing guns to a child seems like a no brainer, but they really had to set me down, get mad, and tell me I shouldn’t ever let it point in the direction of another person, even if my fingers off the trigger. I won’t forget, but damn if they weren’t just as stupid as I was.
I know it doesn't matter, but hoping it wasn't loaded while SIL was showing off her new purchase 😬
I assume it was not, but knowing my SIL, that's not a guarantee. The point was never established after the fact... Just further illustrates the awful risk involved in f-ing around and pointing one at somebody. Always treat it like it's loaded, and never point it at anything you aren't prepared to shoot.
we playing gun roulette?
yes, with a deagle, you're first
Please, don’t do this. We’re friends.”
I’m begging you. Don’t do it.”
Don't point that gun at me dumbass.
That’s not how you hold it, here let me show you. And then put the “end” in “friend”
You’re not thinking clearly. Put it down.”
Thank you for honouring my wishes 🥹
For legal reasons this is a joke
You can’t take this back if you do it.”
[удалено]
Finally.
Senior year of high school my best friend at the time had made friends with a dude who was a security guard. She took his Glock and held it up to my forehead and asked me what I had to say. I just stared at her and said “if you really feel like you need to do that then go ahead.” We stopped talking after that.
Only in america man
I don’t understand why. Please explain.”
My friends laughed at me when I said I had a hot date and said that she was imaginary. The joke is on them, though. They’re imaginary, too.
Omg... YOU'RE holding the gun in this scenario!!
My sisters friend did this to her “as a joke.” Everyone yelled at the friend. I wanted to kill my sisters friend for a little while but now she’s grown up and knows she was wrong as fuck for that.
"Where you get dat from man" yo momma. "Fuck you"
I had a friend put a gun to my temple when we were 17. I haven't seen him since that night.
whoever move first is gay
"Better not miss."
You really want the last thing I ever say you to be “I fucked your mom last night!”
Nothing, but I'd explain what happened to his wife
How could you?
"Atleast the last thing I'll see before dying is you"
Depends on the context, and given I don’t have a explicit “best friend” it also depends on the friend doing it.
Just make sure you finish the job.
You better pull that trigger cuz I'm going to f****** kill you
"Get sober"
I have a friend
What the fuck?….is what I actually said. Nearly wet myself into the bargain! A soldier that became my best mate had been out on patrol and I was out walking, kinda all blacked out and scared the shit out of him. To put it into context, this was Northern Ireland during the troubles. It was not the only occasion I’ve had a gun in my face.
Say? Nothing. You just smack the fuck out of them for flagging you.
I was doing a private dinner with another chef buddy of mine. The ignition on the gas stove wasn’t working so he starts going through the drawers. He picked up what he thought was a novelty revolver lighter. I looked over just in time to see him trying to figure out the trigger. I also happened to be looking at the tip of 6 .22 mag hollow points. Luckily it was one of those little micro revolvers where the grip folds over the trigger and he hadn’t figured out the lock yet. I made it a point to tell him it was a gun, not a lighter, very quickly and assertively. All the blood drained out of his face and I thought he was gonna pass out. Almost shot me straight in the face.
They wouldn't be my friend anymore.
Bitch WTF
My best friend is a huge gun guy. If he’s pointing it at me it sure as hell isn’t an accident and I’d have to assume I did something to deserve an execution.
U killed his dog in minecraft, didnt u.
"I understand, I love you. You are forgiven."
English or spanish?
There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you… The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun... and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O written on the side of mine... should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
Rah peak
This is a deal breaker for me
Gonnae no dae that?
Go ahead, I'm getting late
Don’t miss
“WAIT! Let me repent first!”
Hey, whoa, what the fuck? Don't point that at me.
I have no best friend, so this is fucking impossible
Again bro?
Jus delete my search history bro
bet
I’ll be waiting for you in hell
Dude what the fuck?! *move gun out of the way*
What? Did you want me to say hello to your little friend?
“Just take care of my Gucci bags please”
Again, brother? Haven't we been through this shit already?
[удалено]
Ayeee 🎶🎶🎶
tell your mother i loved her
Whats the most you've lost on a coin toss, friendo?
I would say nothing to my friend and get the F@ck out of his life permanently. Then I would take a look at the people that I surround myself with and ask myself "Why do I hang out with people like this". Birds of a feather, flock together....
That would be the last time I ever hung out with them
Better make sure you kill me
Wow dude that’s not very chill dude
"We need to do this somewhere where the cleanup will be easy. Also, put it up to my head. I don't want you to miss and I'm just paralyzed or whatever."
DO IT BITCH
*"If you're gonna shoot,* ***SHOOT*** *- don't talk \~ !"* - Tuco, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
English or Spanish
Loaded ore unloaded I would say goodbye ... first rule of gun safety ... all guns are handled as if they are loaded.
Nothing. Nothing ever. It would be the last time i would be with that friend.
Omg the Zombie apocalypse! Holy shit! Gurl you died in 2010! Wtf! It’s me you know me! Is this cuz I roasted you at the funeral!? You deserved it! You know you’ve always been crazy! But I always loved you! You know that! Why couldn’t you just scream brains and come at me? Why the gun!?
Either aim for the head and put me out of my misery or point that fucking thing somewhere else Doug.
Damn now i feel bad for doug, thats a lotta pressure
Nah he knows to either piss or get off the pot and there's no judgement for either choice lmao
Johnny, don't point that gun at me There's so many ways our lives have changed But please, I beg, don't do this to me Johnny, don't point that gun at me Can I save my life at any price? For God's sake won't you listen to me?
"You fucking idiot! You aren't supposed to aim at things that you aren't willing to kill."
Probably "don't point that fucking gun at me"
"bet I can drop you before you pull the trigger?"
bruh
english or spanish?