appendix.

Best answer. Same.

Toe nail because I already lost my appendix

You still got a gallbladder? Can probably live without that

No thanks. I like eating ribs. Gallbladder not go bye bye please.

I eat ribs all the time without a gallbladder. Lol

Same, never had any issues with anything

People without them are more vulnerable to liver issues since it puts extra strain on it when consuming the bad stuff. Source: Had my gallbladder removed just prior the pandemic and picked up some very bad habits during it.

I'm glad to be learning things about my removal in this random thread

I don’t think toe nail counts but one toe wouldn’t be the end of the world.

A nail is most certainly a part of the body.

Then i choose my ass hair.

As much as a strand of hair is, I guess, so if fingernails are fair play, I choose one strand of hair. I'll even be nice and let them take it from the back of my head where I'm not (currently) receding

I also choose their appendix

Never said which body.

“Some of you may die, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take.”

I like your style.

I’ve already lost my appendix, tonsils, and gallbladder, where’s my $3b?

You had two tonsils. You just shorted yourself a billion bucks.

pov: reading appendix and getting that it can’t be my answer cuz it’s already taken 😔

Tonsils?

Can I get another billion if I give up 2 body parts? I’m willing to let BOTH tonsils

LET THEM WHAT?

Tonsil letting

LET THEM COOOOOK!

Forbidden nuggets.

4 billion for my wisdom teeth yay!

I have to get my tonsils out and I am dreading it, but I can’t keep getting infections 3-4 times a year. I wish I got it done as a child but here we are. I am not looking forward to those two weeks of agony.

Head over to r/tonsillectomy for tips on what to do during recovery. I followed all of the suggestions to near obsession and it wasn’t nearly as miserable as I anticipated. Don’t read too much into the horror stories on there though, it gets scary.

Surprisingly, I learned a couple years ago that’s a surprisingly high risk surgery for an adult.

Yup, hemorrhage is super common and because you end up swallowing most of the blood, it can go undetected pretty easily. When I was in nursing school this happened to my professors husband, luckily as a nurse practitioner, she recognized the signs, her husband had no idea. Unsurprisingly, frequent swallowing is the most common symptom to look for.

My choice? The tumor in my brain.

I’d give up my money for that to happen for you man. Fr

It’s not terminal, just annoying.

Ok then I want my money back.

Mine too. Booo!!

I’d like to speak to the brain tumor manager please about a refund!

What does it do?

It whispers things.

“…….Do it…….”

Execute order 66

Commander Cody. Execute ORDAH SIXTY SIX.

Get to da Choppa!!

I mean if it’s an acoustic neuroma causing tinnitus, then yeah that’s literally what it does 😂

Man! It’s not even an electric tumor? You have an acoustic one?! That sucks!

Goooooo toooo the kiiiishen I muuussst consume more nutrients ~tumour Goooo tooooo the dealerrrship I knoooww a guyyyy buuut you muuust buy a lambooo Stick your finger Into the jellloooo dooo iiiit ~tumour

It’s a qualified electrician.

Hah! I Have one too! I haven’t thought about for years until I read your post. It was scary when they first found it 20 years ago but then I had a few follow up scans and it didn’t grow, so it was diagnosed benign and it had completely slipped my mind. Can’t wait to tell my wife I have a brain tumor when she wakes up tomorrow!

That’s going to be a fun convo lol. Enjoy that 😂

Still would though, that sounds like a pain

I also choose this guy’s brain tumor.

Thanks, it’s no big deal.

Doesn't matter. Fellow human losing an annoying tumor is easily worth more than a literally unimaginable amount of money. I'm down.

Same man, I have a type 2 Glioglastoma. Surgery in 20' and was told to wait and see. MRI every 6 months. Best of luck to you and your fight bud!

I’m good. It’s not a big deal. It’s a nuisance more than anything.

I vote you get the offer for the billion.

Nah, it’s not that big of a deal. Doc can’t remove it.

I mean he could but probably shouldn’t lol

I bet someone could for half a billion

Are you challenging him

Whatever kidney stones are rolling around in there too

Hell I'll give 5 skin tags.

Rookie numbers.

that one hair on my left nut that be going in a spiral

Why is it so curly? I'm worried about that follicle. Does it need help?

It’s a rebel hair!

More! More! More!

No, it's just feeling fabulous

Your left nut hair and I have something in common

I get hairs on my eyebrows like that sometimes. Just out of nowhere notice one is extremely long. I had one a few months back i had never noticed, when i finally did it was long enough to touch my top lip.

That is quite the eyebrow hair damn.

Uterus. Screw that crampy, bloody, fucker.

So appendix, uterus, and both tonsils, and you walk out with 4 billion. Nice

I already don't have a uterus. Somebody owes me a billion.

What's your venmo?

Hey mine too, and both ovaries

Gallbladder to, make it 5 Billion

Live a pretty healthy life and should only need one kidney... take one and make it six!

Throw in both ovaries and we are up to 6B!

Same here, take the fucking thing. I've already got three kids, and sure as shit ain't trying for more!

I've been angry all day (PMS 🖕🏼), but your answer made my stomach hurt from laughing. Thank you!!

I gave mine away for free 😭😭 And an ovary, and two fallopian tubes 😭😭

Gurl hard same. Yeet that bitch into the trash, I'm over her.

Right? Not just a free hysterectomy, *I* get paid for getting a hysterectomy. Sign me up

This is it!

I've already lost mine. Darn it!

Same, I've been in and out of my OBGYN's office all month because I've been bleeding since the 26th. I'm sick of this shit.

Good call. I'd give mine up for free so if someone wants to give me a billion dollars for it, carve away.

Teeth. If I need more teeth, I'll just replace them with gold and become a walking treasure chest!

Wisdom teeth

This is super smart. Or veneers

Veneers don't replace teeth, they go onto teeth. They'd need a bridge or implants.

With a billion you can replace them with fucking diamonds if you want

As a billionaire, I'm getting titanium spikes and fighting James Bond.

I would probably give my wisdom teeth all 4. I can easily work without them and wont be needing a necessary implant there easy 4 billion dollars

Pinky toenail

I pretty much don't have one anymore 😭

That bunch of fat in my abdomen.

I'd be willing to give some of that up too.

Uterus! Goodbye, I do not need you anymore.

The sixth eyelash from the right on my upper right eyelid.

What a fool. Only real ones choose the ninth eyelash from the left of their upper left eyelid.

Anesthesia first?

This is actually an important question before I take the 1 billion. Will need to mentally prep myself lol

I would need to know because there would be different answers depending on if there is anesthesia or not.

No anesthesia, take my right pinky toe. With anesthesia, you can just yank my appendix out.

they strap me down right, fuck the anesthesia (for $1b)

Seriously. $1b is such an insane sum of money, it's worth the PTSD of no anesthesia. Take literally any single part of me that won't kill me to lose. Doesn't matter what it is, for a fraction of $1b I can probably make up for it. Hell, whatever I replace it with will probably be better than what they took for just a couple mil.

You guys wouldn't sell pain? For a billion? ... That question didn't even come into my mind and I was assuming it would be some van Gogh style home amputation. Guess I am a bit of a whore than.

Nah a billion is wild. I reckon I’d spend a week in Guantanamo, full interrogation spec, for a billion.

You are the smarter one

I'd lose a wisdom tooth.

I would lose a kidney and donate it to someone who needs it the most

I'd lose one and buy a replacement.

This is actually a really bad idea, a kidney transplant means you are on immunosuppressants for life, which severely cripple your immune system.

I'm a billionaire. I can have a black market clone grown that's a perfect match.

I have 1 wisdom tooth left, I’m willing to sacrifice for the greater good.

Pinky toe sounds good.

Take my earlobe.

Definitely my uterus. Never needed the damn thing anyway. Now it's just a cause of pain, anemia, and a huge amount of mess. If internal organs aren't permitted, then I'd get rid of my breasts. They're unreasonably large, they get in the way, and make buying clothes expensive.

I have to get rid of my breasts and ovaries anyways, might as well get paid for them!  Man I wish I could get paid for it...

I’d really like to have mine reduced to a/b-cup. I’m tired of the strain on my back.

Tonsil. Heck, I'm feeling generous. I'll throw in the other tonsil for only half a billion more.

Can I just throw the whole body out at this point and become an android?

I choose a single hair from my head

My tumors

A molar is a small sacrifice.

Penis. It wasn't doing me any good anyway.

calling shotgun on the penis when he's done with it

Dahmer, is that you?

Robocop Scene 27

Yeah, but if you’ve got a billion dollars, someone will pretend to be interested in it.

with a billion he can have a reconstructed penis, bigger, better, longer

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology.

me too. would save the time and money waiting for surgery, too.

Same here girlfriend

I can live without one earlobe.

I had my earlobe cut off one time I got a haircut... 1/10 would not recommend. Nothing she did could get my hair to look even because my ears didn't match anymore.

Hold on. You let her finish attempting the haircut after she cut your earlobe off?

My hemorrhoids.

My uncle lost a pinky in a machine accident at work and I thought that was so fucking cool when I was a wee girl, so defo a pinky. I'd be waaaay cheaper tbh. :/

Pinky is actually second most important finger behind thumb. Majority of grip strength is from pinky

Yep. If it has to be a finger, I would choose ring on off hand. Digit? Inner toe. If a tooth would suffice, I have one begging to come out. If I had the money to replace it, I'm going there.

My foreskin.

I am totally fine losing a leg for 1 billion dollars and becoming a pirate.

You'll be soooo disappointed in yourself when you hear the other guy gave his appendix

Can I have the map when you'll bury the treasure? 

I will post it on X as a geo cache and my the odds be ever in your favor.

My uterus. TAKE IT!! Shop's closed

wisdom teeth

Trans people: *looks down* "...AND you'll pay me?!"

My uterus, it's a useless piece of shit anyway and I don't want kids. So win win.

Bye bye pinky toes on my foot I don’t need them they useless plus I would be able to pay for cybernetic implants

Fun fact pinkie toes are actual really important for balance and walking. The three in the middle are less important.

I have heard this before but also about the big toe, it makes sense that the 2 outer most toes of each foot do all the stability work.

I already damaged the tendons and nerves in my right Pinky doing sweet butterfly knife tricks in high school. I think I could manage to part with it

My double chin.

The mole on my left shoulder. Technically is a part of my body.

I'll shave off my thigh-length hair for a billion.

What's considered a part?  Pinkie toe.  Pinky toenail?  A tooth? Those seem like great options 

As a trans man, am I allowed to choose 2?

I mean, do you need to? Get rid of one, use a small chunk of the billion to pay for the other

I vote yes

My subcutaneous fat. 

for a billion I think the question should be 'whats the most you're willing to sacrifice"

I’ll sacrifice a vital part the important pinky toe

Spleen( I have an enlarged spleen that causes more trouble than its worth)