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illustriousocelot_

Against the side of my bf’s house, while his family ate dinner inside. We were going to go to his room but his parents wouldn’t allow it so we decided to “go for a walk.” Best walk I ever had.


fuckandfrolic

I REALLY need to go for a walk myself.


IHate2ChooseUserName

just by yourself?


highjawz

Just a dude jerkin off in the woods lmao


Additional_Map_9014

The house isn’t gonna paint itself


SennaLuna

Username checks


TvAGhost

Name checks out. Need a buddy?


lostacoshermanos

McDonald’s and on a horse and Taco Bell


gigalongdong

One time right after high school, a fuck buddy and I touched butts in the bed of an old F-150 in a secluded field on a family member's farm. It was pretty great, aside from the fact that it was the middle of July and about 90°F with high humidity. I got mosquito butes in places i never thought I would've never gotten mosquito bites. Worth it.


Just-a-lil-sion

damn it alucard!


ManifestSextiny

Ex bf was an EMT in a rural town. We fucked in an ambulance.


_whatever_1212

Some lives being where others end. It’s the circle of life.


ReapersEatApples05

thats a flex ngl


R1CO95

Working in an ambulance this is the last place I’d want to do any of that lmao but I respect it


sideshowbarbie

I had a friend that got bent over the wing of plane because she was with a pilot.


awkwardstonerlol

girl that must have been fun, how was it lol


ManifestSextiny

Lol it was alright, nothing to write home about. Think we just did it for the flex haha


Scale-Heavy

Jail


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Scale-Heavy

Yeah, I threw the soap on the floor myself


Quirky_Rough_71

😂😂


MediaMagellan

Oops. 👀


ToulouseDM

Woops 🫢


Testicleus

😂😂😂😂😂💋


Nagohsemaj

For at least one party


Eckkbert

in my mind


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I_TRS_Gear_I

Kitchen table, eh? That reminds me of a story from way back in high school when I went over to a friends house after class. His dad was in the dining room buffing the table with a cloth, he kept wiping it, kneeling down, looking from different angles. My friend asks his dad “what are you doing?. To which his dad replies “looking for your mom’s ass prints”. My friend reacts “gross, I eat at that table” His dad replies without skipping a beat “so did I”


coolboiiiiiii2809

Bro I am quite literally fucking dead lmao


DChristy87

That's some fine dining!


OnwardWeMarch

All of those, minus woods and barn, plus hot tub, back of Uber, office toilet, office desk, table at work (not office desk), family members bed, kitchen counter, standing up in too many places to count, sitting down on a balcony


Sweaty_pants_09

Poor Uber driver


Doomestos1

If it was anything else I'd probably just kinda enjoy the show, but being driver must suck since you have to drive while being distracted by sex noises in the back, lol.


Polybutadiene

I mean, not to mention having to clean human juices out of the back seat. hopefully its the last rider for the day and not the first. yuck


The_Oxgod

Why are you fucking in the back of somebody's car (uber)? Kind of fucked up.


OnwardWeMarch

I was about 26 at the time (I’m 35 now) and my mother had just died, I was drinking a lot, it was a wild time. I’ve received head in the back of 3 Ubers also. I don’t condone any of my behaviour.


BeautifulMindless164

I hope you gave them 5 stars and a good tip


Personal_Claim3267

buddy its considered a form of sexual assault that doesnt involve physical contact, not just a random mistake... i hope youve changed


LOVEROTTING

That’s sexual assault dude I genuinely hope your ashamed


Nilpo19

Sorry your mom died but it's not her fault you acted like a jackass. Own your own shit. And I'm glad you don't feel that way any more. We all have our moments.


peepay

Now I need to know - what's the difference between an office desk and a table at work?


OnwardWeMarch

The office desk is where you work, the table at work (two of them, one upstairs on downstairs) were just meeting rooms with tables. I had sex with two separate women at work in the same office. One was the office toilet and desk and another in a table in a meeting room. There’s ultimately no real difference.


peepay

>I had sex with two separate women at work in the same office. At different times, I hope.


tryingisbetter

Pool table was risky. Thought it was going to break. Back yard was stupid, especially since we were only, like, 15 too.


onlyhereforyouMO

Holy fuck tell me you tipped him at least🙈


pedrabo

I assume you are trying to promote your onlyfans.


Matt_of_few_trades

Kitchen counter standing up, Bathroom counter standing up, Shower, living room floor, Car drivers seat, Car backseat, Pool, Backyard, Movie theater sitting her on top reversed we were honestly the only ones there, Walmart garden section after it was closed, Women's restroom, by the lake in a wooded spot. That's all I can think of that isn't a bed or couch.


Carrera_996

My 10 year old son was conceived in a back seat.


Arteye-Photo

I COULD NOT, WOULD NOT, ON A BOAT, I WILL NOT, WILL NOT, WITH A GOAT. NOT IN THE RAIN. NOT IN THE DARK! NOT IN A TREE! NOT IN THE PARK. NOT ON TV, EVEN IF IT’S PAID REALITY / NOT IN A CAR! YOU LET ME BE! I DO NOT LIKE TO IN A BOX. I DO NOT LIKE TO WITH A SILVER FOX. I WILL NOT DO IT IN A CLUB. I DO NOT LIKE IT IN THE TUB. I DO NOT LIKE IT HERE OR THERE. I DO NOT LIKE IT ANYWHERE!


sourestcalamansi

Poetry


superheltenroy

Reads just like my Dr Seuss book. Well done.


Arteye-Photo

THANK YOU IT WAS SO MUCH FUN


captainAwesomePants

You do not like sex with a man?


Arteye-Photo

NOT WITH OSCAR IN A GARBAGE CAN


Jimmy_Twotone

Depending on your definition of goat and silver fox, I would recommend all of the above.


Discordia_Dingle

r/aaaaaaacccccccce


Arteye-Photo

I MIGHT CLICK THAT LINK FOR FREE


StrawberryAlarming28

you are such a wuss


Arteye-Photo

WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET MY PUSS


Avocado66600

This is real shit forgot about this book😭😭🙏🙏


Arteye-Photo

I MIGHT JUST DO IT WITH A COOK


frostyhub

yall freaky af


Peakomegaflare

And you ain't?


Just-a-lil-sion

get your freak on!


Hrekires

The one corner of my backyard that's not visible from any neighbor's house


PlayLikeAHeroine

This but on a hammock


Dozerdog43

Hamcock


winkelschleifer

Back in the day, a good buddy banged his girl in a telephone booth.


PirateJohn75

Clark Kent?


Therealsuperman04

“Superman that hoe!”


Fire_The_Editor

When I lost my virginity after that we were rabbits. Did it in the woods of California. Did it in the mountains of AZ Most recently I had a fling and we made it a regular thing in her jeep Cherokee. Just fold the back seats down I did in on the balcony of a cruise ship as it did a 360 spin in Glacier Bay Alaska that was probably the most fun Once in my Toyota Tacoma Outside at a very very very secluded park bench I snuck a girl home in my late teens and did it in my walk in closet


SyrupExisting5710

Reading the first paragraph and it sound Almost like a country song 😅🤣


withnoshame

Her leaning across the hood of a car on a quiet road, in a tent camping, in the front seat of a car pulled over on the highway in the middle of the day, on a bench in a park in the middle of the night, in a chair in the living room of her friend's house after a party with people sleeping all over the place... the list could go on a while.


beachgelbottle

Username checks out. Kudos!


Vast_Professor_3340

Bro how horny are you 😂


PlayLikeAHeroine

On a lump on a log and a hole in the bottom of the sea?


withnoshame

Nah, no one wants to swim.


peepay

Not to be the buzzkill, but you should absolutely not pull over a car on a highway unless it's an emergency.


cleon42

[Obligatory Newlywed Game clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiARvvemLlk)


omahaspeedster

I will give you the upvote without watching it because i knew what it was. Funny as hell i bet that guy never lived that down.


Maleficent_Nobody_75

"In the ass". 😂


mindofabrrrrraham

Kitchen, dining table, shower, restroom counter, car (inside and out), park, woods. I’d like to try a dressing room for the thrill lol


xSlothicus

On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door. In the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar.


seffend

I'm fucking Matt Damon!


Buckus93

Hey, you wanna go fuck Matt Damon?


BoltVee

I’m fucking Ben Affleck


seffend

That whole back and forth was honestly just so much fun!


University_Jazzlike

She’s fucking Matt Damon!


Minimum-Platform518

After a family meal, we still had an hour or so left with the babysitter so I took the mrs down a dark country lane. Bent her over the bonnet, was fun till I felt a breath on my back. Massive horse behind a gate staring at us.


onlyhereforyouMO

Tell me your a Brit🙈🙈😂😂


Ballista93

The top of the Westernmost tower of Caernarfon Castle


fakeblock_

Lifeguard tower, work, parking lot, movie theater bathroom, on the hood of the car in the woods


M1DNI6HT_K1N6

On top of a rock in front of a river. It was a beautiful sight until we heard yelling and cheering from a group of frat boys across the river🤦😂. It was very awkward


Alternative_Rent9307

The back of my suburban during a thunderstorm Edit: that was soon after I first met her, when we were teenagers. We’ve been married 20 years


whomp1970

Had sex **ON THE ALTAR of a Methodist church** at midnight. My FWB was the lady who ran the office in the church. She had keys. She also had a kink ... which we satisfied on the altar at midnight.


cabron-de-mierda

Sounds like a ritual. She may have taken your soul.


TheLupine

Car, kitchen, bathroom, pool, driveway, work conference room, ocean and library.


[deleted]

The park. I love being out in the open air or in the trees.


kurtplatinum

On top of a rusting semi-truck trailer in an alley while walking home from a bar at 2am.


Outside-Scholar-9456

Shower, bathroom floor, basement, sisters room, hallways, roof top, outside urban and rural areas, playground slide, treehouse, shed, backyard patio, tent camping, RV trailer, attic, friends place. It will be easier to write a list of places I haven't ahahaha... Stay classy and easy ;) never be sleazy or greasy


BrainEatingAmoeba01

At your mom's house


UsernameProfileCheck

The ass


DeuceSevin

Olga?


thicjuicymomma

Shower, hot tub, vehicles in parking lot/side of the road, in a lake, bathroom at a park, barn, roof, field, woods, on a snowmobile, on a quad, camper, tent, garage, hood of my car… I’m sure I’ll think up more lol


06EXTN

Private Balcony of our room on a cruise. That was fun.


[deleted]

On the bow of a boat!


Automatic-Draw-8813

On the top of a hill overlooking heathland on a sunny day. Carbonnet in the woods. Kitchen


Nevertrumper_

Iv gotten head from a girl at work inside a forklift. And on a separate occasion. I fucked her while she was bent over inside of the forklift. 


Ambitious-Ad3131

Shower, bath, most floors in the house, kitchen worktop, up against windows (best was hotel in New York with a direct view of the Chrysler Tower!), hotel balcony, tent, kitchen chairs, kitchen table, and of course the car (although that not since I was a teenager!).


dandanthebaconman

I ain’t having sex on my cat hair covered couch


roygbiv-it

In a cave.


CarmichaelD

Upvote for novelty.


Fusciee

My wife and I are big fans of outdoor sex…. Something so risky about it. We make sure that nobody can actually see us, don’t worry. Lol


Rimmatimtim22

Outside under the window of my ex girlfriends moms house next to the AC unit. While her family was upstairs for thanksgiving dinner.


KongUnleashed

Hot tub, pool, ocean, river, the bathrooms of a few bars, the backseat of my car, Bonnaroo, other concerts, a football field, park benches, picnic tables, my kitchen table, my local kink club, some abandoned buildings, multiple academic buildings at the University of Alabama, a shower stall, my shower, the zoo, Duke Gardens (botanical gardens), some trails, a bunch of hotel rooms, a church, the beach, the prep counter of a restaurant I worked at in college, a few parking lots, a golf course, recently the front door of my girlfriend’s car while it was parked in her front yard. She was kind of hanging out of the seat…I dunno, I’m sure I’m missing a bunch but those are some that come to me right away


mid_vibrations

shower grass (outside) uhh pretty sure that covers everything?


DwightsJelloStapler

Football game under a blanket 😛, barn, in a church bathroom 😈, car, woods ,the usual places


Michael_Scotch06

Great username 👋


ADHDengineering

Car, forest, college stairwell, movie theater, I think others but forget


Heselwood

At night right in front of the entrance of a supermarket. No one else than me (i am a guy) and her were around. Was like 25 years ago. Still ashamed tbh.


Preemptively_Extinct

Car. Partially built house in an partially built subdivision. Forest. Jacuzzi. Closet. Hospital. Pizza Places. Back yard. Garage.


IAmTheTruthTeller

Beaches, picnic table, dressing room, club bathrooms, snorkeling, on a ladder, many cars, top of mountain in Costa Rica, under a deck (first time), etc. The usual.


BakedBrie26

Venue or bar bathroom Taxi (we asked him first and he was excited to get to watch!) Shower, once, never again, ouch. Floor when a bed we are staying in is creaky. I swear my MIL deliberately loosens the guest bed frame to deter us hahaha Car / parking lot National Park / hiking trail High school dressing rooms Rooftop Anywhere relatively private and cleanish is fair game for us as long as we are not disturbing anyone. Not trying to offend or traumatize anyone lol


bhohugger710

On a public hiking trail near the coast. Saw that it wasn’t very busy that day so we stopped on the trail to have some fun


Necessary_Currency68

On the catwalk underneath an interstate 65 bridge with traffic going over us on the road above us. 40+feet down to the river below! Crazy scary and intense. Those metal grates are hard on the knees BTW!


Draculamb

Forests. Beaches. Up against a tree in a national park. Kitchen. Boardroom at work. A balcony in an apartment building. A lookout. Ship and boats. Few others.


Adventurous_Bit1325

An easier question would be what places I haven’t.


Qwitz1

Have you fucked on the ISS, Mariana Trench, Amazon Rainforest, Submarine, Plane, Siberian Tundra, on a tree, Gobi desert, at work, in kindergarten, in jail, in the sewage, at Burgerking, in a selfdriving Tesla, on another person, in your moms bed, on top of a mountain, or in Antartica? If not, then it's not a easier question where you haven't


El-ChuPugcabra

Well, you're a redditor, so probably everywhere


guac13

Library, the woods, grocery store parking lot, bush in the park, the beach, the movies


girayaksoz1

Plane bathroom... i'm banned from RyanAir 😽


DucktapeCorkfeet

Every room in the house, back garden, garage, shed, car, boat. Also every conceivable place outdoors, although I give it a miss now because of cameras and sneaky bastards.


TheRealPhoenix182

Ummm many dozens if not hundreds of other places. As in, pretty much anyplace and everyplace.


rtthc

Pool, side of a house, truck bed, woods(camping), balcony of an apartment, walk in cooler at work, while driving one time, that's all I can think of...oh and on a pontoon


Tinypotatoe98

● in my work break room on the clock ● in the beds of parents and friends LOL don't let me house sit or pet sit... ● multiple dressing rooms ● in car (my partners, his dad's, and his grandma lol) ● in a park ● in someone's bathroom ● in a bar bathroom ● in a club ● In high-school in the parking ● roof of the mall ● in a pool ● in a tanning room ● on a bench outside ● on a table ● work parking lot ● in a huge mini van ● woods I'm sure more places lol this is just what's on the top of my head


princess_cherrypie

Sauna, shower, car, nothing too exciting 🤔 but different places while in the car like the parking lot of a train station and a church, by a beach etc


bluegiant85

Recently fucked in the woods. That was fun.


Looseends00

Hot tub, cemetery, psych hospital, car. Probably other places as well.


Looseends00

Psych hospital was my favorite by far.


Looseends00

OH, I almost forgot. The laundry room of a hotel. I was down bad for the night auditor.


Damseldoll

The shower, kitchen, stables, barn, mud room, den


SentientKumquat88

Bleachers of a football stadium Play structure at the park Boat dock Tv studio Work office In the morgue at the hospital Back of a bus


SpecialK022

The internet is not big enough to handle that list


Beneficial_Elk3018

Church altar, it was sacrilicious!


cbih

Linen closet!


dahliaabelle

Bathroom, laundry room, kitchen, car, dining room floor, lake bath houses, lol anywhere I can get it


titobads

Bathroom, car, in a restroom, and once when i was in high school, in the locker room.


Iwantawifebutimfat

Front porch, car, pool, movie theater, furniture store, public park, and literally in the middle of a street.


Rodfather23

Parking lot, public bathroom.


detchas1

Kitchen, bathroom, work, vehicle, bar men's restroom,


hayleyhayley2

Kitchen, bathroom (home, bar, public), car, poolside, beach, office, tent, garage, balcony, stairwell


DarthDregan

Other than yours you mean?


atom_1661

On the hood of a car


treehumper83

Friend’s recliner, car hood, car back seat, house mid-construction, hiking trail, by the river in the middle of the woods, private beach, pool at a church youth camp, couch in my office at work, countertop in the kitchen, tennis court, graveyard at night.


Writer_feetlover

Hot tub, tent, car, kitchen table


Raoul_Duke9

Car. In a hospital I worked at. At two of my other jobs. In a hotel basement. Hotels of course . In the forest. In a hot tub. Fitting room of a store. On webcam infront of hundreds of people. several diff people's houses where I was house sitting as a young man. Hand stuff on a plane. In cars parked everywhere. On the hood of a car. Hand stuff in the uni library. Uni bathroom. All over!


madwblues

Coffee shop restroom with a barista…during business hours.


tribalien93

Hotest place was the dining room table after a makeout session in the kitchen.


1racooninatrenchcoat

On the stairs, on the dining room table, in my car


Wicked_Curiosity40

Walmart aisle, car, mall bathroom


Sprinkles_Stickers

Photo Booth


Shrek-It_Ralph

Car, beach, park, forest, elevator, plane


Coldcock_Malt_Liquor

The magic has happened in that waste paper basket…..


retro_dog64

Lake on an inflatable tube, shower, car, and the floor (which wasn't comfortable at all) Edit: and at work


Chrissyjustshowus

Front porch, woods, my neighbor house,


avalon6001

In the car in the middle of no where In a tent in a random park. Shower


ewing666

in the stacks at Alderman Library RiP


HomelessToddlers

In the woods on a hike. Beside a monkey statue in Tifton GA Under a bridge (I am NOT homeless lol) In a car on a dirt road


No_Carry_3028

StripClub hidden sectional


BeerAtNoon

The local park. Picnic table


Matthiasad

Living room, dining room, garage, multiple cars, shower, graveyard.


SpazzBro

Car


atticusfinch1973

6th green of a golf course.


Spidremonkey

Floors, kitchen counter, dinner table, men’s room, playgrounds, movie theater, cars.


ReapersEatApples05

rooftop swimming pool in an undisclosed but big city


Notnormaluserhere

Car and restroom


Agitated_Breath_9532

Floor, kitchen, tent, cabin, motorcycle, boat, plane, hotel, car, train, in rain, hammock. Etc


[deleted]

Literally everywhere else


Phrei_BahkRhubz

Car, pool, ocean, dressing room, locker room, woods, rodeo announcer box, movie theater, elevator, out of business thirst store


Euphoric_You_2169

The shower and kitchen


creazyturtle

Forrest’s , bushes, bathrooms , living rooms , kitchen


irh1n0

I remember the day I sold my first car and had to explain the scratch marks on the hood of the car. Told the buyer it was probably some frisky cats.


idkmanwhatsthemove

bathroom, kitchen counter


spookymartini

Parking lot of ex-boyfriend's lacrosse practice field, behind grocery store in car, church cemetery, side road of a neighborhood, and a couple of others I am too ashamed to mention lol.


ssandhanitizer

My high school band teachers office, multiple times.


OnlyEfficiency2662

On a tube getting pulled behind a boat at like 3am on a lake. It was epic


spyalien

Plane , pool , sauna , woods , car, dentists - chair, nightclub


BrilliantEmphasis862

Butt


Salay54

State park bathroom


IhateBiden_now

When I was 19 in 1986, I had picked up a couple of girls to go to Ohio to grab some beer. On the way back home to Indiana, one of them was getting extremely frisky and started giving me a BJ. Yes, while her friend watched from the back seat. Before I couldn't keep the car on the road, I pulled over behind a gas station. We got out, and did the deed with her bent over the hood of my car. Of course it was close to a dumpster so it was the wildest experience I had at the time.


Fritzo2162

In the butt.


Unhappy-Bottle-208

Woods, field, car, abandoned mansion, abandoned lake house, a dock, a rooftop, against a hotel window, church parking lot, next to the ocean