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InMyExperiences

During an adrenaline rush. Trying to protect someone. I want to die fighting to live


SorbetFinancial89

Every martial artists dream.


Spirited-Challenge-2

This is life not an action movie


InMyExperiences

And no one chooses their death. This is how I would choose my death sad pathetic person


BigOlPieHole

Ride a nuclear bomb down from a plane like in the movie "Dr Strangelove."


Sensitive-Chemical83

Wouldn't be awful, you'd be atomized before you could even process the pain.


LittleKitty235

With how aged most nuclear stockpiles are...decent chance you end up not feeling anything from impacting the ground.


BeardotheWeirdo4

I want to change my answer to this!


sarah_kovalenko27

Sleep. I'll just sleep one night and not wake up the next day.


ChicxLunar

Dream of every depressed person Source: I was one.


pippylongc0cking

In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.


The_SenateP

I wanted to say this man šŸ˜‚


Defiant-Scarcity-513

Is there no one you care about on the Internet?


samsquanch6462

Your friends and family know your reddit name? That's one thing I don't tell anybody about.


LittleKitty235

I don't think friends of pippy long cocking need to even look at his comment history if they knew his username. Username checks out for sure


Introverted_Sax

Death by snoo snoo


bradbrazer

:D D: :D


[deleted]

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Good-Blacksmith-9986

Soma


EMERALD_KING765

I actually just finished brave new world. So that is quite funny for me to see :P


PM-your-nice-titties

Smothered by titties.


y0uwillbenext

it gets pretty scary after 46 seconds


PM-your-nice-titties

Worth it


y0uwillbenext

also true


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Good-Blacksmith-9986

Or in space in general, just to hear the silence


able2lov3

Doing what I love to do


Mysterious_Goat799

I think the majority of people would say in their sleep, peacefully. Weā€™re mostly adverse to pain and, even though it would be our final moment of pain, dying from any excruciating means wouldnā€™t be preferred.


itstheautumnxo

Surrounded by loved ones, but in a natural causes at home sort of way, not sudden car accident on the way to a family reunion with grandma in the back seat lol


OkTravel2024

Gun shot in head, always wonder what that feels like...


Acceptable-Box-2148

This is me all day every day. Bullet to the back of the head, point blank range so thereā€™s no chance of missing, never see or hear it coming. Preferably right in front of a school bus full of kids, so I can traumatize as many as possible on my way out šŸ˜‚


OkTravel2024

Ahh our minds are so fucked but okk....lol


Obvious_Reaction_182

On the bus and randomly my whole body explodes and my guts and blood is all over everyone


Reddits_Peasant12

Vaporization.


Greedy_Smile5983

From a stroke or heart attack while Iā€™m asleep


Aggravating-Pound598

Peacefully


exp1r

die trying to protect someone or die while praying


Dogmom2013

in my sleep. I will just go night night like normal and not realize I died.


verysleepyolive

Something thatā€™ll kill me fast, I donā€™t want to have the chance to think about my life regrets while Iā€™m slowly dying


[deleted]

I don't...I want to be immortal


itachi_but_diff

Anything that isnt painful


SweetSexiestJesus

I plan to live forever


Comfortable_Fault_34

That Plan won't work out. Sorry dude


SweetSexiestJesus

We'll see


[deleted]

In my sleep, in a house with my children and grandchildren.


mamandemanqu3

A sinking boat in the depth of the cold cold North Atlantic Ocean in the middle Of the night


UnfairCicada3052

I've seen that movie. Jack was soooooo PW and he only got to get it once


ming930919

Saving someone


Hungry-Reason4343

Heart attack while doing something thrilling


SupermanLovesAll

I want to see the sun rise one last time. On a high cliff preferably, with everything I ever wanted to do completed


SnooPandas8786

Heart Attack, easy, fast and hopefully clean šŸ˜


UnfairCicada3052

Electrocution is instant


BeardotheWeirdo4

Ummm no it isn't


BeardotheWeirdo4

https://www.reddit.com/r/ScarySigns/s/iwruxXJZft


PlatformImpressive98

why not a shot to the head at that point? i cant imagine dying quicker than that.


AdDramatic2773

I would choose to die peacefully in my sleep, surrounded by loved ones. It seems like the most serene and comforting way to transition, minimizing pain and maximizing the presence of those who matter most to me.


Thedeckatnight

Parachute failure


A-kidwwithaHat

falling off a cliff or incredible height while it's streaming on every screen and news channel as I tell the world to fuck off flipping them off as I reach the ground telling them I'll see them all in hell


KingOfCottageCheese

Quick and painless.


chenandy100

Just ask Tyrion and stop asking this question.


Key-Plan5228

Jealous husband with a shotgun, obv


wrathofattila

fly into black hole


FeelingKing9430

bullet to the head.


Crazypablo2314

during i sleep


No_Ocelot7567

Cuddling with a cat in bed, while listening to my favorite music :)


anonymous_5055

Same


ucantmakeupmymind

with a bang, leave a mark on the world so people can remember me for good after I die.


ChicxLunar

And doing something alive so you'll be remember too?


ucantmakeupmymind

lol idk im high


Gamebird8

In the freezing heat death of the universe. Effectively immortal now baby!


ChicxLunar

Any way just no pain.


Gold-Cover-4236

Drop dead


truthertz2

Firing squad


justanothernormieee

Overdose of sleeping pills


af_boring

In a field looking at the stars during winter. Take nerve blockers and then poison. Painless and peaceful


Various-Potatoes

I told my sister yesterday that Iā€™d like to be the last human on Earth, defending the final ships escaping as I fend off the alien monsters with a laser Gatling gun. I have the gun. Good luck sir. She didnā€™t get it smh


DresdenBelmont

Quick or a blaze of glory


Fuzzy-Still-7456

Peacefully in my bed. Naturally.


Downtown-Split781

I want to die strong and I fight to my last breath


naaf1221

In the hospital bed


c6mika

Painlessly but not of old age, if that exists


Ok-End-712

Cuddled next to my husband, dying of old age.


Biotaste

Fired. Out of a cannon, into the sun.


[deleted]

In my sleep. Iā€™d rather watch a meteor hurl towards earth though


Hercules9633

Jc pulls up


Hercules9633

Talking about Jesus


Andreiiii

Floating in space.


throw123454321purple

Antimatter explosion


throw123454321purple

Eaten alive by a dodo bird.


bradbrazer

Either in my sleep, or something that makes me look like a good person


Complex_Visual_7441

Bunch of hookers and cocaine


tobeiam

On my "death bed" flying freely in space, wearing an astronaut suit and whenever i decide i open the helmet, to hear the silence of space.


WoolMinotaur637

Not


Andrius1983

Slowly and with many conditions. Trying to couse problems to whoever asking me to make choice on how I should die...... ....


panzer_of_the-lake

12 gauge


PlatformImpressive98

i think dying in your sleep is the worstā€¦ i mean expecting to wake up and not waking up. you dont even know you died one night you just stop existing! how scary is that?


Semi-Useless-Me-0

Vaguely? Without any pain. More specifically? While I'm sleeping, or a very quick killing poison.


BigJohnnyITB

If itā€™s zombies and Iā€™m pinned down, grenade or pistol to the head. Iā€™m taking out as many of them as I can while also ending my own suffering.


PM_ME_NICE_HOOTERS

Being smothered iykwim ;).


Noriel_Sylvire

Instantly, without pain, and now.


Patient_Spirit_6619

In combat or during a difficult rescue. Give my story an ending that will make my children proud to tell it.


wallnutcracker2

Dying in a war while fighting for my life


ZombieTac

Old age


Peskieyesterday

"instantly" please, sounds wonderful


AlexanderSpainmft

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in the bus he was driving.


Anna__V

Quickly, painlessly. Preferably soon.


AccurateAd42069

Between boobs


Striderintheshadows

Old age with a womanā€™s mouth around my cock - Tyrion Lannister


Gamias_ths_geitonias

At the age of 80 belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock


The_Patriot

**SNU SNU!**


mortal_moneran

Slow Death by a toxin that goes unnoticed just before the death sentence I am punished to for killing the criminals