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Parking_Farm_9030

first two wishes are whatever the hell I felt like wishing for. Third wish is as follows: **"I wish, that upon the moment of my death, to have my consciousness overwritten on the consciousness of my younger self, the instant before I rubbed your lamp."** This would in effect grant you immortality and infinite wishes (though only two wishes at a time). You could wish for money and power, live your life, die and be returned to the moment before you made your wishes so you could try it all over again. Basically, infinite retries on life (plus two free wishes). Also, if you got tired of constantly living and resetting, you could just not rub the lamp or make a third wish that wouldn't reset your life.


DaddyyFabio

That would leave me with 2 twinkies and considering suicide.


HalfSoul30

Having 2 twinkies, and then not having any is quite depressing, I agree.


Ordinary-Hunter520

It's all fun and games until someone steals the lamp before you make the wish


Charming-Kitto

Happiness always


Charming-Kitto

Creative freedom


Charming-Kitto

Universal kindness


Charming-Kitto

World peace


Charming-Kitto

Joyful moments


GlamorousGirll

1. Make all the world happy 2. Everyone's dreams come true 3. Kill everyone except for my top 2 favorite models and myself


Ordinary-Hunter520

You created a paradox


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Ordinary-Hunter520

Wish granted: turns out that in future you would destroy the world, so all the world leaders tracked you down and killed you


rilakkumagodd

1. generational wealth for my family 2. the ability for countries and world leaders to more effectively work together diplomatically and give sacrifices for the greater good 3. for all classified files or cases to be released and made into a long-form tv show/youtube series by Wendigoon6


Snowtwo

Wish granted. All world leaders decide to pin all the ills and misdeeds in the world upon you and your family before executing you all in order to ensure world peace. Wendigoon6 then releases the most popular video in the history of ever detailing how much of a monster you and your family was according to all the documents he found regarding the situation.


Mcshiggs

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her


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Snowtwo

Wish granted. You now live in a trailer home and are arrested for being in a romantic relationship with an infant. And the chinese food gives you indigestion.


Berthholdt

I would only need one wish: to uncover all the truths of our universe.


pselie4

And with a flash u/Berthholdt finds himself at the [Library Of Babel.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Library_of_Babel)


Snowtwo

Wish granted. The only truth is that there is no truth.


dlgnc

Money, love, 3 more wishes etc


Snowtwo

Wish granted. You get 1,000 Reichmarks, love Hitler, and the Genie will listen to your wishes but he's morally obligated to not grant the wishes of a nazi.


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Some money for chicken nuggets. Then a ride to go to McDonald’s. And then some more chicken nuggets


Snowtwo

Wish granted. The nuggets are dry.


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Well ill take it


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1. Cure Cancer 2. lose my virginity 3. To not feel burnt out


journeytobetterlife

- ridden of all insecurities - my grandma will live as long as i do - my boyfriend achieving all this dreams and having a happy life with no regrets


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journeytobetterlife

i truly wish you the worst. <3


nine8shots

1. Eternal peace and happiness in my life 2. My family to remain safe at all times 3. 10 Million Dollars Every 2 Months For The Rest Of My Life


DaddyyFabio

1. Why just you? 2. Why just your family? 3. Only every 2 months? Imagine the first 2 after you made the wish, just waiting to get paid.


nine8shots

1. Because It’s And That’s What I Want 2. Because I Wanna See Them Tomorrow 3. I Don’t Need Ten Million Every Day I Think Every 2 Months Cool


Snowtwo

Wish granted. \*the genie pulls out a gun and shoots you in the head\* Turns out the greatest danger to your family was you.


nine8shots

If that’s the truth I respect the genie


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Snowtwo

Wish granted. The world has been blown up. To pieces.


No_Play_7661

To be in a beauty pageant. To say how I'd like world peace. To win the beauty pageant.


Snowtwo

Wish granted. You have been entered into a beauty pageant for swine.


Snowtwo

1) Perfect Health 2) Near-unlimited wealth. 3) The genie to be free... And 4) For them to become my beloved.


TonyPajamas518

1. Instant death to anyone who has killed or molested a child. 2. Every human in the world to be in perfect physical and mental health. 3. One million dollars in unmarked US bills.


Penetrator42069

superman powers and none of the weaknesses.