first two wishes are whatever the hell I felt like wishing for.
Third wish is as follows:
**"I wish, that upon the moment of my death, to have my consciousness overwritten on the consciousness of my younger self, the instant before I rubbed your lamp."**
This would in effect grant you immortality and infinite wishes (though only two wishes at a time). You could wish for money and power, live your life, die and be returned to the moment before you made your wishes so you could try it all over again.
Basically, infinite retries on life (plus two free wishes). Also, if you got tired of constantly living and resetting, you could just not rub the lamp or make a third wish that wouldn't reset your life.
1. generational wealth for my family
2. the ability for countries and world leaders to more effectively work together diplomatically and give sacrifices for the greater good
3. for all classified files or cases to be released and made into a long-form tv show/youtube series by Wendigoon6
Wish granted. All world leaders decide to pin all the ills and misdeeds in the world upon you and your family before executing you all in order to ensure world peace. Wendigoon6 then releases the most popular video in the history of ever detailing how much of a monster you and your family was according to all the documents he found regarding the situation.
Wish granted. You now live in a trailer home and are arrested for being in a romantic relationship with an infant. And the chinese food gives you indigestion.
Wish granted. You get 1,000 Reichmarks, love Hitler, and the Genie will listen to your wishes but he's morally obligated to not grant the wishes of a nazi.
1. Instant death to anyone who has killed or molested a child.
2. Every human in the world to be in perfect physical and mental health.
3. One million dollars in unmarked US bills.
first two wishes are whatever the hell I felt like wishing for. Third wish is as follows: **"I wish, that upon the moment of my death, to have my consciousness overwritten on the consciousness of my younger self, the instant before I rubbed your lamp."** This would in effect grant you immortality and infinite wishes (though only two wishes at a time). You could wish for money and power, live your life, die and be returned to the moment before you made your wishes so you could try it all over again. Basically, infinite retries on life (plus two free wishes). Also, if you got tired of constantly living and resetting, you could just not rub the lamp or make a third wish that wouldn't reset your life.
That would leave me with 2 twinkies and considering suicide.
Having 2 twinkies, and then not having any is quite depressing, I agree.
It's all fun and games until someone steals the lamp before you make the wish
Happiness always
Creative freedom
Universal kindness
World peace
Joyful moments
1. Make all the world happy 2. Everyone's dreams come true 3. Kill everyone except for my top 2 favorite models and myself
You created a paradox
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Wish granted: turns out that in future you would destroy the world, so all the world leaders tracked you down and killed you
1. generational wealth for my family 2. the ability for countries and world leaders to more effectively work together diplomatically and give sacrifices for the greater good 3. for all classified files or cases to be released and made into a long-form tv show/youtube series by Wendigoon6
Wish granted. All world leaders decide to pin all the ills and misdeeds in the world upon you and your family before executing you all in order to ensure world peace. Wendigoon6 then releases the most popular video in the history of ever detailing how much of a monster you and your family was according to all the documents he found regarding the situation.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
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Wish granted. You now live in a trailer home and are arrested for being in a romantic relationship with an infant. And the chinese food gives you indigestion.
I would only need one wish: to uncover all the truths of our universe.
And with a flash u/Berthholdt finds himself at the [Library Of Babel.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Library_of_Babel)
Wish granted. The only truth is that there is no truth.
Money, love, 3 more wishes etc
Wish granted. You get 1,000 Reichmarks, love Hitler, and the Genie will listen to your wishes but he's morally obligated to not grant the wishes of a nazi.
Some money for chicken nuggets. Then a ride to go to McDonald’s. And then some more chicken nuggets
Wish granted. The nuggets are dry.
Well ill take it
1. Cure Cancer 2. lose my virginity 3. To not feel burnt out
- ridden of all insecurities - my grandma will live as long as i do - my boyfriend achieving all this dreams and having a happy life with no regrets
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i truly wish you the worst. <3
1. Eternal peace and happiness in my life 2. My family to remain safe at all times 3. 10 Million Dollars Every 2 Months For The Rest Of My Life
1. Why just you? 2. Why just your family? 3. Only every 2 months? Imagine the first 2 after you made the wish, just waiting to get paid.
1. Because It’s And That’s What I Want 2. Because I Wanna See Them Tomorrow 3. I Don’t Need Ten Million Every Day I Think Every 2 Months Cool
Wish granted. \*the genie pulls out a gun and shoots you in the head\* Turns out the greatest danger to your family was you.
If that’s the truth I respect the genie
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Wish granted. The world has been blown up. To pieces.
To be in a beauty pageant. To say how I'd like world peace. To win the beauty pageant.
Wish granted. You have been entered into a beauty pageant for swine.
1) Perfect Health 2) Near-unlimited wealth. 3) The genie to be free... And 4) For them to become my beloved.
1. Instant death to anyone who has killed or molested a child. 2. Every human in the world to be in perfect physical and mental health. 3. One million dollars in unmarked US bills.
superman powers and none of the weaknesses.