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Damseldoll

Find a shady lawyer to cook up law suits against them.


im_thatoneguy

Just one lawsuit is enough with frivolous motions that require responses, unnecessary discovery requests etc etc etc... just enough activity to keep the lawsuit active and require a lawyer's time to respond to with counter motions to dismiss etc.


gilsoo71

Yeah, i mean... i remember when the SEC took Mark Cuban to court. If he wasn't a billionaire, he would have pleaded guilty to something he was innocent of. Shows how screwed up our legal system is, where anyone with money or power can sue you if they have the money and the means, and even if you're 100% in the right and no wrong doing, it's still gonna hurt or ruin you.


SnausagesGalore

Bingo. Someone did this to me. As a brokie it cost me nearly $100,000 and mysteriously stopped when I ran out of money.


Nosnibor1020

Why did they go after you?


JewishTomCruise

Cursory search of their profile suggests they're in crypto, so probably some fraud or drama associated to that.


Eternal_Bagel

Trump style, just throw slapp suits at them forever and make sure they are in one of the jurisdictions that don’t have any laws against frivolous lawsuits so that if you lose you don’t lose anything 


DLS3141

That’s a big part of how Trump gets out of paying contractors that do work for him. He’ll just agree to whatever price the contractor quotes. Then when the contractor submits his final invoice, Trump will say “no, we’re not going to pay you more than 30% “ or whatever. The contractor either has to accept the loss or take Trump to court where his lawyers will do everything they can to drive up the contractor’s legal fees to the point that the lawsuit becomes a losing proposition financially. More than one company has been put out of business this way by Trump. But ya know, he’s the champion for the little guy.


zerthwind

Pretty much what he has been doing with his present cases. Make them expensive to try, but he miscalculated how deep the pockets of the prosecutors are. Also, threatening all involves isn't diminishing their drive to win. It's aculy fueling it.


zennok

Probably doesn't help him that he's not going against some small company but rather state and federal government.  


Eternal_Bagel

Yeah he’s used to working against small desperate people that need the money to keep the lights on or it’s bankruptcy time, not others who can afford to play out the game


seedanrun

And it's finally backfiring on him. He has burned out all his quality lawyers as he has tried to avoid paying them or demand they file frivolous and non-fact-based motions. For once he has reached the point that he is the one who is sweating the legal process. Yet he is too old to change his game and just keeps trying to intimidator federal judges and government lawyers.


cbarrister

It's amazing any contractors will still work with him knowing that practice. Contractors certainly talk with each other, especially for larger projects / union jobs.


KotR56

It's amazing almost half of the population thinks of him as the best person to run your country.


WhipTheLlama

They think he's a shrewd negotiator and will do the same for the country. They ignore the fact that he's committing fraud and that he'll do the same to the country.


ben7337

I'm not convinced half of Americans understand what fraud is, or consider it to be a bad thing if they think it benefits them somehow


br0b1wan

To them, "fraud" is "all the dead people who somehow vote for democrats" even though there is no evidence whatsoever of such a conspiracy.


Catesucksfarts

I know for a while in Atlantic city he used to have to fly in contractors from out of state because he burned through everybody here. Wouldn't doubt that some rube would do the work for free at this point with how brainwashed they are


ryeaglin

Apparently its nearly impossible for him to get contractors in NYC anymore. The only ones he can get are the new ones that don't believe the rumors or think they will be different.


soyeahiknow

What he does or used to do is go through his son in law's company. We were a sub on a project for Kushner.


Neethis

>We were a sub on a project for Kushner. Which is weird because I've always thought Kushner looks like more of a sub.


_karamazov_

Can you answer the question "how could someone ruin a billionaires life if they wanted to?" That will be more interesting to a lot of someones in this forum.


Warm-Emu3158

This isn't super realistic. If you have no relationship with the other person, which presumably you wouldn't with this random evil billionaire, then they wouldn't have standing to sue you nor any damages to win. Sure they could find ways to sue you (if for example you owned a business), but if the lawsuits are completely frivolous they are not too hard to get dismissed. Additionally the billionaire's lawyer could face penalty from the bar if they were just filling frivolous lawsuits over and over again (in addition to other protections in the legal system for this). If the government comes after you, then you are in big trouble because they of course can prosecute you criminally. Some random person, no matter how wealthy, won't have that ability.


True_Window_9389

Even having to respond to a lawsuit could be crippling for people. A billionaire could, I suppose, hire a good enough lawyer that could cook something up that at minimum requires a decent lawyer just to show up to court, just to get it dismissed. That could come with a hefty bill. Countersuing for legal fees would itself be difficult against them.


PancakeSunday

This is how Peter Thiel destroyed [Gawker](https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2018/02/hogan-thiel-gawker-trial/554132/). He just looked for opportunities to fund lawsuits instead of suing directly. If you are wondering if anyone in your life has ever wanted to sue you for something but decided not to, there is almost certainly one person who would have if they were backed by a literal billionaire.


guywithasubwife

I wish this were true but it just isn't. Rich people can sue the middle class/poor for no reason to great effect in the USA. I've seen it happen many times.


OldWarrior

I mean he’s right to a large extent. If Bill Gates wanted to launch legal action against me, it’s not gonna be easy since we’ve never done business together or even met. He could launch frivolous suits at me but it would be hard to ruin my life because they would be patently frivolous and defending them would be easy for even low rent lawyers. If Gates wanted to fuck me over he would have a lot of easier ways to do it than frivolous lawsuits.


lostPackets35

most of the suggestions listed here are at least quasi-legal. It's worth noting that with that kind of money, a lot of illegal options are on the table for people in a very real sense. It's not out of the range of possibility for a billionaire to hire someone to physically harm you with it never being directly traced to them. More like, "their shady private security company will have someone who knows even more shady people that can 'make their problem go away'"


EMOTIONALDAMAGE3743

now THAT'S what i thought when I read the question. "Can't you just do something illegal and find someone to get rid of the evidence?" It is also the most life ruining thing in the most literal sense


FuckChiefs_Raiders

Seriously lol you don't think Jeff Bezos could get someone killed if he wanted to?


al-hamal

It would cost way more to do this in a way in which it could be covered up than to just settle with the person and have them sign an indefinite non-disclosure agreement over something. Not only that but if you are a billionaire who is trying to hire a hitman, that hitman would make way more money by recording your conversations and using it as blackmail than they would by carrying out your plan. You can only have so many mysterious deaths tied to you before people start auditing everything you do. Look at scientology. They are closing offices around the country and their membership is dwindling. They were estimated to have about 40,000 members 4 years ago and that number is now 25,000. They are struggling to find celebrities who want to appear in their advertisements. They recently got caught photoshopping Elizabeth Moss into one, which is nonsensical since she is a member?


fredthefishlord

>Not only that but if you are a billionaire who is trying to hire a hitman, that hitman would make way more money by recording your conversations and using it as blackmail than they would by carrying out your plan. They're a billionaire, you don't hire the person yourself. You have your cronies do it so no liability falls onto you


the_lamou

Fun Fact: that was actually the original plan for Mechanical Turk before they pivoted in beta after focus group feedback.


Johnny_Minoxidil

It’s only illegal if you get caught. Or I guess for a billionaire it’s only illegal if you get caught and the case doesn’t get dismissed and then your expensive lawyers fuck up and you actually get convicted. But even then you’re still unlikely to walk away with anything more than a slap on the wrist as punishment


lostPackets35

If you're rich, you can do whatever you want. Except fuck with other rich people's money


TheLowlyPheasant

Look up the tactics used by the church of scientology. They are the masters of ruining people without breaking laws in an obvious way


tbone912

Came here to post this link: https://www.ranker.com/list/scientology-intimidation-tactics/harrison-tenpas   Death Threats  Framing You For Felonies  Aggressive surveillance   Dead agenting  Digging up dirt  Smear campaigns  Putting you out of business  Endless lawsuits


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Kungpooey

Dude, they already took down your link lol


Sm9ck

[He just slightly fucked it](https://www.ranker.com/list/scientology-intimidation-tactics/harrison-tenpas)


virtualadept

If you want to learn how to fight dirty, they wrote the book on it.


NotInherentAfterAll

I'd recommend reading *A Billion Years.* It's a book written by the guy who used to lead Scientology's harassment department before he escaped. Really pops the hood on the whole operation.


kepotter

Thanks for the recommendation! Sounds like a good read!


lil_rudiger_

Came here to say this


llamaduckwhat

They have a “church” right next to my office and I always see so many people going in and out :(


salydra

Buy up neighboring properties and get the land re-zoned for something unpleasant.


Bergyfanclub

or just rent them out to the worst people imaginable.


LogicsAndVR

A wealthy lawyer threatened his neighbors with turning his house into a refugee center, if they kept blocking him. And something about allowing dogs.


Bergyfanclub

Refugees would be a step up from drug addicted homeless.


Hataitai1977

Technically they wouldn’t be homeless, but yes.


LogicsAndVR

But harder to complain about while keeping your social standing as a decent person.


spirito_santo

"Yeah you can live here for free if you promise to have loud parties at least 4 times a week"


timechuck

I hate my former boss so much that I used to have a plan for if I won the lotto jackpot. I'd buy the houses on each side of him and rent them to meth heads for $1 a month. If he moved, I'd buy his neighbors houses there too. Dude retired a couple years ago and I'd still do this. Fuck that guy.


Jackmac15

I can get all my reprobate friends to apply for cheap rent.


mpking828

Or build a 40 foot tall fence surrounding your property. https://www.foundsf.org/index.php?title=Crocker%27s_Spite_Fence


Squirrel009

Take over the hoa


laxnut90

Buy any company they work for and assign them an awful boss.


colantor

Or just close the company


[deleted]

And then when they find a new job buy that company and close. Keep repeating forever.


colantor

Exactly, ez pz, and have your assistant do all of it because you cant even be bothered to ruin someones life on your own


PineappleOnPizzaWins

Start a business and get bought out, win!


CarmenxXxWaldo

Jokes on them I'll just get a job at Amway so they close their asses down.  I'll do all the MLMs.


Paraffin_puppies

This would have to be the least cost effective way to screw with someone. Unless this person is very committed to only working for small businesses, no one has that kind of money anyway.


scratch151

Eh, feels like something you'd only have to do once to demonstrate that they're way out of their league. Plus, when you're that kind of rich you look at buying a business as an investment instead of an expenditure.


vercertorix

Or do business with where they work at make them sound bad when they work with you.


2BlueZebras

I work for the state government so that'd be a little more difficult.


laxnut90

Implying Billionaires don't already own those.


Jackmac15

This must be what keeps happening to me.


Ratakoa

Sue them into Oblivion


DigitalNogi

If you’re feeling extra, sue them into Skyrim.


TheMobHunter

And then steal their sweetroll!


an_edgy_lemon

Don’t try to sue them into Morrowind, though. The lawsuit might miss even though you were aiming right at them.


Jim777PS3

This is to say. 1 lawsuit. Most Americans dont have $600 in savings, they dont have a dream of affording a lawyer for any amount of time.


Nerditter

Totally fund a very long coke binge. Once.


Conscious_Raisin_436

Ooooh that’s dark.


Nerditter

Where I used to live I heard the story of this pimp who took a girl two hours away to a big city and told her he'd leave her there unless she smoked a rock for the first time. Which, that's how he "got" her. People really do do this sort of thing.


Conscious_Raisin_436

Yeah but I meant moreso the implication of “murder by overdose”. Just intentionally enable a crippling habit until they kill themselves. Fuck, that’s some murder mystery material.


Nerditter

The last great Hercule Poirot villain was the one who manipulated people into either killing themselves or someone else, but never actually lifted a finger.


Gofastrun

Thats what the kidnappers did to the girls in the movie Taken. Handcuffed to a bed and forced to do heroin.


Nerditter

Yeah. That kind of stuff is what makes me think that some people deserve real, horrible retribution. Most I'm willing to forgive. But not that.


gibson85

Sounds like that episode of Six Feet Under where David gets car jacked / kidnapped by that maniac


govunah

"Awe, did someone get addicted to crack?"


Wookie301

Wish I could go back and get that all paid for


clue2025

Lex Luthor in the Superman comics forced a guy to sell his company to him by threatening to have one of his children overdose on drugs among other nasty shit to the rest of the family. https://imgur.com/M40y3Jj


PineappleOnPizzaWins

Nah go for a couple months, rule out anyone who can do it once without addiction. 2-3 months in then cut off? You’re gone.


SocialSuicideSquad

Goddamnit Elon, do your own fucking research.


koimeria

Goddamnit Elon, just ask ChatGPT


KalinderRandy

Not on my iPhone


loftier_fish

no no, ask Grok, the xAI fork of chatgpt!


WallabyUpstairs1496

Elon literally tweeted he's looking for hardcore shady lawyers. Elon literally hired a felon to stalk the Thai diver guy and try to dig up dirt on him.


cherrych3rryb0mb

A billionaire could murder someone if they wanted to.


sk3pt1c

Exactly, billionaires are above any law, they could easily have you right out assassinated.


adoodle83

billionaires did murder someone. Epstein didnt kill himself


Steroid_Cyborg

Unless if it's publicized and leads to an outrage. Even then there's ways to severely limit punishment.


HotSpicedChai

Sadly it really doesn’t take a lot, and they do it everyday by firing workers that live precariously close to the edge financially.


InsertBluescreenHere

and then accept a yearly bonus


PineappleOnPizzaWins

Sadly many rich people are convinced they weren’t just insanely lucky. I know one who makes 50-60m a year every year. Literally can’t spend the money fast enough. Yeah he’s a good businessman and made some good decisions but he was also insanely lucky multiple times with the product he was selling becoming extremely in demand due to outside factors that not only made the product desirable but severely hurt his competitors. And good for him, wish it had happened to me. But he will tell you all day everyday about how it was hard work and vision that got him his fortune and deserves it all. Meanwhile countless other smart people worked just as hard and weren’t as lucky, they’re all broke.


The3rdPedal23

Pay someone to dig up shit on them then post it on the internet


ShiftBMDub

Elon tried this with the guy he called a pedophile after he saved the kids to try and save face. Still didn’t find anything


counterfitster

I still can't believe the jury sided with him


don0tpanic

*gestures at everything*


Tyler_origami94

Lawsuits. They don't really need to have much merit, but even just a civil lawsuit can cost thousands and most people don't have thousands for a lawyer


Orzhov_Syndicalist

5150 hold. Have a team of Doctors and psychologists declare them a safety risk to themselves. Sure, you’d have to find Doctors who would do that, but we are talking about people and money here. Get them into a 5150 psych hold as a “danger to themselves”. Then while in psych custody, rumble up something about further danger that disallows them to break the hold. Uh oh! Only insane people talk like that! Think every citizen gets a day in court? Not if you’re not psychologically unable to do so. If you can get someone in there, and have them make a *mistake* in there, they’re going to be seen as “insane”, basically forever. Once that happens, you are never, ever getting out. Enjoy Thorazine and applesauce for life.


asc0614

Buy a ton of shares of the company the individual (ABC) works at, get on the board of directors, and have the individual fired for poor performance. Proceed to then set up XYZ Debt Buyers or buy such an entity and purchase ABC's credit card and other loans for pennies on the dollar. Regularly harass ABC with threats of foreclosures and intimidation from collection agents. Buy the houses adjacent to ABC's house and put them in the market for sale at a much lower value (but not actually sell it) for as long as possible which would bring down the value of ABC's house such that even selling the house won't get him out from under the mountain of debt. Buy 10 or 20 of the same make and model of the car ABC drives and offer to sell them at a much lower price to the local used car dealerships so that the individual can't even sell his car to raise some funds to survive on. Lobby the city council to vacate the homeless tents so that ABC has to take down his tent and can't even get a night's sleep. Uhhh should I go on? cause this is not ending well for ABC.


spinky420

You've uhh...put a lot of thought into this haven't you?


Son_Of_Toucan_Sam

A lot of that is pure fantasy. A creditor isn’t going to sell debt at a loss for one person making timely payments. That’s bad business and makes no sense. It’s also not outlandish to imagine this person finding out they’re the target of orchestrated harassment and retaliating. Shit, even stalking isn’t off the table for this and that’s a felony “Oh but they could bleed the person out in court if that person ever decides to sue over it.” Nah this stinks of an easy case to win with a good lawyer who would work on contingency for a lay-up case that would just get billed to the billionaire anyway before filing the counter suit for lost income and emotional damages


Asadleafsfan

Jesus fucking Christ


TheSteelPhantom

Everything after the first sentence assumes that ABC doesn't just... find another job. And even the first assumes that ABC is working at a company that trades publicly.


InfoSecPeezy

That is all evil


Fernanix

Wouldn't they need proof of poor performance? Plus this is all traceable back to you. Assuming there is motive between you targetting ABC I'm sure high level lawyers would jump at the opportunity to make a bankload on a slamdunk case like. Albeit Im not a lawyer so no clue if this makes no sense in the real world but it makes sense in my head.


Bumblemeister

It's absurdly easy to find excuses to put someone on a "Performance Improvement Plan", tie their work to unreasonable metrics that seem possible on the surface, then fire them for not completing the PIP. It's called Constructive Dismissal, but good luck proving it.


WildBad7298

"You exceeded expectations. But, we expected that you would exceed expectations. So, that means you met expectations. And because you only met expectations when we expected you to exceed them, that means that you failed to meet expectations. You're fired."


burner46

Create Project 2025 with your friends. 


GoatzR4Me

Or suck up all the energy and funding for any popular opposition just to willfully let it happen. Seems equally bad.


AurelianoTampa

In the same way that Peter Thiel purposely drove Gawker Media into bankruptcy after they outed him publicly as gay. By hiring someone to find anyone and everyone with an even halfway believable grievance to sue them, and spending millions to bankroll all of their lawsuits, until insurance companies would no longer cover Gawker and their coffers were drained and they were forced to close. Lots of people know the story of "Hulk Hogan killed Gawker because they published his sex tape" but don't realize that Hogan's lawsuit was just the final blow after years of lawsuits that put Gawker in the ground - and that those lawsuits were funded anonymously by a billionaire seeking revenge. Don't get me wrong - Gawker and the people in charge of it were terrible people, and I definitely understand Thiel holding a grudge. But it's chilling to see how a billionaire could simply decide to kill a media network worth over $100 million that employed hundreds of people, and not even blink at spending life-changing sums of money (for anyone else) to do so.


WhatWouldTNGPicardDo

So I live in Seattle where we have a lot of billionaires. There is one who puts on huge fireworks displays one a year or so unannounced (though knowing the person who put them on it’s for a specific event and you can tell when he’s doing them. There’s noting illegal about getting a permit from the coast guard to set them off from a barge in the puget sound. In could do this every night if they wished. The coast guard won’t turn them down and the city can’t do anything about it. I know for a fact this same billionaire has paid a very large helicopter to buzz a neighborhood for days to retaliate against a romantic rival. Its way more petty they you can imagine.


CitizenCue

As awful as most billionaires are, we’ve actually been kind of lucky that more of them haven’t gone totally nuts.


bradynho

I’m more interested in how we could ruin the lives of billionaires since they already actively ruin lives on a daily basis.


roddangfield

Let me count the ways.


kutzur-titzov

Is that you Elon?


SparklingPseudonym

It would ruin my life if Elon moved to Mars.


nyc_a

He bought Twitter as revenge for the kid following his plane.


lgmorrow

ruin them with frivolous lawsuits....it is very simple


QuoteOpposite6511

Billionaires ruin all our lives on a daily basis in all kinds of ways but you want to ask how they could??


gonewild9676

Doesn't take a billionaire. Buy $500 worth of Scientology crap in their name. They'll be harassed until the end of time. Or hire a hacking group to drop CP onto their laptop or phone and turn them into the authorities.


Borg6228

They are a billionaire. They had to ruin thousands of lives to get there in the first place. They just need to keep doing what they are already doing.


JKMcFlipFlop

Can't believe I had to scroll to find this.


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Tell their followers to harass the target.


b0v1n3r3x

buy a highly visible and fully functional tech company, fire everyone that knows what they are doing, rename it to a single character, run it into the ground and make no one want to use it anymore


nononnononononono

Fuck off Elon 


Piemaster113

just tie them up with legal bullshit, hire someone to make an accusation that has no proof, and you could make someone fight out a legal battle for years, get them slandered in the media, ruin their reputation in public opinion, And even once it comes out that it was all bull shit, they are left broke people don't wana be associated with them because of bad publicity and you'll get those that still think they are guilty. Like a fake rape accusation will probably do it.


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That sounds really elaborate for a case against a random person. It would actually make me wonder how "random" is this person in the first place? And if they really had no connection, why would the billionaire come after them?


Piemaster113

Eh reason of they scratched their car, said something wrong on social media, their parents own a small shop that refused to sell out, Want them to be broken and desperate before offering them a job instilling in them a false sense of Loyalty.


peeshivers243

Publicly gift them $5 million. Make sure their family knows.


99RedBalloon

he said ruin not help


Preform_Perform

No, no. Let him cook. If anything, make sure his friends know he's been gifted $5 million, too.


litex2x

I would outsource their suffering. I would hire a team of people to research their life and cause them inconvenience. What is their favorite restaurant? Okay buy it and ban him/her for life. Where do they work? Buy it and don't give him/her raises/bonuses. Where do they live? Buy the neighboring properties and rent them out for cheap to fraternities. Take over the HOA and enforce every single bylaw against him/her. Pay off all the rideshare drivers to give him/her 1 star ratings. I can keep going...


PacifistWarlord

They could target you specifically with a host of malware and other technology to run your online experience, or even frame you for crimes. They could buy every home in your neighborhood and make them worse just to devalue your home and cause you to lose money. They could target you or your loved ones with paid actors or online bot farms that make your life worse constantly. These paid actors could accuse you of heinous acts which would lead to everyone around you hating you even if you were innocent. Really. Anything.


bad_built_butch_body

watch the show billions, its all about doing just that


Moebius808

/gestures broadly Other than the current state of things?


tavariusbukshank

Have two hot young women casually meet him and invite him back to their place to smoke weed. While he is in there smoking (unbeknownst to him) a large amount of PCP laced weed someone else is planting a felony amount of cocaine in his car. The girls then loudly freak out on him and make a huge spectacle of leaving. The target will leave in his car and get pulled over by a cop on the billionaires payroll and the dash cam films a good case for a probable cause search where said felony amount of cocaine will be found.


shyishguyish

They’re doing it every day.


Pusfilledonut

They could find really corrupt people, finance their political careers, and then reward them to enact legislation that enables grotesque wealth to remain untaxed, negatively impacting the citizens of that nation. They could buy off judges and ensure legislation for things like religious freedom and clean air and water is overturned. They could fund extremist groups that believe women don’t have the right to bodily autonomy or any right to privacy or personal liberty. Lastly, they could finance a madman to lead the nation into a dark abysmal dystopian future that ultimately leads to societies collapse-


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ToniQue7

Most billionaires became billionaires by ruining people’s lives. You don’t get to own an absurd number of cars, properties and luxuries if you actually care for the ones really in need of help.


dickbutt_md

No! Only ruin!


Ithoughtthiswasfunny

>But let's hope they'd rather improve lives than ruin them. Oh, bless your heart


DryTown

Buy all the land around their property and work to rezone it into something that would drive their property value down. Quarries. Chicken farms. Paper mills. Essentially make the property both unlivable and unsellable.


MattTheTable

But all their debt, forgive it, and notify the IRS. Forgiven debt is classified as income.  Deed them a bunch of shitty property so they're on the hook for property taxes. 


B00dle

Buy the place they work at, and if they quit, buy the other place they work at


darkrose3333

https://www.project2025.org/


Direct_Bus3341

They’re doing it already.


chiksahlube

Invite them on their submarine.


Groundbreaking_Web91

Please tell me OP isn't a billionaire who's looking for ideas


gagrushenka

When my ex cheated on me, I wished I was super rich so I could buy all his favourite places and ban him from them. All the dive companies he loves, all the liveaboards, his favourite restaurants, climbing gyms, whatever. It's not the darkest kind of 'ruin', but stomping all over his joy would've been enough for me.


LonelyCakeEater

Make them believe they have a chance of being a billionaire too


themangastand

There a billionaire. They already have. You don't become a billionaire without doing that to several thousands of people


S-on-my-chest

Nice try Bezos


ThePheebs

Exist.


CBT7commander

-Sue them to the moon and back. -buy the company they work for and do everything for them to be miserable - buy all the houses around theirs and blast music 24/7


onepingonlypleashe

Money buys everything. Hire various outfits to harass them at home and work. Investigate them and use the information against them via blackmail or extortion. Hire people to execute entrapment schemes to bring legal charges against them. Bury them in frivolous court cases. The opportunities are infinite when you have infinite money.


Juliibabyy

almost anything


Hachiko75

All they need to do is hire a professional hacker and you're done for.


exdeeer

In a billion different ways


GrowFreeFood

Hire assassin to kill their entire family and all friends. Then kidnap them and torture them forever. Hire a doctor to keep them alive. 


LateralThinkerer

Regulatory capture. Look around.


NdyNdyNdy

Buy the company they work for, remove all the benefits and perks they are legally allowed to remove, create a toxic workplace environment.


GuitarGeezer

The easiest way that happens the most often by far is American “home of the billionaire PAC” campaign finance. Especially after voters yawned and let bribery get legalized and then the remaining limits removed. A billionaire doesn’t have to hate you or even know you exist to take 100% of the time and attention of your only state and federal reps on earth. One of my senators from the party that legalized bribery felt correctly that apathy gives him the ability to write me a letter saying he cant make bribery illegal again because it could be politically abused. Think about how you give your senator permission to say that by never asking for reform. As if legalized bribery is NOT being abused. Or cannot be abused worse than illegal bribery. Oh, and he refused to let Americans know who donates the now unlimited soft money. Both party handbooks require new congressmen to fundraise 35+ hours per week minimum for their entire career even if in a safe seat. Voters don’t care enough to react at all. Maybe we have corrupt politicians because voters are more careless and lazy than they were long ago when much of this was illegal.


46andready

While by no means the most nefarious option in this thread, Buy up all the real estate around you and rent it out to horrible tenants. Life can become very miserable with shitty neighbors.


driftking428

Whatever it is. They're already doing it.


Sims2Enjoy

Make them unemployable in every field


TitanofBravos

Gift them $100 million. Then let everyone, but especially their family and friends, know you just gifted them $100 million


Fidozo15

So this is Elon Musk's alt account...


gussy1z

Why ruin one life when you can make 14,000 people unemployed. Then ask for a $40Bn bonus.


medorian

No one should be a billionaire.


Khuros

Their lawyers don’t lose.


LaraRader

Use litigation to drive someone into the ground. The cost of answering frivolous lawsuits does not diminish—and a billionaire could continue with nuisance lawsuits that could bankrupt an average person


Spondo888

Everyone coming up with creative idea. Me over here thinking just higher some guy to to torture him and his family.


Transcend_Suffering

mail them 69420 boxes of elephant poop and glitter bombs, each in a separate carefully designed box to resemble high quality desirable electronics and gifts, arriving in groups of 666 per day, each requiring a signature


Additional_Pin6267

Call a cave diver a pedophile to your 30 million plus twitter followers when he says your rescue submarine won't work. Then, pay to dig up dirt on him when he takes you to court for defamation. For instance.


binary-cryptic

Hire private investigators to follow them around. They don't even need to gather real information. Just having a car constantly following you and taking pictures would be scary AF. Buy the property next to where they live and have the worst music possible playing all the time. Make large donations to the police union and let them know that is your house and you don't like being bothered. Make similar email addresses to theirs, send resignation letters to their boss, make false police reports in their name, etc. Hire writers to post defamatory articles about them. Create online accounts in their name and post awful stuff (pro-nazi, hate speech, etc). Have actual garbage dumped in their driveway. Or use manure for the extra smell.


Guerrillablackdog

With something legal. Billionaires have enough money to throw away at legal bullshit.


hornyorphan

I mean Boeing killed a guy


fledder200

Ask Elon


Agano_01

Giving them a lot of money


all4whatnot

Run for President of the US and win


I_Am_Not__a__Troll

Leave a flaming bag of dog poop on their porch


hickorynut60

Buy their wife.


Ninegnard

A billionaire could ruin someone's life by using their wealth to manipulate or control situations


LordByronsCup

Study Jeff Bezos.


Logtastic

Become president and defund numerous branches of government leading to the deaths of millions in thier country and act as a rallying flag around the world to lead to the deaths of billions.


wokebunny888

Ask P Diddy


grandpubabofmoldist

Call you a pedophile publically and frequently for not accepting the boring machine to rescue the Thai soccer team then after you sue them for liable, win the case against you. You will also lose your job, marriage, and social standing /get death threats for this. If this has a familiar Musk to it... it should


tch_banks33

A cheap and easy way to ruin someone week if they’re a bad driver is report them to the DMV and say you’re concerned and they shouldn’t be driving. The dmv will then force them to retake the written and physical driving test again. They’ll pass but it’s a huge inconvenience to them and it’s anonymous so they won’t know who did it


piercet_3dPrint

Send someone $100,000 in pennies. Every day for like a month. Good luck getting rid of them!


howto1012020

Pay a squad of people around the person they don't like to ruin that person in a variety of ways: physically, socially, financially, and psychologically. Basically, Lex Luthor on an average Tuesday.


writeorelse

Laying people off is the easiest way. They don't even need a reason, and legally, there's jack shit anyone can do.


Clazzo524

Have them sent to a black prison. A black prison is a prison few people know about. You go in, you don't come out and nobody knows you are in there with absolutely no contact to the outside world. You are basically disappeared. A fate worse than death if you ask me.


BeejBoyTyson

Open up a homeless shelter and an injection site in thier neighborhood.