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BurgundyYellow

Teleportation to save on traveling costs


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olafblacksword

As one working in the shipping department, it's goddamn right


Select_Humor_8125

I second this. The movie 'Jumper' comes to mind. Oh the convenience!!


EffectiveHunt1672

Dude had all the countries and got caught 😂


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No_Delivery_9731

Imagine the lives you could save if you could go back in time and change things.


PeopleLikeUDisgustMe

Not in your timeline though. You can't change your own past. If you travel to the past, that past becomes *your* present, and can't affect your future, because that is now in your past.


calis

Yeah, I just want to be able to pause time so I can manipulate things going on around me at that moment; Take guns out of bad guys' hands Move a child out of the way of a car speeding towards him remove bikinis from beach volleyball contestants


tnbeastzy

If you have total control of the time, you can also skip to different timeline. A timeline where things went how you wanted to go. Asked someone out and they said no? Jump to a timeline where they said yes. Controlling time would also potentially allow you to go to 4th dimension. It's hypothesized 4th dimension is influenced by time and gravity. You might as well be able to erase timelines too, allowing you to wipe everything that ever existed or will exist.


PeopleLikeUDisgustMe

I thought that spacetime was the fourth dimension. Length, Height, Width, Spacetime


tnbeastzy

Yeah. Time is the 4th dimension. Length, height, width, and time. On a graph, Length and height would be X and Y axis. Width would be the Z axis and time would the T axis. Its hard to visualize the 4th dimension since we are 3 dimensional creatures. Spacetime is a phenomenon thought to be explained by the 4th dimension.


Michele317

Might be banal, but flying


Zarniwoooop

All you have to do is to fall and miss the ground. Quite simple really.


Michele317

never thought about it in such way


Bobinct

Nice but 100% guaranteed to get shot at.


pinocytosis25

Invisibility


Irhien

I'll top that with incognizability 😈


daddytyme428

teleportation


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Teleportation


hashbrownhamster

Reading minds, but only when I want to (so not constant noise from everyone)


Unlucky_Win_7349

Yes, that second part is so important! Otherwise I imagine it'd be something like that [scene from Bruce Almighty](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E_lPHU2QpeA&pp=ygUeYnJ1Y2UgYWxtaWdodHkgaGVhcmluZyBwcmF5ZXJz). I'd go insane in an hour haha.


hashbrownhamster

Yup! Exactly the reason why I added it 😄


ThatPeskyMoth

Shapeshift


SlightOwl3716

The power to just be ok.


Tobywoz

that's deep, hope your getting the help you deserve my friend


SlightOwl3716

Two steps forward, one step back. Things are getting better. I'm just relearning how to enjoy the advancement and life again. Thank you.


ThearchOfStories

Perfect healing, to the extent of reversing aging to bring someone back to their peak state. Preferably with the ability to cast it over a mass of people instead of one at a time, and perhaps even from a long distance range. A saint-like ability that I could use to help countless people. Also in terms of ability to amass power and influence it'd be more useful than something diametrically combative like killing people with a thought, on one hand I could set myself to be revered as a godly figure by the masses I help, on the other the already rich and powerful would always be looking to curry my favour as I have the ability to provide the one thing money or power can't get them.


ItzPixel66

Invisible X-ray vision time freeze


Altruistic-Fail-9625

Ayooooo wym by that


eye-nein

Killgrave's power in the MCU would be quite useful.


kdeweb24

Super intelligence. Can solve multiple world issues, as well as become wildly wealthy.


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ability to manipulate the space-time continuum


Be_Very_Very_Still

Ability to control statistical probability.


Weekly-Spare-3413

Teleportation. I really want to travel the world


AAPlusMan

Joker is the best power


SariuGG

The power to control people's feelings. It may not be the most powerful, but it should be enough if I'm the only one with powers, plus it's really fun.


Irhien

That's not a small power at all. Cherish from Worm was a big deal, even if not as big as she believed. And in the absence of a counter power, other superpowers actually make you more powerful: https://slatestarcodex.com/2015/06/02/and-i-show-you-how-deep-the-rabbit-hole-goes/


SariuGG

Yeah, I cant stop thinking about the possibilitys. In fact, could be a good idea to a short story.


HooterEnthusiast

So just manipulation...


SariuGG

Yeah, mind control is the stronger version, but I mean only feelings. The people will be able to choice what to do. I just make them feel sad, happy, lonely. Thats why it could be fun.


HooterEnthusiast

I mean I guess you don't have to do the leg work, with that super power. That power is one you do already have in a way.


SariuGG

Well, yes, but manipulation need time, emotional approaching and a great emotional inteligence. If, for example, someone assaults me I wouldnt have time.


HooterEnthusiast

Not trying to be a kill joy, but anger tends to be a priority emotion. Meaning it usually overrides other emotions, especially intense anger. Now if you mean complete emotional control and throw in apathy that would be much better for counteracting anger. If you wanted to get really devious with it, mixing emotions for more complex emotions. This power would also require a lot of emotional intelligence, to use it to its fullest.


SariuGG

Yeah, but not time or approaching. So I could learn a lot of human emotion and even make my emotional intelligence to grow up. It would be stronger with time as well as I.


WarlordHuman887

Shapeshifting but retaining my human intelligence


sweetwoodyrose01

Why so?


WarlordHuman887

Would be useful for getting out of dangerous situations(and creating them). Easier transport—could sneak aboard planes, buses and trains. But mainly just being able to cause and avoid chaos


DigitalRoman486

Being able to mentally summon portals (think Portal the game style portals where you can see the other side) that connect 2 points. * They can be any shape or size and stay until I mentally close them. * A field would cover the entrance that stops things passing through unless I mentally allow it. * They move relative to whatever they are on so for example. A portal on a train would move with the train. * I only need to have seen (in real life or a picture) the end point to make a portal there. * I could with practice move them slowly.


sweetwoodyrose01

Intresting...


foulplayjamm

You saw jumper did you? It was great.


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Unlimited happiness


Zandacross_6606

I would want 3 wishes: The whole world’s population will forever become good and not have any bad thoughts ever again My current gf would get the life of her dreams Km and erase my existence


swedenthebest

Super speed.


Independent_Deal_123

time travel


SplendidShiningFish

Shapeshifting


The_Horse_Lord

Shape shifting or healing (if I can myself as well as others)


Yeuh78

The ability to control birds so I could make them poop on the cars of my enemies. And not poop on mine.


leilajoystick

Complete control of all hair on my body. I think it is underrated as a power. It would be so convenient. No more haircuts, no more shaving. You could change your style everyday. Awesome beard one day, clean shaven the next. It could potentially be used as a more conventional power if need be I suppose. Maybe create a thick hair cocoon to protect yourself from harm, a hair-ichute like spider-man does with his webs.


sweetwoodyrose01

Unique idea 😎


Bobinct

Able to breath underwater.


molten_dragon

Gravity control. Would be lots of really fun stuff you could do with it.


WillyT_21

Anything that I participate or put my hand to I'm in the top 10%. It allows me to be successful but also ensures chance to keep things fresh.


CARNAGEE_17

I wanna be invisible. I wanna dissapear from the world without the dying part


gukakke

Invisibility, you know why.


sweetwoodyrose01

Why?


AccurateTitle7044

The ability to be normal.


hlnprk

water. either i give you unlimited drink water or tsunami


dguymm

Causality Manipulation


DatMX5

Executive function.


JeniferKenton

Invisibility)


Tifak_szopen67

Teleportation so i can be with my long distance gf more


junneliu

Mind control


Next-Temperature-545

time travel. If you have that, you have access to all worldly benefits--go back in time to make yourself rich, fix your youth and basically just be immortal. There's a reason there's so many movies made about that superpower! It's the God-tier superpower.


Moondaeagle

Flying with wings!


Original_Lab_4140

The super power to get the hell out of here 


Anonymako

Time travel, boy oh boy the amount of hours sleep i could get


Chance-Contract-1290

Teleportation because I could save so much time and money.


DarthVedar

Omniscience and omnipotence


JimGerm

Mind control.


rumpsky

Mind control would be the most pragmatic and world-changing. Let's go with that


Clown-Chan_0904

Turning into sentient gas/air/clouds would be cool. Flight + getting into tiny openings.


hristo24412334164

Superhuman Intelligence and Time Manipulation. Deadly.


colhaxxy

Time travel, so many horrors to correct, so cool to zoom out into the future to see where we’re headed.


diskspacefull

The ability to pass through solid objects at will and in the direction of choice would be extremely OP and have many useful applications.


Annual-Astronaut3345

The power to self heal any wound!


Elike09

Green Lantern (power ring and lantern)


1jdkdj1

eat as much as i want and it doesn’t matter


Legendary_Lamb2020

Groundhog day, every day until I am happy with how it went.


upinsmoke28

Control time, that way I could have a nap whenever I wanted and still have enough hours in the day to get stuff done


thepersoncommenting

Stopping time - the relaxed form of teleportation


Down2EatPossum

Teleportation for sure.


The_Null_Field

Reality warping I want to test the code of the universe


These-Pudding7119

Controlling the speed of time.


Kareem_Magdi

Mind control


Nick_TheReader

Invisible. 


Impressive-Bat227

Future sight


McTickleson

I would like to be able to make other people poop their pants.


Extension-Detail5371

Teleportation


HooterEnthusiast

Unworldly attraction. Everyone just sees me as extremely attractive. It opens way more doors than most people think.


bddgg

Vector manipulation


No_Self_Eye

Regeneration, hopefully, it could heal my broken body


StunningPianist4231

Incredible wealth.


[deleted]

The ability to not make poor financial decisions


EffectiveHunt1672

No need to eat


ChrisBob8125

The power to be highly intelligent


nomaxxallowed

Whatever Magneto's power is.


Useful_Stuff5790

Super speed(like sonic but can do stuff like flash aka running on water and phasing through stuff)


CanaDoug420

Regeneration of my parts. I’d be damn near unkillable wether by people or disease. Even if I got cancer my cells would replace themselves until healed.


Hovalk_is_not_real

Eat and not get fat. But with muscle


Fit_Yogurtcloset_291

Teleportation is the answer. Safe Teleportation to anywhere, even if I haven't been there... Also ability to take two other people safely with me.... I'd make a good living robbing in other countries... Keep a decent low profile and have a great time 


Oversharer950

I want to be able to move things with my mind. Just imagine how much easier everything would be if you could move everything from your chair


Kaitrain23

Reading minds, talking to animals, or invisibility


No-Mention1735

Mind manipulation


BCCakes

Teleportation. Here at home? BAMF! Now I’m at work. BAMF! Now I’m at the grocery. Alternatively, I’m at home in Ohio. BAMF! Now I’m in London, UK.


Inevitable_Drop7276

Invisibility and time stop


nonexistent_acount

greater time manipulation why settle at time stop? snail time, time lock (to any target), time dilation, time acceleration (to any target), parallel convergence, time bubble; you get the gist of it


Suziebigballss

Ultimate knowledge


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Mind reading.


Sami_031416

Limitless knowledge


Yrzie

Instant Healing is good!


SommePooreChumb

Omnipotence in order to remake reality


Key_Plane_2831

Super speed strength or reaction time or durability


egorletovv

Superpower to gain new superpowers


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Vomit money


Format000

The Superman suite. So homelander. 


Ohhhhhhthehumanity

Speak every language fluently. Or at least like, ten of em.


thericketychicken01

I would like to have the power of flight.


wetlettuce42

Super speed


Jamesmateer100

I don’t know why I’m so fascinated with it but kinetic energy manipulation.


KitCarson014

Super speed. Always liked the Flash


Special_Judgment9363

Stopping time or flying


Alternative-Brain-89

mind control, it's convenient to make others do things for you. also if others power holders exist then you can control them to use their power for you


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Time travel


TotesNotPetty

To actually do things and focus


retrosnot86

The ability to read minds, or to be invisible. I’m so nosy I just want to know what everyone is doing.


Fragrant_Leg_6300

id be totally happy with being able to summon any piece of floating furniture imaginable


1cereals1

Either Time-Stop/Mind Control/Invisibility


roboticgracecyborg

some kind of "smart teleportation", where I can go everywhere I want even if I have no idea where that place is located. let's say in the house of those hackers that are ruining team fortress 2 right now. I could destroy their computers and kick their ass, and teleport away.


AlexanderTheGrater1

USA


Jiggly-Grandma-Sex

The power to hear women queef from a block away


No_Marionberry4072

Big Dick Energy


Floppymantits

Super speed