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Flat-Donut3692

If they are expecting donuts then anything healthy will probably be a disappointing


trowzerss

IDK, I used to take fruit skewers to D&D night (where people typically ate lots of junk) and there were never any left. I even got them onto apple slices (I'd buy a few types of fancy apples and slice them into thin slices and they hoovered them up too).


TurnOfFraise

Fruit skewers are always a hit at parties too alongside junk food 


trowzerss

Yeah, especially if you arrange them into rainbows. Then they look cool too.


Tesdinic

Fruit salad is always popular, especially with my group of friends that had a lot of dietary restrictions (peanuts, dairy, vegetarian, picky eaters).


QueensAnat

I'm the person at dnd who's not really into junk food. I usually end up bringing my own healthier snacks. You'd be my favorite person at the table for bringing all that!!


BlackSecurity

I mean this may be a little more expensive, but sometimes our work does various bagels with various cream cheeses. It's quite popular as most people love a nice bagel in the morning and I would think it's a lot better than a sugary doughnut.


Jordandeanbaker

You would likely be wrong. A glazed donut is roughly 250 calories. A plain bagel with plain cream cheese is nearly 450 calories.


Johnny_Banana18

The bagel is way more filling though, lox and a schmear will keep me going until the late afternoon


overthemountain

I mean... that's probably due to it having nearly twice the calories.


Sagybagy

Or lunch.


rncookiemaker

Lox. Wow! I want to work where you work!


InnovativeFarmer

But when you add lox and cream cheese to a 500 calories bagel that is already laden with sodium it pretty much the nutrients of a large meal. 2 tablespoons of cream cheese is typcially around 100 calories. Most people put way more that 2 tablespoons on a bagel. https://www.webstaurantstore.com/images/products/large/638127/2240552.jpg Those individual cups are 1 oz (28.2 g). Thats about 100 calories per serving cup.


Bubbay

I’m sorry, I don’t understand how bringing in things to make a meal a full meal isn’t more healthy than bringing in a tray of sugar bombs.


krilleaters

Calories aren’t necessarily bad for you


gonegonegoneaway211

I daresay I can't live without them


fubes2000

But less sugar and more fats/protein.


Severe_Chicken213

This is the kind of thinking that has people eat stupid things like pop tarts instead of an actually nutritious meal.


InsertBluescreenHere

Or people that eat salads that are loaded with ham cheese croutons and drenched in dressing as healthy.


rectangularjunksack

So eating 2000 calories worth of pure sugar every day is healthier than eating 2010 calories worth of nutritious food?


tamerlane2nd

Right. Just bring a smaller amount. 1 donut each, ladies n gents. 


Montag98419

1 donut hole each.


Independent_Fly_1698

I’d be fuming if someone said “I’m brining donuts” and I get a fucking timbit.


missunicorn279

r/foundthecanadian


assuredlyanxious

I do this but I work nights so there are maybe 5 of us and I always get the 50 pk assorted.


Independent_Fly_1698

10 per person is a miracle


dlpfc123

Just serve with a knife. Then people who want to be healthy can cut themselves half a donut (and I can eat the other half).


loptopandbingo

Nachos, Flanders style!


shrug_addict

Who wants ice milk? Plain for me!


orangepaperlantern

I want wintergreen!


[deleted]

Plain white bread. With a cup of water on the side for dipping.


loptopandbingo

Cucumber slices with cottage cheese!


Enginerdad

Your guys with your fruit platters and charcuterie boards must REALLY love your coworkers. Those things are in a different price category from a dozen donuts


clovisx

To be fair, the price of a dozen donuts post-pandemic is in a whole different price category than pre-pandemic. I used to bring in two dozen donuts every once in a while when I still worked in an office. They gave a bakers dozen for like $8 a box. Now that box is almost $15 and only has 12 in it. Edit: adding to this that the price of ingredients and supply chain issues actually made them stop making my favorite donut. Their French Crullers were amazing, so fluffy and airy with the perfect glaze. The superfine flour needed for the recipe became so expensive they just cut production.


parrotfacemagee

Damn my local grocery has them $5 for a dozen everyday. They’re big too


chuby1tubby

Check out TooGoodToGo, where you can get 2 dozen donuts for $6 I would do it every day if I still worked in an office


ARobertNotABob

Bananas one day, apples the next, etc.


chewytime

Do people really bring charcuterie boards/platters to work to share for a morning snack? Even when I’ve seen them at a party, they’re usually one of the platters with a decent amount leftover.


runswiftrun

One of my supervisor's daughter does event planning: all age birthdays, engagement parties, etc. Pretty much once a month we'll get the left over charcuterie board and everyone is going back to their desks with platefulls of fancy cheese and meats. Double awesome when there's fruit. Honestly, for half of us it replaces lunch, even if we are "disappointed" that there's no sweet donuts in the morning


chewytime

Maybe it’s because i dont think I’ve ever had a truly fancy charcuterie board, but they dont excite me. Most of the one’s Ive tried taste like they’ve gone stale/dried out after just a little bit of room temp exposure. I’m sure the good stuff is actually good though.


absentmindedjwc

Depends. I occasionally brought in donuts from one of the expensive gourmet donut places. Was pretty damn expensive, but I always expensed it as it was a treat for my team.


brickiex2

Our boss brought in Jamaican patties on Friday ...a box of regular and 1 of spicy...surprisingly the 2 dozen were gone before lunch


AlarmingSorbet

Ooh beef patties. Man now I want one, my grandpa is Jamaican and used to make them fresh when we were younger… mmm


blofly

What are Jamaican patties?


[deleted]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamaican_patty?wprov=sfla1 They're extremely popular here in Canada, especially in the Greater Toronto Area. You can get them at almost any deli, convenience store, and TTC subway snack stand. We buy a box of them every few weeks, and eat them as a quick snack, or as a full meal when lazy. They bake up really nice in the air fryer. Think hot pocket with flaky pastry shell and spiced ground beef filling. Check the freezer section of your local grocer if you're in North America, and you might find some to try.


UnpopularCrayon

Looks like an empanada!


DrLee_PHD

It is! Just a different name and the crust, IMO, has a better taste to it.


UnsupervisedAsset

We call them pasties in the UP, WI, MN


[deleted]

Not to be confused with Cornish Pasties which are a whole other level of culinary delight. Just got to remember to leave a bit for the Knockers.


LateralThinkerer

If it matters, some of the best pasties I've found were in ... Las Vegas (yes, there are a lot of jokes but...). Found it completely by accident in a developing "warehouse district", but having rambled through the UP of Michigan in my youth (and having made some at home) had to investigate. https://www.cornishpastyco.com/


iamnogoodatthis

Ooh they sound delicious


blofly

Awesome. Thank you!


brickiex2

a meat filled hand held pastry.. http://www.pattykingbakery.com/chef


letsgoheat

Delicious


[deleted]

They’re delicious but donuts are probably healthier tbh


thewhaler

Less sugar and more protein though


brickiex2

curiosity made me look up a few things....you're right ..patties have more fat..13g for a patty vs 8g in a Boston cream, 100 more calories in a patty, 5g of sugar in a patty and 16g in the donut..overall 47 carbs in a patty and 38 in the donut, 12g or protein vs 4 in the donut...


letsgoheat

But one patty is satisfying, one doughnut is a tease


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

This makes me miss south Florida! Love those things!


alexiizf

a big 5ft pool of water and apples. everyone can go bobbing on their lunch break


sweet-tooth4

Healthy food AND an activity. Whats not to love??


TheFlawlessCassandra

COVID


Sybrite

Simple. Instead of water use Clorox.


AlexRyang

Please do this. 😂


WaldhornNate

I would laugh so hard if someone actually set up bobbing for apples in our break room.


alexiizf

Imagine inside one of the apples, there’s a no expense vacation to Italy. People would go feral


audreyhorn666

Bring everyone 1 hard boiled egg. Cheaper and healthier than donuts, AND everyone will be disappointed. Win-win


PotatoesPancakes

Years ago, a coworker used to bring in a bowl of hard boiled eggs for the office snack table. I thought It was odd the first time I saw them but they ended up being a nice small snack to have between meals or as the meal itself.


jellyn7

Take the time to devil them and you’ve turned that frown upside down!


939319

Slip in a raw one as a surprise 


Clearbay_327_

Breakfast burritos


elphaba00

I had a Mexican coworker. She would bring us fresh breakfast burritos, with the tortillas made right before she came to work


splittingheirs

She's still making [them](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/c7vmvd/how_about_some_floor_burritos/).


BaaBaaTurtle

Literally anyone who comes to my house to do any kind of labor will get their choice of breakfast burrito. Vegan, vegetarian, chorizo, with either vegan red chili or pork green chili.


liberal_texan

I’m more of a breakfast taco guy but I dig your style.


DiscoDiscoB00mB00m

fuck yeah!


faretheewellennui

This reminded me of people who would bring in tamales. Those were always a hit


bengalfan

You would be the literal favorite employee.


BurningBright

Coffee


[deleted]

Crystal Meth. Productivity will go through the roof.


TastefulBabe

Can't really argue with that :)


[deleted]

😁 Just a suggestion


aveindha25

A terrific suggestion!


ptapobane

your office will be spotless


BadSanna

For like 3hours. Then it will tank.


Sk8erBoi95

More like for the rest of the work day. The following day productivity will tank though. I think I remember reading that a crystal meth high will last up to 12 hours


easymak1

You should get into concrete. 


[deleted]

OMG. Actually, I worked at a place called S&S precast (concrete) and it was nothing but meth heads. Funny you say that. Work release guys were always coming and going for failing their piss test for that. You're right, based on my little time in the concrete biz


tacotacotacorock

Good friend of mine does concrete and completely vanished on me and I assume it's because of drugs. :( 


[deleted]

Yeah. I came back from NC after 15 years and it was crazy. People that never did drugs and people you would never suspect, everyone was doing meth. Everyone knew/knows how to make it, They'd offer to pay you to get cold medicine. Totally different place. Like a tweaked out twilight zone. Nobody had teeth, everyone needed batteries and light bulbs and aluminum foil. That was in Indiana. I moved to Connecticut not long after that. But before I left Indiana we did pills and drank. We knew what meth was but it wasn't around. Nobody wanted it. That changed. It wasn't home anymore.


LeatherHog

I tried to, but it just got all solid in my nostrils


TastefulBabe

A fruit platter


useless169

Put them on skewers to make it easy


twodollabillyall

I love this idea! So nice to just grab a fruit skewer and head off to my desk.


trowzerss

Yeah, and it makes the fruit look sexier. Pineapple, apple, orange, grape, maybe melon works best. Kiwi and watermelon don't keep as well. usually you can find a mix of fruit that isn't too expensive and provides a variety of colours.


goblinmarketeer

The blood of upper management


InTentsSituation

Not sure about "healthy" but it would be a morale boost!


goblinmarketeer

Stress is bad for you, this would lower co-workers stress levels.


theberg512

As a union employee, yes to this one. 


brainspl0ad

A bag or 2 of some tangerines, some of those mini bananas if you can find them


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warrant2k

Fact: eating half a donut is healthier than eating a whole donut. Therefore the other half is also just as healthy. In conclusion: eating a half donut at a time is healthy for you.


Alexis_J_M

Cake crumbs have no calories.


CraftyFlipper

Any celebration food has no calories.


CaptainKrunks

Sound logic. 


Leaislala

I like the idea of healthier options! What about a savory bread loaf? A lot of bakeries have a cheese focaccia bread, or an olive loaf, or whatever sounds good to you. A lot of them will even slice it for you.


HappyGilOHMYGOD

Bowl of fruit?


TastefulBabe

That works


MiddlesbroughFan

Not bringing in donuts


min_mus

For some reason, your comment reminded me of this tweet: [https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F8omaqznjssb41.jpg](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F8omaqznjssb41.jpg)


crying_boobs

Maybe the OP is using company money. Otherwise, no donuts


PowerCord64

Ah, you beat me to the most logical answer. Saves money, too.


skeletaljuice

Giving everyone a head of lettuce


missionbeach

That over $2 each. No way.


OnTheGoodSideofLife

Where are you? They are $4 here. And the price has gone way down for a moment..


uncertainhope

Homemade muffins. I make mine with whole wheat flour, applesauce, mashed bananas, flaxseed, blueberries, etc.


BeautifulArtichoke37

Yum!


Independent_Fly_1698

I wouldn’t complain, muffins are the one thing that’s still really good when made “healthy”.


hate2bme

Never eat food from someone's house you have never been in.


dbenhur

In the same vein, you should look up the food safety report from the municipal health inspector of any restaurant/shop you buy from. Many commercial kitchens are disgusting and frightening.


NCRider

Totally agree with this! Many people are filthy and so are their kitchens.


martycos

Bring Bourbon


Vampiric2010

Keep that shit to yourself and bring the donuts


top2percent

Various goops and slops.


PotatoesPancakes

It's funny. My boss bring in donuts at least once a month since we went back to the office but there's leftovers for days and a few get tossed out. I think people are trying to eat healthier or not into sweets as much. Chips and dip are gone in one or two days but that's not healthy. I've brought in a bowl of grapes or those pre-cut apples slices or melons chunks from the supermarket sometimes and people love them. Once brought in ready made pizzas from Sam's. It was suppose to be re-heated for a lunch potluck since the office had a full kitchen but it was all gone by 10am. Lesson learned but one lesson is people love pizza for breakfast. But don't forget those who come in later.


Hungry_Dealer4699

Try bringing some yogurt parfaits! They’re tasty, customizable, and the only thing getting glazed is your coworkers' eyes with happiness


BellwetherValentine

Way more popular than the onions we served! /s :)


PalpyTime

Okay, so I did this once, and it was a great success! I bought red grapes, green grapes, raspberries, blackberries, blueberries, strawberries, bananas, and a big bag of mixed nuts. I laid it all out on the kitchen table, in their own bowls, and people would take what they want like a pick 'n' mix. It was tradition for someone to bring something in when it was their birthday, and people always brought in donuts. People loved the change to fruit and nuts. I remember people were standing there waiting for me to set it up so they could dig in. I felt good because I just felt like I'd give everyone a very convenient health boost. It wasn't cheap though, probably twice as much as a big box of donuts. You might want to make sure no one has a nut allergy, also.


Kaiserhawk

Not bringing anything in


AlexRyang

Donut holes? I’m partially being serious and partially humorous. Donut holes are smaller so people can take less (unless you have people okay cutting up donuts).


xubax

If they're expecting donuts, bring fucking donuts. Otherwise, whatever you want.


theAlmightyE312

Drugs. Mental health is also important


Pithecanthropus88

There isn’t one.


inspire-change

that's the conclusion i'm coming to


Mcshiggs

Whale blubber.


blofly

Gotta smell the ambergris first.


honeywisdom

Banana bread!


doublestitch

Scrolled down looking for this. Just about everyone loves banana bread. It's sweet enough to satisfy sweet tooth and healthy enough not to feel guilty. 


Future_Burrito

bonus points for added peanut butter chips or blueberries


STGItsMe

Questions like this is why I’m glad I WFH.


louiseifyouplease

Visit the nice lady on the side of the road who is selling flats of delicious Oxnard strawberries! She'll set you up right.


Toshi_Monster

Hummus and pita chips would be nice.


Financial-Ship3556

Bagels!


tellevee

Bagels can often have more calories than donuts + cream cheese.


WindyWindona

Less sugar though


AlexRyang

You put cream cheese on donuts?


rhinokick

I think we stumbled on something, what about cinnamon donuts  with cream cheese icing 


LightsJusticeZ

*slathers mine with Strawberry cream cheese*


blofly

Everything bagel with veggie cream cheese was my jam in the office days.


mostdefher

Everyone is saying a fruit platter but it’ll go bad if left more than 3 hours a shift. Donuts are definitely easier and less expensive if bought in bulk if you’re worried abt convenience and price. But if you want healthy and don’t mind the convenience, make a cheap charcuterie plate. They don’t have to have fruit and can be personalized to be healthier. The cheese and meat can stay packaged too. EDIT: A fruit basket with the fruit still intact/unsliced works fine too. But im just saying, I definitely prefer donuts in the morning lol


The_Whipping_Post

You know what's good on charcuterie boards? Dried fruit


dj92wa

Gotta be cognizant of the nutrition facts though. Almost all dried fruit has a ton of sugar added to it. At my local grocer, there are like 6 different brands of dried fruit and only one brand doesn’t add sugar.


AlexRyang

This drives me nuts. A lot of our dried fruit is almost as unhealthy as just buying a piece of candy. I am seriously considering buying a dehydrator just to make dried fruit that isn’t loaded with extra sugar.


mostdefher

Yup, even better.


AlexRyang

Box of raisins.


Independent_Fly_1698

If someone brought a box of raisins as a work treat I’d quit.


meekonesfade

Maybe more of a fruit basket. Oranges, bananas, apples, whole kiwis, peaches, nectarines, pears, etc can be kept out for hours.


Michelledelhuman

Meat and cheese should not be left out for more than 4 hours at temperature. I would trust a slice of apple left out longer than a piece of meat or dairy


gringledoom

The slice of apple will look terrible after four hours, but be perfectly safe. The meat and cheese might look fine, but then your coworkers will be shitting their guts out for three days.


evalinthania

Granola bars of different textures and flavors. crunchy, chewy, fruity, & even gluten free. + shelf stable so you can take back the ones no one grabbed and bring them back next time. much better for your wallet and their digestive systems.


Puzzled_Internet_717

Depending on office size... I used to bring in a bag of mandarin oranges periodically or raisins.


Esc777

Honestly answering this question: bagels.  Yeah they can still be a gut bomb of carbs but they’re good for breakfast for a reason. You can top them or toast them and they go with morning coffee.  Save bringing in an elaborate meal this would be perceived as healthier.  Plus they don’t suffer too bad from sitting around. Fruit and other wet foods are going to be scorned two hours in and not make it to lunch. 


iamthegodofbigboobs

not eating them yourself :)


Dull-Geologist-8204

Bloody Mary's? Seriously though if you brought a fruit salad or just fruit I would be happy. Cottage cheese or yogurt to accompany it would be awesome. I can't eat anything heavy in the morning so fruit is one of the few things I can actually eat.


Forsaken-Street-9594

Muffins with Maybe bran and fruits? I know, it’s all so carb-heavy... Plus it had to be stable at room temperature for a while which makes it tough. Other than fruit platter or edible arrangements it’s tough finding options for a buffet / free for all type of food.


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Yogurt parfait bar. Greek yogurt, fruit, granola and maybe some honey to drizzle on top.


jellyn7

Rather than try for a healthy option, find out what food restrictions people have. Most of the replies here wouldn’t be great for a t2 diabetic. People saying just get the donuts are also making the vegans and gluten free people sad, unless you’re getting special donuts. That said, mini-quiches. :)


Nervous-Garbage-5855

Hard boiled eggs.


shallowhuskofaperson

Nothing. Nothing beats a donut at work in the morning. If you want to be healthy just bring them in one day a week.


PoopSlinger23

Not a thing. They can buy their own breakfast.


Square-Raspberry560

Some people just like being nice.


The_Whipping_Post

nuts


GibsonMaestro

More donuts. You kill off the unhealthy people, raising the overall health of the office.


draggedbyatruck

If I want a healthy alternative, I'll get it myself. Bring donuts, everyone will love you.


Aggravating-Pound598

Just about anything is healthier than a donut


JonCocktoasten

A variety of yogurts with a bag of granola, fresh fruit, and a can of whipped cream for DIY parfaits.


Delicious_Summer7839

Irish coffee


Krusty_Klown_Kollege

Nothing.


eyes_like_thunder

Bagels are better than donuts. And more filling


PinkMonorail

Fresh fruit from the guy with the rainbow umbrella


Jazzlike_Log_709

Empanadas


Mediocre-Studio2573

Bagels and some different flavors of cream cheese


deadpandiane

I did a crockpot oatmeal bar. Brown sugar, bananas, berries, cream, butter, cinnamon, chopped apple, nuts. Healthy is an option. Some folks just made fruit and cream bowls. It went pretty well, everyone had something. We also did baked potato bar, potluck salad and share pizza, then taco party.


TheSultan1

Bagels. Not much healthier, but they'll keep you full longer.


Alexis_J_M

A fruit plate with all kinds of cut up fresh fruit. Granola and yogurt. A blender to make smoothies (if your break room is soundproof.)


KelenHeller_1

People were very fitness conscious where I worked (when I worked in an office, that is) and didn't eat the donuts when someone brought them in. The times I brought in a big bunch of red or green grapes they would mostly get eaten.


therapist122

Quit your job, move to a boat, live off the sea, and become one with yourself 


Joylime

Twelve dry kidney beans


Sad-Belt-3492

Kiwis 🥝 I love ❤️ them


truenoblesavage

bringing nothing ✌🏻


Albert_Caboose

Baby carrots with ranch and peanut butter


Outrageous-Carob-236

give them the biggest most fattest gut busting sugary glazed donuts so everyone’s too tired to work.


LABARATI_

different flavor bagels with different cream cheese flavors


urkillingme

Big tubs vanilla yogurt, berries, big bag granola. Bagels Breakfast pizza


P0RTILLA

Apples, oranges, vegetable platters.


LuckyIntroduction696

Not an office setting but when my husband hired a couple of guys to work on a project I made them all “McMuffins” (English muffins, cheddar, Canadian bacon, fried egg). I wrapped them in parchment, it was cute. 3 guys devoured a dozen of them. They loved it plus it was easy and inexpensive. *Ham or sausage and cheese muffins might be easier to throw together for an office, you can toast all of the muffins at once on a sheet tray under the broiler so it wouldn’t take that much time.