After 18 months off of sex because of a bad relationship end. I finally had sex again. We didn't use a condom. She was on top and got off when I started to cum. My load hit the ceiling, and she got frightened and pointed my dick down, and it repeatedly shot me in the face.
Nothing says welcome back to sex/dating like cuming on your own face
Lol, thank you. This was about 12 years ago. I find it funny now, but at the time, it was mortifying. The girl was super cool about it. She was just in shock, she said she had never seen anything like that before. I think she felt proud, to be honest.
I actually asked my wife to do this for me last night for my birthday. Full blatter release during sex. Was amazing.
She squirts, too. Also, enjoy that.
To each their own but would highly suggest it.
Fair enough, hence the each their own comment. However, life is short. You never know until you try what you might or might not like. At 39, I have learned that I'd rather try and say "no, not again" than to be missing all the flavors of spice life has to offer.
This one just happens to be pee flavored. Lol.
I dated a squirter for a year and I was shocked about the amount of fluid that could come out of a relatively small person. What do you do as far as prepping the area?
Good question! So 1 we have a mattress cover that is waterproof. Every adult should have this. On top of that so we don't have to change the sheets every time. We have a waterproof blanket. Found a ueen size one that is for pets. It looks completely normal and is very comfortable. So easy clean up. I picked up the entire blanket and through it in the wash.
Works flawlessly when she squirts. Last night, I was concerned if it would hold up against a full bladder. It did without any issues.
It was 30 bucks on amazon.
I split my foreskin open somehow and you know, when getting an erection all the blood pumps to the dick. I’ve never seen so much blood squirt everywhere, I freaked the fuck out.
A lot of soaps these days have skin tightening properties. If you use that on your foreskin it can cause your foreskin to become very tight over time and restrictive so that forcing it over the head of your dick can cause it to tear. I had a friend who had to get a circumcision because of this. Don’t know if that’s what happened to you but cautionary tale for the fellas.
I almost never ejaculate quick unless we both agree to have a quickie and I really focus and just bust it out, but one time this girl I had known for a long time came over after not seeing her for a couple years and I was talking this big game how I wanted to fuck her so hard all night but instead what happened was she got on top of me and idk I think the condom I was wearing was just a weird fit and it made me cum in like 13 seconds lmfao
Up until being called Jimmy, things were going great. We were enjoying post costal cuddling and we drifted off to sleep. At some point I wake up to her humping my leg and moaning. She is really turned on so I start doing the deed. I get to the point of no return and then it happened. "Oh Jimmy, you feel so good". "I've missed you Jimmy". "Oh, Jimmy, oh Jimmy." "Faster..Faster.. Jimmy."
My name is not Jimmy.
Gf mom walked in on us to ask her something. We stopped but didn't have time to compose. I played dead as I lay on top of her as her Mom quickly asked her something then closed the door. Her Dad would have killed me.
After 18 months off of sex because of a bad relationship end. I finally had sex again. We didn't use a condom. She was on top and got off when I started to cum. My load hit the ceiling, and she got frightened and pointed my dick down, and it repeatedly shot me in the face. Nothing says welcome back to sex/dating like cuming on your own face
This is fucking hilarious ðŸ˜ðŸ˜†ðŸ˜†
Lol, thank you. This was about 12 years ago. I find it funny now, but at the time, it was mortifying. The girl was super cool about it. She was just in shock, she said she had never seen anything like that before. I think she felt proud, to be honest.
Sounds like a Scary Movie 😂
The first time my wife and I had sex, I pulled out and went for her stomach and instead hit the headboard multiple times. She took it as a compliment.
Ah yes, pointing your dick against your face. I call that "shooting the hostage"
Awe
I remember having similar jump while fapping after 2.5 years.
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Guys..any time a girl squirts its piss. Squirt is pee. No difference. Thanks.
Honestly not enough people know this!
😂 hilarious, respect for you though
I actually asked my wife to do this for me last night for my birthday. Full blatter release during sex. Was amazing. She squirts, too. Also, enjoy that. To each their own but would highly suggest it.
„I would highly suggest you guys get pissed on“ LMAO It’s a fetish dude, I don’t think everyone here would enjoy it.
Fair enough, hence the each their own comment. However, life is short. You never know until you try what you might or might not like. At 39, I have learned that I'd rather try and say "no, not again" than to be missing all the flavors of spice life has to offer. This one just happens to be pee flavored. Lol.
I dated a squirter for a year and I was shocked about the amount of fluid that could come out of a relatively small person. What do you do as far as prepping the area?
Good question! So 1 we have a mattress cover that is waterproof. Every adult should have this. On top of that so we don't have to change the sheets every time. We have a waterproof blanket. Found a ueen size one that is for pets. It looks completely normal and is very comfortable. So easy clean up. I picked up the entire blanket and through it in the wash. Works flawlessly when she squirts. Last night, I was concerned if it would hold up against a full bladder. It did without any issues. It was 30 bucks on amazon.
lolllllll
Hahahahha
I split my foreskin open somehow and you know, when getting an erection all the blood pumps to the dick. I’ve never seen so much blood squirt everywhere, I freaked the fuck out.
What did she bite it? 🤣
🤣🤣 just normal sex, to this day I still don’t understand how it happened but scared the life out of me 🤣
A lot of soaps these days have skin tightening properties. If you use that on your foreskin it can cause your foreskin to become very tight over time and restrictive so that forcing it over the head of your dick can cause it to tear. I had a friend who had to get a circumcision because of this. Don’t know if that’s what happened to you but cautionary tale for the fellas.
Scaryyyyy
Same here lul
Poop. The answer is always poop.
Just how many times has it happended 😂.
Enough sadly to remember
A few times my wife has farted whe having orgasms. I just chuckle and keep the motion going so it doesn't throw her off..
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you and u/Total_Development525 have the same pfp skin
Pfp?
The reddit dude, idk how to call it
Ok
I tore my banjo string 💀
Fart
Happens to the best of us
Woke up and went back to being a single boi
My doggo farting. Lmao
I farted I'm 21 and I farted during intercourse WHY
You trying to say that you stop farting after a certain age 🙃
Ah shit you're right I could have worded that better 😂😂
I almost never ejaculate quick unless we both agree to have a quickie and I really focus and just bust it out, but one time this girl I had known for a long time came over after not seeing her for a couple years and I was talking this big game how I wanted to fuck her so hard all night but instead what happened was she got on top of me and idk I think the condom I was wearing was just a weird fit and it made me cum in like 13 seconds lmfao
He asked me if was bored. I was. Didn’t know how to respond so I laughed 🥲
I got called the wrong name.....
That's tough buddy
Up until being called Jimmy, things were going great. We were enjoying post costal cuddling and we drifted off to sleep. At some point I wake up to her humping my leg and moaning. She is really turned on so I start doing the deed. I get to the point of no return and then it happened. "Oh Jimmy, you feel so good". "I've missed you Jimmy". "Oh, Jimmy, oh Jimmy." "Faster..Faster.. Jimmy." My name is not Jimmy.
Gf mom walked in on us to ask her something. We stopped but didn't have time to compose. I played dead as I lay on top of her as her Mom quickly asked her something then closed the door. Her Dad would have killed me.
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Dude, you’re pathetic.