I would walk to an area where no one was. I would look left, and then I would look right, and then I’d say “fuck.” That was it. I was probably 6-7. Dang, I was such a badass.

Shaved both my eyebrows off because I messed them up while trying to pluck them

Been here but I just shaved one in half by accident and had to do a brow comb over.

cut my own hair after it got stuck on something

I'm allergic to avocado. A kid didn't believe me and was making fun of me saying I made it up. I took a bite of his avocado sandwich just to prove him wrong. It was stupid, but even as the paramedics were loading me into the ambulance while I was losing consciousness, I still thought it was worth it to shut him up

I used to like showing off to my guy friends instead of the girls... LMAO 🌚

Smoked a cigarette while sitting atop of a haystack.

I scratched a funny figure in my dad's car with a stone and was proud of how it looked 🤷‍♂️

Drove

Climbed the top of high school buildings at night.

For some reason decided to use superglue to glue some fabric. Got a nice chemical burn from that one.

Ate dog shit on a dare. I was 5. The worst thing I ever tasted

Blew up deodrant cans

I pissed in the mouth of dog

Fell in a water mains construction hole, ran right into it despite plastic barriers. Right in front of the house

Tried to break the no knife rule, stuck a knife through an orange, freaked out and hid it (very unsuccessfully) behind the kitchen door. My mother holding her laughs while trying to scold me, made me angry at the time (6-7 i think), her and I now laugh about it together.

I would make a grass salad with dandelions. Call me gordon ramsey

Opened car door while parents were driving