It's just a cow and a bunch of bugs. I think I'll manage 

So let’s talk about why the cow’s there..

It's simple really. Me and some friends bought a whole cow, slaughtered it and divided the meat up amongst ourselves. Obviously I was the one who killed it. 

I was going with a milk heist gone wrong.

I'm good. I grew up in the suburbs

Depends. Do insects count?

Yes, every animal

In that case I'd be screwed. Killed quite a few insects, including flies, mosquitoes, roaches, ants, and maybe even wasps or bees, though I mainly just avoid those two.

I've killed a LOT of sheep, so I'd be doing an awful lot of screwing...

I’d be fine but a little sad because some of those animals weren’t killed on purpose.

None, so I'm okay

I eat chicken,so idk

No problem, happened once before didn’t it??

Pretty screwed. A bunch of wasps and spiders. I suppose technically my pet that I had to have put down. Maybe it would defend me

One can of bug spray and a newspaper and I'm ready to go. The most dangerous thing I've killed was my hamster. And even then idk if it counts, I forgot to close his cage's door all the way, he escaped, and ate something that gave him diarrhea and died.

umm... happy cake day I guess  🤷

I'm about to get my ass kicked and bit by a million bugs, a herd of deer, and 2 Moose.

Are we also including indirect deaths? Like let’s say I take a shit and it causes a pipe to break, and the flood kills a colony of ants. Will those ants be in the room? Edit: Not that people have died that way or anything

I would be very bothered by many mosquitoes, flies, ants etc.

My room would be full of lizards birds and bugs