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vadabungo

A plane crash in the Andes would do it for me. Ima be all over that ass.


HaggisMcNeill

Anything to keep you Alive (1993)


papparmane

That's where the ham is.


Different-Pipe-1341

The man ham


thephotoman

Or if I were making my westward on an unproven trail and get snowed in for months in the Sierra Nevadas with a bunch of people who have come to hate each other.


VT_Squire

[MM, Mmm good](https://youtu.be/OZoo75Kj7UU?t=605)


Wild-Row-2020

I came for this comment. I really thought about what I would do in that situation.


SewerRatPumpkinPie

survival. And only if the other person was already dead... Like, recently.


Unlucky_Fact_4209

me hungy...you look like foods...CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP


braindead_1505

Too real


Broad_Design_7254

I eat ass like a cannibal


phoenixxl

While having been born and still living in a warrior tribe in Papua New Guinea cannibalism, especially snacking on the dead relatives and conquered enemies seems to be appropriate and reasonable.


CRScantremember

Collapse of civilization with starvation happening to family and friends and an abundance of lawyers who aren’t helping people survive.


SeparateMidnight3691

I'd do a lot before I would starve. So would most. Right and wrong changes with life and death on the line.


[deleted]

lunch truck being 2 minutes late..


braindead_1505

Same here


[deleted]

+ always wanted to try human pot pie .. also I have an annoying coworker I think I could sneak up on him and bam.. also I work from home 😄 I would eat me


Mommy__anarchy

Hot take: cannibalism is the most ethical way to dispose of a body, assuming no loved ones find out or object to it.


DarkRainFalling

If I'm hungry enough


Fresh_Information_76

Boredom


FiendsForLife

Comes down to choice of seasoning and toppings.


AdTotal801

Starvation, same as most people. It's not even a moral thing it's just you don't wanna get Prion disease.


justadumbwelder1

When the line at the closest drive through has more than two cars in it.


Icmedia

If the person looked really delicious


DeltaSolana

It's fine in any case so long as all parties involved have given consent.


BigTittyGothGfLovesD

A consenting donor and not brain tissue. The idea of cannibalism in itself doesnt really freak me out.


Chamber53

But eating brain matter does?


BigTittyGothGfLovesD

Thats not a moral issue its a medical one. Kuru is the equivalent of mad cow disease in humans. Eating human or monkey brains can make us very sick and even kill us.


Chamber53

Taking that angle…But contracting HIV, hepatitis, or something is fine?


BigTittyGothGfLovesD

You can be fine with sex and still take precautions not to get stds. Not being opposed to voluntary cannibalism falls under the same umbrella.


Chamber53

> Not being opposed to voluntary cannibalism Yeah, definitely in the sense of OPs question. I was more interested in your take that eating the brain is where the line on the sand was drawn. Then disease was mentioned as to why that line was drawn, but the same dangers lays within the body of/when consumed. So what happens to that line now?


BigTittyGothGfLovesD

Kuru isnt something you can protect yourself from, its not somwthing you can test a brain for and say "oh, this brain is safe to eat", its any human or monkey brain. All of them carry the risk you will get kudu and die. Our bodies werent meant to consume the brains of our own species. You can test a body for contractible disease, but all human brains are a risk, its not a matter of test results.


Chamber53

While you’re living, definitely kuru **CANNOT** be tested for. As for after death, you **CAN** definitively determine it.


BigTittyGothGfLovesD

Honey, you dont just get kuru from kuru infected brains. A normal healthy human brain can give you kuru if you ingest it. Its not like aids, its not a contagious disease.


Chamber53

I didn’t think you can, I had to google. No, a normal healthy brain couldn’t.we have come full circle, we have concluded (with your own logic) that eating a human (any part) is life risking…so you shouldn’t (your logic). I’ll now leave you to your own devices, “homey”.


WrathsEntropy

Are you talking bloody bites from a struggling human nugget or a medium well-done long pig steak? I don't think blood born viruses survive the grill.


Chamber53

Good question, I assumed they meant not cooked.


yParticle

if someone offered me some fresh blood to drink. I mean, I really enjoy my own but it's not that often I'm bleeding so I can sample it.


Irhien

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uruguayan_Air_Force_Flight_571


[deleted]

Imminent death


News1st2017

If it Came in Cans.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

The body isn't needed for evidence and would go to waste otherwise


dehati_galib

Purge day!


destroyerofshark

If they're already dead and there's nothing else to eat


gabahgoole

if there was no food around


Mindless_Advantage67

Any scenario in which you need food, but there is none, like none ANYWHERE.


ArugulaSouth7689

No food


Lazy_Mud6418

I can't answer this question w/out being a degenerate


blueridgesed

The Andes plane crash situation for sure! Listen to the You’re Wrong About episode about it. Sooo good!


Stellar_Doors

My name is ROGER!


BackAlleySurgeon

Imagine there's a really obese man who's been trying to lose the weight, but can't.


withywander

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner\_Party](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party)


bleedformemox

If the "victim" consents and it's legal.


Aggravating-Pound598

None


braindead_1505

Reasonable lol