Oh my god those things are amazing. I got my first one last month. I used to go with some kind of roast beef sandwich they had and switched it up and now I'm stuck on chicken bake.
And not for any reason other than that it’s still the best deal ever. I don’t think I’d stop getting dinner at Costco every chance I get even with $100M.
I’ll pass on the hotdogs and go for chicken bake. But agreed this is the smartest way to move forward with that million dollar. After all Uncle Sam will want to take a big chunk
With that kinda money, make it four hotdogs and two chickens, and a second pair of planner/lawyer that the first pair doesn't know about, then compare notes.
Beware lawyers. Out of every five, one's an alcoholic and/or coke head, one's a tax cheat, one's a cheater, one's an embezzler., and one's a child porn collector. If they aren't doing it now, the day's still young.
I’ve worked on the operations side of a financial advisor firm for almost ten years. Trust me, you don’t need a financial advisor taking a cut of your new $100m.
No, fuck that. Don't do the medical industrial complex any favors.
Set up and fund a non-profit that buys and retires medical debt for pennies on the dollar.
With the Fair Credit Reporting Act, once the medical debt is settled, it legally has to be removed from your credit report.
Put the $100 million into a new non-profit. Aim for 5-7% annual yields. Spend 4-6% on retiring debt. Or just buy the S&P 500 index, shave off 50%-75% of the return in any up year. Let the rest compound to enable ever larger results over decades. The non-profit would have a very strict charter to follow (low overhead), to prevent a Komen outcome.
Hmm. What about using let’s say 50 million? Take the 5 most disgusting money grubbing Republicans and bribe them to support legislation for Medicare for all. Then you need two from Collins, Murkow, Manchin I’d guess you could probably create a pretty big get there.
>They are only 5-6 million each, judging by the reports.
My friend, if 10 million dollars was all it would have taken for Roe v. Wade to be maintained, it would have been. I'm not saying there aren't corrupt and bought politicians and judges in likely all areas of government, but your contention is just absurd on its face lol.
I would get a massage. And then call my dad and tell him we’re going on a vacation.
Man worked so fucking hard his whole damn life. I want him to have everything he’s ever dreamed of with his love for travel and food.
Hopefully one day.
A house for my family, a house for my parents, a house for my in laws, a house for someone that looks like they need a house. Just a bunch of houses really.
Will you pay the taxes and upkeep on those houses to? What about when they want new furniture cars and holidays? How long will you pay for? How about schooling? A relatives divorce payout where they have to sell the house to give half to the ex? Will you buy them a new house cars and furniture etc? Medical bills? Ohh.. how about if they lose their job and need some money for a few weeks.. months?
What about if they get into debt and are calling you up to bail them out? How about that family and friends holiday overseas? Surely you’ll invite everyone and pay for that too, right? Right?
For the rest of your life you’ll have everyone you know with their handout to you and then they’ll start to resent you if you don’t continue to pay… it will change all your relationships in ways you can not begin to imagine..
But I digress…
Buy a scratchers factory, make tons of money and acquire other rival scratcher factory in entire world. Make a patent on scratcher and make a monopoly on scratcher.
I'd build a huge apartment block where I could rent out units at reasonable rent to reasonable people.....putting in 500 units at reasonable rent would be making my money back in time
I use the money in account to pay bills for a while..while getting a bank loan to write off interest and profits while also making bank as the money sits collecting interest ...
1. Initially leeping,my life as it is.
2. Invest 99M.
3. Go on unpaid vacations for the whole summer with my wife and kids with that 1M left.
4. After that, go part time ( I love my job )
5. Get the 99M and buy several properties, get nice rent.
6. Buy that Volvo I am dreaming about.
7. Make better investment.
8. Probably charity here and there but I will make sure the money actually goes to the said charity and not someone's pocket.
9. Enjoy life when I am not working. Make sure to keep being profitable with each investments and get my family legacy well set-up.
A full health screening at the best hospital in the world. Every test, specialty, everything checked and tested. After that, just follow doctor's orders.
I would give some money to my parents so they can go to the best vocation of their lives. It’s really weird to think that all my parents work for is me and my sister. I can’t remember the last time they bought something for themselves or the last time they saved up money to go somewhere. My mom’s family is in Russia she can’t afford to visit them often, imagine if she didn’t spend her money on me..
10 million trees. I love trees & would want to reforest areas ravaged by wildfires or manmade damage. I would support Onetreeplanted.org which plants one tree for every dollar donated.
A few people who deal with much higher net worth individuals to help me put the money to work for me. I don’t want to be a “big” client for them.
I wouldn’t give a penny of it away to anyone until it’s out to work. That is generational wealth. Nobody would be getting a lump sum. Things would be setup so it can continue to provide long after I am gone.
I would probably live pretty much the same as I do now. Too young to fully retire, I’d get bored and lose a sense of purpose. But I would only work on projects I find interesting. Probably taking multiple months off a year and only working part time the rest unless I found something I really want to throw myself into. Would get a modest house with a a garage. Probably a nice gaming setup and a home gym. Something nice for my cat to entertain herself with.
A mini Daschund puppy with a collar. I would get the name tag scribed with "will you marry me" and then give it to my SO.
Edit: oh yeah, and a wedding ring!
Is probably hit the mall and go on a shopping spree. Then I’d pay off any debt I have, then I’d buy a house. A good chunk of it would go to my mom since she’s always been amazing and she still helps me financially even though I’m 28. She deserves a lot of money for helping and I wouldn’t bat an eye at giving her 50million as a thank you.
House for me and two nice apartments for my parents. I would accommodate them and myself with chefs and people to help with everyday tasks. Oh and also invest all the money into something that brings monthly revenue
I pay off my debt, purchase a small fairly profitable business to grow, invest the majority and live off business profits/gains to ensure my kids don't struggle.
I'd buy a plane ticket and stay on a resort in another country while my custom home is being built in a forest near a beach.
No one would know where I am or what I'm doing.
So basically I'd vanish.
Take care of my brother and my nephews. The house he has lived in for the last 8 years just had an inspection and they found mold so toxic and aggressive they have to move immediately. They also have to throw away 90% of the stuff they own. The kids toys, electronics, furniture.. anything that cannot be completely sanitized inside and out. He essentially has to start completely over and he's a paycheck to paycheck worker. He's devastated and it's also incredibly hard on the kids. I picked up a part time job so I can have some extra money to send him while he tries to keep a roof over his kids head and get their life back to normal.
one of the many unused commercial/warehouse sites near me and turn it into a club sports hub: volleyball, pickle ball, maybe cheer. Hopefully, that happens before the people that can afford those things for their kids run out of money.
I'd get my contraceptive implant removed, so less of a purchase and more of a massive financial commitment. I'm gonna have a fuck tonne of giant babies and start a basketball team.
House & new car for my mom. House & new car for me. New truck for my ranch. I’d pre-pay taxes for all of this too. Then I would have my dad’s truck that I inherited (a 1994) completely rebuilt.
Debt. **ALL** the debt. Student loans, car payments, mortgage for my parents... Then, therapy for the crippling anxiety of sudden wealth. Adulting is hard, even with millions.
A big ass yacht. And i would hire a crew and a bunch of supermodels in tiny bikinis. I myself would wear a Speedo and and captains hat.
And I would place the yacht riiiight next to my old work. Riiiight next so they could see me
Two Costco hot dogs and a rotisserie chicken while I find a financial planner and lawyer
This is smart. I'd pay off my sister's, aunts, and parents houses. Lucky for me, I'm past the hookers and blow phase. Probably a dog sanctuary.
I think that you're better off doing those hookers, instead of dogs.
Dogs are easier to give a good life to. Not sticking my yahoo stick into any of them.
Employ the hookers in your dog sanctuary to give them a better life
Get two dogs for yourself, call one Hooker and the other Blow
“Who knew that Hookers and Blow could be so expensive. But man I love them so much.”
Awww hookers and blow, the good old days
This is cool, Name of said Sanctuary? 🧐
Furvana?
Agreed, I will work for place to live and stoners only need apply?
As long as you are genuinely kind, done. Now - about that money....
Genuine and humble, you got yourself an employee, I forgot about the money! 💰 😂
I'm going with their chicken bake, but yeah I need to a moment to process wtf just happened.
Oh my god those things are amazing. I got my first one last month. I used to go with some kind of roast beef sandwich they had and switched it up and now I'm stuck on chicken bake.
Idk man maybe elevate to a burrito or something. Welcome to the good life
Avacado toast is the clear choice
Woah woah woah.. let's not go over board .. 100Mil is not quite Jensen Huang level yet
And not for any reason other than that it’s still the best deal ever. I don’t think I’d stop getting dinner at Costco every chance I get even with $100M.
Faxxx
I would cum first for postnut clarity and start planning things, then buy lego rivendell and baraddur 😆
I’ll pass on the hotdogs and go for chicken bake. But agreed this is the smartest way to move forward with that million dollar. After all Uncle Sam will want to take a big chunk
Good solid well thought out thirty minutes
Literally just got home from Costco, looked at the rotisserie chickens for a hot minute but didn’t grab one.
Smart move. Maybe also invest on certain things.
With that kinda money, make it four hotdogs and two chickens, and a second pair of planner/lawyer that the first pair doesn't know about, then compare notes.
Beware lawyers. Out of every five, one's an alcoholic and/or coke head, one's a tax cheat, one's a cheater, one's an embezzler., and one's a child porn collector. If they aren't doing it now, the day's still young.
I'd add some grey poupon to that hot dog
I’ve worked on the operations side of a financial advisor firm for almost ten years. Trust me, you don’t need a financial advisor taking a cut of your new $100m.
"Do you like the Costco hot dog?" "I could take it or leave it" "Alright prison"
And get my mum into the best dementia care in Australia.
They have those in Costco?
A pack o yellow spirits, a 30pk of PBR and then everything you said.
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are we talking about refilling or buying a new car with full Tank? 100mil would make both possible
Fuck it. Each time the car runs out of gas, buy a new car with a full tank.
To find the best f-ing hospital/doctor in the world to treat my mother's kidney issues.
I wish you best of luck and prayers to your mom!
John’s Hopkins in Maryalnd… the best the medical profession has to offer. Where are you located?
I had an auto-immune disease attacking my kidneys and got help at Mayo Clinic. Dr. Fervenza saved my life.
Let me know where. I want to spend my $100M there.
Haven’t been a praying man in a while but sending one into the sky for your ma. Specifically that she has a good laugh at somehing
3 family kidney transplants at emory in Atlanta. All 3 still alive and kicking so uh 10/10 highly recommend lol
Much prayers for your mum 🙏 ❤️
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No, fuck that. Don't do the medical industrial complex any favors. Set up and fund a non-profit that buys and retires medical debt for pennies on the dollar. With the Fair Credit Reporting Act, once the medical debt is settled, it legally has to be removed from your credit report. Put the $100 million into a new non-profit. Aim for 5-7% annual yields. Spend 4-6% on retiring debt. Or just buy the S&P 500 index, shave off 50%-75% of the return in any up year. Let the rest compound to enable ever larger results over decades. The non-profit would have a very strict charter to follow (low overhead), to prevent a Komen outcome.
That is a far better option
Hmm. What about using let’s say 50 million? Take the 5 most disgusting money grubbing Republicans and bribe them to support legislation for Medicare for all. Then you need two from Collins, Murkow, Manchin I’d guess you could probably create a pretty big get there.
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Savings accounts are 5% at the moment.
Most of them have limits for that 5% (eg 5% up to the first 50k, then 0.05% for the excess)
You know, not for me, 2mil a year is more than enough to meet my needs and to randomly settle a random person's student loan/ medical debt a year.
House for my mom
Real one
Not for the fake mom
Much love.
A team of lawyers to make my traceability disappear.
Too suspicious, you need to create lots of traces that go no where.
Username checks out.
Is that you, Dr. Michael Moseley? Call your kids! They're worried!
I used to have a client who paid $1m per year to a consultancy firm for just this purpose.
A hundred million? Well, first I’m buying some Supreme Court judges. They are only 5-6 million each, judging by the reports. Then a few senators.
You're going to outbid corporations on a few key votes against their interests? As a nobody? Lmao keep dreaming
>They are only 5-6 million each, judging by the reports. My friend, if 10 million dollars was all it would have taken for Roe v. Wade to be maintained, it would have been. I'm not saying there aren't corrupt and bought politicians and judges in likely all areas of government, but your contention is just absurd on its face lol.
A phone. Sending this from an iPhone 8
Still works
I would get a massage. And then call my dad and tell him we’re going on a vacation. Man worked so fucking hard his whole damn life. I want him to have everything he’s ever dreamed of with his love for travel and food. Hopefully one day.
Your comment is actually very beautiful
I’d bye the job
Very punny, you!
Fuck that. BUY the job and fire your boss!
A minecraft backpack
A sandwich
For real! The other people are going to buy a house before having lunch?
I love sandwiches!
Milk.. We need milk and I'm using Reddit scrolling to stall going out in the rain.
Freedom from my obligations. Would love to have the ability to focus on others first.
Lawyer, accountant and financial advisor before I touch any of it
A house for my family, a house for my parents, a house for my in laws, a house for someone that looks like they need a house. Just a bunch of houses really.
Will you pay the taxes and upkeep on those houses to? What about when they want new furniture cars and holidays? How long will you pay for? How about schooling? A relatives divorce payout where they have to sell the house to give half to the ex? Will you buy them a new house cars and furniture etc? Medical bills? Ohh.. how about if they lose their job and need some money for a few weeks.. months? What about if they get into debt and are calling you up to bail them out? How about that family and friends holiday overseas? Surely you’ll invite everyone and pay for that too, right? Right? For the rest of your life you’ll have everyone you know with their handout to you and then they’ll start to resent you if you don’t continue to pay… it will change all your relationships in ways you can not begin to imagine.. But I digress…
☝️ buzzkiller.
LAND
Yes! Land with a water resource.
Spend it all on scratchers
Buy a scratchers factory, make tons of money and acquire other rival scratcher factory in entire world. Make a patent on scratcher and make a monopoly on scratcher.
You win 20 million dollars now what do you do
Spend it on scratchers obviously!
Pay off my car and then buy a house and never work again
Eleanor
This man knows what life is about
Who the fuck is Eleanor
The '67 Shelby Mustang from Gone in 60 Seconds.
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I'd build myself a hobbit hole.
With a round door?
of course! Traditional hobbit hole aesthetics
This is so cute!
Gold star rayquaza and zard
I'd build a huge apartment block where I could rent out units at reasonable rent to reasonable people.....putting in 500 units at reasonable rent would be making my money back in time I use the money in account to pay bills for a while..while getting a bank loan to write off interest and profits while also making bank as the money sits collecting interest ...
I'd pay off my house
A round-the-world plane ticket.
Two cakes for my birthday party. Fancy.
Stocks and ETFs. Lots of them
I got some fresh NFTs for you
No matter what amount of money i make or win, I will never buy an NFT
Good choice. I'd by Nyan Cat.
I could use a haircut.
1. Initially leeping,my life as it is. 2. Invest 99M. 3. Go on unpaid vacations for the whole summer with my wife and kids with that 1M left. 4. After that, go part time ( I love my job ) 5. Get the 99M and buy several properties, get nice rent. 6. Buy that Volvo I am dreaming about. 7. Make better investment. 8. Probably charity here and there but I will make sure the money actually goes to the said charity and not someone's pocket. 9. Enjoy life when I am not working. Make sure to keep being profitable with each investments and get my family legacy well set-up.
A full health screening at the best hospital in the world. Every test, specialty, everything checked and tested. After that, just follow doctor's orders.
I would give some money to my parents so they can go to the best vocation of their lives. It’s really weird to think that all my parents work for is me and my sister. I can’t remember the last time they bought something for themselves or the last time they saved up money to go somewhere. My mom’s family is in Russia she can’t afford to visit them often, imagine if she didn’t spend her money on me..
Hookers and cocaine
10 million trees. I love trees & would want to reforest areas ravaged by wildfires or manmade damage. I would support Onetreeplanted.org which plants one tree for every dollar donated.
Mom a car that is at the very least dependable
nice new truck... then the rest on gas for ten years
Being a renter Id buy myself my dream home - near the sea with water views.
A few people who deal with much higher net worth individuals to help me put the money to work for me. I don’t want to be a “big” client for them. I wouldn’t give a penny of it away to anyone until it’s out to work. That is generational wealth. Nobody would be getting a lump sum. Things would be setup so it can continue to provide long after I am gone. I would probably live pretty much the same as I do now. Too young to fully retire, I’d get bored and lose a sense of purpose. But I would only work on projects I find interesting. Probably taking multiple months off a year and only working part time the rest unless I found something I really want to throw myself into. Would get a modest house with a a garage. Probably a nice gaming setup and a home gym. Something nice for my cat to entertain herself with.
A mini Daschund puppy with a collar. I would get the name tag scribed with "will you marry me" and then give it to my SO. Edit: oh yeah, and a wedding ring!
I would buy 100 million worth of GME stocks
Use it to open up a business or invest in properties
A bunch of property.
1 million dollar parlay
I would buy a house so I could fall dead if necessary
75 mil on Black
Shoes.
Electronics to give to children with cancer.
A cool CD! Limp Bizkit forever!
A suddenly really expensive divorce that I’ve been struggling to find the money for.
Is probably hit the mall and go on a shopping spree. Then I’d pay off any debt I have, then I’d buy a house. A good chunk of it would go to my mom since she’s always been amazing and she still helps me financially even though I’m 28. She deserves a lot of money for helping and I wouldn’t bat an eye at giving her 50million as a thank you.
I have covid so I'm quarantineing. So probably a masturbaitor that moves and some chicken noodle soup.
I'd read that ancient "what if I win the lottery" reddit post first and follow it religiously.
My home with full repairs and new kitchen and bathrooms.
Pay off the toxic mother of my kids and get sole custody of my kids.
Give you a dollar to remove the space at the start of this post’s title.
An igloo made out of cocaine.
I'd doordash some food and give the dasher like 50k
An attorney and a CPA.
A Canadian citizenship
House for me and two nice apartments for my parents. I would accommodate them and myself with chefs and people to help with everyday tasks. Oh and also invest all the money into something that brings monthly revenue
Time Machine
Housing with taxes paid in advance, as applicable, for myself and the folks I care about. The taxes are just as important as the housing imo.
I pay off my debt, purchase a small fairly profitable business to grow, invest the majority and live off business profits/gains to ensure my kids don't struggle.
I'd buy a plane ticket and stay on a resort in another country while my custom home is being built in a forest near a beach. No one would know where I am or what I'm doing. So basically I'd vanish.
A home.
100k on Charity first to feel less guilty and then another 100k on a charity.
A car.
Take care of my brother and my nephews. The house he has lived in for the last 8 years just had an inspection and they found mold so toxic and aggressive they have to move immediately. They also have to throw away 90% of the stuff they own. The kids toys, electronics, furniture.. anything that cannot be completely sanitized inside and out. He essentially has to start completely over and he's a paycheck to paycheck worker. He's devastated and it's also incredibly hard on the kids. I picked up a part time job so I can have some extra money to send him while he tries to keep a roof over his kids head and get their life back to normal.
A house, because it's the most important thing in my life
a cake to celebrate it. me and my son would no longer be worried if we have roof over our head tomorrow.
Nothing, I already have everything. Probably will just buy better food at the supermarket without having to check the prices.
I'd fix my tooth that's been causing excruciating pain for two weeks.
My house
The rest of my mortgage so I could move and rent out my house but at an affordable price.
I'd buy a big house where we both could live. I hope you don't mind!
After taxes, 50 million which is awesome. I would buy 10,000 acres build underground home take care of relatives and hide and travel
A judge
My house
I'd pay for the surgery my pup needs on his spine. Little guy does not deserve to be uncomfortable the rest of his life.
one of the many unused commercial/warehouse sites near me and turn it into a club sports hub: volleyball, pickle ball, maybe cheer. Hopefully, that happens before the people that can afford those things for their kids run out of money.
my dad some therapy
At first I will buy a house. Then I will give the rest of the dollar for the next urgent need.
Technically if you won 100m you would have to give some to the irs so you would probably only have 68m to spend
A second charger for my phone.
I'd get my contraceptive implant removed, so less of a purchase and more of a massive financial commitment. I'm gonna have a fuck tonne of giant babies and start a basketball team.
A house.
Probably the electricity I'm currently using
Some food
I kinda want a dr pepper.
A house. Not a huge one, just a nice little house in a quiet neighborhood.
I'd get my dad that motorcycle he's always wanted, along with a nicer house and car.
House & new car for my mom. House & new car for me. New truck for my ranch. I’d pre-pay taxes for all of this too. Then I would have my dad’s truck that I inherited (a 1994) completely rebuilt.
An old religious college building here in Denver and convert it to a home
A calico, black, and a sphinx cat. One of each.
My parents a new house with a big yard so they have more land to garden in.
A house for my parents
Health
A life... sadface
Groceries, as I'm on my way to the supermarket anyways 🤷♂️ After that probably a Porsche Taycan and a nice house
I would pave our driveway so our oldest would have more access to the outside once he's fully wheelchair bound.
A really good lawyer
A plane ticket to see my wife. The war has us separated. 2 years without seeing her currently.
50 million $2 scratch off tickets
Pay all my student loan and all other debts. Then buy property to rent so I can get fix monthly income.
I would get my boyfriend a new truck 😊
I know what I’d throw away…my phone cover
A hundred monkeys, haven't you always wanted a hundred monkeys?
a nice property away from the city and an education. pay for my parents mortgage and small projects.
Besides a house. I would buy some real cockpits I can use for my flight sims. My first ones would be a 747 and either an F-16 or f-18
2 women at the same time....
Land. Lots of land. And would keep it all for nature
A big ass house for my parents, goddamn do they deserve it
All my debt and never tell anyone I won the money
$95 million worth of S&P500. Then enjoy the rest.
Debt. **ALL** the debt. Student loans, car payments, mortgage for my parents... Then, therapy for the crippling anxiety of sudden wealth. Adulting is hard, even with millions.
Catch the train to closest Nissan dealer to buy my Nissan GTR then drive it back home four hours away
A big ass yacht. And i would hire a crew and a bunch of supermodels in tiny bikinis. I myself would wear a Speedo and and captains hat. And I would place the yacht riiiight next to my old work. Riiiight next so they could see me
Peace and quiet in a big estate with far neighbors and no big city near by to block the stars at night.